Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
 

Well, after the "tests" they kind of had the goods on him there. Let's hope we don't have the Mike Tyson defense again.

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Uhm....which one is she???

http://home.austin.rr.com/milkmandan...s/snoopcat.jpg

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

Back at you. NTTAWT.

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The one in the next picture.

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Don't scroll down too fast. I think we should invite some of those catty posters to join us over here.

Guess the Ft. Worth Country Day guesses were right on. Loomis-Chaffee was just a post-grad year to improve his cred. so he could get into Amherst.

Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
 

I think he will be better served by going with the Dr. William Kennedy Smith defence.

Going a bit further down that path, he should have just gone the Senator Ted Kennedy the best defence is a good offence route and drowned the gold digging ho'. NTTAWWT.

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Ah okay. I didn't think Lil' Kim or Snoopcat were interns for Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, fo shizzle, my sizzle, indeed.

Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
 

Kobe didn't go to college.

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Twerp. His football roster at Amherst says he's 5'11"? Me no think so.

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and 205? Link
and a defensive tackle at that size? I know it's division III, but he's riding some major pine. And the hazing won't be too pleasant this August.

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Maybe when the penis growing from his head is erect.

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I liked this post by BrickHorn --

Reasons I'm better than Paul Kelly Tripplehorn:

1. I am not as ugly as homemade soap.

2. I bathe.

3. I can spell.

4. I don't feel the need to compare myself to others (unlike Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, who is far inferior to me in the important categories of attractiveness, hygeine, intelligence and modesty).

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It has a certain paigowesque je ne sais quoi to it.

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You're lucky she can't see that post Burger or she would kick your sorry ass!!

TdF Article
 

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"Now he's the big favorite,'' Armstrong said. Armstrong looked stunned when he ascended the podium to accept the leader's yellow jersey. Afterward, he seemed spent -- physically and emotionally. "I had an incredible crisis. ... I felt like I was pedaling backward,'' a flush-faced Armstrong said. Temperatures in the shade reached 97 and were far worse in the sun. "Perhaps it was too hot for me,'' Armstrong said. "I don't know. I suffered.'' "It's the thirstiest I've ever been in a time trial, right from the beginning for some odd reason,'' he said.

Armstrong was not the only exhausted rider. Immediately after crossing the finish line in fifth place, American Tyler Hamilton -- competing with a broken collarbone -- stumbled off his bike, lurched forward and vomited.

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she had me off ignore by later that afternoon.

and I very much doubt I'd suffer an ass kicking at her hands (or feet). Unless she brought an umbrella.

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Or a stun gun and testicle clamps, but perhaps if you were able to mount your bike before she caught you, you could lose her in the mountains.

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I can't possibly be the first to say it, but damn is that one ugly suit that clod is wearing. Or is it a mismatched sport coat and ill-fitting dockers? Can't quite tell. And the tie. Ought to be given an immediate dishonorable discharge and buried deep.

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Where had I gotten this crazy, fucked-up idea that Texas had some Mexicans living there?

Bambi Hunting
 

Aren't they? (Not just women, but the nature of relationships.) They just put it differently.

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There is a non-blonde woman mostly hidden behind the Senator.

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He's GOT to be wearing toenail polish. Anybody who's a slave to the blowdryer and curling iron had to have painted his toes!!

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Well yes. But those are standard equipment, so I already claimed that I could also avoid those.

Bambi Hunting
 

No. Because they believe women should be beasts of burden.

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If she's just as proud of her little brown one, why'd she stick her in the back row with the boys?

P.S. Someone should tell Mr. Tripplehorn that white backgrounds are unflattering to him and his poplin suit.

Bambi Hunting
 

I know you deliberately set up for this, but I have to say it after the Ziggy/Iggy/Mick discussion.

I'll never be your beast of burden.

Bambi Hunting
 

Does that one involve testicle clamps? I can't remember.

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Mestizos work as day laborers in your suburb; criollos do not. Someone paler than you could be Mexican.

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We're here. We've been here for 11 generations.

Doesn't mean we're likely to end up on a Republican Senator's staff.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

Given that the Governor of Florida has one on his staff, regularly, don't be so sure. Unless you've got it on the QT that the good Senator doesn't have a detachable staff.

Bumfights and Hand's job
 

Damn, how could I forget Bumfights in my list of favorite "ripped from the headlines" L&O episodes? I'm so stupid, stupid.

Mr. Hand: Your tale of sordidness on the train got surprisingly little response in these parts. Let me belatedly tell you "Good job, man. Well done. I'm getting a wedding band ASAP." But details, please. What did she look like? What was she wearing? Did she glide her french tipped-nails over your french tip as she handed you the note? C'mon man, for god's sake. We need to know.

Hey GWNC: Toronto's nice in the summer. You should come back more.

Texans
 

Your edit of RT's post underscores a misconception of Texas ethnicity. Though I cannot speak for RT, many in Texas, especially those like her family who have lived here for 11 generations consider themselves "Texicans" or "Texans," not Mexican or Mexican-Americans.

Today's paper has an interesting article entitled "War of Words Divides Residents of Texas Town."

Here's an excerpt:

GOLIAD, Tex., July 16 — In history books, the killing of more than 300 Texan rebels by Mexican troops here has long been known as the Goliad Massacre. But to many residents of Goliad, with its 18th-century Spanish fort and towering monument to the dead, that brutal episode in its history is still open to interpretation.

At the heart of the dispute, largely between Anglos and Mexican-Americans, is the porous definition of who is a Texan and what is Texas history at a time when Hispanics are growing in number and influence.

Some of Goliad's Mexican-American residents prefer "execution" to "massacre" in describing what happened here in 1836 because of Mexican law at the time, which was explicit in meting out de facto death sentences for foreigners taking up arms against the government.

"For so long in Texas history classes it's been drilled into us that Mexicans were the demons and Anglos the enlightened heroes," said Emilio Vargas III, an assistant principal at the Goliad elementary school and a descendant of Canary Islanders who settled here in the 18th century. "On this point we're no longer going to accept it without a fight."

Such talk has shaken Goliad, where the population of 2,000 is almost equally divided between Hispanics and Anglos, with a small black minority. The dispute has included the Roman Catholic Church, which owns the Presidio de la Bahía, the site of the killings 167 years ago, when American and European settlers were engaged in a war to pry Texas from Mexico.

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/19/na...EBA.html?8hpib

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Are you sure they're Mexicans? Perhaps they're Cubans. Or perhaps even Cuban-Americans.

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It’s always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
 

I think it should be noted (what with the plagarism witch hunts and all) that the phrase "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence" was popularized (if not coined) by John Krickfalusi in his groundbreaking cartoon Ren & Stimpy in 1991/92. Ren & Stimpy played a board game titled "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence," which always seemed to me like a brilliant idea for a board game.

str8.

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
 

Plagiarism is in.

QE
 

Okay, so I just finished watching The League of Fabulous Gentlemen, a.k.a. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

I've gotta say Carson ain't all that. He's funny as shit in a snarky stereotypic way, but his fashion sense could be met or exceeded by any of the others. In other words, if all five of them show up at my door, he's the one I want to dish with most but want to dress like least. And Carson's in need of the grooming makeover --- he looks like the love child of Rod Stewart and Dudley Moore.

Only place to ask this would be the FB
 

There's classic out there called "Night Moves." It's the only one Mrs. Wonk has ever requested we purchase.

Thanks to new member Chuckles
 

BC em's moniker reminded me that the name of the band that I was so into in the early nineties that I could not remember is CHucklehead. Thanks.

And speaking of things that I couldnt remember, the word that I love that was used by David Brent in Office Space is "gutting". It has to be said with his accent.

Tripplehorny
 

Wonking hard here, I know, but it was a long weekend getaway. Anyway, I think this guy is the love child of Slave and Cheval. He has Slave's need to be loved by the masses and tendencey to feel redeemed by his self perception of being of the right people (ie that whole clique thing). He also seems to be in the same IQ zip code as Slave. He has Cheval's condescending pomposity. Maybe an ascot would take care of the one button undone issue?

Hey Chevy- Kelly Tripplehorn called. He wants to return your assclencher to you.