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ltl/fb 12-11-2005 09:46 PM
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Him? isn't Atticus the sock that is pretending to be a girl, and is pretensious about cars and thinks airline security paws at his shorts?

edit: oh, and W-A-T-E-R
C-A-K-E

pony_trekker 12-11-2005 09:49 PM
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Unless you fuck up. We have a covenant with God. Another way we got it all over the goyim. We got it in writing and we lack the foreskins to prove it.
I don't think your deal is any good any more. I think puttin the hammer on Ole JC was an anticipatory breach of that deal.

Hank Chinaski 12-11-2005 10:16 PM
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I don't think your deal is any good any more. I think puttin the hammer on Ole JC was an anticipatory breach of that deal.
no need to go after the whole race. TW is doomed to hell for his own action. One of his main commandments is "honor thy father," right? You've all seen him say mean post after mean post to me here, haven't you?

pony_trekker 12-12-2005 05:05 AM
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no need to go after the whole race. TW is doomed to hell for his own action. One of his main commandments is "honor thy father," right? You've all seen him say mean post after mean post to me here, haven't you?
Our deal seems to be effed up too but I cannot figure out why.

Crusades? Boston?

sebastian_dangerfield 12-12-2005 09:34 AM
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"could give a shit" means you care, at least somewhat. The proper explitive is "couldn't give a shit."

It's a common mistake that pampered raised-rich people will often make, when trying to sound tough.
You can expose the idiocy of both by responding with "Really, why?" or "You need permission?"

sebastian_dangerfield 12-12-2005 09:45 AM
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Unless you fuck up. We have a covenant with God. Another way we got it all over the goyim. We got it in writing and we lack the foreskins to prove it.
Can anyone explain the definitive Jewish position on the afterlife. I grew up believing it was that there is no afterlife, but that one lives on in the memories of his/her descendants (hence the remembrance ceremonies at certain milestones following a death... I think its one year after or something like that...).

But in the past decade or so, most Jews I've met have said they believe in some sort of undefined afterlife existence. A few have flat out adopted a notion of a very Christian-like Heaven.

As one who doesn't believe in the Christian notion of Heaven (I subscribe to the loose view of certain Native Americans that we go 'back to the earth' into some sort of peace with the greater world), I find this disconcerting. These cats were supposed to have written the book on which we Xtians based our gig... If they're switching to follow our stuff, the whole foundation is fucked up.

Captain 12-12-2005 10:00 AM
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Can anyone explain the definitive Jewish position on the afterlife. I grew up believing it was that there is no afterlife, but that one lives on in the memories of his/her descendants (hence the remembrance ceremonies at certain milestones following a death... I think its one year after or something like that...).

But in the past decade or so, most Jews I've met have said they believe in some sort of undefined afterlife existence. A few have flat out adopted a notion of a very Christian-like Heaven.

As one who doesn't believe in the Christian notion of Heaven (I subscribe to the loose view of certain Native Americans that we go 'back to the earth' into some sort of peace with the greater world), I find this disconcerting. These cats were supposed to have written the book on which we Xtians based our gig... If they're switching to follow our stuff, the whole foundation is fucked up.
We may not believe in the afterlife, but we'll still bring clean underwear.

Replaced_Texan 12-12-2005 11:18 AM
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Captain 12-12-2005 11:20 AM
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Anyone need a seasonal avatar?
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/38430567/903260
Not unless Santa is a captain.

Diane_Keaton 12-12-2005 11:50 AM
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41 Year Old Nice Jewish Boy From Flushing

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=14522 http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=14525
http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=14526

Heh. You don't usually see this shit with Jewish guys - its always the goyim with their weird rambo shit (or karate trophies/ sock-on-clothes-line-hanging pics). I've always fantasized about a super-toned guy with nice biceps who is a right-winger and happens to be Jewish. Well here it is. But it is Not. Pretty.

ltl/fb 12-12-2005 11:53 AM
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41 Year Old Nice Jewish Boy From Flushing

Heh. You don't usually see this shit with Jewish guys - its always the goyim with their weird rambo shit (or karate trophies/ sock-on-clothes-line-hanging pics). I've always fantasized about a super-toned guy with nice biceps who is a right-winger and happens to be Jewish. Well here it is. But it is Not. Pretty.
Are those pictures even from this decade??? And where are the pictures from midway through ripping his shirt to pieces?

Diane_Keaton 12-12-2005 11:58 AM
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Are those pictures even from this decade??? And where are the pictures from midway through ripping his shirt to pieces?
It's frightening but, yes, those pictures are posted on Match.com as we type. Dude says he's part Native American. Sebby's wormfood religion comment reminded me of the ad.

nononono 12-12-2005 12:06 PM
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It's frightening but, yes, those pictures are posted on Match.com as we type. Dude says he's part Native American. Sebby's wormfood religion comment reminded me of the ad.
Yeah, but when were they taken? The beach photo looks circa 1974.

Diane_Keaton 12-12-2005 12:18 PM
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Yeah, but when were they taken? The beach photo looks circa 1974.
He says they're recent. Plus here's a close-up of background people in one of his beach pics.
http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=14527
Look at the dude with the fishbelly belly. That length of jeans -- available in the 70's?

Captain 12-12-2005 12:34 PM
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He says they're recent. Plus here's a close-up of background people in one of his beach pics.
http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=14527
Look at the dude with the fishbelly belly. That length of jeans -- available in the 70's?
I do not believe people knew how to cut off jeans at that length prior to 2003. Your proof is definitive.

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2005 12:37 PM
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He says they're recent. Plus here's a close-up of background people in one of his beach pics.
http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=14527
Look at the dude with the fishbelly belly. That length of jeans -- available in the 70's?
please post the rest of his beach pix.

nononono 12-12-2005 01:11 PM
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He says they're recent. Plus here's a close-up of background people in one of his beach pics.
http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=14527
Look at the dude with the fishbelly belly. That length of jeans -- available in the 70's?
I didn't see that guy in the first one. Must have been distracted by his Vinnie Barbarino 'do. But you may have a point- he appears to be wearing lightly faded, "easy fit" jeans, also not available in 1974. I think you should go for it.

Diane_Keaton 12-12-2005 01:21 PM
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please post the rest of his beach pix.
Ew. If you want a pic of his junk just ask him. His handle is "dreameagle".

Gattigap 12-12-2005 01:31 PM
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Ew. If you want a pic of his junk just ask him. His handle is "dreameagle".
Wait. Now you're repulsed?

Replaced_Texan 12-12-2005 01:41 PM
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Ew. If you want a pic of his junk just ask him. His handle is "dreameagle".
If I have to hold a hearing because you're making fun of this guy here, I'm going to be irritated.

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2005 01:58 PM
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If I have to hold a hearing because you're making fun of this guy here, I'm going to be irritated.
Hopefully, we will all be spared another Keaton internet dating-related drama. It looks like she saved the pics on the lawyer-chatting-board-that-shall-not-be-named and then linked them here. Based on my extremely limited technical knowledge, he will probably have a hard time following in the cyber trail here. Unlike that foppish dude.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-12-2005 02:12 PM
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Hopefully, we will all be spared another Keaton internet dating-related drama. It looks like she saved the pics on the lawyer-chatting-board-that-shall-not-be-named and then linked them here. Based on my extremely limited technical knowledge, he will probably have a hard time following in the cyber trail here. Unlike that foppish dude.
So you had a real hard time downloading them?

Not Bob 12-12-2005 02:29 PM
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Unlike that foppish dude.
My sympathies, FWIW, were with the foppish dude, and are with Barbarino. Do we really need to mock identifiable real people? Can't we stick with mocking celebrities and each other?

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2005 02:41 PM
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My sympathies, FWIW, were with the foppish dude, and are with Barbarino. Do we really need to mock identifiable real people? Can't we stick with mocking celebrities and each other?
2. I think this guy has a nice hair-do.

Barbarino? he's Jewish. bob- is swarthy all just swarthy in podunk- or is anti-Itie just the acceptable flavor of the month?

nononono 12-12-2005 02:46 PM
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2. I think this guy has a nice hair-do.

Barbarino? he's Jewish. bob- is swarthy all just swarthy in podunk- or is anti-Itie just the acceptable flavor of the month?
That was my comment originally - it was a comment on the hairstyle (that longish, unruly 70s-style) (nttawwt), nothing else.

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2005 02:52 PM
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Hopefully, we will all be spared another Keaton internet dating-related drama. It looks like she saved the pics on the lawyer-chatting-board-that-shall-not-be-named and then linked them here. Based on my extremely limited technical knowledge, he will probably have a hard time following in the cyber trail here. Unlike that foppish dude.
don't you think the world would be a better place if the Bush Tetras hadn't stopped recording in the 80s?

sebastian_dangerfield 12-12-2005 02:56 PM
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My sympathies, FWIW, were with the foppish dude, and are with Barbarino. Do we really need to mock identifiable real people? Can't we stick with mocking celebrities and each other?
Yes, Bob, it is time for you to get a new hairstyle.

Replaced_Texan 12-12-2005 03:09 PM
What kind of super!box store runs out of christmas light bulbs on December 13?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-12-2005 03:11 PM
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What kind of super!box store runs out of christmas light bulbs on December 13?
One that realizes the profit margins on such products is so low that it doesn't justify the risk of getting stuck with too much stock on Dec. 26?

Replaced_Texan 12-12-2005 03:16 PM
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One that realizes the profit margins on such products is so low that it doesn't justify the risk of getting stuck with too much stock on Dec. 26?
Given the way that place is stocked, it looks like one that realizes the returns on strings of christmas lights is better than just the bulbs.

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2005 03:19 PM
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My sympathies, FWIW, were with the foppish dude, and are with Barbarino. Do we really need to mock identifiable real people? Can't we stick with mocking celebrities and each other?
I generally err on the side of favoring the extreme mockery of anybody, whether they be celebrities, real people, imaginary internet lawyers, whomever. But my sympathies were also with the foppish dude. At least until he turned out to be such a freak. Then, my sympathies were solely with me for having to endure the unimaginably boring melodrama that ensued.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-12-2005 03:20 PM
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Given the way that place is stocked, it looks like one that realizes the returns on strings of christmas lights is better than just the bulbs.
Oops. I didn't realize the distinction.

With a string of lights costing, what, $3, who bothers replacing the individual bulbs any more?

notcasesensitive 12-12-2005 03:31 PM
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Hopefully, we will all be spared another Keaton internet dating-related drama. It looks like she saved the pics on the lawyer-chatting-board-that-shall-not-be-named and then linked them here. Based on my extremely limited technical knowledge, he will probably have a hard time following in the cyber trail here. Unlike that foppish dude.
I'm sad that I don't recall the foppish dude incident. I love internet dating-related drama. Internet dating-related melodrama is even better!

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2005 03:32 PM
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I'm sad that I don't recall the foppish dude incident. I love internet dating-related drama. Internet dating-related melodrama is even better!
Translation: I MISS PAIGOW AND SLAVE!

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2005 03:42 PM
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I'm sad that I don't recall the foppish dude incident. I love internet dating-related drama. Internet dating-related melodrama is even better!
It went sort of like this:

***************

Diane: Here are private e-mails sent to me from a foppish dude I met online. Ha, ha, he's a loser! Everyone go look at his web site.

Foppish Dude: I got all these page hits and then saw my pictures were being posted here. This is a violation of the international treaty of online dating privacy protocol. I demand justice!

ih8edjfkjr: I have held a formal top secret internet tribunal to investigate these allegations of wrongdoing. I will be issuing a formal Report and Findings, but the short story is that both Diane and Foppish Dude are jackasses.

***************

Except it was dragged out over about seven months and approximately 16,000 posts.

Replaced_Texan 12-12-2005 03:46 PM
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I'm sad that I don't recall the foppish dude incident. I love internet dating-related drama. Internet dating-related melodrama is even better!
Start here and keep on reading. Due to the results of the secret military tribunal heard by plated, a lot of it was redacted.

notcasesensitive 12-12-2005 03:46 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It went sort of like this:

***************

Diane: Here are private e-mails sent to me from a foppish dude I met online. Ha, ha, he's a loser! Everyone go look at his web site.

Foppish Dude: I got all these page hits and then saw my pictures were being posted here. This is a violation of the international treaty of online dating privacy protocol. I demand justice!

ih8edjfkjr: I have held a formal top secret internet tribunal to investigate these allegations of wrongdoing. I will be issuing a formal Report and Findings, but the short story is that both Diane and Foppish Dude are jackasses.

***************

Except it was dragged out over about seven months and approximately 16,000 posts.
If I Google "foppish dude" will I be able to find his website?

spookyfish 12-12-2005 03:53 PM
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If I Google "foppish dude" will I be able to find his website?
No, you'll find flower's.

notcasesensitive 12-12-2005 03:54 PM
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No, you'll find flower's.
Has it been established that Flower is not The Foppish Internet-Dating Dude?

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2005 03:57 PM
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Has it been established that Flower is not The Foppish Internet-Dating Dude?
I do not currently own an Edwardian Tuxedo, but I would not rule it out.


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