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I think that guy dodged a bullet. I don't understand why her first assumption was that he was intentionally ignoring her (never mind that he told her he was going to Europe)? Why wasn't she worried that something happened to him? If it continued for days I'd have been calling his friends or family rather than leaving drunken emails and voicemails. On the other hand, merely listening would have eliminated the problem.

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I kinda think that was his point.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I would have "fake forgave" her- blow job camel for a week as penance, then decide I cannot forgive, and moved on-

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

If there is a community art center/school near the person that offers classes or studio time, a gift certificate there. Otherwise a gift certificate to a good art supply store.

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Yeah I know. Sometimes I just like to state the obvious.

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Fred: Maybe you can clarify something for me. Since I've been, you know, waiting for the fleet to show up, I've read a lot, and...
Ted: Really?
Fred: And one of the things that keeps popping up is this about "subtext." Plays, novels, songs - they all have a "subtext," which I take to mean a hidden message or import of some kind. So subtext we know. But what do you call the message or meaning that's right there on the surface, completely open and obvious? They never talk about that. What do you call what's above the subtext?
Ted: The text.
Fred: OK, that's right, but they never talk about that.

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Arthur Fonzarelli?

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Like a lightning bolt, there is a post of clarity and lucidity! Did you stop drinking? Why? Are you on some sort of medication not compatible with alcohol?

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Bravo! (I love that movie)

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

My controllers don't allow me more than a glass of wine.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Something makes me think others around here could benefit from similar controllers.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Hey, I'll let the free market ration my plonk, thank you very much.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Don't get hit by a car. Or if you do, perish. Or emerge unscathed.

who took over newber retention?
 

since flower has retired, or maybe RT finaly banned him, I will post this question for the board- normally I would just pm nimble nuts straight off.

last night i went to dinner with my son. I was wearing my Melt Banana t-shirt. At the table next to ours sat a dad and his son. That dad had a Melt Banana shirt on- can you imagine the mega-c0-incidencie! we spoke about MB and how neither of us knew any song names, but still were really big fans.

BUT, the really cool part was his shirt was a polo- not the brand, the style. Does polo MB shirt mean MB has preppy fans? Just wondering.

Happy Birthday
 

When you're old, you'll continue to worry about the newbers, and spend time thinking about MBs or mega-c0-incidncies or Guernica thingies, and then you'll want to, Idon't know, what were we talking about, well, that's for sure, of course.

This one's for you.

The other one too.

Re: who took over newber retention?
 

About 3 years ago I bought a really cool t-shirt with a roaring leopard head on the front. It is nice and fits well and I got compliments on it. However, I recently looked at the back of it and it says "Ed Hardy." OMG. It's like primitive Ed Hardy -- does not look particularly douchey at all, but holy crap. I cannot believe I own an Ed Hardy t-shirt. Also, I wore it a lot. Not so much this year, but in prior years.

Re: who took over newber retention?
 

weren't you dating in New Jersey? maybe it was okay to wear it there?



did I do the NJ joke correctly?

Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

What was he thinking? or drinking?

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/9925698_36_2.jpg

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

How well can that work? He got rid of th psycho with reading a series of emails in one night. If he goes with your strategy he has a whole bag of nuts for two more weeks.

Re: Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

That woman hasn't been in danger of getting pregnant in about 10 years.

TM

Re: Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

She's is 49 -- it's still theoretically possible now.

Re: Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

Good Lord. It was a joke.

TM

Re: Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

Are there really men who have sex with 49 yo women, or are you talking about invitro?

Re: Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

you mom blew me when i cut her lawn. is that "sex"?

Re: Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

At your age, does anything you do really qualify as "sex"? Be honest with yourself.

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That regulatory scheme was caused by two related things: the near-collapse of the student loan industry in the 1980's, and the rise of diploma mills, often catering to minority and/or low-income students. Reforms across the country led to stricter attendance policies and other safeguards for almost all vocational schools. For some schools, the regulatory costs were too much to bear and there was a lot of consolidation of private, for-profit vocational schools, especially in California.

Having said that, if the school back East has sensible administrators, they'll produce her admissions documents where she initialed a stack of disclosure forms which promised career assistance, not a career.

The problem with the newspaper article is that it lists her name. What would you do with her resume if you were in HR? If I ran a company, I'd make sure she never got an interview there.

The opposite problem exists with RT's youtube link. Em? Is "Em" short for Emma? Emmy? Emily? Until last year Emily was the most popular girls' name. It had held that title for the past 12 years. And what name usurped Emily? Emma! That's not helpful. We don't know anything about this woman except that she's (1) a bad listener, (2) crazy.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

You are misusing my made-up word.

A "blow job camel" is not a man who gets a lot of blowjobs. Camels aren't animals that get a lot of water. Fish get a lot of water. When fish are out of water, they're the main character in a movie made in the 1980's. Camels are cigarettes. Or cartoon characters created for nefarious purposes in the 1980's.

Rather, a blowjob camel is a man who realizes that life is short and that blowjobs can cease at any time. Accordingly, he savors them when given the opportunity. Much like a camel at an oasis.

Re: Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

does anyone else find it out that flinty's dad is posting?

Re: Rick Pitino - WTF?
 

Hank, do you remember back in the days before you began with a Prune Juice/Cialis cocktail, back when you were my age? Do you remember those days?

I should be storing up for the long walk through the Sahara, shouldn't I?

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I believe you are a bit off. I think the term, Paigowian in origin, refers to a man who has an insatiable appetite for getting blow jobs, as if he were a camel storing them up the long dry spell ahead. So I think Hank's usage is correct. The man, knowing he is about to break up with his crazy e-mailing girlfriend and that there might be a long desert trek before the next girfriend, spends a week filling his hump, so to speak.

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while I agree with the entire substance of this post, I wonder if we might refine a word choice. To me the term "Paigowian" should parallel "Orwellian", and refer to a style; rambling, typo filled, funny, borderline-lucid rants. Your usage, limited to origin, could be handled by the more straight forward "originated by Paigow Princess."

As such:
PLF- Hank, wasn't "Blow job camel originated by Paigow?"
Hank- Yeah, of course, she'd say, "I invented that!" but yeah, her idea.
PLF- All I am sure of it was usually used in a Paigowian post.
Hank- For sure. Hey can you shoot me the link to where the mods saved the pictures from Breasticle day II?

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I agree with what you say, and I've defended these cases successfully on behalf of California schools. But according to what Ty posted, the suit is about the school's failure to provide the promised career assistance, not the career.

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Wait a second. It just hit me. Rambling? Typo-filled? Borderline-lucid?

OMFG! You. Are. Paigow.

I knew you hadn't really left us. Don't worry. You're secret is safe with me. ;)

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Fixed that for you.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

we know if you catch her on the right night she might throw you a grudge fuck.

Re: who took over newber retention?
 

Just saw this. Funny. Except . . . hating Ed Hardy shirts has jumped the shark almost to the same extent that saying something has jumped the shark has jumped the shark:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009...wear-ed-hardy/

Re: who took over newber retention?
 

So who or what do we jump now?

Re: who took over newber retention?
 

Not sure. Can anyone identify the episode when, like, The Sopranos started to suck?

Re: who took over newber retention?
 

is it me, or is this post ppnycian?

Re: who took over newber retention?
 

You should un-pop the collar on your Melt Banana polo. You look like an Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag.