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Well I'm convinced. No one from Connecticut would use "drug" like that.

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I can appreciate that many other folks like the TdF, but biking is not a sport worth watching. I'd rather watch flies fuck.

I feel the same way about running - its a hell of a physical effort, but not s sport worth viewing.

The worst of all things to watch is America's Cup. I might watch golf before America's Cup.

Soprts which can be watched are as follows (in order of watchability):

Boxing
College Basketball
College Football
Playoff and finals Basketball
Football
Playoff and series baseball
Olympic Ski Jumping
Downhill skiing
Tennis
Hockey (live, in the stadium)
Baseball (live, in the stadium)
Regular season Baseball
Regular season Hockey

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That's what I'm saying.

For your amusement, I'll share my Friday night. Having worked late (technically, it was Saturday morning) I was forced to ride the train with the Friday night crowd (aka heinous drunks). I was forced to listen to a little game called "That's when I knew you were drunk." Goes like this, "dude when you were hitting on that girl at the bar and you were all like rubbing her and shit - that's when I knew you were drunk."

"No way man" I wasn't even drunk then.

"No dude, it was when you got up on stage, that's when I knew you were drunk."

"No way man. I was hella drunk way after that."

And on and on and on.

Then came the shining moment when Fa Shizzle became a tired tired term that drunk white guys use now. (But it was Fer Shizzle).

"Dude, if I'd know you were wanting some action, I'd have let you talk to that chick at the bar. I totally wasn't feeling it. You're my holmes, man. I'd have totally turned her over to you man. Fer Shizzle man, fer shizzle.
That was my Friday. Thank you, good night!

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This is great! It is like my work is done here bc apparenlty the board has replaced me with a better version of me. That was quick, leagl. Who is your headhunter?

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Let 's change the subject to roadhead

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And with that you have proven why chevy is the assclencher that he is. Thanks Sebby, as someone with more wit and grace than I once said, you may be bangable.

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Ugh. Take off the satin panties and boxing is just two lunkheads beating the crap out of each other in a barfight.

Besides the Tour, give me baseball. Serene, simple, pure, limited gore.

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Giving? Or receiving?

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And tight pants.

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I suppose that depends on who you are...

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Is this PLF ironic?

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You think this is a good look for a man?

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Probably, but I want to see how the Gong Show turns out first.

Go ahead.

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Baseball pants? Football pants? YEAH! Fer shizzle!!

Edited to add...you think 14 yo girls go to the games to see Edgar Martinez (the best DH of all time?) No. They go to see ARod or Jeter and if you can sit on the first base side and check him out, so much the better.

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A traffic jam when you're already late.

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I have a male friend who is quite the pimp. He described his weekend adventures to me over lunch -- the story culminated in "and so she said she wanted to go to a strip club . . ."

Has there ever been a situation where an unrelated man and a woman have gone to a strip club together and not had sex after?

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I never thought I'd see the day when Snoop entered Squaresville. It's really too bad. I thought he would be cool forever...

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Yes. This happens. I went with some coworkers to a place that had live music. They wanted to go "next door" to have drinks first and meet up with this guy's "girlfriend."

A female coworker said NO, DON'T GO to the "insert stupid strip club name here." I didn't know it was a strip club but I knew his "girlfriend" was a stripper. I should have known better.

So yes, in answer to your question, it happens.

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What do you mean by "unrelated?"

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Yes. NTTAWWT.

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One on one? B/c I've been to a gentlemen's club with a group of girls (just friends of the group - really) and guys and no one had sex after. In fact, the strip club had just as many women patrons as men. There was even a bachelorette party going on. She got on stage and was groped accordingly. It was wonderful. It used to be that a female would get in free to a gentlemen's club. I don't think that's the case anymore...

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OMG E/o, now look what you've done. Now it's going to look like me and peske went to a strip club together.

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Okay, if a woman says to a man she is dating, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," she means, "I am going to fuck you tonight."

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And what makes you so sure that we haven't?

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I do this actually quite frequently, with various men not related to me.

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Hey, my wife went to a strip club with a few guys from school a few months back after they'd all had a pile of drinks at happy hour. Does that mean she got gang banged?

S(that whore... I'm going to a massage parlor for a hummer right now)D

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Its the gore that makes boxing so fucking great. A good slugfest is the best. What other sport lets you see a guy who's right has more pressure than a great white shark's bite pummel another dude's face? Good brawlfest boxing is like seeing a baseball game where Reggie Jackson is perpetually at the plate. Each time a guy throws a combination, it might knocks the sweat ten feet off the other guy's head and land him on the canvass. No sport gives you that much pure adrenaline in a short period of time.

Baseball's dull because it takes forever and until recently was a pitcher's game.

If I could pay to watch two lunkheads beat the hell out of each other in a barfight, I'd do that too.

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Possibly, NTTAWWT.

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I think the subtext has just swallowed the text. Or past has become present. Or history has become reality. Or Fringey went off her meds for the weekend.

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Well, fuck, nobody in their right mind can make a valid argument for why America's Cup is a sport. Its not even a topic worth debating.

I love the beach, and I enjoy sailboats as much as the next guy, but yatch racing ain't a fucking sport in the classic sense of the word.

I think a lot of yuppies like America's Cup because they think they should. Its a manby pamby thing for folks to watch to differntiate themselves. Gimme Rufus v. Geno for 15 rounds over that boat racing crap anyday...

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I dunno. Is your girlfriend a stripper?

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I have been to strip clubs with women, and, although it is not guaranteed sex, the likelihood of sex goes way up. If, as you posit, the woman is someone you are actually dating, but have not yet fucked, the likelihood of that situation being rectified approaches 100%.

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Or lets you tear another guy's ear off with your teeth and receive only a mild reprimand--bonus!

Given that I nearly passed out watching one of those goddamned "Nip/Tuck" promos, I think I'd better stay away from watching actual gore.

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Well, it unquestionably highlights man's evolution and accomplishments of the past 3000 years.

Where's the strategy? Smash his face now? Or save it for later, and smash his face then?

Boxing has become a joke. The major fighters dance around each other, with a fight every six months against some tomato can, instead of each other. Can we imagine this in another sport? The lakers and celtics refuse to play, except once, in the 80s, and only then after Bird is hobbled with injuries and Magic is in decline. Or the Yankees cite a few injuries and tell everyone they won't play the world series until next october.

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But what if she's asking because she just wants to see naked women? Isn't there a likelihood that your equipment doesn't interest her much?

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One of them is, but don't tell my wife.

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It is fairly rare to find a closeted true lesbian who dates men (or at least men like me). Bi-sexual is another matter.

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Maybe Less has a "pocket pussy" at home so that he can offer them the best of both worlds.

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If she just wants to see naked women, why bother with the ruse of dating a guy, just to wait for that opportunity to say "you know what? We oughtta go to a strip club tonight."

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Why not? A guy offers you dinner, a movie, maybe some live music...you figure out you have no interest in him physically - he'll for sure pay for your cover (if there is one) to the strip club. It's a no lose situation. But that's just one reason. Other reason could easily be that strippers turn her on and she's needs the jump start for any action with you.