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If you are directing this at Lester, you are a little off as you are forgetting the booze. IT would be like trying to jumpstart a car without gas.

And there are a coupel of us that are immune to booze.

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An article about a Japanese tattoo artist who was tired of stupid people getting Asian tattoos and gets his revenge by changing the meanings.

Yet another potential board slogan: "I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world."

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Well, then, she should just say that and save the guy the dead presidents. That's an awful lot of money for some mediocre foreplay.

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But not nearly as much as if she wanted to go Bambi hunting.

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That's because nearly all straight girls are open to occasional bisexual bahavior or at least experimenting.

Now of course three or four girls will post here that they'd never in their lives be fingered, felt up or eaten out by another woman. HOWEVER, I guarantee and would bet my house that if I gave these same girls a headfull of champagne and got a hot lipstick lesbian or bi chick to start feeling them up the right way, they'd at least deal with a few minutes of girl on girl foreplay. Some of the most straight chicks I know can be bent a little bit because, as all women will admit, women know best how to touch other women.

S(now I must go touch myself)D

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I know of several instances of such activity.

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What was the appraised value of your house on your last re-fi?

Edited to add...I have NO, repeat NO interest in women and no quantity of alcohol is going to change that. I have, however, been to a strip club with Penske.

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At least you admit it. That's the first step.

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What's the second step?

"He bit hard on his pillow, to stop himself from making a noise." (518)
 

Fun with "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
A couple of bloggers noticed the high frequency of the phrase "flat on his back" in the most recent Harry Potter book. They compiled a list of out-of-context quotations that are heavy on the innuendo.

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Nah, it's because sex is just sex. Other than that, I agree with you.

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I think its admitting that you believe in my higher power but I'm not positive as no one has ever gotten this far before.

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Not all women know best how to touch other women, but those that do know better than the men that do (if you follow that).

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Well, um, uh, no.

(What in the hell are you saying?)

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Is there any demonstrable proof of this?

http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/sex.gif

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If I got your drunk, put a blindfold on you and let a chick go to work downstairs on you and then pulled the blindfold off just as you were really getting into it, I guarantee you wouldn't stop a thing. The bottom line I've heard from every straight girl I know who has experimented with other women is that they are more turned on by men, but that women have much better patience and ability to touch gently while pressing all the right buttons. men are obviously better for fucking, but we're always second when it comes to the foreplay part. This all makes terrific sense to me. My whole life chicks have been telling me to be a little more gentle and patient and I try and try to do so, but its hard, cuz I'm a guy, and guys like to move things along and get where we want to be. Chicks provide the best slow foreplay because they appreciate it most.

Don't believe me? Go fuck fuck a chick and find out for yourself.

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Yes but what is the range of "knowing how to touch"? , i.e. what if there is a woman who knows how to touch well, let's say an 8 on a 1-10 scale, but there is a man who is the king of touch, an 11 on a 1-10 scale. Who would be a better toucher?

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I have had good sex with men and I have had good sex with women. The "best" sex* was with women, hands down.

*from a purely orgasmic standpoint.

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Do you have video to back up these assertions?

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As leagl and others can attest, it's not all "foreplay." Think hands.

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Chances are, if you were drunk and blindfolded and a (experienced, gay) man started blowing you or giving you a hand job, and the blindfold was removed just as you were "getting into it", you wouldn't stop a thing either.

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I think she means men are on a scale of lousy to great, and women on a scale of lousy to grrreeeeaaaatt.

I dated at least one bisexual who disagreed.

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If I was drunk enough, I wouldn't have to.




Sidd("dude, can I have the blindfold back?")Finch

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Is this where we discuss fisting?

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Oh dear....

:oops:

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I think she means that while men are generally better at it than women generally, the standouts are women. Like how Jerry Seinfeld observed that women are generally funnier than men, but all* the great comics are men, or women are generally better cooks than men, but all* the great chefs are men.

*I can't remember if he was sexist enough to say "all," or just sexist enough to leave it unspoken but implied.

Fisting!?!?!
 

Now, this is a poll topic. How many FBers have engaged in this activity?

(I was in a relationship for most of 90s that broke up just as the millenium turned. This particular activity was never on the menu back then, but seems to have become au courant in some circles in the meantime. Maybe it was the reference in Chasing Amy. NTTAWWT)

Fisting!?!?!
 

today or ever?

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with each other, of course.

Lebowskiing
 

LOUISVILLE, Ky., July 21 — The Real Lebowski lives. And people love him. Jeff Dowd, the inspiration for the main character in the Coen brothers’ 1998 mistaken identity comedy “The Big Lebowski,” joined more than a thousand fans at the second annual Lebowski Fest — a celebration of bowling, white Russians and all things Lebowski. THE FILM “HAS a rewatchability that most other films don’t,” said Russell Cooley, a 25-year-old research analyst from Madison, Wis., who drove more than 10 hours to attend. “You can watch it over and over again and it’s still funny.”
In the film, Los Angles slacker The Dude — “I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback” — is played to perfection, Dowd says, by Jeff Bridges. He then becomes entangled in kidnapping and pornography when all he wants is restitution for his ruined rug — and he’s mistaken for a millionaire of the same name.

OK, I don't get it. I didn't find it funny the first time. Maybe I should watch it again? Of course I'm one of the few who enjoy the Simpsons.

the making of a cult

Fisting!?!?!
 

Wow, we've really come full circle now.

Paging Maude Lebowski
 

Flashpoll: Will it be Paigow, reba or one of her other tribute socks that responds to this?

Paging Maude Lebowski
 

I'd bet the field on this.

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The funniest part is the reaction of Kerri Baker, whose tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!” -- “I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

This story has to be a joke. But it's a good one.

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Yeah, as if "insert vegetable chow mein" would have been OK.

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

I am behind, I'm never gonna catch up, so I have no idea what you are talking about. But I hate not to answer a question so I'll say that E/O is my headhunter. Apparently E/O you did a good job! :sportswav

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You think about your own hands. You leave my hands alone, thank you very much.

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You can't possibly object to someone giving you a hand, now can you?

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Lebowskiing
 

This movie gets better upon repeated viewing. Even James Lipton agrees (and there is an assclencher if ever I saw one). I think this may have something to do with the fact that one might be prone to focus on the plot the first go round, which is not the film's strong suit In fact, it isnt totally sensical (or to quote Maud, "The story is ludicrous") . This movie is pure dialogue and characters. So the more you watch it the more you put your focus in the right place. And tehre are so many gems in this movie that you cant appreciate every one in just one viewing. This probably explains the "rewatchability" of this brilliant classic.

The efficacy of fake tits
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ast_implants_2

Story on the FDA reconsidering the ban on silicon chemical balls. Here is a question. The story says that most silicon bags break down after seven years and that a relatively large number of saline bags rupture. Do most women who do this kind of thing end of waking up one mornin with lopsided tits needing emergency surgery? Do the majority of funbags not last forever and if so, are the women who get them totally fine with the notion of a lifetime of surgeries to rotate their wheels? This seems pretty high maintenence, spendy and risky, so I was curious. Surgery scares the bejesus out of me, as do hospitals, so I can't imagine engaging in this kind of commitment. But I dont know the pain and trauma of being an A cup (which I would think would be fun- no bras, no sagging) so I really cant speculate as to whats worse.