Color me crazy but
 

Got milk?

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Interesting choice, since Prince Charles is on record wishing he was a tampon.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Speaking of tampons, I have heard that Tripplehorny has been fired from his job with Rep. Granger. Roll Call magazine supposedly reported this, but I don't have a subscription. Chief?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Found on the other board:

"Tripplehorn Continued. Another chapter has been added to the saga of intern Paul Kelly Tripplehorn Jr.

Tripplehorn, of course, hastily left the office of Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas) after penning a caustic e-mail marked "you suck" to one of his female colleagues.

Despite the fact that the e-mail has been forwarded around to thousands of folks around the country, he then landed an internship with Rep. Kay Granger (R-Texas).

Sources tell HOH that Tripplehorn was asked by Granger's staff to submit his resignation late last week and he quickly did so. He did not return an e-mail seeking comment."

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I, too, often regret having been too young to bang Ayn Rand and Andrea Mitchell.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Really? Even if you'd be stuck with Camilla Parker Bowles as your official mistress?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

You think you're not Ashton enough to take Andrea?

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I'm guessing his mom's name is something like Muffy, and she has now read the e-mail and still can't quite figure out what's so bad about it.

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Sure I am, but it's really the twofer that counts.

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Screw that. He was the right age to have banged Kate Hepburn at the right age.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Don't give up hope. Thousands of people are still vigorously humping Ayn Rand's corpse regularly. Look in the yellow pages under "Ludwig von Mises's Personal Power!" for a seminar near you.

Kobe Charged
 

Anyone else seen the pics of the K-man's accuser? Not bad at all.

One way or another she should do alright on this thing. With her looks and these flimflam allegations she seems to have all the characterstics of a fame whore and public intrigue created by the tabloid journalists will surely encourage the American public to buy the Kobie's Accuser......Nude!!!!! Hustler when it hits the stands in October of 2004.

I wonder if the maligned Kobie will get a cut of her action, although despite my rush to judgement, I will grant you one thing, if Kobie hops into a white Hummer and leads the LAPD on a low-speed chase from Los Angeles to Vail, I'll be the first one to begin speculating about his motives.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Thus leading to the next poll.

If you could travel back in time for a little adventure with someone who is now dust, who would it be?

I am torn between Grace Kelly and Mae West myself.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

The face that launched 1000 ships, of course. Helen of Troy.

Is this the face that launched a thousand ships/ and topped the topless towers of Illium/ Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss...

Kobe Charged
 

I have not seen the pics, but at least one source is claiming that they are of the wrong girl:

http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,...525789,00.html

"Despite the mother's concerns, a picture that was purported to be of the woman began circulating as early as Friday on at least three websites.

But Janelle Medina, 19, who attended Eagle Valley High School and was in the choir with the alleged victim, said the photo is of another girl with the same first name."

aV

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

I think this is the name of a new highrise being built in Houston.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Elizabeth Taylor. Even though (I think) she's not technically dead, the creature she was in National Velvet is certainly buried.

Or the Virgin Mary, so I can say "God took my sloppy seconds."


Sidd(yes, I know, I'm going to hell)Finch

Kobe Charged
 

Link, please.

TM

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Freud -- just so that I could mess with his sex theories.

Kobe Charged
 

Shoot! I would have liked to have seen the girl in the fotos nekkid.

TdF
 

Lawsuit pending...Lance sued

ARMSTRONG SUED FOR DEFAMATION
Italian rider Filippo Simeoni has demanded 100,000 euros ($113,500) in damages from Armstrong after accusing the American of making defamatory remarks.
The Italian decided to take legal action after this year’s Tour race leader Armstrong called him a “liar” in an interview in Le Monde in April.
Armstrong attacked Simeoni after he gave evidence in the trial of Armstrong’s personal coach Dr Michele Ferrari, who is accused of sporting fraud and illegally acting as a pharmacist.
“We’ve requested the figure of 100,000 euros as a symbolic amount,” Simeoni’s Italian lawyer Giovanni Fontana told Reuters. “We’re not doing this legal action for money but to stop Lance Armstrong telling lies about Filippo Simeoni.” “He will also have to appoint a lawyer to defend himself in Italy.

I'll go. Anyone else wanna come?

Kobe Charged
 

All the news sources are now reporting it's the wrong girl.

Also interesting is this report from one of the girl's friends stating that there was "visible evidence" a week later.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

A very wise choice in the ancient world, as she is most definitely one of the few people living before 1000 A.D. who aren't among your ancestors. Mother of God or not, it would be pretty squicky to fuck your 82nd great grandmother.
{Spree: Yale researcher builds mathematical proof that Confucius, Nefertiti, and just about any other ancient historical figure who was even moderately prolific (thereby disqualifying the Blessed Virgin) must today be counted among everyone's ancestors.}

This will kill DS
 

I must say, those are pretty cool.

Still totally inappropriate, everyone will be relieved to hear, but cool-looking, nevertheless. I am neither more nor less scandalized by beach-wear on the street than I am by athletic-wear. (Once you put a kitten heel on it, it's no longer a flip-flop, it is a sandal and therefore a real street-shoe, and you must take full responsibility for intentionally wearing plastic shoes.)

NYT had an article about "flip-flops on the street" about 3 weeks ago. By the time the NYT fashion pages get ahold of something, it is usually dead.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

John F. Kennedy Jr. , if not him then his dad. If he was good enough for Marilyn, he's good enough for me.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Is it not possible that we are descended from Jesus's brother?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

As a sideline to a rather long and boring story I won't subject y'all to, I discovered I have an ancestor who claimed just such descent.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

This "researcher" is leaving out some very important facts.

On purpose?

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Virgin Mary. Virgin Mary. Let's not start this all over again.

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Of course, the article also suggests a significant portion of the population would have no modern ancestors, so all you have to find in the ancient (or even Medeval) world is someone in a line now extinct.

Of course, that means foregoing a liaison with Catherine the Great for one with Mary, Queen of Scotts.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Just the opposite. If Marilyn's good enough for JFK, she's good enough for me...

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Seems like a fair trade to me. Despite my generally inflated ego, I don't think I could follow a horse.


Sidd(yes, I know, that story is likely not true)Finch

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Read his paper and explain it to the rest of us (seriously, I can't understand a word of it) before you judge based on an article in the Atlantic Monthly.

As for my poor brain, I will have to content myself with understanding only that Charlemagne was approximately 40 generations back from the present day, and each person has 2 parents, 2^2 = 4 grandparents, 2^3 = 8 great-grandparents, etc. and 2^40, or approximately 1,000,000,000,000, 40th-generation ancestors, which means half a trillion male ancestors. Since the entire male population of Europe at the time of Charlemagne was only about 15 million, this puts the chances that each person with European ancestry is not descended from Charlemagne at once chance in 10^15,000. Even accounting for non-European branches and low intermarriage rates between social classes, the probability approaches zero because there are so many freakin' ancestors 40 generations back.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Under the current working draft of the contest rules for the Sebastian Dangerfield Pepsi Challenge 2003, you might have to.

This will kill DS
 

What do you expect from me?

I didn't say I wore them to work. I wear them to pool club. With my kilt! Sheesh.


Which means that they will be coming into fashion here sometime around mid-2005.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

I'm glad to see someone else is on board with this project.

Dangerfield is going to have to put his moneyshot where the other guy's mouth is. Or at least I'm betting that's what will happen. NTTAWWT.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Wasn't that the whole point?
Are we doing a fundraiser for this effort? Have we selected participants? Or will they be anonymous street people?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

I made the OM watch QE this weekend -- the cute one with Butch the artist.

I tried to explain the whole metrosexual thing as we watched all the hair products. He said, yeah, okay, straight guys into fashion grooming, etc., but they sleep with dudes. I said, no they sleep with women. He said, yeah, but clearly they also sleep with dudes.

The OM who does his own pedicures, meticulously applies moisturizer, and buys biore pore strips for himself just cannot wrap his mind around the metrosexual concept. I cannot imagine trying to explain the FB pepsi challenge.

Even(Spree to T'wolves, Van Horn to Knicks)Odds

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Explain this, then. You'll particularly like the quote at the end about theology.

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Will Chef be there to set up the webcam?