QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Fundraiser I think. I pledged 250. American money.

I vote we go to the bunnyranch or some such place and get two of their pseudo-porn star hookers, we fly Thurgreed's mama in as the third woman, and I use that term loosely-out of deference to her looseness, and for the guy we get a male transvestite street hooker from West Hollywood.

Who's with me?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

I h8ed him!

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

The problem is he has mistranslated the biblical text, which actually reads תلض عר۶๓ ๖ว ป₪ пф בإب كقх ґﻍﻆ ،غ תع in the original aramaic.

Now do you understand?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

What are we raising funds for?
I think we need a larger sample size of males, if we are going to have three different women. Though, I guess the hookers are probably actually lesbians (so may not give the best blow jobs, particularly from the bunnyranch (isn't that the one that was in trailer homes? maybe I misremember)) so using the skanky street hooker may be even. Surely we can find some guy who's looking for a toaster.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Translation: I am a descendant of Jesus' brother.

TM

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

We could just throw it out to craigslist and see what we get back. Hell, if we play our cards right, the blowers might pay us to participate in this little contest.

Katy Johnson
 

or as some of you might know her, Miss Vermont, has dropped the lawsuit against Tucker Max. So the story is back on his website. I have wasted much of my afternoon learning about Katy. Turns out I've seen her on tv before (Mtv's Made - I want to be a beauty queen). If you want to know more about Katy, here is a link to her website -- http://www.katyjohnson.com/. Some scary stuff there. Lotsa rhyming though...

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Ahem, it's a fundraiser. Where's your charitable impulse?

Who's going to pre-test the blowers?

Katy Johnson
 

Her episode of Made was awful.

I watched with morbid fascination since I had already read the Miss Vermont story. Still I was surprised by what a beeyotch she was to that girl.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Raising money for notforprofits can be hard. If we extract cash from the participants, more money for the charity. I was thinking about covering the operating expenses.

Plus, think about what the winner of this little contest will get: an endorsement from SD himself on em's blowing ability. Surely that is a great gift that we are giving.


I think it's only fair that a gay man gets to be blown too, to ensure that whoever is determined to be the champion blower gets the honor from both sides of the fence.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

The PEPSI CHALLENGE. Please try to keep up. We're only $4750 short according to my calculation.

I say we make it a contest since SD said women were clearly better. If we give a guy enough incentive - we'll see if he can win this thing.

Katy Johnson
 

I knew about the Miss Vermont story but didn't know it was her when I watched Made. I thought it was funny when she made the girl bake a cake for the gym guy. Apparently that is what beauty queens do to apologize. Also I liked the fake smile and introduction courses. My name is Katy! And I hail from the beautiful state of Vermont!!

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

What's the Pepsi Challenge? Am I going to get a lifetime supply of Diet Pepsi out of this? Nifty!

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Folks, I don't want to get everybody too excited, but I just got an e-mail from a producer at Fox who says that a certain network is interested in broadcast rights. They're tentatively titling it "Cocksucker Challenge: Girls v. Guys," but one of the Harvard nerds in S&P is suggesting they go with "Fellatio: I Blew Him Well" instead.

Right now the concern is that it might run as short as the Tyson v. Frazier fight in 1986, making sponsors difficult to obtain.

They've still got to float the trial balloons with a few of the major ad accounts, but I've got a really good feeling about this.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Tell Fox if we can call it "Fellatio Hornblower" then we've got a deal. What we could do is nominate people from the audience and then we could vote as to this week's challenger. Every week we boot 1 man or woman out (ala that stupid hotel show).


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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Penske's right. You're gonna have to take the pepsi challenge.
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This worm has certainly turned against me.

S(Pay the airfare and get the pot up to $5K and I'm in)D


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QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

I'll work on the Warming K-Y people.

Also, the second title is much better. Sounds classier.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Advertising should not be a problem. We'll announce a half-hour pre-game show where we can invite a panel of sexologists and feminist scholars and then we'll actually have the contest start 45 minutes after the declared time. That's at least 1.25 hours we can book for ads. Plus you'll have the change-over time during the competition, so that adds another 4 commercial slots.

It's perfect!

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

The second title is TOO classy. It may alienate a key demographic, proles.

I am with Atticus on the worry about it not lasting long enough to fill all the time allotted. Maybe we can have a lot of build-up and hype, like when Geraldo opened that secret room (and found nada).

I think there's also room for a "pre-game" piece on fluffers.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Is it really fair to run commercials every 2 minutes?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Well here's a thought. What if uh, we/he can only "service" 1 contestant? Then we'll really need the filler on fluffers.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

We can have extended ad periods. With newsy updates on his status. We could also have audience participation -- call in with your vote on how long it will take him to get it up again. At $.50 a call, we can rake in big money.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Well, the first break will be after two minutes, but they should get progressively longer.

You know, if this works, we can have the World Series of Fellatio and the World Fellatio Tour.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

First of all, I'm glad that SD has gone home and is drinking a scotch or whatever it is that he drinks, because we are so going to catch hell for this tomorrow.

Second, I love that idea about the phone calls. Since it's being filmed in Las Vegas, we could lay odds and winner takes the pot.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

I'd nix the change over time. I'm worried about SD's ability to blow through four events in a single time slot. I think this has to run over four weeks, one event per week.

So I'd set it up as a one-hour, with the preview, the main event, and a recap. The recap is key, because that's where the real assessment of quality comes in. There needs to be a number of categories for the assessment, to give it a pseudo scientific feel, and then maybe we need SD to do some comparisons to past performances with loved ones. For this last part, we hook him up to a lie detector.

Pack your bags! And your snow boots.
 

In unrelated news, Spreewell is moving to sunny Minnesota - where he'll get eaten alive by Timberwolves (or their fans).

July 22 — Latrell Sprewell’s turbulent time in New York appears to be over. The New York Knicks traded the forward to the Minnesota Timberwolves and received Keith Van Horn from the Philadelphia 76ers in a complicated four-way deal, ESPN reported Tuesday. IN THE OTHER parts of the deal, the Wolves sent Terrell Brandon to the Atlanta Hawks, while Glenn Robinson goes from the Hawks to the 76ers, ESPN reported.
brrrrrrrrr

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Oh good, Thurgreed's mama can use the publicity.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Lucky for me, I don't see his posts, so I am unrestrained by the fear of retribution.

E/O, I concede that I now see your point about the commercial breaks.

I'm also thinking we could have commentary -- "Oh, I see they're breaking out the warming KY already, and he's only up to the second contestant! What will they do to prepare him for the third contestant?"

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Looking to Annabella Chong and Houston as our guides, I'd say the concept has legs. No pun intended. Greenlight!

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Excuse me, I hiccupped.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

You liked it so much you had to quote yourself?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

What use would KY jelly, warming or otherwise, be of in a blowjob contest?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Finally, a FB road trip to top the last one.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Good point. We'll have to get the flavored stuff to make the contest more "palatable."

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Fluffing. If we require the contestants to be responsible for getting him prepared, the later contestants will be hampered by TJS (tired jaw syndrome).

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Alternatively, and I'm just floating an idea here, we could have celebrity guest fluffers. And I'm not talking about Thurgreed's mama.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

YEAH!! First week...XTina, next week, Pamela Anderson (gotta skank it up a bit) and then go even deeper skank - Courtney Love!! Oh Yeah - our ratings will rock!! Who could turn the channel away from this train wreck!?!?
Edited to add that we could have Courtney and Tonya Harding box or mud wrestle or bitch slap to get him in the "mood" and we could avoid the expense of fluffers.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Be nice, that's his mother, the holder of the loins that bore his fruitty self. NTTAWWT.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Penske's momma already owns the exclusive rights to both these names. She leased them out indefinitely to Taxwonk for a ham sammich and, ironically enough, a Pepsi.

TM

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Only if the makers of the flavored stuff will be sponsors too. Gotta keep the sponsors happy.

faux shizzle
 

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Wise to trust builtmore's and the fringe's eagle eyes.