Parry, Riposte
 

Might as well say betel-geuse three times.

Parry, Riposte
 

See Politics board.

Parry, Riposte
 

Isn't she the one who stared too long at the sun, went blind, and then slept with her mother?

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

errr...probably not, altho' my physique is starting to resemble a coke can after several years of practice. Who da 'coke can guy' (tell me more, tell me more, like did he really snore...)

jl:chatterin

2 random questions
 

1. Which of you (paigow?) is using the sock "if u can't stand the heat get out of slave's kitchen" on the dead board?

2. Sebby, as you stash cash in your liposuction christmas club account, do you ever think about one very undesirable potential side effect of lipo, which is that if you gain weight again, you may become fat in places you were not fat before? E.g., you have your gut sucked, and then after piling on the nachos and coors lights you wake up one day to discover that you have new fat, not in your gut because most of those fat cells are gone, but instead on your hips & thighs (strange for a man), or even on the back of your neck or around your wrists or above your eyebrows or in some totally unexpected place? Or -- heaven forfend -- in your manboobs?

I guess a very lucky woman might end up with a bigger rack, but that seems awfully chancy.

Parry, Riposte
 

It was just a joke for slave. I didn't think it would be quoted over and over again -- three times, in fact, so far.

Ack!

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

Nope, but while we're there, where do I get a decent man-bra?

j(not ready for male breast-reduction surgery yet)l :blush:

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

Umm, yeah, I guess you're new here. The coke can thingie comes from someone (c2ed?) describing the penis of someone they once dated as like two coke cans end to end. The "coke can" guy I dated in law school was also 6'4", blah blah blah, hence my question.

tm

W. H'wood Bans Cat Declawing
 

I have several cats - all with claws. None of them scratch people (never did - that is a huge no-no) or furniture (that took quite some training).

If the cat is after the furniture, I suggest that the shorter the cat's claws are clipped, the less their need to scratch, so short claws are the first defense (less likely to inadvertantly scratch people too). I have a friend who used the soft paw thingys and they worked so-so, until the cat figured out how to gnaw them off.

Also, make sure you have several scratchers around the house of different materials - I have one cat that attacks a piece of firewood and another goes for the cardboard scratcher, relieving them of the need to rip up my furniture.

-TL

Parry, Riposte
 

Figures an FB guy would know the one about the Greek chick who boinked her mom.

:)

I was going to say the hot guy who was so entranced with his own reflection in a pond that he sat there mooning over himself until he wasted away and died and a little white flower popped up and was all that was left of him, but your version is much more entertaining.

2 random questions
 

I assumed it was the same FuzeGA (and whatever other names it used) troll (or FL flunky) that was there before - since it posted idiotic comments on every single board (like before).

-TL

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

yep, I am new to fashionista - in my previous posting life I mostly hung out at 'realgas' 'ny' and sometimes 'politix' and 'canada'. but fashion has attracted me now. I reserve the right to make future allegations as to the gi-normosity of my member, but that's for another day - gotta go pick up the kid from daycare - thanks for the fizzy info...

jl ;)

2 random questions
 

I didn't read the posts so any sockusation is just in jest.

Parry, Riposte
 

What? JFF is Marlo Thomas as Ann Marie?

http://www.thatgirltv.com/s-ann3.jpg

Parry, Riposte
 

So are you saying that Slave = Donald, or Slave = Phil Donahue?

Parry, Riposte
 

No, you're thinking of the guy who rode his wax minotaur too close to the sun and had to sit forever more on the dock of the bay turning the siren on and off as the sailers rode by playing with their Trojans.

100th screen
 

eom.

well . . .
 

now it is.

W. H'wood Bans Cat Declawing
 

How disappointing.

Our furball doesn't scratch intentionally. I just worry about having little ones around with her inadvertant scratches when she runs and stuff.

Parry, Riposte
 

Exactly.

well . . .
 

So, we are now at 1500 posts.

Or we will be at the end of the page.

Even(#1488)Odds

The stripper question
 

It is easy to tell which women are attractive to men. They are the women that men look at when the woman walks by.

It is easy to tell which men are attractive to women. They are the men who have money and power.

2 random questions
 

RP,

You know, that's a very interesting question. I don't know how the that issue resolves itself.

S(I've always felt lacking up-top - I think I'd look good with a nice rack... small tasteful b cups)D

MBA inspired question:
 

And he has fantasies about raping women. Get yourself to the psychiatrist, Slave, before you act on your sick thoughts.

W. H'wood Bans Cat Declawing
 

I think that's just a cost of doing business - the kids will eventually learn not to chuck a mousie while fluffy is sitting in their laps.

FWIW, I have what can be generally described as a very mean human-shredding outside cat with gigantic claws who is allowed to play with the neighbors' babies (18mo and 11mo) because he is amazingly gentle with them - I think he just knows.

-TL

W. H'wood Bans Cat Declawing
 

We tried to do this training, but it didn't work out the way we planned. We trained the dog fairly quickly to chase the cat when he scratched his favorite chair, and then soon thereafter we trained the cat to scratch the chair quickly and then bolt before the dog arrived.

Breasts
 

Those aren't natural. Those are anatomical-shaped implants placed over the pectoralis muscle. You can see the implant ridge in the upper outer quadrants of the breast. Dead give away.

Not all breast implants look fake. Many women have breast implants to reconstruct a breast removed by mastectomy secondary to breast cancer. Thus, the implant manufacturers came up with the anatomical-shaped implants that look saggy and real. Otherwise, there would be no way to make the reconstructed breast look like the breast that didn't have to be removed because of breast cancer.

Some women who are getting breast implants for cosmetic reasons (as opposed to reconstructive) still choose the anatomicals because they look pretty natural, like that model. They sag just like the real ones do, especially if placed over the muscle like that.

W. H'wood Bans Cat Declawing
 

As long as you're not training your kid the same way. ("Little Ty, I told you no more cookies before dinner! - Attack, Fido, Attack!")

-TL

Sebby's Hypothetical Man Boobs
 

All this talk about plastic surgery, piercing and tattooing ignores the fact that a person ought to be able to do whatever em wants with em's body.

When I was a little amm, my mother always told me it was impolite to make personal remarks. Aside from the fact that this board thrives on personal (albeit anonymous) remarks, who the hell cares if Sebby has a coffee can full of quarters stashed away for lipo some day? Hell, if he wants to establish a paypal account, I'll kick in a few quarters myself.

As lawyers, we all ought to remember that how we look has a great deal to do with how we are compensated and whether clients want to work with us. Smarts aside, if you look like a dork you aren't going to make rain or get laid.

And, yes, I have a piercing. And, no, I won't tell anyone but Sebby where it is.

Strippers and Fake Breasts
 

On the subject of strippers...Not all strippers have breast implants. Some haven't stripped long enough to have saved up for them.

On the subject of breast implants...Does the "only strippers and sex workers have breast implants" axiom mean that Demi Moore is a sex worker? Lots of westside firms (used to) cover cosmetic surgery.

On the subject of bachelor parties...Your best man should only invite those who can keep their mouth shut to a bachelor party. FWIW, if the talent was in the industry down here in LA, then she'd likely be safer than the average clubhopper. Porn stars get tested regularly. Your garden variety skank doesn't.

On the subject of "Family Business"...After paigow confessed her desire to do the fashion-impaired porn producer/star, she should forfeit all right to judge anyone on any subject whatsoever, let alone decide such questions of conscience as "skanky v. classy."

(Shiver and Shudder)

Jack Black v. Jack White
 

None cooler than the following...
http://www.kungfunation.com/images/obeydtl2.jpg

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

Just to clarify, that nickname or story didn't come from me. Haven't dated a guy like that. Thank God.

C(owwwwwwwwwch)deuced

Jack Black v. Jack White
 

I heart Jack Black and Tenacious D. Where can I get one of those?

tm

Jack Black v. Jack White
 

In the words of Chris Farley: "That's awwwwesome."

JB/KG
 

Market research has shown that the ladies love the JB/KG combo.

Jack Black v. Jack White
 

I like this one...

http://www.kungfunation.com/images/spooker.jpg

Obey the D
 

For thos musically inclined, a guitar pick:

http://www.fantasyjackpalance.com/fj...d-plectrum.jpg

This is the last one, I promise...
 

It's Mr. Green in the Billiard Room with the Rope
 

1) You clearly want me, but
2) seeing as I am not a gay male, you cannot have me.


not7y(and say hi to La Dolce)S