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PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 06:04 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 425279)
The problem is not that you have 25,623+ posts. The problem is that it's plausible that you do.

Before replying further consider that if you're explaining, you're losing.
Where you see problem, I see opportunity.......:D

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 06:06 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 425285)
I have discovered these for the casual ride around a campus or two:

http://cdni.llbean.com/is/image/wim/...id=330&hei=295

They really are more appropriate for hanging out in front of starbucks.

But for serious riding, there is still a need for these:

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/assets/menspro6.jpg

And, indeed, I don't know that I have the confidence to be running around in those too much.

I note that while there is some ass padding, that is not the most important padding.
I did the majority of my riding in a speedo. Padded. But a speedo. And brazilian cut.

taxwonk 05-27-2010 09:45 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425161)
If I had it lasered, why would I need those pants? I hate to mix fashion metaphors, but it seems awfully "belt and suspenders."

(You didn't think I actually had that tattoo, did you?)

(Of course not, Sebby. I know you better than that.)

taxwonk 05-27-2010 09:48 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 425164)
Will there be blow?
Not with my heart. If I wanted to leave a corpse in Hank's office, I'd choose one other than my own.

Hank Chinaski 05-27-2010 09:48 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425290)
I did the majority of my riding in a speedo. Padded. But a speedo. And brazilian cut.
really? I'd have thought you did the majority of your riding in this

http://curtislowe.files.wordpress.co.../short-bus.jpg

taxwonk 05-27-2010 09:51 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 425178)
Have you seen his rack? It's spectacular.
And they're real.

taxwonk 05-27-2010 09:54 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425191)
This is not possible.....unless he has a toilet built into his desk. Please clarify! Asap!
One can take a dump on a desk without a toilet there. The other part is just for amusement.

taxwonk 05-27-2010 10:00 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 425217)
last timei was in tokyo I ran in yoyogi every morning. the "western style" had a homeless guy living in it, so I was forced to use the traditional- I actually prefer it.
No middle schools in Tokyo?

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 10:09 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 425297)
One can take a dump on a desk without a toilet there. The other part is just for amusement.
No offence, but the most amusing part would be where you toppled over after trying to hold the squat and get blown, and went arse over tits covered in shits. Giggles would definitely ensue. No offence. Please post on PornoTube and link me.

:D

taxwonk 05-27-2010 10:13 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 425240)
Indeed. I blame the invention of manpris for part of the confusion.

There is no such thing as manpris. There are (horribly) men who wear capris. Fortunately, most of them stay in Europe, where such monstrosities are merely part of the longstanding cultural heritage.

patentparanyc 05-27-2010 10:36 PM
Loafers
 
This is such a Gordon Gekko dumb assed lame superificial question so warning: incoming.

For loafers with the bar on them....any type of decoration. excluding pon poms.

Ferregamo with the xoxo pattern or Gucci with the horsebit for men? I really like the Ferregamo loafers. more discreet and look sharp with dress pants.

Second dumb question. if one were to trade in their mercedes GL 450 and you NEEd a third seat but don't want say a freakin' suburban....even if you fail on third seat. Audi Q7 suv? or acura mdx or an infiniti cross over or the big assed one? or a rover [certified pre owned on that one]

third dumb question but this one is fun:

crazy looking strappy bimbo sandals with conservative sheath dresses and cardis at work: ok? since the conservative clothes take the fucking edge off?

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 10:37 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 425300)
There is no such thing as manpris. There are (horribly) men who wear capris. Fortunately, most of them stay in Europe, where such monstrosities are merely part of the longstanding cultural heritage.
hi!

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 11:02 PM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425301)

Second dumb question. if one were to trade in their mercedes GL 450 and you NEEd a third seat but don't want say a freakin' suburban....even if you fail on third seat. Audi Q7 suv? or acura mdx or an infiniti cross over or the big assed one? or a rover [certified pre owned on that one]
As am I sure my pal EO[sniff] knows, Ferraris only have two seats, which is not ideal for the menage, but no pain, no gain.

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 09:12 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425303)
As am I sure my pal EO[sniff] knows, Ferraris only have two seats, which is not ideal for the menage, but no pain, no gain.
clearly, it's all about the menage.

I think that's what big suv's are for. the third seat is...convertible.

Icky Thump 05-28-2010 10:05 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425301)

Second dumb question. if one were to trade in their mercedes GL 450 and you NEEd a third seat but don't want say a freakin' suburban....even if you fail on third seat. Audi Q7 suv? or acura mdx or an infiniti cross over or the big assed one? or a rover [certified pre owned on that one]
Unless you want a direct money pipeline to BP and Audi go for a Honda Pilot.

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 10:06 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 425307)
Unless you want a direct money pipeline to BP and Audi go for a Honda Pilot.

the honda pilot was highly recommended to me. so. what is the other one, crx? hey icks. what up playa?

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-28-2010 10:26 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425306)
clearly, it's all about the menage.

I think that's what big suv's are for. the third seat is...convertible.
Personal sexperience tells me that I score more menagi with the Ferrari than with the SUV. No offence. ymmv. :(

Pretty Little Flower 05-28-2010 10:33 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425308)
hey icks. what up playa?
After reading this, I had to go find a kitten to punch.

I feel better now.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-28-2010 10:47 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 425312)
After reading this, I had to go find a kitten to punch.
Is it ironic or coincidental or coincidentally ironic or ironically coincidental or none of the foregoing that the GossipMonger at NYMag.com Daily Intel blog is reporting this morning that.....

Katy Perry slapped Russell Brand because he tried to barter their new kitten,

eta: oh...on closer read its "barter"......i thought it said "batter".....nevermind.

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 10:48 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 425312)
After reading this, I had to go find a kitten to punch.

I feel better now.

You are so not appreciating my back in the day-ness. I am sad. :(

to: PTPP:

did you issue numbers on your ratio to menagi to sports cars as opposed to suv's? apropos of nothing I hear maserati=a lot of action.

plf KISSED a girl and he liked it? the taste of her cherry chapstick?

greatwhitenorthchick 05-28-2010 10:49 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 425312)
After reading this, I had to go find a kitten to punch.

I feel better now.
make it stop.

Hank Chinaski 05-28-2010 10:51 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425313)
Is it ironic or coincidental or coincidentally ironic or ironically coincidental or none of the foregoing that the GossipMonger at NYMag.com Daily Intel blog is reporting this morning that.....

Katy Perry slapped Russell Brand because he tried to barter their new kitten,

eta: oh...on closer read its "barter"......i thought it said "batter".....nevermind.
i guess this was some attempt to imply how you or your children feel about Korean food. As such, I find it crosses a line and is quite offensive.

Hank Chinaski 05-28-2010 10:52 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 425316)
make it stop.
that's what neville chamberlain said after Guernica.

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 10:56 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 425317)
i guess this was some attempt to imply how you or your children feel about Korean food. As such, I find it crosses a line and is quite offensive.
did i mention an indian guy owns the local bon chon chicken? that at least ensures a cat-free zone.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-28-2010 10:58 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425315)
You are so not appreciating my back in the day-ness. I am sad. :(

to: PTPP:

did you issue numbers on your ratio to menagi to sports cars as opposed to suv's? apropos of nothing I hear maserati=a lot of action.
Perhaps, it comes down to a question of the california v gran turismo drop top. No reliable ratios available. Individual kavorka skews the results.

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 11:01 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425321)
Perhaps, it comes down to a question of the california v gran turismo drop top. No reliable ratios available. Individual kavorka skews the results.
mebbe ty can tee up a Venn diagram for you re same

There is a midtown lunch blog that is good and they are opening a new ramen shop soon. coolness. I heart good ramen.

why am I here today gah! it's like deadsville everyone is in the country or in the hamptons or jersey shore it's twitch inducing. well some flights were cancelled out of lga last night.

I don't think I could do twitter. they'd have to pry my i phone from my cold hands. :)

futbol fan 05-28-2010 11:17 AM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 425287)
Didn't this just get posted? Like, yesterday or something? Jesus fucking motherfucking christ the lord of lords, god of gods, if you are not the most miserable excuse for a poster that has popped up on these boards these last few days, I'll eat my clam-diggers. Before replying, consider that if you're posting, you're losing.

I like the Altidore one better.
LOLZ! :P the flowapalooza!!! what up playa! send me a link, k?:D

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-28-2010 11:18 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 425317)
i guess this was some attempt to imply how you or your children feel about Korean food. As such, I find it crosses a line and is quite offensive.
I like kittie sushi, raw dog. If that helps. no offence. :o:):D;)

Tyrone Slothrop 05-28-2010 11:19 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 425316)
make it stop.
http://images.coolchaser.com/themes/...e27fb4196e.gif

Tyrone Slothrop 05-28-2010 11:20 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425322)
mebbe ty can tee up a Venn diagram for you re same.
http://www.jeffreysomers.com/blather/venn_diagram.jpg

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 11:23 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 425329)

Noice.

I'm sad that Weed would rather light himself on fire than lunch with me.

speaking of rather immolate, wtf happened to TM?

greatwhitenorthchick 05-28-2010 11:29 AM
Intriguing email
 
This morning I received the following missive in my inbox from a Mr. Yuan Jinyang:

I have a transfer proposal worth ($45,275,000.00) for you.


And that was it! So many questions: why the parentheses? Why 45.275 million instead of 50 million? or just 45 million? Is "Yuan" a real first name? Isn't that like calling an American kid "Dollar"? Anyhoo, intrigue.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-28-2010 11:31 AM
Re: Intriguing email
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 425332)
This morning I received the following missive in my inbox from a Mr. Yuan Jinyang:

I have a transfer proposal worth ($45,275,000.00) for you.


And that was it! So many questions: why the parentheses? Why 45.275 million instead of 50 million? or just 45 million? Is "Yuan" a real first name? Isn't that like calling an American kid "Dollar"? Anyhoo, intrigue.
That was not from one of my socks. Seriously. :o

Fugee 05-28-2010 11:32 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 425316)
make it stop.
please.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-28-2010 11:32 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425330)
Noice.
That's not a word.

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 11:34 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 425335)
That's not a word.
yessitis

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noice

the best one was the beastie boys quote

I get noice.

flashbacks to paul revere. does that mean you are a slang/urban dictionary timmy?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-28-2010 11:37 AM
Re: Intriguing email
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 425332)
This morning I received the following missive in my inbox from a Mr. Yuan Jinyang:

I have a transfer proposal worth ($45,275,000.00) for you.


And that was it! So many questions: why the parentheses? Why 45.275 million instead of 50 million? or just 45 million? Is "Yuan" a real first name? Isn't that like calling an American kid "Dollar"? Anyhoo, intrigue.
This morning my wife tried to buy a decorative pot from a homeless man. It was in his shopping cart.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-28-2010 11:39 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425330)
speaking of rather immolate, wtf happened to TM?
TM left the law and has a start-up selling asbestos-lined, flameproof underwear.

Gattigap 05-28-2010 11:40 AM
Re: Intriguing email
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 425337)
This morning my wife tried to buy a decorative pot from a homeless man. It was in his shopping cart.
"tried"? Did he have an emotional attachment to it?

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 11:41 AM
Re: Loafers
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 425338)
TM left the law and has a start-up selling asbestos-lined, flameproof underwear.
let's hope it has a sports cup I still could drop kick him.

whatevs. it was a silver lining. he was right. I was dumpy then. I lost weight i look better.


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