close call
 

The answer is no but I'm leaving now so in an effort to lighten the mood I give you the only joke that I can ever remember (I can't remember jokes to save my life). Warning - it is lame.

What did the bra say to the hat?























You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

(I warned you). I will never tell a joke here again.

jokes
 

What's Irish and stays outdoors all winter?
































Patio Furniture.

A non-offensive ethnic joke!

Death penalty
 

I am a firm believer in the death penalty for career criminals, child molesters, sexual offenders. At most, three strikes and you die. This guy's life has no purpose, and he will never offer society anything but pain. Hanging him by the neck until dead gives me as much moral trouble as driving on I10 and running into mosquitos

You really just wanted to find a way to say this, right?

Don't you mean "head off," Salome?

close call
 

thanks, I caught the typo on the 2nd read. Please don't ask why I second read.

But yeah, aren't all over 30 guys who go to high schooler parties creepy? Guys who bring a gun to high schooler parties.

close call
 

Are you calling Slave a creep?

hmmm
 

Same reason Lou is there - so he won't be the oldest guy in the neighborhood.

Well, that - plus the 100% humidity and mosquitos the size of small birds. And I think he could probably afford a house there.
It's not like he's out partying with Jeter.

close call
 

Creepy.

Yeah, avatars are indeed stored on here. You can upload one directly from your 'puter or, if you provide a link to an image, the image is copied and stored on this server.

For Halloween
 

Here's how you can tell if your trailer house is haunted:

1. Your can of Skoal mysteriously floats through the air.

2. Blood drips out of your simulated wood paneling.

3. The eyes on the velvet Elvis painting move.

4. The room is spinning, and you're not even drunk yet.

5. That car in your front yard isn't on blocks -- it's levitating by itself.

6. Your dog, Bo, gets sucked into the TV set, and he's blocking your view of rasslin'.

7. That mysterious scratching below the floorboards? The Telltale Raccoon.

8. The chain the ghost rattles is attached to his wallet.

9. You feel an eerie presence every time "Freebird" plays on the radio.

10. The trailer is shaking, but there's no tornado in sight.

11. Your Dale Earndhart bed sheets have eyeholes cut in them.

12. The ghost is completely invisible except for the tobacco juice running down his chin.

13. Mysterious footsteps seem to be stomping out "Achy Breaky Heart."

14. There's a funny howlin' noise comin' from the corn crib -- no wait, that's just Jimmy.

15. You hear strange moaning - but only during Shania Twain videos.

16. You're missing four PBR's, and the missus only drinks Old Milwaukee.

17. The lights turn on and off even though you paid the power bill.

18. You hear blood-curdling screams, but both neighbors are still in jail.

19. You get a mysterious phone call that says, "I know what you did last NASCAR race."

20. Instead of saying "Boo," the ghost says "Boo-ya'll!"

21. The veneer of window grime looks just like Calvin ... and he's peeing on YOU!

22. Instead of naked women, your playing cards, all of a sudden, have pictures of covered bridges on them.

23. The folks on Jenny Jones discuss domestic problems that eerily resemble your own.

24. You get a creepy feelin' and it ain't because that Richard Simmons is on TV.

25. You come home one day and it's ... clean!

Okay. I have an actual fashion question, and it has nothing to do with socks.
 

Yeah, "inspiration" is not how I would put it. ;)

Close call
 

not from them. something about them seemed untrustworthy. but the next day we got some the next day we got some the next day we got some the next day we got some

Paging TF
 

Or just in time for Breasticle Day.

Close call
 

All's well that ends well. Bonus points for going to Amsterdam on your honeymoon. Did you go to a sex show? More importantly, did you participate in one? If so, please describe.