desperately seeking dating advice
 

I've been thinking about this, and I asked myself WWTD? (What would Trent do?) The answer is . . . don't call. Just wait. And wait. And wait. Eventually she'll call. Even if she's not that into you now, she'll call. Do you know why? Because you're money. You're so money and you don't even know it.

Bong -- ooo
 

Prior quote: The provence of the male gender

Will there be a thrilling bike ride up the Mont Ventoux involved?

more friends
 

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

[Joey to spin off when Friends ends]

First reaction - OMG let it die already!
Second reaction - well if Frazier is still around two decades after Cheers started, I guess we should all just start to expect this...

This is so stupid, it has to be performance art
 

texas's overall population is probably too large to be the per capita leader in number of idiots. if looking at the number of idiots per 100,000 population, the obvious leaders in per capita number of idiots would probably be a jurisdiction with low population. the value of one idiot to the per capita rate is much higher in a low population jurisdiction like wyoming or north dakota than a high population jurisdiction like california, texas, or florida.

as far as per capita leaders, my guess would north dakota, because i think you'd practically have to be an idiot to voluntarily live in north dakota.

I now see what Spike Lee was fighting for
 

Right! Thanks. And likewise.

Also, that episode demonstrated how viciously racist the Japanese could be, even when attempting to compliment Americans. Comments like "I thought we Japanese had the world's most cultivated palates, but this round-eye has really shown us that Americans are not all ruined by pork rinds and cheap beer. Congratulations to him!"


Sidd(loose paraphrase)Finch

Poll: Most clever band name
 

I caught an old video from a band who I think takes the cake for all time best band name: Camper Van Beethoven. That's my entry for the poll: Name the most clever band name you've ever heard.

You will be disqualified if you have to explain any of it. That is all.

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Drop Kick Chihuahuas

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john cougar concentration camp

on line time
 

OK gang, how much time do you think we adults spend on-line?

July 24 — Teens and young adults spend more time online than watching TV or talking on the phone, according to a new study from Yahoo! and ad agency Carat Interactive. THE INTERNET HAS passed television in the amount of time spent a week, the Web portal and media firm found in a report called “Born to Be Wired” released Thursday. Young people, ages 13-24, spend an average of 16.7 hours a week online, excluding e-mail, compared to 13.6 hours watching TV. After TV viewing, they listened to radio for 12 hours, talked on the phone for 7.7 hours and spent six hours reading books and magazines for personal entertainment.

reality TV a distant memory

I'd say I log closer to 25 hours/week.

Poll: Most clever band name
 

In a similar vein is Pansy Division, a gay cock rock band.*

*I swear to God this is not an explanation. Okay, it is.

queer eye
 

And yet, she has given a much better name to US Sell-out Field.

Tax(I'm goin' over by the Joan, to watch the Sox play and geta coupla sahsages, you wanna come with?)wonk

This is so stupid, it has to be performance art
 

What, because there's a minimum number of idiots per state, like senators? Or there are states with fewer than 100,000 people?

Poll: Most clever band name
 

I'd say The Alan Greenspan Project, but I saw that on CNN which automatically detracts from the coolness.

I always wanted to name a band Gutter in honor of all the fucking stupid one-word band names that have come out in the last decade. I thought of that while sitting on/in (depending on who is telling the story) the gutter one night. Of course the members of my band Gutter would have to do some serious hard drugs.

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The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies

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Bulima Banquet?
The 4-skins?

Try names of rock bands

dumb poll
 

My least favorite Friend -- Joey. Although he's neck and neck with Ross.

Letting it die won't help those of us with spouses who insist on watching it in syndication. I have not willingly turned the show on in years, but I've seen way too much.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I caught an old video from a band who I think takes the cake for all time best band name: Camper Van Beethoven. That's my entry for the poll: Name the most clever band name you've ever heard.

You will be disqualified if you have to explain any of it. That is all[QUOTE]

This Moment in Black History

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Plate o' Shrimp

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Putting the band "Mr. Hand" aside, I'd have to say:

Shitty Shitty Band Band

This is so stupid, it has to be performance art
 

there aren't any states with fewer than 100,000 people - its just a commonly used statistical measure when discussing rates in states to get a more accurate comparision for things like crime rates, percentage of illiterate people, etc. the smallest state is wyoming which only has about 500,000 people. so if there are 5 idiots in wyoming, the rate of idiots would be 1 per 100,000. for each million people in a state, it takes 10 idiots to reach a rate of 1 idiot per 100,000. since texas has over 20,000,000 residents, it would take 200 idiots just to reach a rate of 1 idiot per 100,000 people. thus to have an equal percentage of idiots, texas requires approximately 40 times more idiots than wyoming.

i don't think there is any minimum number of idiots per state - the question would be whether there are concentrations of idiots. however, in order to show a concentration of idiots, you must account for population. thus although there are many more reports of idiots (e.g. from darwin award winners, america's dumbest criminals, newspaper reports, etc.) from populous states it could simply reflect the higher population, rather than a concentration of idiots. if there is a concentration of idiots within a state, larger states are likely to balance it out with areas that are not as full of idiots. the introduction of the number of idiots per 100,000 rate would simply be an attempt to reach a true idiot rate rather than the number of idiots reported in the media.

This is so stupid, it has to be performance art
 

There is a general rule, however, that there must be at least one idiot per village, so states with smaller towns will have a higher number of idiots. For example, my understanding is that Ohio elects it's village idiot Mayor, so in any number of large Ohio cities, the ratio is one idiot to a million or more people. In Wyoming, on the other hand, there are any number of towns with seven or eight residents all competing to be the village idiot.

Then one must throw in Utah and Nevada. What does one do where entire states are examples of mass insanity (albiet of very different types)?

Poll: Most clever band name
 

Pabst Smear.

CDF (also Herpes Cineplex, with "Gigli" opening)

Poll: Most clever band name
 

Furious George


Edited to remove TMI :P

Poll: Most clever band name
 

Excellent site. My favorites are Jehovah's Witness Protection Program for cleverness and Screaming Moist Accountants for sheer weirdness.

Poll: Most clever band name
 

I heard something horrible on the radio this morning about the J-Fleck movie. Apparently there is a scene where JackAss, who plays a lesbian hit-woman, nevertheless attempts to seduce Fucking Moron by laying on a bed with her legs splayed and engaging him in the following conversation:

Large Behind: It's Turkey time!
Out of Treatment, now a bore: What?
Large Behind: Gobble, gobble!

Gag. Per the radio, there was no Thanksgiving connection or anything to help out this horrible exchange even a little.

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I'm in that program now. But they make me keep trying to remember this stuff about crosses and tats.

It's Turkey time
 

FILM critics have branded J-Lo and Ben Affleck’s new film a “total disaster” which is destined to bomb at the box office.

Gigli has had reviewers sniggering in the aisles at the “laughable dialogue and ludicrous plot”.

In the film J-Lo plays a lesbian assassin who is seduced by hitman Affleck.

One critic said: “It has the feel of a straight to video film. There were a lot of rumours from the set that it was a terrible movie — and it is.”

The couple fell for each in real life while filming the movie.

But on screen, their sexual chemistry is said to be seriously lacking.

Another critic said: “Affleck is just totally miscast and J-Lo is just awful.”

In one scene J-Lo, 33, tries to seduce Affleck, 30, by laying on a bed and telling him: “It’s turkey time!”

When he asks: “What?”, she replies: “Come on, gobble, gobble”.

One reviewer said: “There was J-Lo with her legs wide open trying to look sexy and then she opens her mouth and spoils it!

“It was possibly the worst line ever said in a movie.”

The film has already undergone extensive reshooting after early previews showed audiences found the ending unbelievable.

But even J-Lo diehards will be disappointed. In the only sex scene she keeps her robe on.

And gay rights groups are incensed that J-Lo’s character starts off as a lesbian but goes straight — thanks to Affleck

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Furious George is also the name of Vancouver's men's Ultimate Frisbee club, which I believe has won the World Club Championships at some point in the last few years. Speaking of that, there's an unofficial rule that every casual ultimate league has to have a team that wears purple and calls itself Purple Haze. I have played on a Purple Haze, as well as a Mass Confuscia. Favorite Ultimate team name, however, is North Bay's "Nads." (Their farm team was called "Suck My Bag"). If you've ever been to North Bay, you'd understand how appropriate this was.

Clever band names are tough. How about Kick Your Dogma?

str8

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In the future, please provide spoiler space for Gigli reviews -- not because I want to be surprised when I see it (which I definitely will not) but because, well, I just had some chips and they are suddenly trying to get back into the bag. :help2:

we need to find a hurling smilie.

protein bars
 

It's been a long time since dem days.

TM

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http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...cene/eck15.gif

Edited to say: Ask and ye shall receive?

It's Turkey time
 

Gobble gobble? Someone actually says this in a movie? Did she ad lib it or what?

Forget the gay rights groups, the turkeys of the world should be offended.

protein bars
 

2 years to be exact you heartless bastard!

Poll: Most clever band name
 

Front Porch Swingin' Liquor Pigs

Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid Kids

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

and my personal fave,

Machine Gun Fellatio

Poll: Most clever band name
 

OK, well I see that this one may get some overuse, however...I really like it in a grossed out sort of way. And Str8, shouldn't you change your sig line? Ain't Rickey playin' baseball - and kicking ass?

Poll: Most clever band name
 

Hillary's Swanky Mode

Whoa, there, Seabiscuit!
 

I love the fact that the trailers, ads and other promos for "Seabiscuit" are quoting Laura Hillenbrand as loving the movie. "Hey, the movie adapted from my book is really wonderful! Everything I hoped and expected! See it with someone you love!"

Sheesh. What's next, George Lucas flogging Episode III? "Another triumph!"

Moral Dilemma
 

1. What black neighborhood were you in?
2. Who were you talking to afterward?

I can't imagine a black neighborhood where the right move is to call the cops for a bar fight. And I suspect if someone heard you calling 911, the fight would stop, the dj would pull the needle off the record, everyone would turn and look at you like you lost your mind right before you got bum rushed.

TM

Poll: Most clever band name
 

Perfect for a double bill with the Brian Jonestown Massacre.

I've always been partial to the Butthole Surfers. I still suspect that Litingrate may be Gibby Haynes.

Moral Dilemma
 

This was the subject of a discussion between my husband and me the other day. What exactly do you mean by "bum rushed"? He says it means something or other that I don't think it means (and I won't say who thinks what, so as not to influence your answer -- and I'm not sayin' which way I think you'd be influenced.)