Re: Quantum of Solace
 

Lovers matter more than ever now because the rest of life is so dreary?

Re: Banco
 

I quite agree.

Airports are much more the thing.

Re: Banco
 

Bond should start taking the bus. Tough times and all that.

For Thurgreed
 

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 

I'm betting it was mulletman.

Re: Banco
 

Why? His lovers will be increasing their expenditures.

Re: For Thurgreed
 

As I have Thurgreed on ignore and only see his posts when I'm not logged in, can someone enlighten me on Thurgreed's connection to penguins?

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 

He don't go for fancy cars
For diamond rings or movie stars
He goes for penguins
Oh, lord, he goes for penguins

Throw your money out the door
Just sit around and watch it snow
He goes for penguins
Oh, lord, he goes for penguins


'Cause penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To his needs

Re: For Thurgreed
 

Since she has me on ignore and can only see my posts when she's not logged in, I hereby request that everyone completely ignore the quoted post above.

TM

Re: Banco
 

Stop reminding me.

Closer to home than we'd probably like to admit.
 

This little love note goes out to those certain someones for whom the below description fits. Rob Long of Martini Shot explains that soon we'll be watching LOTS of revamped, crappy 1970s programming on the Tube, and it'll be thanks to our contemporaries who are now running things.

My favorite bit:

Re: For Thurgreed
 

I believe that he limits himself to oral with Penguins, but in the heat of the moment, who knows.........

Re: For Thurgreed
 

STP! Merde!

Re: For Thurgreed
 

So a penguin was driving along when he noticed his car acting funny, so he took it to a mechanic. The mechanic told him he'd look the car over and to check back in about 30 minutes, so the penguin went across the street to have an ice cream cone while he waited (penguins love ice cream).

He came back after 30 minutes and the mechanic said, "Hey, you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "Nah, I was just eating some ice cream."

Re: For Thurgreed
 

Now you've gone and done it.

TM

Question
 

Why isn't "phonetic" spelled "funnehtick?"

TM

Re: Question
 

It is.

Re: Question
 

Did you ever wonder why you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 

did you hear about the dumb guy who asked the druggist for oxy-moron because his skin was breaking out?

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 

No. What happened?

Re: For Thurgreed
 

Ha ha ha! Spanky told me this one the other night when I was visiting his salt lick:

A guy in tuxedo is walking down the street and he´s really horny. so he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out.

The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has
five dollars, he gets kicked out.

So, by this time, he´s really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says: "Look, I only have five dollars. I´m really horny and I need a blow job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says: "OK, for five dollars we can give you a penguin."

"What´s a penguin?"

"You´ll see."

So, the guy takes the 5 dollars and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The man unzips and drops his tuxedo pants and sits down on the bed to wait for his "penguin". Soon a whore comes in, drops to her knees and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he´s about to let loose, she stops and walks away. Now the horny guy in tuexedo with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting...

"HEY! WHAT´S A PENGUIN?!"

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 

It is most coincidental that I just received an article at work for legal review entitled "Plight of the Penguin". Fortunately, I know this is not ironic.

Palin is smarter than . . .
 

AC/DC. Or at least more internet savvy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081119...Yk2CViiLys0NUE

Re: Question
 

To get to the other side?

Re: Palin is smarter than . . .
 

AC/DC has been posting monthy python bits on youtube? And the pythons intend to come after Angus and the lads notwithstanding what is said in the article?

Re: Palin is smarter than . . .
 

What the fuck is the internet?


(bad movie. awesome line)

Re: Question
 

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're upside down.

Fone home, glowfinger.
 

Because someone's phalling down on the job.

CDF
(tying in with Gatti's theme, this should be done Gene Rayburn style: because [blank].)

Didn't Keanu do this already? Without a script?
 

At least that'd keep some Hollywood genius from greenlighting "Speed 3."

CDF

economy hits hank at home
 

Saturday, seven couples are coming here for a Newlywed Game! We wrote the questions a few weeks back. Since then, 2 of the 8 husbands have become out of work, 1 an early buyout, 1 laid-off.

An original question was "Ladies, who is closer to what you saw as you dream job when you were 20, you or your husband?"

1 Bad form to ask it?

2 any unemployed parallel ideas?

Re: economy hits hank at home
 

I have to assume your normal course bad form far outweighs that question.

I have lots of unemployed ideas, what subject matter?

Re: economy hits hank at home
 

ladies, since losing his job does your husband self-whoopie more or less that he used to?

People know the part I'm playing.
 

No shit. I am very disappointed in the bracelet you gave me at the Westin (last year -- Four Seasons) the other day after my "voice lessons" -- white gold instead of platinum. And the domestic champagne in the ice bucket? Ick. It's enough to make a boy consider the Sultana's offer of the first class tickets to Dubai.

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

Egad, nb.

Good thing Snidely Condescending isn't around to see this.

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

why don't you "wake" him?

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

So much for the sanctity of the non-marital bed . . .

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

Feel free to send her my way.

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

How long will a bottle of champagne last in the fridge? I have a bottle of Moet White Star that's been in there for 10 months. Toast?

Why do bloody marys cost so much more than other vodka drinks? Do they put more vodka in them? It can't be the mixers.

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

Champagne is still good (for up to 2 years IIRC) but you should drink it soon. Why wait?

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

Champagne tasting at my local tapas joint was quite tasty tonight. Favorites were a Bollinger and a Canard-Duchene. The Veuve that they served was super sweet. Would have been fine if there were chocolate covered strawberries to accompany.

I have nothing to say about bloody maries right about now.. The concept sounds a bit gross after a bottle or so of champagne.