Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

That's a lie! A big dirty lie!

Even(according to rumors I have heard, it was 2001)Odds

Fountains of Wayne
 

Verily. Jesus loves. Stay away from the darkside and come into my light my children

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

Like that worked for Ricky Schroeder?

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

I think this only improves the commercial viability of the project. Whatdaya say, kids, we get you a nice place on the beach, plenty of stuff to do, stick a few cams under the furniture and in the fixtures? Ready to sign?

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

Yeah, that never works. Once a teeny bopper idol - forever a teeny bopper idol. That's probably what saved David Cassidy and Rick Springfield - the fact that no one called them Davy or Ricky.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

David Cassidy was saved?

Praise the lord, a miracle!

Somewhere Over the Rainbow is a Dunkin Donuts
 

I'll check for the resemblance tonight. Tonight is Tivo night in the ncs household.

How's Amazing Race this season? Not hearing much about it. How many teams are left at this point?

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

Nope. I don't do reality tv.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

You madam are a big, fat, liar.*




*Note this is in no way a commentary on Evenodds figure which I understand is lovely, but rather, upon the size of her lie.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

Just so long as Rick Springfield wasn't. Though lots of those born-again guys seem pretty easy to topple off their pedestals....

P(oh, shut up, I was like 13 years old)J

new board motto needed
 

E/O, wake up, the TdF is over...

How about "where hollywood legends come to die..."

Quite dramatic.

You are what you drink
 

I'm sure I'm late to the party on this one, but my brother, who loves white zinfandel (and he's a bartender) would be disappointed to find out that he's been sleeping with men all these years and he isn't even gay. What a waste.

Dog Napper demands ransom
 

From the "I can't stoop any lower file..."

Dognapper demands $10,000 ransom
COPENHAGEN, Denmark, July 29 — A dognapper in Denmark said he will kill a 13-year old beagle and send his owners a video tape of the dastardly act if his ransom demand for $10,000 is not met, police said on Tuesday. “SKIPPER,” WHO is so infirm his owners had recently begun taking him out for his perambulations in a child’s stroller, was reported missing last Wednesday.
“Since then the couple has spoken to the blackmailer four or five times, but we have advised them not to answer the phone anymore,” said a police officer in the small town of Bogense on the island of Fuen in central Denmark.
Poor Skipper

Perhaps you are correct. Instead of a hater, Jesus appears to be a dater .

I, however, just call them like I see, hear, or taste them. FOW is, in all honestly, pretty crappy.

And it should be very apparent that I am not Lester for fuck sake.

new board motto needed
 

that's good.

much better than" no fatties need apply," as it seemed from yesterday's posts.

edited to add: i am not not so much into death these days, so i focused on the drama.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

If you wanted to post the rap song, you should have. Del Tha Funky Homosapien's Mistadobolina:

[Chorus: "Mistadobalina Mr. Bob Dobalina. . .]

Mistadobalina Mistabobdobalina Mistabobdobalina
won't you quit
you really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior
you're gonna make me flip and then an army couldn't save ya
why don't you behave ya little rugrat
take a little tip from the tabloid
because I know I'm not paranoid
when I say I saw ya tryin' to mock me
now you and your crew are on a mission tryin' to hawk me
but it isn't happenin' ya fraudulent foes
you used to front big time now I suppose
that everything's cool since the style of apparel you adopted
you used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it
so you gotta kick it with the homies
but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies
me and CM-PX thought about this and never have we seen a
brother who could look like Mista, Mista, Mistadobalina...
[Chorus]
Ooooo, ooooo, mistadobalina
you thought ya could manipulate
you thought you could fool me
Ooooo, ooooo, mistadobalina
?_____? put me on a stump and then he schooled me
friends can be fraudulent
just you wait and see
first he was my moneygrip
then he stole my honeydip
mistadobalina is a serpent
don't you agree
the little two-tima
resembles Aunt Jemima
with jeans and a dirty white hoodie
seems like he wouldn't be a snake
or would he
disguises come in all sizes and shapes
notice the facade of the snakes
they all catch the vapes
even though last year they was GQ
took a little time before the D-E-L could see through
the mask
all I had to do was ask ?_____? and Kwame
and my man responded they would bomb a
fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules
the way ya on my dick must really hurt ya knees
you need to take heed and quit being such a groupie
ever since I did a little show in Guadeloupee
I neva saw a groupie like you
but what is funny is ya wanted to be down with my crew
but D-E-L is not down with any clowns or jesters
so I would suggest
that ya try to impress Uncle Fester
dobolina
because ya don't impress me
dobolina
the style of dress is not the key
dobolina
it's all in the mind and the heart
so you should start
by remembering ya gotta pay a fee
dobolina
[Chorus]

TM

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

First of all, PJ doesn't belong on the same board, let alone the same TV as me, so any reality show on which she would appear would have to be banished to the land of "Elimidate."

Second of all, E/O you wish.

TM

Take It (Easy)
 

If anyone is left alive and caring at this point, here's a good article on the fallacy of the marginal-cost-pricing argument that seems to underlie the "music's too expensive" DL rationale:

Here!

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

Dearest, Thurgreed, your rejection haunts me to this day.

Dog Napper demands ransom
 

Amazing. Europe is really a cess pool of idiots. I'd love to see one of these Europussies try to heist my rottie. Once the pooche's jaws of death had the clamp down on his sorry ass, the kidnapper would be looking at munching on a 140-grain, Remington Premier Ballistic tip .30-06 round.

NYTimes Porn Section (I thought it only came on the weekends)
 

Photographing the Famous, Even Those of an X-Rated World:

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/29/ar...IMO.html?8hpib

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/...TIMO.2.184.jpg

Thurgreed(she looks good there)Marshall

Dog Napper demands ransom
 

Take your sockery back to Politics.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

I should know the genesis of my own name, but seems like Im out of the loop. Was this guy the 5th Monkee? the Pete Best one?

Dog Napper demands ransom
 

I see Billmore gave you back your bong. Congratulations. I'm not surprised with your defense of the europeans, anyone who loves the tour d'france so much, must be a Parisian emigree or a francophile of another sort.

I'll go with either Atticus or Bilmore. They are the only two who stick in my mind for having the ability to do that rename-the-link thing. Of course I haven't searched back to see if either of them has posted either a love or hate of FOW, a fact which makes this attempted de-socking all the lamer.

Sigh.

I think a lot more people know how to do that. It's very easy, you just click on http above and it does the work for you.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

You abhor me, yet you never stop posting about me.

Just a little odd, is all.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

oddly paigowesque, in fact.

NYTimes Porn Section (I thought it only came on the weekends)
 

Who is this lady with the flabby arms?

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

Is the little Simpsons fan man trying to make "paigowesque" a catchy trendy term by repeatedly using it? Yes. Is it working? No.

But thanks for playing. :rolleyes:

Dog Napper demands ransom
 

Sigh.

Yes, I did. I just shouldn't guess at socks while straight.

I don't know why, but this brought to mind the un-P.C. joke in some tribute pamphlet (or some such thing) that Michael Bloomberg's staff put together for him for his birthday or something (caused a bit of a flap when the media got a hold of it during his run for Mayor of TCOTU). Anyway, this pamphlet thingy contained some of his more colorful oft-used phrases and jokes he had told.

All of this is background for the following Michael Bloomberg observation (DON'T READ FURTHER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY UN-PC COMMENTS!):


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If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?

NYTimes Porn Section (I thought it only came on the weekends)
 

In contrast to real life, she actually looks good in that picture. She has to be the most overrated porn star ever. Her face is (normally) disgusting. Her body, on the other hand, is not. There are 10 other starlets I'd rather watch than her...

Her TITS look bigger than the last time I saw her. Which makes me think she's (recently) had some work done on her face.

Take It (Easy)
 

I hope you did not yet send your confession letter. We have nothing to fear according to this calculator nerd.

NYTimes Porn Section (I thought it only came on the weekends)
 

I think her tits look like they are doing a weird lopsided squish.

NYTimes Porn Section (I thought it only came on the weekends)
 

Bitch please. She has suavey hair and STRONG arms. Flabby boobs*, perhaps, but in a good way.

*I am moving away from the use of TITS!!!! because I now prefer the catch phrase "Bitch please."

NYTimes Porn Section (I thought it only came on the weekends)
 

That's b/c her left hand is on the inside, not that I've thoroughly studied the picture or anything.*


*NTTAWWT

I Have Liked Tarts Since The Beginning of Time
 

This guy , who has so much money he can publish a book about how much he hates trouser-wearing women is a real nutter.

What if we called them "slacks?"

NYTimes Porn Section (I thought it only came on the weekends)
 

I think that they look funtastic. FWIW. NTTAWWT. Makes me wish I had not given up porn at the office.

Take It, Sleazy
 

I have always assumed this sock was about me too, yet referring to Paigow, i.e. Who Wouldn't Lester Do?