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Britney Murphy looked rather robust in "SPUN." She might just be on the Rene Zellwegger blow and smokes diet.

I never thought much of Britney, but I'm beginning to think she's cute. I think that's because she played opposite Mena Suvari, who is probably the ugliest woman on television. Mena looked great as a meth head in SPUN because her completely fucked up reptilian features are reminiscent of someone with some sort of fetal alcohol/drug poisoning.

It is still yesterday.
 

That was spooky.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor
 

Only a lawyer would go with "indicate" as the verb in that sentence.

In other words, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Quelle Canadien! I shall buy one of their albums forthwith.

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Translation: I have two cars!

TM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Everyone knows the real reasons the sorts of chicks who rail against women with plastic surgery do so:

1. Jealousy (they want to look like that because they know men like it, but they either can't afford it or don't want to go under the kinfe);

2. Anger/feeling threatened (the chick with the plastic work often sets the bar for appearance higher than natural women can reach [plastic boobs do not require bras, plastic faces buy five/ten more years of young looks, plastic boobs do not sag, liposuction works where constant stairmaster sessions fail]); and

3. Competition (the plastic chicks are using performance enhancing drugs in the game that counts most).

The above is not perfectly correct, but its pretty damn accurate. Sure, there are some feminist arguments against plastic, but they are all offshoots of the 3 reasons above; its just easier and doesn't sound as pathetic to hate plastic for political reasons rather than because you feel threatened.

S(By the way, every guy alive knows the above, so when you offer political/social stigma reasons, we just smile and listen because its impolite to call you out)D

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And approximately 598,978 nickels.

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Watch it.

NYTimes Porn Section (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Of course I have two cars. I'm in PA, dude.

Fake Tans
 

Why would anyone care if a girl had a fake tan or a real tan? Really, what's the difference? The skin changes to the same shades whether by false or real light, no?

S(I've always wondered about this strange criticism)D

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BItch please, I dont want no bony bitches in my bed either. bed. I am just saying, if you are gonna expose a lot of flseh please tone it.

and explain bitch please please.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Most of us aren't actually so worried about marketing ourselves to a pack of wannabe johns as you seem to think. But it's sort of sweetly naive, in a you're-obviously-going-to-be-obliged-to-pay-for-action-your-whole-life sort of way, that you believe it.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

I've been married for a while.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Ahhh, it is the same shit as when a guy says that a better looking, more muscled, more successful guy is gay/impotent/on 'roids with a small pecker/whatever. Sure, everyone feels a bit jealous of people who appear to come in better wrapping. If hubby wanted to go on and on about some model/actress/porn star I wouldn't feel threatened. What chick is gonna stick around when she finds out that I bought and own all of the cool shit, he does not now and never will have any money, and when he finally breathes around her the potbelly that was not there when I married him will appear and lap over his waistband? I laugh -- where will he ever find another woman willing to support him in the lifestyle to which he has grown accustomed (and that's not even trying to find one with great tits -- and she'd have to beat out mine to even impress him)? No, I was apparently placed here on this earth to be the sucker to take care of this man and if he wants to admire the physiques of other chicks I don't give a shit.

Now, if he started giving me shit and asking why I don't look like so-and-so who has a private plastic surgeon, a trainer, a nanny and lots of time to work out and stay buff I will slap him into next week. Looking and admiring are one thing and that doesn't bother me. Comparing an airbrushed plastic babe to the mother of his child and founder of the feast (and all of his toys) as well as the person who washes the fart-marks from his underwear would land his ass on the street (unless he was saying that he is sooooooo glad he has me instead of some fucking hottie with the perpetual bod of a 19 year old -- in which case I would kill him in his sleep for being a lying piece of shit). Bitch please, you must have a mental disease.:cool:

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Darlin, let the record show I think Jenna is hot. I have been saying this since 1999. Lester will back me on this. I did not know that was her. I also did not know this was a porn star since I did not read the article but suspected it might have been given the re line here.

All I am saying is that if you are gonna be parading your nekkid self around in public, let it look good. All I saw there were huge forearms and smushy tits. I wouldnt have guessed they were fake in the pics bc 1) the arms looked flabby and flab equals naturally bigger tits and 2) they looked smushy, meaning they didnt have that ridge thing that lots of fake tits do from what I have seen. I know if I did porn, I would make damn sure I was buff before sticking my ass in the camera.

Also note that I did not comment on her face in any way. And you have absolutely no idea how my bod compares to Jenna's . Most folks on this board havent seen me in years so they cannot comment either. For all you know I have gotten lipo, fake tits and a two hour a day personal trainer. But like you sya, the odds are against that. But dont rush to judge on my goods man. Thats all I am saying

so bitch please, get off your "I no longer feel morally superior bc I am in a higher class than the royal you so now I can say I like fake tits" soapbox. (am I using this correctly?") I have zippo jealousy of Jenna. I am actually prettypleased with myself thankyouverymuch. I

Exactly. Why is people like fbltlfb/ltl feel the need to try to read bizarre crypticisms into my posts. I say what I mean and mean what I say. It should be clear to all y'all by now.

And fwiw, fyi, fb/ltl I'm not scared of you either!

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Please explain which game this is?
The marriage game. No, I think you said you wouldn't marry her, just look at her.
The career game? Hm, how long will my boobs defy gravity? No.

What game then?

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

all the more reason that "you're-obviously-going-to-be-obliged-to-pay-for-action-your-whole-life"

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

I'm guessing you didn't read her that little essay first. But if so, and she still married you, I am sure you will spend many happy evenings listening to Howard Stern together. NTTAWWT.

Greetings
 

I still can't figure out how to use this board. Just seems I would have to read every single post to get back in the loop.

But I have been very much more productive and only distracted only by www.edmunds.com, ww.bimmerfest.com and www.roadfly.org. Oh, and occasionally www.voyeurweb.com and www.coccozella.com. which you shouldn't click on unless you like nudity.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

On my mother's grave I swear that I have never downloaded a music file from the internet or even burned a CD. Either too lazy, too busy surfing porn or too busy socking, although I quit both of those activities.

Right on man! Welcome to the club.

It is still yesterday. Temporarily.
 

As the kids say, my depravity knows no depths.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Your passion does not hide the fact that you are making a very unoriginal point. All sound and fury. It's like getting very worked up about liking or disliking Velveeta.

Word!

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I don't know the origin of the phrase. I learned it from one of my "cool" friends. You know, the type who got away with wearing bandanas on her head, a nipple piercing, a nose piercing, and phrases like "Dude! I haven't seen you in grips! Those kicks are TIGHT dude. Where'd you get em?"

I can never get away these things in real life, nor can I pull off responding orally to anyone in any situation with "Bitch please." It just doesn't sound right in my voice. So I use it in the written word. Especially in settlement negotiations.

"Dear ABBAKiss: My client demands one million dollars, plus attorney fees. Sincerely, Plaintiff's Counsel"

My response to this would be (on letterhead, so it seems legit) "Bitch please. Sincerely, ABBAKiss"

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Paigow:

I addressed my ire toward women in general who comment deride plastic. If you're as sexy as Jenna, hot damn... I'm sad I've never met you.

You'll note I didn';t rush to judge the package - I merely relied on statistical likelihood, and I added the caveat that I could very well be dead wrong.

I'm not on the soapbox here - I'm just citing what I see as a very fake argument from many people. Since you've removed yourself from the traget group, you and I have no gripe here...

S(am I correct on this?)D

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SD,

You are right on, Cat. I am in the "Chicks over 30 as sexy as Jenna" category. They had to make a different category by age bc, well, why don't you tell me?

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

My point, GWNC, is that people double talk too much. Why can't people just say EXACTLY what they mean?

What's wrong with just saying "I don't like that because it threatens me." Is that so wrong a statement to make? Why do we all have to nuance our statements? To protect ourselves? Protect ourselves from what? The appearance that we might be insecure about certain things? Hell, that's like not asking a girl aout cause you might get rejected. I think life would be a LOT simpler if we'd just come out and say exactly what we mean. We could shorten the work week by two days.

Are you trying to take over the pedantic crown from Atticus?

100%

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Giving credit where due, PP has always been a Jenna fan - http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000r3G and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000eFg and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...msg_id=000T65, which makes it all the more sad that she didn't recognize her, and her big tits, because that's what PP is a fan of on porn stars - see above and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001fv7 and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000T65 . I am unsurprised, though, that PP lashed out - in admitted ignorance - at something she likes.

Less (wishes he was bi-polar too) inSF

Greetings
 

Just jump in!

We've missed you and your links.

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Don't forget "has only one car."

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Oh, God. Now you're going to make this a class debate. Listen Velma, I know which forks to use, so you can forget driving down the lane from that angle.

If you're going to play, play for real. That last snipe was really "phoning it in."

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Who here is scared of fake tits? Raise your hand!

SD. Let me explain double speak to you. Most of the times it is not, but sometimes maybe it is? THe way to tell is called confidence. Many women have it. Some do not. This latter group would be made up of your "scared of fake tits ladies" (In addition to those folks who go through the fake tit process to gain confidence from external measures though any yoga guru can tell you it really only comes from the inside, but I digress) And I suspect those chicks who do not have confidence are those chicks whose worlds are ruled by the SDs of the world. I pity them. It must be exhausting to think all men think like this. Enough to turn you into a lesbian probalby. NTTAWWT. But if so many women are like that, how come only one in ten women are gay? Leagl?

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

If you don't like cheese food I hate you.

Things I Have Been Wondering About
 

quote:
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David Cassidy was saved?

Praise the lord, a miracle!
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You were toppling from pedestals at 13? Wow.

Oh PUH-LEAZE. If I were making an effort, and were willing to give up my totally belovable persona, I could have the two of you death-gripped together in a fetal position under the desk in seconds flat.

So, and I'm just checking here, if an 80-yr-old grandma* gained weight in her pregnancy and didn't lose it within 6 months, that would not show a deplorable lack of self-control because of the Depression exception, right?

*obviously not the NFM grandma, unless she's screwing around on grandpa. That whore!

NYTimes Porn Section (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Less, your mental library has omitted my explanation of this. The answer was that to me there is something erotic about a woman who is willing to mutilate herself to be your sexual fantasy. Also sticking objects inside of yourself to enhance yourself sexually makes you kind of a sex object. And sex objects are hot bc they are there solely to please you. Kapeech?

There's always room for...
 

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...agleaze/tm.jpg

Thurgreed(just for SD and Abba)Marshall