LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I read the opinion card that was printed in the story and I hope the movie producers didn't see it as constructive criticism. I might be wrong, but it seemed more like these people wanted to see Fucking Moron and J-Lo[ok who I am marrying this week] die -- slow and painful.

edited to add that I hope the person who penned the ways to die suggestions on that card (note that there are "more on other side") was not part of the Atlanta focus group -- :eek:

Psst, Thrasher, the Onion is a little publication of something people call "satire" -- just so you know;)

Apparently E/O types faster than I do!

bilmore

07-30-2003 10:59 AM

Queer I and Why the Music Industry Was Already Won

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
When these men open their mouths, distant stars collapse.

I love this line.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

07-30-2003 11:01 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Everyone knows the real reasons the sorts of chicks who rail against women with plastic surgery do so:

1. Jealousy ...

2. Anger/feeling threatened ..., and

3. Competition ....

[Other bullshit]

Lookit here, little Sebby, your whole argument is based on the premise that manipulating and doing things to your body isn't just a little yeck to begin with, and so naturally worthy of criticism.

Fact is, some of us like honest, genuine people, and are as turned off by boob and nose jobs as we are by people who design their lives to impress the neighbors. The barbie image and wonderbread both come to the same thing: symptoms of shallow, uncreative people with nothing to offer.

You seem to be embracing barbieism in all its forms. I realize you like having women do things to please you, and so seek to embrace and defend the poor little barbies who are ready to engage in self-mutilation for your benefit. Thus I find you speaking from your insecurities much more than those you charge with such (but nothing new about that, as all our gentle readers know).

ThrashersFan

07-30-2003 11:01 AM

Gigli

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Originally posted by evenodds
Um, you did see this was from the Onion, right?

:sarcastic

edited: Sparklehorse -- give me just some credit for not being a total maroon (but none whatsoever for being able to pull off sarcasm or be funny which I apparently cannot and thus will give up on).

paigowprincess

07-30-2003 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think you are missing the point. I'm not sure that I can correctly make PJ's point, but if you are asking, "is there a gripe other than one that stems from the griper's self-image issues?" then I think the answer is yes.

I don't really care if people get plastic surgery or not. I am glad that the option is available to me if I want it and I have had cosmetic surgery already (although I don't think I'll ever get my boobs done).

I think, however, that a legitimate gripe about plastic surgery is that there are health risks that have been documented in studies associated with it and, to some, it is a sad commentary on society that we risk our health (and others, if you believe some of the studies that discuss breast milk and infants) for the sake of our outward appearance.

Now you can go ahead and blast those health studies to bits. And that's fine, but it does not mean that there is no gripe.

For example, I think women should be able to take an occasional drink during pregnancy. I think the health risks of an occasional drink are pretty much nil, even though people quote studies at me proving otherwise. I can go ahead and criticize those studies until the cows come home. That does not mean that opponents of drinking during pregnancy don't have a "legitimate gripe". It just means I disagree with them.

"Legitimate" to me means grounded in generally acceptable research. You can always criticize it, but it doesn't mean the gripe is founded on pure speculation or emotion, or someone's conception of morality.

Thank you for putting this so well. This is exactly how I feel about this. THat its sad that women do this to themselves andtake a risk for insecurity (or vanity or whatever SD). Its all about misplaced priorities and I mostly feel sorry for these women that their mindset is such that they would risk their health and possibly that of their babies to do this. Someone was asking me the other night how I felt about a friend who had had a boobjob and I explained that this person was not in a super stable mindset bck when she had it done and I felt sorry for her that she was ever at this point, but that it seems she has taken drastic steps in her mind body health to ultimately work on what made her get her tits done a few years ago. I was happy for her.

But yeah, its sad. But thats what you get in a society where "image is everythign". you might as well file this under the category of suburban sprawl, SUVs and McMansions for things gone horribly awry and away from nature's intent in the late twentieth century.

I apologize for continuing this discussion that was so yesterday- but gwinky voiced my thoughts quite well.

notcasesensitive

07-30-2003 11:03 AM

Queer I and Why the Music Industry Was Already Won

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Queer Eye -- tyrannical gay fashionistas remodel some poor straight man in their coke-mirrored image. Echoing the vacuous brain decay of Jack from Will & Grace, this program shows gay men as materialistic vamps, style clowns with cock-centered worldviews who see conversation as an opportunity for Three's Company-level double entendres. When these men open their mouths, distant stars collapse. We expect our television to debase us, empty us, and condescend to us, which this show certainly does, and we all come back for more every week.

If that were not bad enough, Queer Eye is the single most shameless corporate tramp on television. Even the helpful hints, shill for high-end purveyors. Every scene involves a close-up on a store front, a label, or a smartly designed tube of styling gel. Taste, according the this show, is linked to consumer status symbols instead of pleasure. OOOh, were can I get that chocolate? For fuck sake.

So, we love it when our channels of mass communication shove consumerism into our open mouths. Buy this? Sure.

It is meant to be tongue in cheek. Carson is meant to be over the top. It is pretty accurate for the gay guys I hang out with (tho I live in Dallas, capital of consumerism). SO and I laughed pretty hard at the DiSarrono product placement last night. Wiat, did they show the front of the bottle enough times? So what. It didn't make it unwatchable for me. I kind of thought that hte point of showing the furniture store names, et al. was for the middle america schleps (me included) who saw a couch they liked or whatever. Sure it helps the stores, but it also avoids mountains of correspondence asking "where can I get a couch like that?"

If you hate it don't watch. I just don't buy that it is somehow harming the gay community.

leagleaze

07-30-2003 11:06 AM

Gigli

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Originally posted by evenodds
Um, you did see this was from the Onion, right?

But sometimes they are so right. If they change the ending, I'll go see it. Personally, I think they should just have Jenni from the block shoot Benny from the culdasac.

And yes, I am hostile to yet another movie in which Benny is so hot he turns a gay woman straight. What a stud.

Bitch, please.

As far as the new gay shows, harmful, probably not, rank stereotyping, definitely. And I go back and forth between being offended and amused, I can't really decide which to be.

paigowprincess

07-30-2003 11:07 AM

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Yeah but what if you love high quality chocolate bc you love the buzz it gives you and you live in a place where you cannot get good chocolate. And dont tell me that place on L Street or wheervever near Farragut North is any good. It wasnt.

And BB4s ordering in of Burger King and the people talking about how delicious Whoppers are and bacon double cheezeburgers anre and how BK has the best fries in teh world might give Queer I a run for its corporate money.
I did wonder about the veracity of high end gay men drinking DiSaranno though.

paigowprincess

07-30-2003 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The tight black t-shirt crowd gets made fun of A LOT, especially when the guy has muscle. Black T Guido is usually hanging out with Fake TITS Tina. Although I don't think it's jealousy or insecurity b/c many of the guys (I know) could get away with wearing the tight T, they just choose not to...

Middle-aged guy driving uber-fancy sports car/H2 gets called "tiny dick" all the time, especially if it's a Porsche. Again, this is coming from friends (some trustafarians) who could afford the car, so I don't see insecurity there...

I make fun of suburban men with families all the time, but that's just b/c that's exactly where Sartre would put me in "No Exit". My own personal version of hell. It's either a big city or a small town for me. No in between. I don't dislike these people, I just don't want to be them. Yet. I quote one of my friends: "I'm going to be married and 30 by next year. Just go ahead and kill me."

Will you marry me, my pale legged short shorts, curly black leg haired friend?

Sparklehorse

07-30-2003 11:09 AM

Gigli

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
:sarcastic

edited: Sparklehorse -- give me just some credit for not being a total maroon (but none whatsoever for being able to pull off sarcasm or be funny which I apparently cannot and thus will give up on).

Yeah, well, sorry, the sarcasm meter wasn't working at my terminal apparently.

notcasesensitive

07-30-2003 11:10 AM

BB4 anyone/Boy meets Boy/ Queer I

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, where are you on Dan of the open relationship? Gay or straight? He had just about the sexiest come fuck me smile I have ever seen and I have never been attracted to a gay man in my life. This is one component of my gaydar- if the guy is someone I would normally be attracted but just am not for some intangible reason. O will be reallllllly sad if Franklin is gay. When the ones you would normally go for and not have a clue are gay end up being gay, that means things are worse than you thought. Why dont they just call this show No Hope for the Straight Girl?

My guess is gay. But that is a hazy one. If he is straight, he's a pretty good actor.

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I was surprised (1) that the military guy was gay and (2) that he came out for a show. My guess is he will be officially ex-military within one month. I was not surprised that the chiropractor was straight.

ThrashersFan

07-30-2003 11:12 AM

Gigli

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Yeah, well, sorry, the sarcasm meter wasn't working at my terminal apparently.

I am often not funny in person either -- though I do occasionally try. Apparently it doesn't work for me unless I make jokes at the expense of others. :D

ThurgreedMarshall

07-30-2003 11:13 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Why the fuck can't we talk about ANYTHING else besides women's weight??

Translation: My avatar should look more like this: http://www.loneprairie.net/images/Ar...ay%20Horse.jpg

TM

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

07-30-2003 11:14 AM

BB4 anyone/Boy meets Boy/ Queer I

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think Franklin is straight, but it is interesting that they don't tell us.

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Saw both of these shows last night... While Boy Meets Boy got bad reviews, to be perfectly honest, if you can get past the inherent deception to James (a nice guy who seems to wear his heart on his sleeve), the show is not really any worse than any of the other reality shows out there. FWIW, I think Franklin is straight as well.

One that kind of shocked me was that the Navy guy who was kicked off was gay, right? I turned away for a second and missed it. When they listed his occupation as US Military and he said he was a submariner, I pretty much wrote him off for straight because of the current US military policy and the problems he'd face after returning to work. Maybe he's not going back, I guess. Either that or he's being pretty brave under the circumstances.

Queer Eye: They had a lot more to work with this show. Seemed like a nice country guy who needed some more sophistication. Neither he nor his place were as frightening as some of their previous projects. Funniest part of the show was Ted the food guy getting a little frisky with the straight guy... He's normally so reserved.

FWIW, it finally occurred to me who Kyan sort of looks like... a dark haired Ryan Reynolds, of "Two Guys and a Girl" and "National Lampoon's Van Wilder."

ThrashersFan

07-30-2003 11:15 AM

My Career Counselor Sucked

http://www.business2.com/articles/ma...0.html?cnn=yes

Each morning, while the rest of corporate America wearily gulps down coffee, the staff at the Beverage Testing Institute starts sampling booze, and lots of it.

While the perks are obvious, employment at BTI entails some unique occupational hazards. "You should never taste more than 15 spirits or 30 to 40 beers in one day," warns BTI tasting director Jerald O'Kennard. Sobering advice indeed.

W.W.L.D.

07-30-2003 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

But yeah, its sad. But thats what you get in a society where "image is everythign". you might as well file this under the category of suburban sprawl, SUVs and McMansions for things gone horribly awry and away from nature's intent in the late twentieth century.

As usual, the Ginger Man is only one who is speaking with actual sincerety (and a healthly dose of crassitude).

Sparklehorse

07-30-2003 11:17 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: My avatar should look more like this:
[BIG FAT HORSE]

TM

Ooh, the guy who likes being an giant asshole noticed me!!

You are so laser-like, it scares me...

ltl/fb

07-30-2003 11:18 AM

Equus

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: My avatar should look more like this: http://www.loneprairie.net/images/Ar...ay%20Horse.jpg

TM

I'll blame it on no coffee, but the first time I read that I thought that you, TM were saying that that should be your (TM's) avatar and I wondered who you were raising your tail for.

And, that guy on QESG last night was sooooo yummy. I don't think I could handle something like that IRL, but either he acts really well or he was a total sweetheart. Wow. Yum.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-30-2003 11:20 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thank you for putting this so well. This is exactly how I feel about this. THat its sad that women do this to themselves andtake a risk for insecurity (or vanity or whatever SD). Its all about misplaced priorities and I mostly feel sorry for these women that their mindset is such that they would risk their health and possibly that of their babies to do this. Someone was asking me the other night how I felt about a friend who had had a boobjob and I explained that this person was not in a super stable mindset bck when she had it done and I felt sorry for her that she was ever at this point, but that it seems she has taken drastic steps in her mind body health to ultimately work on what made her get her tits done a few years ago. I was happy for her.

But yeah, its sad. But thats what you get in a society where "image is everythign". you might as well file this under the category of suburban sprawl, SUVs and McMansions for things gone horribly awry and away from nature's intent in the late twentieth century.

I apologize for continuing this discussion that was so yesterday- but gwinky voiced my thoughts quite well.

Ahem, BULLSHIT.

Everyone who's posted on this topic knows I'm mainly correct. The thing is, its an ugly truth that most plastic critics offer these high minded social/political reasons, but in fact simply dislike the perfect body image that society holds as a standard. They call the Holloywood body unhealthy. They rip on LFB. They rip on the thin, they rip on the altered, they rip on those with trainers. And when confronted with the fact that most of them are ripping because of insecurity, they hide behind the facade of "These plastic people are sad." I know a bullshit argument when I see one, and your argument, my dears, is mostly horseshit.

What you are all doing is trying to disprove a largely truthful proposition that you find distasteful and upsetting. Rather than say "Hey, SD, we know you're largely correct, but its a foul truth you offer, so we'd rather not hear it," you all scramble for the wildest Rube Goldberg argument you can strap together to support your position.

Its a hell of a lot more comforting to deny that a position you dislike might be largely correct than it is to admit it and move on.

Say whatever you like. This argument ain't about society at large, McMansions, feminist politics, morals, etc.

As i said, I ain't 100% correct, but not one of you will even admite that I'm pretty much correct, despite the fact that you all know very goddamn well that I am. This is a really funny board.

S(maybe refusal to admit an inch is a lawyer thing)D

purse junkie

07-30-2003 11:22 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Middle-aged guy driving uber-fancy sports car/H2 gets called "tiny dick" all the time, especially if it's a Porsche. Again, this is coming from friends (some trustafarians) who could afford the car, so I don't see insecurity there...

Women do that too. Especially re: stockbrokers and lawyers on big Harleys with no mufflers.

Replaced_Texan

07-30-2003 11:23 AM

Queer I and Why the Music Industry Was Already Won

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I kind of thought that hte point of showing the furniture store names, et al. was for the middle america schleps (me included) who saw a couch they liked or whatever. Sure it helps the stores, but it also avoids mountains of correspondence asking "where can I get a couch like that?"

If you hate it don't watch. I just don't buy that it is somehow harming the gay community.

I kind of figured the point was so they could get all the products for free. Product placement of Ralph Lauren to a million or so people in exchange for a suit and some polos? Not a big deal at all.

One of my best friends went to film school with one of the executive producers. I'll report when I get more info.

leagleaze

07-30-2003 11:24 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ahem, BULLSHIT.

Everyone who's posted on this topic knows I'm mainly correct.

Oh bitch, please.

paigowprincess

07-30-2003 11:25 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ahem, BULLSHIT.

Everyone who's posted on this topic knows I'm mainly correct. The thing is, its an ugly truth that most plastic critics offer these high minded social/political reasons, but in fact simply dislike the perfect body image that society holds as a standard. They call the Holloywood body unhealthy. They rip on LFB. They rip on the thin, they rip on the altered, they rip on those with trainers. And when confronted with the fact that most of them are ripping because of insecurity, they hide behind the facade of "These plastic people are sad." I know a bullshit argument when I see one, and this argument, my dears, is mostly horseshit.

What you are all doing is trying to disprove a largely truthful proposition that you find distasteful and upsetting. Rather than say "Hey, SD, we know you're correct, but its a foul truth you offer, so we'd rather not hear it," you all scramble for the wildest Rube Goldberg argument you can strap together to support your position.

Its a hell of a lot more comforting to deny that a position you dislike might be largely correct than it is to admit it and move on.

Say whatever you like. This argument ain't about society at large, McMansions, feminist politics, morals, etc.

As i said, I ain't 100% correct, but not one of you will even admite that I'm pretty much correct, despite the fact that you all know very goddamn well that I am. This is a really funny board.

S(maybe refusal to admit an inch is a lawyer thing)D

While I am not going to read this in its entirety bc I know it will be blustery, "I hate to be a lawyer and lawyers are assholes but I sure like arguing and blabbing on and on", SD knows I must be lying nonsense, I will just say, Dude, its my opinion and belief confirmed from my personal observations and family values and all that shit that makes me me. I am sure your sister's fakes are very lifelike and she has no reason to be pitied and is an exception but that dont make me a liar. Now drop it before I put you back on my ignore list for being windier than Less.

ThrashersFan

07-30-2003 11:27 AM

Quote of the Day

From David Lee Roth in Blender when asked if he will ever marry:

"Probably not. I seem to get horny, but not lonely. I'm completely egocentric. The error in judgment comes only when you pretend you aren't. How many ruined families and ruined progeny and hungry little soccer kids should not have happened from individuals who went, 'Baby, I love you as much as the spotlight'.'"

Whoa!

paigowprincess

07-30-2003 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh bitch, please.

Bitch please has turned leagleaze into the funniest poster of the day so far. Two LOLs! I like it. If I start using this at work, will it be obvious that,l you know, I post here? What is the source of this term? Never heard it before. It is like squicky in that sense.

ABBAKiss

07-30-2003 11:29 AM

Quote of the Day

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
From David Lee Roth in Blender when asked if he will ever marry:

"Probably not. I seem to get horny, but not lonely. I'm completely egocentric. The error in judgment comes only when you pretend you aren't. How many ruined families and ruined progeny and hungry little soccer kids should not have happened from individuals who went, 'Baby, I love you as much as the spotlight'.'"

Whoa!

I am impressed with his insight here. I agree.

Replaced_Texan

07-30-2003 11:30 AM

Equus

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

And, that guy on QESG last night was sooooo yummy. I don't think I could handle something like that IRL, but either he acts really well or he was a total sweetheart. Wow. Yum.

Agreed. Was he actually crying right before they all left? That was the nicest touch.

Shape Shifter

07-30-2003 11:31 AM

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I thought SD was responding to some catty comment someone made about JJ's arms. How does this implicate sprawl, SUVs, etc.

W.W.L.D.

07-30-2003 11:31 AM

Queer I and Why the Music Industry Was Already Won

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yeah but what if you love high quality chocolate bc you love the buzz it gives you and you live in a place where you cannot get good chocolate.

Bitch, please. that is why Unlce Tzamarkhad gave us the Internet and credit cards.

Now, I don't know if it is the best, but give this a try:

http://www.lamaisonduchocolat.com

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-30-2003 11:32 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Will you marry me, my pale legged short shorts, curly black leg haired friend?

Yes, although that would directly conflict with my previous post. Meet me in the 'burbs. My house is the one with the best lawn.

paigowprincess

07-30-2003 11:33 AM

Quote of the Day

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am impressed with his insight here. I agree.

Ditto. More people should be so honest. People get married bc everyone else got married and they have noone left to hang out with, and even wrose, slim pickins on the hotties (bc they all got married off). So when a hottie comes along you think you can bang for the rest of your life, you snag em bc you dont know when you might get laid again if they leave you for not wedding them. Marriage should be saved for only those who truly met their soulmate. Which is not as common as marriage stats would indicate. That way, those of us who don't marry will have plenty of playmates left. And, oh yeah., there will be fewer fucked up kids.

purse junkie

07-30-2003 11:34 AM

Quote of the Day

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This is the first time I've ever liked David Lee Roth. Vain, easy, but honest!

ABBAKiss

07-30-2003 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bitch please has turned leagleaze into the funniest poster of the day so far. Two LOLs! I like it. If I start using this at work, will it be obvious that,l you know, I post here? What is the source of this term? Never heard it before. It is like squicky in that sense.

Bitch please. I thought I explained this yesterday?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

07-30-2003 11:35 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Everyone who's posted on this topic knows I'm mainly correct ...

As a general rule, this line only precedes total and absolute BS. Come on, dude, we need higher quality BS from you.

(I have also now decided that you must have been the sock master behind Just For Fun; ain't no one else out there as shrill, nonsensical, and unable to engage in dialogue as you).

ltl/fb

07-30-2003 11:36 AM

Equus

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Agreed. Was he actually crying right before they all left? That was the nicest touch.

YES! I had forgotten that part. I'm getting all misty-eyed myself just thinking about it.

paigowprincess

07-30-2003 11:37 AM

Queer I and Why the Music Industry Was Already Won

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Bitch, please. that is why Unlce Tzamarkhad gave us the Internet and credit cards.

Now, I don't know if it is the best, but give this a try:

http://www.lamaisonduchocolat.com

You know what happens when you order high quality chocolate over the internet in the warm months? Choclate covered cardboard. I can only order my favorite merlot and pinot noir filled chocolates like two months a year.

Thanks for playing. And phoning it in.

paigowprincess

07-30-2003 11:38 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, although that would directly conflict with my previous post. Meet me in the 'burbs. My house is the one with the best lawn.

Huh? I thought you said you would only live in a city or a small town, but not a burb? This must be why I only got a 150 on the LSAT.

ltl/fb

07-30-2003 11:39 AM

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
(I have also now decided that you must have been the sock master behind Just For Fun; ain't no one else out there as shrill, nonsensical, and unable to engage in dialogue as you).

I would agree, but he oddly doesn't seem to post on politics ever. Bizarre. He and SEF could go for hours . . .

W.W.L.D.

07-30-2003 11:40 AM

Queer I and Why the Music Industry Was Already Won

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know what happens when you order high quality chocolate over the internet in the warm months? Choclate covered cardboard. I can only order my favorite merlot and pinot noir filled chocolates like two months a year.

Thanks for playing. And phoning it in.

Yes -- that is right, they just plop it into a box with some synthetic peanuts -- and poofty -- to your door.

Forgive them Father . . . they know'eth not .....

ThrashersFan

07-30-2003 11:40 AM

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For me the origin is with rap -- one example is Eminem's Bitch Please II (Featuring Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Xzibit and Nate Dogg)

"Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon
And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
That's, the devil, they always wanna dance"

The original Bitch Please was done by Snoop, XZibit and Nate Dogg

"Bitch please, get down on your god damn knees
For this money chronic clothes and weed (look)
You fuckin with some real O.G's
Bitch please
Bitch please, get down on your motherfuckin knees
We came to get the motherfuckin G's
Yeah, you fuckin' with some real O.G's
You dick-tease! "

Edited to say that Paigow was probably being sarcastic in asking and, as usual, I didn't get it. I answered and was not trying to be funny so a plague on the homes of all of those who shit on me for having a broken sarcasm meter when it comes to internet chats.

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