The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)
 

I have to admit that I was prepared to disagree with your post, just like I have your other posts on this subject, but then you won me over with this rhetorical tour de force! "Everyone who's posted on this topic knows I'm mainly correct." Brilliant! I must concur. In fact, I think I'll use this trick in my next brief. It'll start, "Bitch, please. Everyone who's argued in this court knows I'm mainly correct. Et cetera . . . ."

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Only in Stamford.

So you want to marry my dad?
 

I don't watch reality TV, since Survivor year 1. Don't mean anything by that statement other than to support a knowledge gap. Saw this show with 4 kids trying to find a new wife for dad, with 4 women late 30 maybe 40's sleeping in a common bedroon indad's house. I had many questions about it, and hoped you all would be writing about it, but there is apparent silence. Is this because its so beneath the other shows you don't watch it? are there simply too many to keep up with?

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Whether others are aware of this or not, there is no other way to use it.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Or, men could just clean themselves as if they were actually potty-trained.

Mr. PJ will suffice. Sadly, he does not see the beauty of my glorious obsession, and is solely a messenger-bag kind of guy at worst (at best?).

New board motto!!!
 

THis was your best post ever. Either I am in a really good mood today, or people are on fire. Leagl and EO also ahd personal bests today in the humor category.

ANd you know I am mainly correct about this. Can we make this the motto please? "Everyone who's posted on this topic knows I'm mainly correct."

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Right Penske? (somebody will swing at this meatball...)






They have a liner (like a bathing suit).

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)
 

Well, you've been arguing on the PB like that for ages already. Why stop there?

:)

The 12th Step, by Stuart Smally
 

I don't.

Dead Horse
 

In an effort to change the topic...

WASHINGTON, July 30 — President Bush said Wednesday he has government lawyers working on a law that would define marriage as a union between a woman and a man, casting aside calls to legalize gay marriages. “I BELIEVE MARRIAGE is between a man and a woman and I believe we ought to codify that one way or the other and we have lawyers looking at the best way to do that,” the president said a wide-ranging news conference at the White House Rose Garden.
“I am mindful that we’re all sinners and I caution those who may try to take a speck out of the neighbor’s eye when they got a log in their own,” the president said. “I think it is important for our society to respect each individual, to welcome those with good hearts.”

Can someone please explain to me what that last bit means. I've read it a couple of times and I just don't get it.

I hang my head in shame, I am so so sorry, I don't know what I was thinking. I'm really very tired. (Enough groveling?)

and yes you can use a pc with an IPOD

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

For a contrary view, we turn now to Carson Kressley: "Boxers are hot, and by boxers I mean guys who box, not the underwear. So get rid of 'em!"

(Please note: I wouldn't dress like Carson, even for Halloween.)

Jai is the gayest man on the show. Discuss.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Here is a simple rule I think we can all agree on.

Boxers are hot for straight men
Hybrids are hot for gay men
Man panties are standard for your dad.

So you want to marry my dad?
 

Now this show is so utterly atrocious that it is cool to watch. The dialogue sounds scripted, the edting is stilted, and the emotional tugs are embarassing to even watch. This show has been on and off with different families and slight variations all summer.

I have only seen the current version once.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

My dad wore boxers - I find them unsexy.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

The only thing that I would add is that, on the right straight man (like, for example, the Abercrombie & Fitch twins) magic underpants (hybrids) are wonderful.

Where's Fat Boy?
 

This just seemed soo appropriate, tying together the Onion (except it's apparently a real story) and fat people:

"Four-hundred pounds of gorgonzola ravioli in unmarked bags. That's supposedly the ransom demand from the kidnappers of "Fat Boy," a seven-foot-high fiberglass chef statue that was swiped from in front of an Italian restaurant on Cape Cod. "

from http://wcco.com/water/watercooler_story_210122445.html

Or how about: JFK's boxers on display. "The white cotton underwear, dating from Kennedy's early career as a U.S. naval officer in World War II, went on display Tuesday in the window of a central Dublin menswear shop."

Dead Horse
 

Please, allow me to put on my homophobe translation goggles for you.

Ok. Here we go.

It is politically correct not to bash gays, so I will make it clear that we need to respect them on one hand, but I will still bash them as sinners on the other, and make a case based upon the religious viewpoints of some that it is ok to discriminate against an entire group of people because they are different even though we are supposed to have separation of church and state, and, well, I personally could give a shit, but, it is almost an election year, I need the votes, so fuck the fags and their silly equal rights. And who cares about federalism, I'm just a republican.

Do you understand it now?

Dead Horse
 

Sort of. But why is there a log in my eye?

Dead Horse
 

Because this attitude is shitty.

Edited to clarify that the attitude so poorly expressed by Prez is shitty.

Also to add that the phrase is biblical and basically means, don't attempt to fix the small imperfections of others when your own keep you from seeing the reality of both their imperfections and your own.

Dead Horse
 

I read it differently. I read it to say "I know I'm a sinner as well, but, geez, you know, my sins aren't anything like this, they're just the kind of manly things we Yalie Texans do, but here it grosses me out just talking about the sickos. These are the kinds of sins we're willing to throw the first stone on. Even if we may have our little sins these are great big flaming whoppers of sins that condemn them all to hell so we're just the instrument of God's wrath."

Dead Horse
 

What's not to get?

Dead Horse
 

I always understood the expression "don't take a speck out of someone's eye when you've got a log in your own" to be saying something along the lines of "if you've got your own big problems, don't interfere with the little problems of others" - a physician, heal thyself kind of thing. I don't think your president is using it in the appropriate context.

Dead Horse
 

Jeez. I just read it to say "be polite to gay people when you're telling them they don't deserve equal rights."

Dead Horse
 

How do the Log Cabin Repugnanticans live with themselves?

Dead Horse
 

Quelle surprise. I think I have the log thing down now and thanks to everyone for filling me in on the fact that I probably didn't get it because it was used wrong. And I forgot the link last time.

Log in my eye

briefs
 

Baryshnikov doesn't wear boxers.

Now, SITC may be worth watching. If he wears his tights.

July 30 — Mr. Big, Berger, and now ... Baryshnikov. Famed Russian ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov, 55, will join HBO’s “Sex and the City” series as a love interest for Sarah Jessica Parker’s character, Carrie Bradshaw, The New York Times reported Wednesday. THE SERIES is on its final season, and Parker, 38 told the Times that the show had always planned for her character to end with a romance bigger than that with the character Mr. Big (played by Chris Noth), her major romance since 1998. He will play a European artist, though it has not been said if he will play a dancer.


He had better play a dancer, and he had better wear his tights.

Old man, nice ass

Last Comic Standing
 

Ack. Beat to it, in a sense. I was going to rank posters in order of lameness, with E/O No.1, purely because she has the first 1000, closely followed by the remainder of you pushing 1000. E/O, you should be embarassed, ashamed, chastised and repentant, not proud.

Dead Horse
 

Maybe we should take this to the timmy board, but what's the right spelling of "Geez" (how I spelled it) or "Jeez" (how you spelled it)? And does it matter whether used alone or put together with Louise?

Dead Horse
 

The thing that really irks me about his quote is that I'm not a sinner!:rofl:

That and the whole homophobic thing.

That I know. Been using one for a couple of weeks, and it ROCKS.

But supposedly MP3s bought from some sites won't transfer to the iPod successfully; I read this about buy.com.

Perhaps I'll take the plunge and risk 99 cents to test this out.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Since my hot gay male friends have long gotten more female attention than I have, I'm gonna keep wearing the hybrids.

Boxers are too dangly, and arguably decrease sensitivity.

Sidd(my boys need support)Finch

Dead Horse
 

I have always used Geez. Probably because of Gee, like in Gee that sucks. So Geez would naturally follow. But I see the natural progression to Jeez if you're using it as short for jesus(christ).

Dead Horse
 

Actually, it's meant to convey the idea that is also embodied by the "don't throw stones when you live in a glass house" sort of thing - that we can start raging on others just as soon as we become perfect ourselves. So, his basic loony point aside, I think the homily was appropriate.

Dead Horse
 

Sorta like "don't criticize Jenna's fake boobs when you should be dealing with your own crippling insecurity"?


Dubya and Sebastian, separated at birth?

Dead Horse
 

so he's telling others "not to throw stones" at gay people since those others live in a glass house, but saying "me and my government lawyers we live in a White House so we gonna throw some stones?" not sure it was appropriate-

The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
 

Mothers. Specifically, Pushy the Puppy's mama.

Dead Horse
 

I always thought of it as a shorter, less offensive form of "Jesus H. Christ!" (Never figured out what the H. stood for come to think of it.) Although I can and do swear like a sailor halfway through a bottle of rum, I have tried to cut back on directly invoking the Big Guy as it really upsets a churchgoing pal of mine.

Then again, that's the least of the offensiveness worries on this board.

Dead Horse
 

No, he's saying, hate the sin, love the sinner, so, be nice to those people 'cuz they're gawd's children, but if you see any of 'em having that anal sex shit, call me quick and we'll stomp 'em."

(Edited to add: It's sort of a timeless religious theme.)

Dead Horse
 

It's really very loving. Sort of along the lines of the old standby "sit home, shut up, and breed."