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Shape Shifter 12-09-2003 07:09 PM

rotten roast beef
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As an aside, ladies should check their asses every now and again for a variety of reasons. I once rolled a chick who was otherwise very attractive and well groomed over for some dog style action and was repulsed by the forest growing out of her ass. I felt like I was breaking in a bitch in prison. I had to look away to maintain an erection, and even then a little voice kept saying "Look at the ass forest... look at it... you know you want to give it one more peek..." And I did. And with each peek I was less able to come. I had to roll her back over and phone it in missionary style. Ladies, if your SO can't climax from behind, you may want to do some backyard deforestation....
You should solicit the services of higher quality tranny hookers. I hear it's worth the extra ten bucks.

robustpuppy 12-09-2003 07:15 PM

the sun will come out and shine on sebby's fish
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
OK, I surrender -- bring back the sock parade for more posts about crack and tampons.
Neither the day nor the thread had an auspicious beginning. Perhaps tomorrow will be brighter.

SlaveNoMore 12-09-2003 07:22 PM

Silencio!!!!
 
Enough of the smelly ginch, cheesedick, tampon stuff.

I'm about to fucking throw up, and I haven't even had a liter of booze yet.

Gag.

Not Me 12-09-2003 07:23 PM

Blocking PMs
 
Is there any way to block the PMs from a particular individual, or do you have to block all PMs?

TIA.

crack killed applejack 12-09-2003 07:26 PM

rotten roast beef
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You should solicit the services of higher quality tranny hookers. I hear it's worth the extra ten bucks.
Crack is wack!

evenodds 12-09-2003 07:35 PM

Blocking PMs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Me
Is there any way to block the PMs from a particular individual, or do you have to block all PMs?

TIA.
You would have to block them all.

You can simply deny receipt and delete the offending messages.

evenodds 12-09-2003 07:39 PM

Stop the Insanity
 
Quote:

Originally posted by crack killed applejack
Crack is wack!
Enough is enough.

Shape Shifter 12-09-2003 07:39 PM

Censorship at A&F
 
Abercrombie & Fitch is doing away with their catalog.

http://money.cnn.com/2003/12/09/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes

Dammit. I missed out on this. I even went into one of their stores looking for one, but they had already removed them. Anybody have a copy? I would be willing to negotiate for one. They are already fetching up to $81 on ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...0&category=616

Not Me 12-09-2003 07:41 PM

Blocking PMs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
You would have to block them all.

You can simply deny receipt and delete the offending messages.
Does the person get notified somehow that I denied their message?

evenodds 12-09-2003 07:44 PM

Blocking PMs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Me
Does the person get notified somehow that I denied their message?
Yes.

Am I about to be heartbroken?

SlaveNoMore 12-09-2003 07:54 PM

Blocking PMs
 
Quote:

Not Me
Does the person get notified somehow that I denied their message?
Sock busted?

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 12-09-2003 07:55 PM

Censorship at A&F
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Abercrombie & Fitch is doing away with their catalog.

http://money.cnn.com/2003/12/09/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes
That's the least of their problems... Per CBS News, they are also facing a class action employment discrimination claim for allegedly directing their managers not to hire minorities and other individuals who didn't fit their "look", i.e., young, white and attractive, and giving preferential duties/hours to people who did. Those hired who didn't fit the image as well were allegedly put in the back of the stores or fired en masse.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/...in587099.shtml

Skeks in the city 12-09-2003 07:57 PM

PG....DM.....TS........
 
Originally posted by Penske_Account

Quote:

Welcome Back! [patentgreedy]
Oh no you don't. This isn't patentgreedy, just your facsimile thereof. I miss the greedy patent, but alas, em's moved on.

Hank Chinaski 12-09-2003 08:20 PM

rotten roast beef
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Is anyone else starting to think that maybe Penske's socks are becoming a bit overspecialized in their topical expertise?
compared to the vintage ones, like say Grey Pubes?

Tyrone Slothrop 12-09-2003 08:34 PM

Censorship at A&F
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
That's the least of their problems... Per CBS News, they are also facing a class action employment discrimination claim for allegedly directing their managers not to hire minorities and other individuals who didn't fit their "look", i.e., young, white and attractive, and giving preferential duties/hours to people who did. Those hired who didn't fit the image as well were allegedly put in the back of the stores or fired en masse.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/...in587099.shtml
According to Slate, they also have crappy sales and are in an unenviable market position. Which accounts for the attempt to yank chains with the catalog.

leagleaze 12-09-2003 08:50 PM

avoiding pms
 
If you put someone on ignore their PMs won't show up in your in box. If you take them off ignore they will be there, but if you never take them off ignore, you'll never know they were sent.

Shape Shifter 12-09-2003 08:51 PM

Censorship at A&F
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
According to Slate, they also have crappy sales and are in an unenviable market position. Which accounts for the attempt to yank chains with the catalog.
Hmmmm. Nudity doesn't sell clothes. Interesting.

Hank Chinaski 12-09-2003 08:56 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
If you put someone on ignore their PMs won't show up in your in box. If you take them off ignore they will be there, but if you never take them off ignore, you'll never know they were sent.
oh. so your ignoring my invites to a dinner date is a general snub, not a specific one?

Hank Chinaski 12-09-2003 08:58 PM

Censorship at A&F
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nudity doesn't sell _______
the above is always untrue, and when a sharp poster like you says it, i know the rest is sarcasm. No whiff for me!

str8outavannuys 12-09-2003 08:58 PM

New Subject (please)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
over 200 counts of involuntary manslaughter have been brought against the nightclub owners and the Great White tour arranger (who lit the pyrotechnic display that night) -- http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/12/09/ni...ire/index.html

each charge carries up to a 30 year prison sentence.
I know how this turns out. The groupie is the one who did it, and she confesses during trial, because the lead singer was her dad!

leagleaze 12-09-2003 09:01 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
oh. so your ignoring my invites to a dinner date is a general snub, not a specific one?
No that one is specific. I hate you.

Gattigap 12-09-2003 09:06 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
No that one is specific. I hate you.
Clearly, this need for automated yet personalized rejection of PMs cries out for some suggestions to ravio.com for future upgrades of this site's software.

Gatti("rejected receipt of your message, because em thinks you're a waste of space")gap

Tyrone Slothrop 12-09-2003 09:19 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
If you put someone on ignore their PMs won't show up in your in box. If you take them off ignore they will be there, but if you never take them off ignore, you'll never know they were sent.
Will they count toward the 15-message limit? I.e., can your box fill up with PMs from someone you are ignoring?

leagleaze 12-09-2003 09:20 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Will they count toward the 15-message limit? I.e., can your box fill up with PMs from someone you are ignoring?
It shouldn't. But we raised the limit a while ago anyway.

Dave 12-09-2003 09:22 PM

rotten roast beef
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I believe that post WAS about crack.
Crack, crank, whatever. One of those things.

Hank Chinaski 12-09-2003 09:26 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
No that one is specific. I hate you.
instill emotions
what more can a poor boy do?
dog barking at moon

leagleaze 12-09-2003 09:29 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
instill emotions
what more can a poor boy do?
dog barking at moon

Don't spew that haiku shit at me buddy.

If you really want to know, you can chop off your penis and grow breasts.


Apropos of well, something, I was walking back to my deluxe apartment in the skyyyyyy tonight and came across a rather cute looking guy trying to control his very cute looking puppy. He was saying HEEL HEEL. And I laughed and said not at that age. And he laughed, and the puppy came running over to me and I petted it for a while and then was on my way. And you could almost see the guy thinking damn I'm glad I got this dog, random women stop and talk to me.

Does everyone do this? Is there some cuteness gene we just cannot resist. Cause I could give a fuck about the cute guy, but the puppy was darling.

Hank Chinaski 12-09-2003 09:34 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Don't spew that haiku shit at me buddy.

If you really want to know, you can chop off your penis and grow breasts.

? I'm a black woman

leagleaze 12-09-2003 09:37 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
? I'm a black woman
You are? Well why didn't you just say so. I can be your whiter than white woman.

Shape Shifter 12-09-2003 09:49 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
And you could almost see the guy thinking damn I'm glad I got this dog, random women stop and talk to me.
He wouldn't be so glad if he knew you wanted to cut off his dick and pump him full of estrogen. Should I send him a PM to warn him? I'm certain I'm not on anybody's ignore list . . .

Dave 12-09-2003 09:49 PM

Last Minute Holiday Shopping
 
Link to the 12 days of Kitchmas , some goofy holiday crap.

I will not rest until I have an entire bobblehead nativity scene.

Dave 12-09-2003 09:56 PM

What about Canadians?
 
Take the Not All Americans are Stupid Quiz

(spree: Quiz, with minor noises. Moderately difficult.)

You answered 16 questions correctly out of 20.

You have an impressive understanding of the world for an American. It is likely that you feel intellectually isolated in your home country, and often have to hide your opinions from others. Deep down, you realise that your country is the single biggest threat to world peace in modern times, but you have not yet summoned up the courage to emigrate

Shape Shifter 12-09-2003 09:57 PM

Last Minute Holiday Shopping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Dave
Link to the 12 days of Kitchmas , some goofy holiday crap.

I will not rest until I have an entire bobblehead nativity scene.
My mom will be so pleased when she receives the tree ornament nail. Instead of ordering one, I'm just going to make it myself, though. Presents are so much more personal that way.

Dave 12-09-2003 10:06 PM

I Smell Oscar
 
MGM buys rights to script parodying 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Harry Potter' movies ... to be called Henry Bates and the Sorcerer's Balls.

They should have stuck with the original title.

Dave 12-09-2003 10:14 PM

Weird Science
 
According to the Weekly World News, Study Finds Women With Big Boobs Are Smarter.

In an unrelated item,

Idiots are Forming a National Union

and, proving that there is hope for all:

Third World Wants Nerds For Breeding Program!

That is all.

ltl/fb 12-09-2003 10:49 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
If you put someone on ignore their PMs won't show up in your in box. If you take them off ignore they will be there, but if you never take them off ignore, you'll never know they were sent.
That is fascinating. I assume this applies even if you PM the person you are ignoring. This means that someone who I PMed with a question once may not be as much of a total asshole as I thought they were, because they might have PMed me back. And they think I am a total bitch for ignoring their PM.

Fascinating.

leagleaze 12-09-2003 10:53 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Fascinating.
Take the person off ignore, check your pms, put them back on. The PM will be there, unless the person deleted it.

ltl/fb 12-09-2003 11:02 PM

avoiding pms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Take the person off ignore, check your pms, put them back on. The PM will be there, unless the person deleted it.
It won't work because I've had my inbox cleared out by you and evenodds since then because of the phantom message thing.

Edited to say that as penance I have taken the person off ignore. I'm sure they will feel much better.

bilmore 12-09-2003 11:31 PM

rotten roast beef
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
. . . bilmore is an ostensible he, not a she . . .
I am not ostensible.

I may be putative, but I am certainly not ostensible.

Now, take it back.

Fugee 12-09-2003 11:43 PM

Kitchmas
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My mom will be so pleased when she receives the tree ornament nail. Instead of ordering one, I'm just going to make it myself, though. Presents are so much more personal that way.
I have a nail ornament, though happily without the sappy poem. I got it from the friend to whom I was thinking of regifting the angel. The nail is a reminder that the reason for Christmas (the religious one, not Santa) is fulfilled at Easter.

But I think the bobbleheads and the Jesus ashtray are completely hilarious. And the Glow Grave is unbelievable.


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