Re: Twilight
 

We DO have a book thread here for this sort of query. Sheesh.

Re: Twilight
 

Psst. Memory loss.

Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 

His secret is so secret, that I don't even know what is secreted.

I'm so out of touch.

ETA: Why are the twin cities called the twin cities? Wikipedia did not provide a satisfactory answer. Kind of mealy.

Re: Twilight
 

What? Really?? I had no idea.

Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 

1. His secret is the same as my secret.......ask Hank's wife.

2. They were birthed at the same time.

Re: Twilight
 

I thought she was refering to you. No?

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

Can one of the Christian types explain the whole baptism in a river thing to me? Don't get why one would have to run down to the latest pollution infested body of running water to get dunked.

Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 

Anything involving Hank's wife certainly isn't a secret, so I'd say his secret isn't the same as yours.

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

Dude, the dunking in the River is the old school John the Baptist style of doing it. He adapted it from Indian purification rituals after a visit to the Ganges. Those were back in the days when the Ganges brought pure clean water down from the Himalayas, before a billion people moved into the neighborhood.

New School is a few sprinkles of Evian.

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

Believing in a virgin birth - no problem.
Not drinking alcohol despite much drinking in the Bible - no problem.
Believing four completely different accounts of a man's life as "The Truth" - no problem.
Believing in a god that would send his son to earth to be brutally murdered and then spend a weekend in hell to atone for all of mankind's sins - no problem.
Believing that said son rose from the dead - no problem.

Going to a river to symbolically cleanse ones soul - That's the part that has you puzzled?

You are a better man than I.

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

I know this will sound cold, and I am sorry about that, but I would never explain why someone should be baptiized. If you pass unwashed, then you go straight to H-E -double hockey sticks. That means there will be one less sock fighting me for a good spot in Heaven. Why would I try to convince anyone else of the wisdom of it?

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

He's a monkey. Everything puzzles him.

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

Chimps have it made. Every time I go to the zoo I envy them. Nap all the time. Eat when you want to. Make funny faces at humans. Play with other chimps. Throw your own feces. Good times. You don't see any chimps busting their balls for the man.

Twinkie Dome
 

Good riddance, shithole.

Say goodbye to that wonderful home field advantage, Twins.

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

Not really everything, I understand why people rave about your ass.

Only puzzled about the river b/c MOT. See kippah below.

http://www.monkeymatters.com/gamboa3-monkey.jpg