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Hank Chinaski 09-23-2005 03:13 PM
Confidential to Blue Balls
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed

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dEH BEST A READERS NOW THE LAST BOOK i RED WAS sPORT IN iREALnd ABOUT THE LIKE A sTEPHAN rOCHE AND YOUNG SOCCIR PLAYERS A THE LIKE A lEEM bRAYDEE.tHE JIST I THE TING WAS IT WAS FROM fATHER dRISCKILL A MISSIONAERY FRUM OVER THE WEST. nOW IT TURNS OUT fATHER dRISKILL USED TA PUT THE FEAR A gOD INTA PEEPLE BY BRIINGIN AN AUL GIPPO TO HIS SERMONS BE THE NAME A sIMMO rOGERS TA PUT THE CONSTIPAYSHUN OF DRINKIN AN THE LIKE. sIMMO ID BE SITTIN UP BESIGHED THE ALTIR BOYS PUKIN HIS RING UP INTA THE hOLY cHASTOITY AN SCTACHIN HIS HOLE THE WHOLE WAY THREW MASS. HE LETTER WENT ON TA SAY THAT POOR AUL sIMMO WAS PUT IN THE mENTILL BEYONT IN gALWAY AN fATHER dRISKILL WAS LOOKIN FUR A REPLAYSMEANT AN WOOD sNOWY BE INTERESTED, sURE AT THEIS WE BURSTED HOUR WHOLES LAUGHIN AN sNOWY SAYS iLL GET THAT kANE cup. iT WAs pADDY THAT POSTED THE FECKIN THING GETTTIN sNOWY BACK FUR SENDIN HYMN A SIRAMIC eNGLISH COTTIGE FRUM THE AUL nEWS A THE wORDILD MAGASINE.
Should we be reading this hearing it in Elijah Wood's voice?

Hank Chinaski 09-23-2005 03:16 PM
Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I think you're wrong.
So does this cat.
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/...21-MORGANA.jpg
how is this about "JAPS?" Are you simply trying to say Jewish women are dogs or are you going deeper and trying to play on some stereotype about Jewish women and felatio? Either way its offensive, isn't it?

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 03:16 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He fired lots of them back then, didn't he?

I admire the Yankee and Steinbrenner. But you have got to understand that for people living in cities that haven't had a meaningful baseball game in the last 15 Septembers, his being pissed because you guys might not make the Playoffs for the __th year in a row is extraordinary.
Why wouldn't he? He spent a kajilion dollars to field a playoff (actually, a championship) team. I think it is crazier that we Yankee fans expect to win at a '98-type clip.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 03:17 PM
Confidential to Blue Balls
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Step 2 of the plan.
If your plan is to follow the map to Fu-ville, then, yez. You have completed Step 2.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 03:19 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
STP, my brother, STP.
The placement of this post, right after penske's (usual pointlessness), is just deep.

TM

J. Fred Muggs 09-23-2005 03:23 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
It was the Four Seasons. There was no toilet paper in the bowel, what does that indicate?
It indicates that you deeply tossed her salad if you were looking up that high.

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 03:55 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The placement of this post, right after penske's (usual pointlessness), is just deep.

TM
Post some more about the Yankees, not only is really topical but its really rivetting too. And saves me the time of having to read the Post.

SlaveNoMore 09-23-2005 03:56 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Post some more about the Yankees, not only is really topical but its really rivetting too. And saves me the time of having to read the Post.
Ping Motherfucking Pow!!!!

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 03:57 PM
Evacuated
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So does this make the Drive-bys vs. Widespread coinflip moot?
  • Latest News on Hurricane Rita & ACL

    The show is on. Thank you for hanging in there with us while we've watched the progress of Hurricane Rita. The meteorologists we have consulted with advised us to wait until 48 hours before expected landfall in order to get the most accurate look at the storm's track. As you may have already heard, the latest report from the National Weather Service shows Rita shifting further east than originally predicted, placing Austin outside the range of severe weather related to the hurricane. Therefore, we are planning to go forward with the Festival as originally planned.

    The forecast now calls for mostly sunny weather on Friday with a high near 100. A 20 to 30 percent chance of rain is predicted for Saturday and Sunday with winds around 15 to 20 mph and overall cooler temperatures.

    Regardless of the nice weather we are now expecting, we are continuing to monitor the hurricane very closely. The safety of our fans, the musicians and our crew is our top priority, and we are working with the city to make sure we are prepared for every contingency. Should anything change, we will post updates on our web site and coordinate with the media to disseminate information as quickly as possible.

    In addition to the weather, many of you have been wondering about ticket refunds, hotel availability, artist cancellations, etc. Thank you for your patience while we wade through the pile of emails. In the meantime, we will be posting replies to the most frequently asked questions on our web site on Friday morning.
Ticket Refunds? RT, please keep me abreast of the news and have a rawkin time.

SlaveNoMore 09-23-2005 03:57 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah. Except he was banned for life in late August of 1990 and reinstated in March of 93. So he missed roughly a little over two seasons. Other than those two seasons, from 1981 through 1994 he was exactly the same as he is now. Just had a little less money and valued sluggers more than pitching. Like I always say, no one gave a shit when he spent a lot of money and made bad decisions on where to spend it. They only care when he buys the right players.

TM
Danny Tartabull, anyone? Mel Hall? Jack Clark?

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 04:03 PM
Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't ask me... I seem to have touched all the bases in re: ethnicity and race and culture, but for some silly reason, I have never had luck with the Japs. I've dealt with half/quater/one third-Japs and constructive Japs, but the real, honest to goodness, 100% bloodline-through-the-mother article has eluded me.

And what's stranger is, nearly 50% of my close guy friends are Jewish, and none of them have had much luck with picking up pure Japs. I'm beginning to think the true Jap is extinct.

What's passing for Jap these days ain't the real article. I see mostly Catholic chicks acting out the part more and more... YMMV...
The real deal are only bred and raised in Great Neck, Syosset, Five Towns and other select parts of the South Shore of Long Island, Scarsdale, Chappaqua, Tenafly, Alpine and other parts of Bergen County, Beverly Hills and Boca. The rest is B level or less (including those raised in Manny Hatty). Philly doe not register on the A level of japitude. You all will have to trust me on this.

SlaveNoMore 09-23-2005 04:03 PM
Fiddler in the Tree
 
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/...21-MORGANA.jpg

If I vere a rich kat,
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow me-ow me-ow me-ow, meow.
All day long I'd meow me-ow meow meow.
If I were a vealthy cat.
I vouldn't have to purr hard.
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow me-ow me-ow me-ow, meow.
If I vere a me-ow me-ow rich,
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow kat.


PS - pass the vodka

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 04:04 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ping Motherfucking Pow!!!!
Right on!

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 04:07 PM
Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
The real deal are only bred and raised in Great Neck, Syosset, Five Towns and other select parts of the South Shore of Long Island, Scarsdale, Chappaqua, Tenafly, Alpine and other parts of Bergen County, Beverly Hills and Boca. The rest is B level or less (including those raised in Manny Hatty). Philly doe not register on the A level of japitude. You all will have to trust me on this.
Perhaps things have changed, but I disagree with this. What did BnB say again?

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 04:08 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't take this.

I feel like throwing up.
Well, this is an improvement from last Friday when you thought you actually might die. Fridays don't agree with you, do they?

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 04:10 PM
Evacuated
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
So you evacuated to a hipster music festival where you're soon to be joined by your luv-air to ride out the storm (heh - I said "ride") drinking Shiner Bock and generally painting the town red?

Where the fuck is my hurricane?
I miss precipitation.

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 04:10 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, this is an improvement from last Friday when you thought you actually might die. Fridays don't agree with you, do they?
Isn't Thursday the night when Sequels lets him have a reunion with his frat bros?

"Ping! Pow!

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 04:15 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, this is an improvement from last Friday when you thought you actually might die. Fridays don't agree with you, do they?
This is worse than a hangover. This is extended pain, like when William Wallace gets disemboweled in Braveheart.

Mercy.

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 04:15 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Jesus, woman. I can only post "You are stupid" so many times.

Your broken brain cannot separate one thing from another, so you pull bits and pieces of shit from all over the place in some lunatic attempt at making an argument. It's kind of sad.

You are talking about two different things. My tastes have nothing to do with the post you're quoting. The question was a simple one. Why is Kate Moss any hotter (or to translate for your flawed mind, why would clothes look any better on her) than the hundreds of other fashion models who are not supermodels.

Fashion models are not built like the woman whose photo I posted (months ago, you fucking freak). In fact, she is not a fashion model. Therefore, pulling her into your argument makes no sense.

You may think that Kate Moss's bone structure, far-set eyes, etc. make her what she is and you have a point. Maybe she is unique enough (on top of being hot) that designers think she will make her clothes stand out. If that's your argument, just say so, looney tunes.

But even if it is, I disagree. I don't see anything about her that 100 other fashion models don't have. In fact, I think there are many fashion models, who are not supermodels, that have much hotter faces, and bodies that are better for clothes. Because of this, I wanted to know why any designer would pay Kate Moss 50 times what they would pay another fashion model.

Now tell us again about how this woman is the epitome of beauty, so we can put your thoughts on beauty back in perspective:

http://www.isdesigners.com/new6.jpg

TM

1) Thank you for the picture of the beautiful, late Ms. Bessette. I cannot believe its been six years, can you?

2) I of course did not read this bc you cannot admit your wrong and its like lending money to a crack addict. That said...

3) If you can carve a meaningful argument out of the wind and spittle being tossed around your brain by Hurricane Sexist Bullshit, then maybe I wlll give you seed money to start Cheap, Tawdry, Common Ass Models, Inc. I bet we can get the Fluffy Panties account.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 04:16 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Isn't Thursday the night when Sequels lets him have a reunion with his frat bros?

"Ping! Pow!
I don't know what I'd do without elephant walk and quarters Thursdays.

ltl/fb 09-23-2005 04:17 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is worse than a hangover. This is extended pain, like when William Wallace gets disemboweled in Braveheart.

Mercy.
Is your unhappiness today from a hangover, or because of some baseball thing? I thought you were pained by something that happened with baseball -- like, a psychological thing.

Can we stop having the huge picture of boring-woman up?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 04:17 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
the beautiful, late Ms. Bessette.
She honestly looks like my cousin Brian.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 04:20 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is your unhappiness today from a hangover, or because of some baseball thing? I thought you were pained by something that happened with baseball -- like, a psychological thing.

Can we stop having the huge picture of boring-woman up?
Baseball. I equate it to being digested for 1000 years by Sarlacc in Return of the Jedi.

It's a trap!

notcasesensitive 09-23-2005 04:22 PM
Evacuated
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I miss precipitation.
I had some just this week. Which reminds me of a question that precipitation raised. So it hasn't rained all summer here (yay!), and then it rained pretty hard recently. I sort of expected the rain to make the smog downtown better, but instead there was actually a clearly discernible smog layer (of browner color than usual) visible below the clouds following the rain. And smog has been worse downtown after the rain than is was before. Any pseudo-scientists care to explain this to a smog-activity novice?

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 04:22 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Despite Pony's bukkake link, this may be the dullest Friday in the history of the boreds. Is everybody trying to get to ACL? Please, somebody entertain me.

Oh, and because it's Friday, fuck off, skanks.

So the bloom is off the crush? Every time I get rubbed down by my main manseur, Robio, it takes me about three days to come off of cloud nine. I have never wanted somebody so much in my life. The problem here is not that I am bound by marital obligation , but have that manseur/naked client relatinship. How does one tap that?

bold_n_brazen 09-23-2005 04:24 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She honestly looks like my cousin Brian.
Your cousin Brian doesn't get laid a lot, does he?

SlaveNoMore 09-23-2005 04:25 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Did you just call me Coltrane?
She honestly looks like my cousin Brian.
Can you ask Brian to send me the number for his dealer's pager?

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 04:25 PM
Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I think you're wrong.
So does this cat.
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/...21-MORGANA.jpg

Oh. My. Gawd. My Dawg has the same outfit.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 04:26 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Your cousin Brian doesn't get laid a lot, does he?
No, and he also refuses to remain in the room when a microwave is operating.

SlaveNoMore 09-23-2005 04:26 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Did you just call me Coltrane?
Baseball. I equate it to being digested for 1000 years by Sarlacc in Return of the Jedi.

It's a trap!
Southside fans truly don't get enough credit for suffering.

F the Cubs.

Hank Chinaski 09-23-2005 04:28 PM
Evacuated
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had some just this week. Which reminds me of a question that precipitation raised. So it hasn't rained all summer here (yay!), and then it rained pretty hard recently. I sort of expected the rain to make the smog downtown better, but instead there was actually a clearly discernible smog layer (of browner color than usual) visible below the clouds following the rain. And smog has been worse downtown after the rain than is was before. Any pseudo-scientists care to explain this to a smog-activity novice?
when I went to my first year in college they gave me a roommate who never showered. I mean not once. he smelled bad, of course, but after a bit I got sort of used to it, and focused on moving somewhere else the next Semester.

One morning as I lay in bed, I heard him get up, and then the sound of the shower going on. It was nice for a few moments, I could hope for better quality of life.

Then he came out and the smell was much worse, too pungent to stand. It was like he showered in shit.

I finally figured out that what happened is he washed away the outer, older, deader filth to expose the inner fresher filth.

Maybe something like that happened with the smog?

bold_n_brazen 09-23-2005 04:28 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Can you ask Brian to send me the number for his dealer's pager?
This response was much better than mine.

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 04:29 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
She had no ring, but she may have just been smart enough to take it off before trolling for guys at southern Oregon wineries.

That said, the e-mail would be innocent enough. Not "damn, why didn't we fuck?" Just "hey, did you make it to the wine bar I recommended? How was it?"

Fuck me. I'm sounding like Spanky or something. Though a Georgia accent beats the hell out of a Serbian one.
Word. I was asking dtb how one shoudl go about seducing the manseur and she suggested I call him at home. I do not have his home phone number, why would I? To that I responded, seems kind of stalkery, no? What woudl Spanky do? She said he would have already moved in.

So you are currently somewhere between SPanky and me on the stalk scale. But you get extra creepy point for being married with children.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 04:33 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Can you ask Brian to send me the number for his dealer's pager?
This is even funnier to me.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 04:34 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Southside fans truly don't get enough credit for suffering.

F the Cubs.
At least we have a real curse: the Black Sox. That billy goat shit is annoying.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-23-2005 04:34 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Word. I was asking dtb how one shoudl go about seducing the manseur and she suggested I call him at home. I do not have his home phone number, why would I? To that I responded, seems kind of stalkery, no? What woudl Spanky do? She said he would have already moved in.

So you are currently somewhere between SPanky and me on the stalk scale. But you get extra creepy point for being married with children.
Extra creepy points. Excellent. I've always been a bit low on creepy points.

Can't you just ask massage guy for a happy ending?

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 04:38 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Word. I was asking dtb how one shoudl go about seducing the manseur and she suggested I call him at home. I do not have his home phone number, why would I? To that I responded, seems kind of stalkery, no? What woudl Spanky do? She said he would have already moved in.

So you are currently somewhere between SPanky and me on the stalk scale. But you get extra creepy point for being married with children.
He's married with kids, he's not dead.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-23-2005 04:40 PM
Evacuated
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had some just this week. Which reminds me of a question that precipitation raised. So it hasn't rained all summer here (yay!), and then it rained pretty hard recently. I sort of expected the rain to make the smog downtown better, but instead there was actually a clearly discernible smog layer (of browner color than usual) visible below the clouds following the rain. And smog has been worse downtown after the rain than is was before. Any pseudo-scientists care to explain this to a smog-activity novice?
The rain eliminated any temperature inversion (hotter close to the ground) that helps to dissipate the smog through rising warm air. (this is why smog is often worse in winter) When it rained, the ground became cooler, so the smog was trapped. Since the rain didn't eliminate it all, you saw brown.

Or maybe my ass is particularly loqacious this afternoon.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 04:41 PM
The Country Blumpkin
 
A blumpkin given in an outhouse.

SlaveNoMore 09-23-2005 04:41 PM
Shoeless "Wild Thing" Joe
 
Quote:
Did you just call me Coltrane?
At least we have a real curse: the Black Sox. That billy goat shit is annoying.
Riddle me this:

When Charlie Sheen plays a Cleveland Indian, they win the World Series.

When he plays a ChiSock, they go down in scandal.

Conspiracy?


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