I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

More sensitive to what? NRBs?

Dead Horse
 

Don't just bend over. Get all the way on your knees.

TM

So, like, what is the deal with Ween?
 

As my intellectual superior Beavis used to say: "Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up."

Reality Roundup
 

As much as I find you to be a worthless, spittle wielding, namedropping, sleazoid insurance lawyer, old guy at the end of the bar with the kids, windbag, it frightens me that I was just thinkgikng about buying this tape this morning and then you post about it. It make me think that like in ten years we are going to be When Less Met Paigow. Except that I find you repulsive.

Well now I know why your FB numbers are so high. You apparently find anything attractive. Have you seen Allison's face by any chance? Heard her annoying accent? Seen her freshman fifteen college sweatshirt? She is a bulldog. And the elephant thing is completely stupid. Jee however is priceless. For the reasons you say. And I have to wonder if he and Jun might get it on at some point, bc she clearly has him whipped and has a clear need to feel attractive. Probably bc Erika's fake tits are making her feel insecure.

Another thing that is REALLY troubling me about this show is that I am now finding Robert to be strangely attractive. What is with that guy




I cannot watch this show bc I am totally maxed out on the hetero version of this genre. I will watch the next Bachelor bc I heart Fat Bobby and maybe the Bachelrette but am otehrwise done. Erin bugs me for some reason. Maybe bc her eyebrows are overplucked?

I saw the first two episodes and can no longer watch bc it conflicts with something else I am watching - apparently boy meets boy and comic. But I hav a total girl crush on Laura the friend. She is totally the type of girl I am attracted to for some reason. I knew someone who looked and acted just like her and I just had such a girl crush. Very cool chick.

uh...
 

Uh, no. Not even close. Bitch, please, thanks for playing.

TM

Reality Roundup
 

Cupid is a great show. I came across it while channel surfing and now I'm hooked. I have to agree about Laura. She's a complete uber-bitch, but somehow that just makes me want her really bad.

sf

Reality Roundup
 

I don't think Less spits.

Dead Horse
 

The balance of the quote:

"On the other hand, that does not mean that someone like me needs to compromise on the issue of marriage," he added.

QUEER EYE
 

Actually, you can. Currently they are only seeking men from the NYC metro area who have a "big event" coming up where they want to impress their SO, friends or family:

Prelimary application here (at bottom of page)

Any takers?? Nominees??

FWIW, I agree on Jai being the "gayest", whatever that means (flamboyant??), but Carson is real close... Jai apparently did a long stint performing as "Angel" in Rent on Broadway.

Web-sluts, beware
 

Spouses' on-line surveillance of their chat-room-ho wives/husbands is hot fodder in divorce court:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/tech...nfidelity.html

Just don't say I didn't warn you.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

FTFAA. Know what that means? Fuck these fucking acronyms already. I dont know what NRBs is or are. Newly razored balls?

THe answer is more sensitive to anything that comes near it..

Log Eye for the Straight Guy
 

I second TM's nomination of Ty for POTW, but I award this post my

Best . . . Re: line . . . ever.

[Edited to say: Maybe by "ever" I meant "that I can think of right now, other than the one about Paigow and skull-fucking"]

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

I thought NRBs* were pretty standard fare, in both life and common vernacular...

*No Reason Boners

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

When the stuff is hanging there -- just sitting in my shorts -- is not really the time for sensitivity. Though that does happen, which brings up a whole different kinda problem (which I now understand is called "NRB").

The theory is that if the head of your penis is rubbing on cloth all day long, eventually the head is going to be desensitized.

Comparisons to a brazilian are kinda non-sensical, unless you have a six inch clit.

Dead Horse
 

Okay, that was POTW.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Who says I dont? Not to make anyone feel insecure or anthing, but I had it surgically enhanced.

Isnt the head of your dick (I am not mature enough to say "penis") rubbing against cloth all day unless you are nekkid?

Not sure I want the answr to this bc i may be meeting you soonly and dont need TMI on the Finch family jewels.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Maybe he flips it under or something when it's cradled in the briefs so that it only rubs against other skin.

You could fix the rubbing against cloth problem by tucking/taping it up between your legs like a transvestite. Wouldn't that let it retain sensitivity?

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

It moves more in boxers. That's the main difference between boxers and boxer briefs.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

He should just tuck it into his shoe like the rest of us and stop whining.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

The solution that is worse than the problem. Thank you for confirming that women will never truly understand us. The fact that we can't understand you gals goes without saying--except this time.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Why are you shoving shoes down your pants, Bilmore? Is this one of those patch things that we city folk don't get?

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Don't you at least need a foot for this?

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Did people not take their sarcasm/mockery-detection-enhancing pills today? Sheesh (should that have either a "g" or a "j" in it someplace? I think it's a derivation of Geez or Jeez, but maybe I am wrong and being insensitive to some cultural/racial/national/religious group and it's really not all about Jesus).

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Probably more like two and a half.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

I guess using old shoes as codpieces is thrifty and economical (like all good patch people, esp. Garrison Keillor-types) but it must look awfully strange. Is there any significance to whether you use a left or right foot shoe?

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

Depends on which way you wrap it around your waist.




Left shoe for clockwise.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

I guess it just depends on how it's hanging.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

If you've ever wondered why a tailor asks a man whether they "dress left" or "dress right", now you know.

sf

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

• Sidd Finch
• Bilmore
• Coltrane
• paigowprincess

Intermittent discussion of the alleged penises of new york doll, ruth bader meinhoff, and/or ms. naughty diplomat may continue as usual.

I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
 

I always thought left shoe meant you're gay, y'know, like an earring

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Penisdesistist.

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Not really a Penis, but the Duane Peters canvas hightop is finally available.

http://store.yahoo.com/visionstreetw...nkdphitop.html

Punk'd
 

Naming this thread "Punk'd" is sick. Well done! *heavenly golf clap*

str8

Reality Check
 

As if this was ever in doubt.

not7yS

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Anti-penite

Pigot

Dickaphobe

Boner disowner

Hard-on hater

Knob lynch-mob

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Keen. On the site, you can order "old school" Gator T-shirts and decks -- weird, because he went to jail for killing his girlfriend.

Speaking of jail, what has Dirt McGirt (f/k/a ODB) been up to since his release?

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

I note you do not include yourself on the banned list.

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

Working on a project for Rocafella.

To all the ATHF fans out there
 

The bitch-please-y clothing store Hot Topic has some mediocre-looking Aqua Teen Hunger Force T-Shirts. If you don't live near a Hot Topic, you can go to their web site. The only one I'm considering getting is the ATHF crew hanging in their pool. But still not sure it's worth the $18.

On another note, what am I going to do with 24 good Springsteen tickets for Dodger Stadium? Who needs tickets!

str8

I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:
 

I'm also phallus callous dick-shun.