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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-12-2009 01:28 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 403360)
Chimps have it made. Every time I go to the zoo I envy them. Nap all the time. Eat when you want to. Make funny faces at humans. Play with other chimps. Throw your own feces. Good times. You don't see any chimps busting their balls for the man.
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...th-glasses.jpg

I dunno. I think Alan Greenspun has been busting balls for the man.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-12-2009 01:34 PM
Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 403355)
Anything involving Hank's wife certainly isn't a secret, so I'd say his secret isn't the same as yours.
She told me she didn't "kiss" and tell......not true?!!?? nwtf!!?!?!? :o:eek:

Hank Chinaski 10-12-2009 01:40 PM
Re: Twinkie Dome
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 403361)
Good riddance, shithole.

Say goodbye to that wonderful home field advantage, Twins.
2. I h8tedtwindome. I remember we were in a playoff series with them not long after it opened, and they hit a fly ball that hits the wall, so our outfielder is ready to play the karom BUT it turns out the wall was soft, more a curtain, so the ball simple fell straight down. Our outfielder is like NWTF?

Tyrone Slothrop 10-12-2009 01:41 PM
Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 403349)
His secret is so secret, that I don't even know what is secreted.

I'm so out of touch.

ETA: Why are the twin cities called the twin cities? Wikipedia did not provide a satisfactory answer. Kind of mealy.
And why are the Quad Cities called that when there are five of them?

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-12-2009 01:41 PM
Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 403367)
And why are the Quad Cities called that when there are five of them?
[etd]

nevermind........ :o:eek:o:eek:

Tyrone Slothrop 10-12-2009 01:57 PM
Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 403368)
[etd]

nevermind........ :o:eek:o:eek:
Next thing you know someone will decide that West Richland is a city and there'll be four Tri-Cities.

Fugee 10-12-2009 02:05 PM
Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 403349)
ETA: Why are the twin cities called the twin cities? Wikipedia did not provide a satisfactory answer. Kind of mealy.
The Twin Cities are Minneapolis and St. Paul. They may have started out farther apart but now they extend right up to the river border that separates them.

But this may not be the correct answer. See http://www.infoplease.com/askeds/twin-cities.html

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-12-2009 02:10 PM
Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 403369)
Next thing you know someone will decide that West Richland is a city and there'll be four Tri-Cities.
With the number of wineries in the region that I tend to visit, it seems like I see Six Cities.............

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-12-2009 02:12 PM
Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 
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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 403371)
The Twin Cities are Minneapolis and St. Paul. They may have started out farther apart but now they extend right up to the river border that separates them.
Fraternal or identical?

Fugee 10-12-2009 02:18 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 403354)
Can one of the Christian types explain the whole baptism in a river thing to me? Don't get why one would have to run down to the latest pollution infested body of running water to get dunked.
I grew up Baptist so I should know the answer but don't. Most of the Baptist churches I know about in Minnesota have their own dunk tank (really called a baptistry). Presumably this is because you don't want to go chop a hole in the ice to baptize someone in the winter but I don't know if Baptist churches in warmer climates do outdoor baptisms. In my home town the non-Baptist evangelical churches do baptisms either in the summer in one of the many local lakes or in colder weather they borrow the dunk tank from the Baptist church.

While I am expounding on baptism, the Baptist church (at least the one I grew up in), just has "adult" baptism (the person being baptized has to be old enough to ask for it and make a statement of faith), not infant baptism. It is a symbolic act and doesn't have anything to do with salvation.

I go to a Presbyterian church now where they baptize infants/children and occasionally adults. Infant baptism there seems to be doctrinally pretty meaningless. It doesn't convey salvation nor is it a statement of faith.

ETA: As far as I can tell, Presbys sprinkle, not dunk.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-12-2009 02:25 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 403374)

Presumably this is because you don't want to go chop a hole in the ice to baptize someone in the winter.......
Pussies! I was baptized into the Church of the Polar Bear in an iced over lake in Canada in January of 2002. Afterwards I drank ice wine. No pain no gain.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-12-2009 02:34 PM
Re: A-Rod
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 403300)
Sure, now he decides to show up in October.
He played well against MN in 2004 too. Look where that got us.

Glad to have won. Felt horrible for Punto. There isn't a player on MN (besides Cabrera--fuck that guy) who I dislike. Great manager, players and organization.

TM

Sidd Finch 10-12-2009 02:53 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 403357)
Believing in a virgin birth - no problem.
Not drinking alcohol despite much drinking in the Bible - no problem.
Believing four completely different accounts of a man's life as "The Truth" - no problem.
Believing in a god that would send his son to earth to be brutally murdered and then spend a weekend in hell to atone for all of mankind's sins - no problem.
Believing that said son rose from the dead - no problem.

Going to a river to symbolically cleanse ones soul - That's the part that has you puzzled?

You are a better man than I.

He likes to start with the simple stuff. After that, he gets drunk.

Sidd Finch 10-12-2009 02:55 PM
Re: No need for Vitamin E.
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 403349)
ETA: Why are the twin cities called the twin cities? Wikipedia did not provide a satisfactory answer. Kind of mealy.

Duh. 'Cause the Twins play there.

futbol fan 10-12-2009 02:56 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 403374)
I go to a Presbyterian church now where they baptize infants/children and occasionally adults. Infant baptism there seems to be doctrinally pretty meaningless. It doesn't convey salvation nor is it a statement of faith.
Oh aye, wee Presbyterian babies bound straight for hell. Sure and it's an old, old story, that is.


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