We need a re line change (Hi Paigs!)
 

That's odd, since eugenics means the opposite of diversity. Unless by diversity you mean a group of blondes with a variety of different colored eyes.

Can't we just all get along?
 

The award is for the Bilmore of the Day. No Post, Ty is bastardizing it.

FDA Approves
 

yet another gross new way to morph your face:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/12/15....ap/index.html

Wasn't that the art-rock duo with Annie Lennox?
 

Interbreeding is encouraged? This appears to be inconsistent with the unfavorable FMLA-minimum maternity leave policy, and I was told the cots in the lunchroom were for all-nighters.

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How does this work when a woman calls her a coke whore?

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Concur.

Tally ho!

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Catskills. Cats. Kills. Get it?

Hmmm. To answer your question, based on the steaming pile of crap above, yeah. I guess I do.

Waka waka waka

http://www.kermitage.com/html/charac...ter/fozzie.jpg

TM

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Please don't ever stand up for me. Then I'll definitely know I've lost...

Whore.

Slut.

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It means that the woman has internalized the sexism and misogyny of our society and is mired in self-hatred.

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Do I have to?

Well, I started with this:

"Well, that's a greeting, not a signoff, so he'll at least be a little confused."

And went on to this:

"Well, I don't really "play", actually, but I'm greeted with that at least twice daily, and no one has ever used it as "peace out". But YMMV, I guess."

Followed by this:

"I don't think it's pretentious if they're Hindu. "Pretentious" is sort of reserved for . . . well . . . . you."

And the rest was pretty much just the generic "please don't post when you're high, Paigow" stuff.

So, as to the "where you are wrong" part, I'd say, wherever you're living right now, I guess.

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Wow, and I thought it just meant that the first woman was hoping the second woman could help her find some coke...

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And the world thought marching band groupies didn't exist...

There's thousands of teenage guys out there who will be happy to know that the parents who bought them a Sousaphone instead of a Stratocaster didn't condemn them to a lonely life of celibacy.

Confidential to Sidd Finch
 

A-hem. Fancy seeing you here. Did you get the memo?

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I say! Brilliant Old Chap!

Hasta la vista baby!

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Man-pleaser!

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Lord love a duck.

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I believe you mean "self-hating sexism internalizer!"

hockey rumour
 

I post here as a last resort.
Has anyone heard about the trade rumors involving Darcy Tucker going to the mighty ducks (nooooooooooooo!!!) and Jarome Iginla going to the Leafs (yess!!)? It's buzzing about but I can find no discussion of it in print. It's like someone is trying to make me very sad and then sort of happy.

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You say that like its a bad thing.....

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You say that like its a bad thing....

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Cocksucker* Assfucker.*

* NTTAWWT

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And when they call you a race-baiting piece of shit, you can be pretty sure that you're fat.

TM

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Well, actually, given my aversion to kids, and especially the bearing them part, though also the raising them part, although not the making them part, I really meant to convey that I highly doubted Ty was in a marching band due to his lack of rhythm.

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Ah. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm peacefully enjoying my bourbon and watching an attractive skittish woman leaving with a fat pig at the end of the bar.

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I think we have a new board motto.

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BTW - use of the word "skank" by a woman does not signify that the woman has internalized the sexism and misogyny of our society and is mired in self-hatred.

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Could someone please let me know which is classier, a coke whore or a crack whore? Thanks.

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Dude. Your woman-imitation is getting worse by the day. And that's impressive, in a way.

Namas.... Oh, I'm sorry -- no one there, I guess.

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No, honey, it's not bad. It's good. Mmmmm, yeah. Really, really good, yeah, good, oh, unh, yeah, yes, that's good!

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OK, but not all fat people are race-baiting pieces of shit, right? I'm thinking the Venn diagram is one small circle almost entirely contained within a much larger circle.

I'm fearing I'm not just declasse and fat, but also a race-baiter. Maybe I can move to MN where we can hang some black people from the streetlights.

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A coke whore is classier because crack is whack.

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There are black people in Minnesota?

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Oh. Maybe y'all lynched all of them.

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No. Latroy Hawkins was traded to the Cubs.

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So they ARE still doomed to celibacy? I guess I'll have to tell the guys to call off the all-Sousaphone Barry White medley they were planning for outside your window tonight...

They won't be happy.

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Actually he left voluntarily as a free agent.

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Plus, crack killed Pookie and I was a poor white trash Pookie.

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Word.

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I don't know. I need more information. Are you really, really white? And if so, do you need something to eat five minutes after Tiger Woods is done with you?

That's no Venn diagram. That's Starr Jones sitting in Not Me's lap.

TM

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Yes yes. Of course. Either way, he's gone, which gives me some relief as a Sox fan...