Pigs Fed, Hogs Slaughtered
 

Are you trying to be funny? Shit.

Dogs and Bikes
 

This is usually a sign of trouble in the digestive system -- i.e., the food is not being fully digested -- and therefore a reason to seek help from a vet. It is not something healthy dogs do.

Dogs and Bikes
 

Yeah, I know. I quickly did the preventative stuff, he stopped doing it after a week, and it's never happened again.

Actual Fashion Question
 

My answer? Whenever you finish school (whether that be college, high-school, wha'evah).** And that's just with the toe rings. On college girl hippie chicks that plf favors, they can look sort of cool, I suppose.

The best answer for the ankle bracelet is -- DON'T EVER START!!! It never looks good.


(And funny that you should ask, because there was a woman at a department "cake celebration" for someone's birthday wearing one, and I couldn't take my eyes off it -- thinking EEEEEEEW the whole time.)



**Perhaps this is a corollary to Chris Rock's (at least I think it was Chris Rock) maxim re: Ebonics. viz. "There are two ways of talking... the way if you want to get a job, and the other way.

Dogs and Bikes
 

Board motto!

Actual Fashion Question
 

OK, can we send out that memo now? And can we send that out with the no black socks and dress shoes with shorts memo?

Edited to add - was she wearing pointy pointy shoes?

Dogs and Bikes
 

I totally encourage you to fuck, eat and sleep. Even do two at the same time. I'm just saying that the "dogs love it" justification doesn't hold water as a basis for dog-sledding for me because dogs are the kind of animals which do things they're bred and trained to do, even if those things aren't good for them. So are humans, but I think the level of intelligence and self-sufficiency of adult humans compared to adult dogs make the difference.

In the grand scheme of things, I consider dog-sledding to be more morally defensible than, say, cockfighting, dogfighting or doing TF in the ass, but it still strikes me (as the other activities do) as something that people are doing to the detriment of the animals or fans involved.

mmm

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.
 

It amuses me no end that American women of every political stripe talk about Islamic dress traditions as being repressive to women, because a culture is backward if its modesty codes apply to anything more than three inches to either side of the pudendum, buttcrack and nipples.

To these women I say: I free you from the oppression of shirts! Cast off your bonds! You have nothing to lose but your pants, and the world to gain!

Dogs and Bikes
 

Perhaps I missed something here, but what's immoral about doing TF in the ass?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Dogs and Bikes
 

Grinch, email me your suggestions. You do not expect me to actually read your posts, right?

Edited to add: we have a new board motto.

Can this marriage be saved?
 

No, but I did hear something about child molesting. I didn't have the camera on then, unfortunately. I also just learned Phelps (of godhatesfags.com) will be coming to the burg soon.

Leagl, thanks everyone for the advice here and in PM, Eaze

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.
 

No no no no no no no.

Having spent some time in Berkeley during the "naked craze" -- when the infamous "naked guy" was on TV a lot, and lots of Berkeley counterculture types were boldly following the lead of a 19 year old University student -- I can say with conviction that the people prone to accept your invitation are never, ever the people who should. Rather, they are the people clothes were invented to cover.

FB Breasticle Day was a notable, and historic, exception to this rule.


Sidd(damn, that was a good day)Finch

Dogs and Bikes
 

It's the same as dog-sledding: she may have been bred and trained to like it (even if she doesn't know it yet), but she doesn't really know what's best for her. After all, she's drinking six Bud Ices a night.

Not to suggest that I have any ill-will towards TF, or anything. I just like that banging her in the rear is such a big part of the meta-game.

Hate the meta-game, not the meta-player.

Can this marriage be saved?
 

A religious nut (holding the obligatory sign - you know the one) once called me a "homo-ette" at an AidsWalk here. The group of friends with me burst out laughing in his face and several of my friends picked it up and used it as a nickname for awhile.

Can this marriage be saved?
 

That's wonderful!


By the way, we can do an FB breasticle day again, if you want. I can do a passworded board that only specific people can see, and we have the bandwith for it.

Actual Fashion Question
 

Shame on you for going to Starbucks.

Can this marriage be saved?
 

Ah, Freddie. He loves my area too. He is known for attracting more than his share of the "god told me to kill the abomination" types. With the addition of his name, you should not just blow this off. Don't go nuts, but don't be stupid, either.

Go places at night with other people, don't open unknown packages, and stay away from lit windows. Probably no danger, but these steps are so easy it would be foolish not to take them.

Getting 'Gigli' With It
 

Another review, excerpted for your amusement, from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune (I particularly like the line about public mockery for years to come, you go J-Ho):

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"If you thought you could never, ever feel sorry for Jennifer Lopez, buy a ticket to "Gigli."

Imagine starring in a film so excruciating that it won't sink quietly, but rather be relentlessly scrutinized and critiqued and debated and autopsied. Imagine delivering a performance so out of tune with reality that it will inspire public mockery for years to come.

Now imagine that this doomed project requires you to speak these lines of dialogue, in a love scene, no less: "It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble."

In "Gigli," Lopez, her leading man, Ben Affleck, and all concerned have sailed into a perfect storm of cinematic awfulness, a lightweight romantic comedy with a bloody suicide attempt, a brain-spattered fish tank and a thumb sawed off with a plastic spoon. It's a Rob Reiner movie for psychopaths.

...

Ick, ick and ick, people. Soft-brained and inhumanly dull, "Gigli" has no pace, no drive, none of the dark animal vitality that might have made this tasteless material a guilty pleasure.

...

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Gigli

1/2 out of four stars

The setup: A blood-spattered comic romance between a thick-skulled mob enforcer (Ben Affleck) and a self-adoring lesbian assassin (Jennifer Lopez.)

What works: The theater exit.

What doesn't: Don't get me started.

Great line: Yeah, right.

Rating: R for sexual content, pervasive language and brief strong violence.

TV Land
 

Britney Spears is being considered for the role of Daisy Duke in a "Dukes of Hazzard" movie project. Ashton Kucher has expressed interest in the role of Bo. We can, of course, expect the usual de rigeur cameos by the surviving cast members (an elite club that, sadly, no longer includes Denver Pyle and Sorrell Booke).

All of which begs the question: are there any remaining television franchises that people want to see filmed as feature-length movies, or are we condemned to a bleak future that necessarily will include "Small Wonder II: Electric Boogaloo"?

TV Land
 

I could go for one WKRP movie, original cast, original music licenses, and NOT one of those stupid "reunion" shows, but an actual movie episode.

I'm betting it's PLF
 

Carly Simon Revealing Who's 'So Vain'
Winner Of Name At Auction Can't Reveal Who It Is

TV Land
 

I don't know about want to see, but I've heard that big-screen Dallas is also in the works. Hopefully they'll leave out the Bobby-dreamt-an-entire-season plot twist. Sorry for failing to leave spoiler space for any of you who missed that episode, but have it on Tivo at home.

Can this marriage be saved?
 

Oh boy.

I was calming down too.

*sigh* Can I just sit on my ass like a normal person? Noooooooo, I have to make a difference in the fucking world.

That will be great on my tombstone. Here lies Leagleaze, she died opening a package she thought came from amazon.com, but hey, she made a difference! Awesome!

On the other hand, tonight, I am going to go watch strippers at a lesbian bar. So it's all good.

I have to go get some dollar bills. And maybe a couple fives. Does a lapdance cost a lot?

TV Land
 

Does this mean Ashton will then try a country music career a la the original Bo, John Schneider?

Can we make this happen? I want to see the look on Demi's face when he breaks the news that he's going to Nashville.

Can this marriage be saved?
 

This sounds like a wonderful idea...

TITS!

Taxas
 

Don't forget, it's tax free weekend in Texas.*

-TL

*Meaning don't forget to either rush to the store to save pennies on the dollar or stay the hell away from everyone else who has already left for the mall.

TV Land
 

She'd probably think it was his clumsy way of volunteering to perform oral sex.

Gobble gobble!

TV Land
 

don't know if the original actors are alive, but a Lance Link Secret Chimp movie would be great

TV Land
 

I could go for another movie based upon the wildly popular American Idol.

"From Ruben to Clay"

I'm betting it's PLF
 

"The auction will raise money for community services on Martha's Vineyard."

She has such a big heart.

Can this marriage be saved?
 

I always thought lit was pretty harmless. Has he gone all whack-job since he stopped posting?

101 Things
 

Did anyone watch "101 things to pull out of a human" last night?
I guess it was on FOX (of course) and I heard a story about a mayonaise jar and an ass that makes me a little queasy.

TV Land
 

Was that the one on before the Bugaloos or the Banana Splits?

TV Land
 

I'm not saying that rational people want the following made into a movie, but I am surprised to have not yet heard of the filming of (in no particular order):

The Six Million Dollar Man / Bionic Woman
MacGuyver
Flipper (maybe this was done already?)
Bonanza
Wonder Woman
CHiPs
LA Law
Different Strokes
Facts of Life


Shows with solid plot bases that could be made into movies if well done, but for which the public is almost certainly not clamoring:
Eight is Enough (solid plot line for a movie, even if the show sucked)
Hill Street Blues
Cagney & Lacey

Can this Board be saved?
 

Especially now that 7/8s of those that posted are either infrequent or completely MIA posters.

Actually, it would be an excellent idea for a Board fundraiser.

not7y("Donate and see TITS!!!")S

TV Land
 

MacGyver
Flipper
Bonanza, there were two more reunion movies
CHiPs
LA Law
Facts of Life
Cagney & Lacey (There were a few more movies)


These are all reunion episodes in the last 10 or so years, except the first one. I think I've heard somewhere that they're going to relaunch MacGyver with a new actor.

Edited to add: Yeah, that's right, it's the kid from Gilmore Girls: Young MacGyver

Can this Board be saved?
 

Shame on you. Breasticle Day is already getting too commercial.

Can this Board be saved?
 

For those thinking about submitting, we had both male and female submissions (men submitted other body parts), clothed and unclothed (mostly unclothed), and all submissions were completely anonymous to all except Thurgreed, who was in charge of the receiving.

It was a glorious day on the FB.

Actual Fashion Question
 

Nothing says "any guy with a little bit of game can fuck me if they want to" quite like a toe ring.

Except, perhaps, a toe ring and having your cartilege pierced.

Can this Board be saved?
 

[insert cheap shot here]