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Atticus Grinch 08-01-2003 07:04 PM

Landover Baptist gets the last word on gay rights.
 
Quote:

They used to limit their association to deviant acts in out-of-the-way restrooms, highway rest stops and the places in Catholic churches so synonymous with rectal intercourse they are simply called “rectories.” Then, in 1969, a few Nancys pointed their flames at police cars near Stonewall Sodomy Bar in New York City, and even the nelliest of queens suddenly felt empowered. They went on a hissy-fit rampage, trying to convince the whole world it is A-OK to stuff your throbbing appendage into every hungry orifice but the right one.
Link here.

leagleaze 08-01-2003 07:06 PM

Breasticle Day
 

If I charge people to see TITS (and other things) am I now a pornographer, or is it ARRRT

Ok here we go: The first Thurgreed honorary breasticle day will be held on Friday, August 15, 2003.

Groundrules:

Well there really aren't any.

You need to email your photos to me at info@lawtalkers.com. I need them by midnight Thursday, August 14.

You will be anonymous to everyone but me.

I will in turn place the photos in a board that will only be accessible to registered people who are regulars.

*Note* I am the final decision maker on who gets access to the board. Yes, I am powerful, deal. If you aren't yet a trusted regular you have until breasticle day to become so recognized. If you are concerned whether you are a trusted regular, you can ask me, and if I say no, you are welcome to ask people to speak for you. Don't take it personally, it is just a matter of some amount of history on the board, this one or the last one.

At a minimum you are going to have to have either had a reasonable number of posts, or be known to us from the last board. And don't start posting just to get a reasonable number of posts, I am talking substantive posts. This is as a member of the fashion board specifically.

If you are a hot lesbian, you are a trusted person. Mainly because, well, I say so, and it is legal to discriminate based on sexuality :P

*The pictures posted on the board are not to be downloaded unless the person says it is ok, in which case I will note "Ok to download" on the image.*

Breasticle day will last only one day, I will close the board and delete the pictures Friday evening.

Please don't submit anything that would be illegal. I.e. just plain old shots of body parts. Whatever body part you want. No shots with things inserted in anything, thank you very much.

Clothed or unclothed. Male or female. Obviously, you must be over 21 to participate.


str8outavannuys 08-01-2003 07:17 PM

TV Land
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Britney Spears is being considered for the role of Daisy Duke in a "Dukes of Hazzard" movie project. Ashton Kucher has expressed interest in the role of Bo. We can, of course, expect the usual de rigeur cameos by the surviving cast members (an elite club that, sadly, no longer includes Denver Pyle and Sorrell Booke).

All of which begs the question: are there any remaining television franchises that people want to see filmed as feature-length movies, or are we condemned to a bleak future that necessarily will include "Small Wonder II: Electric Boogaloo"?
Well, I heard that a major Hollywood studio has in development a black Honeymooners, with Cedric the Entertainer in the Jackie Gleason role. I'm kind of intrigued.

By the way, when I was in college, I edited a publication that did a story about the death of alum Sorrel Burke, and the success of alum Charles S. Dutton. The story was called: "Hogg Dead, Roc Live."

leagleaze 08-01-2003 07:42 PM

Breasticle day
 
I have to make a slight change due to availability of a pain in my ass.

The breasticle day will now be Sept 5 which is the Friday after labor day.

Pictures need to be to me at info@lawtalkers.com by the 4th.


If you have a problem with this date email me and if it is a problem for enough people I'll move it again.

SlaveNoMore 08-01-2003 07:48 PM

Can this Board be saved?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
... all submissions were completely anonymous to all except Thurgreed, who was in charge of the receiving.
or the guy who took most of the pictures. and owned the camera.

not7y(too bad I deleted all of them)S

W.W.L.D. 08-01-2003 08:13 PM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Ok here we go: The first Thurgreed honorary breasticle day will be held on Friday, August 15, 2003.
Hoo boy. I have to say this was one of the reasons I quit posting on the FB a while back (to which I was somewhat of a significant contributor). I guess having never been in a frat, and not having a current shortage of available boobs, I just don't get it. Something about it bothers me in a "The Accused"- type way.

That said, I do the like the current format, the current posters, the posts/banter-type discourse, and the subject matter hereabouts. I will not leave in a self-righteous huff or slink away in silence (to the chagrin of some perhaps).

But, I for one, while IMO I should be entitled to access (leagle may not agree, of course), choose to abstain. And I promise not to snipe with caustic commentary at those who particpate, either as "girls gone crazy" or oglers (except for that).

<EOM>

lactation lover 08-01-2003 08:36 PM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
If I charge people to see TITS (and other things) am I now a pornographer, or is it ARRRT

Ok here we go: The first Thurgreed honorary breasticle day will be held on Friday, August 15, 2003.

WOoooHOOOOOooooo!!!!! There is a god! Goddess!!! I plan to make myself a nice jug of hot milk, close my office door and partake from start to finish!!

Any lactating lassies out there???

lactation lover 08-01-2003 08:36 PM

Breasticle day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
I have to make a slight change due to availability of a pain in my ass.

The breasticle day will now be Sept 5 which is the Friday after labor day.

Pictures need to be to me at info@lawtalkers.com by the 4th.


If you have a problem with this date email me and if it is a problem for enough people I'll move it again.
I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!!!

leagleaze 08-01-2003 08:48 PM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Hoo boy. I have to say this was one of the reasons I quit posting on the FB a while back (to which I was somewhat of a significant contributor). I guess having never been in a frat, and not having a current shortage of available boobs, I just don't get it. Something about it bothers me in a "The Accused"- type way.

That said, I do the like the current format, the current posters, the posts/banter-type discourse, and the subject matter hereabouts. I will not leave in a self-righteous huff or slink away in silence (to the chagrin of some perhaps).

But, I for one, while IMO I should be entitled to access (leagle may not agree, of course), choose to abstain. And I promise not to snipe with caustic commentary at those who particpate, either as "girls gone crazy" or oglers (except for that).

<EOM>

Mock away, it's half the fun. But please don't huff away, and yes, you would be able to see, if you want. But I'll leave you off the list, if you prefer.

SlaveNoMore 08-01-2003 08:52 PM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

W.W.L.D.
Hoo boy. I have to say this was one of the reasons I quit posting on the FB a while back (to which I was somewhat of a significant contributor).
And you were?

Quote:

I guess having never been in a frat...
Sorry. I feel for you.

Meanwhile, despite Gary Trudeau's recent attempts to disparage both his own [and both 41 and 43's] fraternity...

DKEs once, DKEs twice....

notanSAE

blueballs 08-01-2003 08:59 PM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And you were?
A "significant contributor" can only mean one thing, Sock of Penske. His schtick has taken a turn a for the worse.

ias_39 08-01-2003 09:39 PM

Coltrane on Running
 
Originally posted by Sparklehorse

Quote:

I didn't know what the unspeakable words besides the n-word were either (and no one answered the other posters' earlier queries).

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Quote:

Spic. Wet Back. TM
Amateurish for someone of your talents. There's far better than that:

'bama yard ape
bamboo coon

SlaveNoMore 08-01-2003 09:49 PM

Sock Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by blueballs
A "significant contributor" can only mean one thing, Sock of Penske. His schtick has taken a turn a for the worse.
Shut up, you Gardener wannabe.

not7yS

ias_39 08-01-2003 09:53 PM

Sock Day
 
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

Quote:

SlaveNoMore
Pain in Leagl's Ass[p]not7yS
So that's why leagl's mattress is waist high.

Atticus Grinch 08-01-2003 10:15 PM

(MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul)
 
Currently ranked #1 in searches on WordSpy. (n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle.) Earliest known citation: November 15, 1994. It's older than the FB itself.

Also on WordSpy, I found a coined word that summarizes a concept I've been discussing with a couple friends who teach high school. They complained that their students were surprised and outraged that they couldn't simply re-submit failing papers with the suggested corrections, or retake failed tests --- in other words, take a Mulligan on all their failures. My theory was that video gaming had evolved a student culture in which problem-solving and experimentation risks would readily be undertaken, but firm and permanent consequences objected to, because video games permit do-overs until you complete the level. Turns out, a term was coined by the Mainichi Daily News in 1996 --- "reset generation." Wish I'd thought of it.

lookingformarket 08-01-2003 10:30 PM

TV Land
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bridge of love
don't know if the original actors are alive, but a Lance Link Secret Chimp movie would be great
Lancelot Link Secret Chimp. I prefer to let Mr. Link keep his dignity.

Penske_Account 08-01-2003 11:12 PM

Sock Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Shut up, you Gardener wannabe.

not7yS
Amen brudda!

Gattigap 08-01-2003 11:26 PM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze

Please don't submit anything that would be illegal. I.e. just plain old shots of body parts. Whatever body part you want. No shots with things inserted in anything, thank you very much.
Bilmore, I think this is a subtle hint for you to avoid submissions involving the "shoe" thing, including, um, anything you might put in it.

bilmore 08-02-2003 12:08 AM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
Bilmore, I think this is a subtle hint for you to avoid submissions involving the "shoe" thing, including, um, anything you might put in it.
I have to wonder if these people have even READ the Constitution of the United States, Article I, Section 9, paragraph 3.

pretermitted_child 08-02-2003 12:51 AM

Can this marriage be saved?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Anybody have any advice on how I can keep myself safe from the crazy homophobes who I filmed protesting this weekend? Apparently they are...perturbed with me, they know who I am because I testified against them last year and I'll be doing so again this year. And now my family has me all paranoid about it.

I wish I was even half joking about this one.
Weren't you thinking about moving a while back? Now would be a good time, maybe. :eek:

pretermitted_child 08-02-2003 01:56 AM

Can this Board be saved?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Especially now that 7/8s of those that posted are either infrequent or completely MIA posters.
If there's a bright side to the absenteeism, it would be that the board is more ketchup-friendly.

p(Nice title, btw. Does this mean that you've unsquicked Leagl about the whole anal thing?)c

Jack Manfred 08-02-2003 04:15 AM

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
First Victoria's Secret airburshes out all nipples and pubic hair shadows...
Now the day 10+ years ago where I picked a Poly Sci class over an Art class in college comes back to haunt me.

I concur with the poster who noticed Penelope Cruz's angle problem. From some angles, she is stunning; from at least two angles, she is homely. Salma is 360 degres of sex appeal.

Reese Witherspoon is not sexy. The Sports Guy has covered this before.

Puft Daddy 08-02-2003 08:45 AM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
blah blah ... trusted regular ... blah blah
Isn't that oxymoronic /
don't you think?

P (regular, thanks to lots of fiber, but neither trusted nor "a" regular) D

leagleaze 08-02-2003 12:36 PM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Puft Daddy
Isn't that oxymoronic /
don't you think?

P (regular, thanks to lots of fiber, but neither trusted nor "a" regular) D
If you were a trusted regular, you wouldn't think so.

:rolleyes:

ABBAKiss 08-02-2003 01:48 PM

Angelina upset about nipple loss
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...howbizquirkies Apparently she is distressed they removed her nipples from some pictures.

What a sin!

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/64453.jpg


http://www.ananova.com/images/web/64462.jpg


I think maybe I need to go see this movie.
I just wanted to see these later on when I catch up. Thank you. Screw Nick. Back to Angelina.

ABBAKiss 08-02-2003 01:55 PM

Gay marriage and the Pope.... Whaaaaaa????
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If so, how do you disguise the moment? Cough or sneeze, I take it?
Bitch please. Throw head back, gasp audibly, allow subtle body shivers. Repeat. When satisfied, run hands through hair while sighing and licking lips. Throw hair over shoulder, smile slyly, stand up, and leave the courtroom.

Edited because I forgot how to spell "throw."

ias_39 08-02-2003 02:24 PM

Can this Board be saved?
 
Originally posted by slave

Quote:

slavenomore
Pain in leagl's ass

Originally posted by pretermitted_child

Quote:

p(Nice title, btw. Does this mean that you've unsquicked Leagl about the whole anal thing?)c
He's done more than that. Judging by her title, she's expecting.


And abba, "trick, please" sounds better, especially as Snoop says it.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-02-2003 02:45 PM

Gay marriage and the Pope.... Whaaaaaa????
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Bitch please. Throw head back, gasp audibly, allow subtle body shivers. Repeat. When satisfied, run hands through hair while sighing and licking lips. Throw hair over shoulder, smile slyly, stand up, and leave the courtroom.

Edited because I forgot how to spell "throw."
Just be careful you don't perjure yourself the next time you're on the stand.

ABBAKiss 08-02-2003 03:12 PM

Can this Board be saved?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ias_39
And abba, "trick, please" sounds better, especially as Snoop says it.
Three things:

1) It's ABBA. All caps. I am *that* important.
2) And you are?
3) Bitch please. I'll be the judge of what sounds better.

:rock:

(By the way, who will take my picture for the upcoming event?)

Shape Shifter 08-02-2003 03:57 PM

The Ring
 
For the woman who puts the "ass" in "class."

http://www.perfectcollectibles.com/j...&noor=0&test=0

str8outavannuys 08-02-2003 08:09 PM

Awww, you shouldn't have
 
My 30th birthday is going to be Breasticle day? Cha-ching!!

str8.

pretermitted_child 08-02-2003 09:58 PM

Yet another reason why business casual should be year-round
 
Power-dressing businessmen could be increasing their risk of eye disease by wearing their tie too tight, research claims.

ltl/fb 08-02-2003 10:36 PM

The Ring
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
For the woman who puts the "ass" in "class."

http://www.perfectcollectibles.com/j...&noor=0&test=0
I think the white crystal bagets on either side of the pink cubic zirconia add a classy touch.

andViolins 08-03-2003 10:53 AM

breasticle day
 
I can only, um, assume that all mods are of course trusted regulars?

aV

Adder 08-03-2003 11:28 AM

BigChurch.com
 
Does a christian dating and singles site seem at all out of place on the FB to anyone else? (except, of course, for Fugee).

Shape Shifter 08-03-2003 11:44 AM

BigChurch.com
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Adder
Does a christian dating and singles site seem at all out of place on the FB to anyone else? (except, of course, for Fugee).
Well, the website says something about being free, easy and anonymous, so I suppose it fits.

Anne Elk 08-03-2003 12:06 PM

The Ring and Ketchup
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
For the woman who puts the "ass" in "class."

http://www.perfectcollectibles.com/j...&noor=0&test=0
The Inside Track girls from the Boston Herald reported that the relationship may be on the rocks. Apparently Bennifer went on one of his binges ina strip club in Vancouver and invited several of the ladies back to his place for a night cap. Jen was not amused. I'll try and find the link.

Link to Boston Herald article here

Saw Bruce Springsteen last night, very disappointing show. Played all these moody, dark songs that no one seemed to know (except for the 200 or so people in the pit area). I'm curious, when did the spririt of Jerry Garcia take over Bruce? Every song turned into a bizarre extended jam with the extended flourish finish. You know, the crescendo of sound, exaggerated guitar strum punctuated by the drums. The finishes alone went on for minutes.

As for Angelina's nipples, the one on the right (her left) appears to be pointing in an unnatural direction.

Breasticle Day?! I'm scared.


Anne
Not looking forward to the Monday after vacation

Edited to add link.

leagleaze 08-03-2003 12:17 PM

BigChurch.com
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Adder
Does a christian dating and singles site seem at all out of place on the FB to anyone else? (except, of course, for Fugee).
Indeed. I found it quite amusing when it started appearing.

W.W.L.D. 08-03-2003 01:56 PM

Breasticle Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Mock away, it's half the fun. But please don't huff away, and yes, you would be able to see, if you want. But I'll leave you off the list, if you prefer.
Boss baby!! Bring on the flapjacks!!

Just Kidding.

ias_39 08-03-2003 02:04 PM

What Dita von Teese are you?
 
What Dita are you?


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