What Dita von Teese are you?
 

What the hell is a Dita?

I seem to be a nude Dita, whatever that means.

And Anne, you should be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

What Dita von Teese are you?
 

I'm a Vintage Dita. Should I be afraid of that too?

TV Land
 

Too bad Eddie Murphy doesn't fit the physical part of the Kramden role. . .

"Norton, I've been watchin' you."

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History Lesson
 

The history of the space toilet.

"All solid wastes get instantly freeze-dried and de-odourised. They are then brought back to Earth for analysis and disposal."

How about that?

BigChurch.com
 

I'd use it, if I were single.

But I think some of you who are single should try it. We Christians don't bite (well, not much at least).

Dita and Breasticles and stuff
 

I apparenly, am Fetish Dita. Although there was a needs to put oneself in a cross-dressing mindset, so I wouldn't rely on the results.


In other news, I'm thinking that this year it should be Breasticle And Brazilian Day. But then maybe that is so 2001.

Lastly, what kind of moron studio exec thought it would be a good idea to re-make Freaky Friday?

Gym Mirrors Leave Women Exhausted?
 

A study shows women who don't exercise regularly leave gyms more tired and less relaxed if they work out looking in a mirror. The effect is not correllated to satisfaction or disatisfaction with body image.

What to call it?
 

So I was reading Savage Love and came across an article discussing what to call it when a woman performs anal sex on a man.

Given our prior discussions I figured some of you might find it amusing.

I did.

http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/ar...asp?ArtID=4080


And the result is...

http://www.thestranger.com/2001-06-21/savage.html

This one seems familiar, I am not sure if we had it listed here before, but it puts the new word choice to use.

http://www.thestranger.com/2002-03-21/savage.html

What to call it?
 

Interesting, though the phrase "Bob" has some potential problems. As Savage puts it:

"Bob is good. I like bob. But I was concerned that people named Bob might have a problem with it, so I called my friend Bob, a married man with three kids. Did he think Bobs would have a problem with BOB becoming a commonly accepted term for woman-on-man ass-banging?"

Here's hoping that the vote is --- well -- a straight up-or-down exercise, and that none of the Bobs out there become concerned enough about the moniker to suggest changing it to, um, "NotBobbing."

I'm too lazy to find the column, but the results of the reader poll overwhelmingly picked "pegging," as I recall.

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

Bitch, please. I think the board agrees that I am mainly correct in saying that somebody who ONLY bangs asian chicks has a fetish. Unless of course they are asian bc you cant fetishize yourself. Atty, I love you to death but, bitch, please.


Dont worry, I will limit the number of posts I reply to as I ketchip after another fabulous weekend in the Hamptons.

Coltrane on Running
 

Why is running a passion for you? What is the attraction? The endorphin rush? Bc if that is the case, why cant you just run four or five miles instead of a million like you do? I run about five every other day and love the endorphin rush (bc my goal is to spend as much of my life in an altered state as possible) but I wouldnt say its a passion. This I do not get.

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.
 

Pubic hair shadows??? If this is like a five oclock shadow I have to ask, how is this possible? Dont these gals shave or wax before a shoot?

Thank god I dont have a black coarse bush. gross.

BreastDay
 

Why have this on a Friday in August when the only people here will likely be Purse Junkie, Threashers Fan, E/O and Burger? I missed the first one and will miss this one too. This is just wrong.

Can this Board be saved?
 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

BreastDay
 

I am so incredibly disappointed to hear this.

Next time, forward us your calendar so we'll be sure to cater to your schedule.

Coltrane on Running
 

Can I infer that you're stupid because you went all the way back to post the specific request for someone to answer which slurs started with an "S" and "WB?" If you posted the request, why would you assume that I wasn't being creative enough instead of just answering the question?

But your racist response is noted.

TM

What to call it?
 

I thought it was commonly referred to as "The Ralphie Treatment."

TM

Breasticle day
 

That date works for me. The first one did not (I am sure you are all relieved).

And now that I have a digital camera, I promise to participate.

Angelina upset about nipple loss. And she's not alone.
 

I think (based on nothing, really) that they mean, like with the nipples, they airbrush the raised outline that might show through whatever you are wearing by virtue of your bush having some bulk over top of the rest of your skin, however minimal.

In the VS catalogs, I believe it means airbrushing the see-through aspects of the panties, though I thought underwear models had to wax it ALL off.

BreastDay
 

Okay, I'm in!! Bring on the flapjacks!!


Just kidding, sort of.

Breasticle day
 

Works for me, too.

Slave, meet me in the bathroom with the camera. You know the one.

BreastDay
 

Sheesh. I leave early on Friday and my ass takes a hammering (totally intended ;) ) and now I get accused of hanging here on Fridays. Well, at least I suppose that means that I am not on Paigow's ignore list.

The TF Ass - Is both charmed and mortified that the topic of it being fucked is so amusing to some. I will certainly let everyone know if it ever happens. I know that the hubby would never be "pegged" because he is certainly more of a tight-ass than I am.

TV Show Movies - I agree on WKRP. I loved that show and seeing the fountain from the intro was the highlight of my years in Cincinnati. "They're falling to the ground like bags of wet cement." "I never knew that turkeys couldn't fly." Sticking out in my mind is the one where Les Nessman mispronounces ChiChi Rodriguez.

Breasticle Day - If I thought I could get around to the assfucking thing before the Day I would send a picture. Yeah, right, you sick pervs. In any event, I do not have the nerve to post a picture of the TITS and probably would not count as a regular anyway so it would be unfair for me to view the others. Anyway, I already said I am a 38DD so it would be like you guys viewing mug shots when there are 15 white guys and one black man -- duh, which one is TF?

Reset Generation - When my 5 year old son needs a break in the action (like when we are tossing the football around) he yells "pause." I figured he got it from the video games but I didn't realize that it was a common thing.:D

QESG - I was watching this weekend and hubby wandered in. I tried to explain. He wondered if any of the Fab 5 were lesbians (he had not seen them all yet and only knew that they were gay). He watched a bit, saw a commercial for BMB and left the room after asking "what the hell is up with Bravo?" One of my favorite moments from the weekend was: "There is a hooker in Trenton who is looking for her shoes."

Ben and Jen - Gigli took in $4million which means that there are half a million people who need to have their breeding licenses revoked. This flick will make money in video release only because people will just have to see how bad it is. E! (proper use of the exclamation point) ran a show on Ben and Matt. It might be old news but I am still betting that J-Ho's interference in that relationship will be the death of it all -- especially because Ben and Matt should get together and stop individually making shitty movies.

Nipples - I think that anyone should be allowed to show as much or as little as he/she wants provided that those showing more than arms, legs and skulls must get references from at least three strangers to vouch for the fact that the general public can stand to see what you want to show.

Musings - Someone recently said that Gods and Generals sucked. I watched it this weekend and loved it. YMMV of course because I love all war flicks and especially Civil War ones.

Not that anyone asked.

edited to add the nipples comment.

BreastDay
 

you have 500 posts.

BreastDay
 

I was having trouble with the "substantive" requirement.

Sympathy? Anyone?
 

Troubled boxing champ Mike Tyson, once estimated to be worth at least US$300 million, has filed for bankruptcy in an attempt to bring some order to his finances, his lawyer said on Sunday.

Tyson, currently facing assault and disorderly conduct charges stemming from a scuffle in a Brooklyn hotel in June, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Manhattan on Friday, according to his attorney, Debra Grassgreen.

The one-time heavyweight boxing champion - who served three years in prison in the mid-1990s on a rape conviction and was suspended from professional boxing for biting the ears of heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield during a 1997 bout - opted for bankruptcy after years of financial mismanagement and free spending habits that burned through hundreds of millions of dollars in earnings.

According to media reports, Tyson amassed and spent between US$300 million and US$500 million.

"As a professional fighter, who relied on others to manage his affairs, he discovered that his debts far exceeded his assets," Sunday's New York Post quoted Grassgreen as saying. "Now, he has taken the lead in bringing order to his financial affairs."

Coltrane on Running
 

there is an old pseudo-psych book called "Positive Addiction" that is about the only psych book I ever read. It premised that an hour a day of certain things can have great emotional benefits. One activity was running, because you can get to "runner's high" which is at least somewhat close to an open mind not directed to much in particular, sort of a zen thing. anyway, the book states it as complicated theory because he had to cover a few hundred pages. Simply running lets you empty your mind of everything but the next stride. then ideas come in. I find a good run helps me focus/solve all sorts of legal/personal issues. this is why running with headphones or a partner doesn't make sense, both fill your mind. so if done right it can be a passion.

BreastDay
 

I can't follow the tv/movie stuff, but your posts are often long

What to call it?
 

Too bad. Mom would have been so proud.

Sympathy? Anyone?
 

I would pay good money for the reality TV show, "Mike Tyson's Money Management". During the pilot episode, Iron Mike discovers what happens when you write a check for a Bentley and don't have money in your account. Overdraft charges, lawsuits and general hilarity ensue!

Can this please happen?

edited to fix typo. oops.

Coltrane on Running
 

Although I feel confident that Paigow can speak for herself, I believe she already understands the running high. I think she wants to know, if she can get high on a 1-hit, why Coltrane needs to smoke the whole bag. Or something like that.

And I run with headphones and still get the cleared mind effect. I just happen to like tunes as part of my buzz.

Sympathy? Anyone?
 

He's already a busy rapist, cannibal, and past-his-prime boxer. Now we expect this already-overburdened multi-tasker to be able to count as well?

It's too much pressure for any one man, I say.

BreastDay
 

Taken together with the re: line, this statement is pretty funny.

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Coltrane on Running
 

I agree. Great emotional benefits. Although I've read recent studies that haven't shown a correlation b/w running and and increases endorphins. I wish I had a link to the article. It basically disproved the so-called "running high". However, while it may not be physically drug-like, it definitely clears the mind. It's very cathartic in the sense that you have time to yourself to just think, and at the same time you're physically purging yourself of all of the bad things you put in your body the night before by sweating all of it out. Nothing cures a hangover like a 10-miler. Additionally, I've found that I need less sleep and have much more energy when I'm at my peak. And I quit smoking three years ago b/c the two do not go hand in hand. Damn I miss smoking. I was so cool then...

All that said, it can wear on you. Especially if you race a lot. This year is the first in a while that I'm not running the Chicago marathon. Partly b/c I'm TIRED, and partly b/c I'll be running Boston in '04.

There are some costs to long runs though. Shrinkage. It's like taking a 20 minute FREEZING shower. Direct quote from the girlfriend after an 18-miler: "What the hell happened to it??!!"

History Lesson
 

Actually, I heard they're sent directly to the makers of Sanka.

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Coltrane on Running
 

I don't get that semi-euphoria feeling until about mile 9.

I think the whole bag is smoked for competitive reasons and not body-chemical reasons. Anyone who played sports in HS/college probably misses just COMPETING (phyisically), and trying to bill more hours than the guy next door to you doesn't do it for many people...

Coltrane on Running
 

Wow, That was really well said. Thank you. That pretty much sums up m y position. Though I would toss in this business about "a passion for running". What is that? Its something you just do. Its not like redecorating or anything with creativity or skills or anything that involves emotion. You just put one foot in front of the other.

And speaking of passion, I dreamt that I took up knitting rather passionately- but making rugs, not sweaters. Is that knitting? GWNC, what does this mean? I am getting old? I should go into the rug making business?

Coltrane on Running
 

I get the semi euphoria after about four miles but at about five miles, my knees start to hurt, so I guess I smoke anoubt a nickel bag. The first three miles are torturous unpleasantness and just trying to find that rhythm Half the time I want to bail until mile 2. Why does my euphoria kick in so much earlier than yours? Is it all the drugs I did?

Coltrane on Running
 

10th Grade English:

Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Man

Man vs. Himself


It's not creative at all. But I think that's the point.

Coltrane on Running
 

Running euphoria is a lot like a heroin euphoria - the more you do, the more it takes. The chronic runners just keep going longer and longer, looking to regain that same rush that they used to get with a small dose. Eventually, there is no more rush, just dependancy, but stopping is impossible.