Poll
 

too Rocky for you?

Poll
 

I never saw The Godfather. I don't get it.

Finding Nimmer
 

Sorry, I just had a bootlegged copy. It was in aramaic. No mention of reaching for Nimmer that I could tell.

Just wondering...
 

Speaking of the horny state some of us find ourselves, I have succumbed to my urges and have been doing a little early evening indiscriminate web surfing at work and stumbled onto a couple of sites devoted to camel toes.

Apparently given certain recent fashion trends of Britney Spears et al of the world wearing shorts that are so tight that one’s labia can be discerned as a proverbial camel toe through the fabric is a way to attract men. One of these sites even had a how-to for accentuating your camel toe, including exercises whereby one stretches the labia by attaching weights to it through piercings and enhances the affect with deep tissue massage (the latter of which sounds sort of nice). Another site suggested applying a homemade vacuum pump to the labia to create fuller more defined lips.

Now I am nothing if not a fashionista but is this something women are really doing? Or that men are looking for? Certainly my cleavage gets me plenty of ooglers but do I want to put a camel toe out there for the men to drool over?

Thoughts?

Just wondering...
 

While I generally look askance at such personal grooming type posts, I will offer one piece of advice. Bunny Slipper type labs can be difficult to keep in a Natori G-string.

d(but I reserve judgment about what one can pack into a Cosabella thong based on a recent shopping excusion with Momddeuced)deuced

Just wondering...
 

Kobe roast beef?

Just wondering...
 

You forgot the beer.

Just wondering...
 

Bunny Slipper type labs? I'm sure you could slip a hyphen in there somewhere. dtb?

Just wondering...
 

A hyphen is not a phallic symbol, except for the least well-endowed amongst us.

Just wondering...
 

In junior college I took philosophy because the chicks digged that scene and one class was devoted to a discussion of the hypothetical, suppose you were offered the chance to become an all powerful living wizard god. An immortal among the unwashed masses. The hook was three rules, (a) No sex; (b) No masturbation; (c) No orgasm. Alot of people got scared by the question but celibacy like this isn’t so scary. I said I would take the chance because if I was an all powerful wizard god I could simply invoke Bill Clinton’s definition of sexual relations and still get blowjobs. And the orgasm part was harder but if I was all powerful I could just change the definition of “orgasm” or go back in time before the rules was made. (hi atticus!)

Just wondering...
 

While I do not normally deign to reply to such unpalatable subjects, as I am the slut-you-can-take-home-to-mom, I will elaborate. You can probably slip a hyphen into a Cosabella thong but most certainly not the Natori G-string.

d(If you have found this helpful, I can also provide you with some delicious recipes from mom ddeuced, cutie)deuced

An open letter to Paigowprincess (and various other socks under her control):
 

In the past, several of us have repeatedly suggested to you that perhaps you should not be posting on this website since you claim not to trust the integrity or the motives of the Lawtalkers administration.

Because of your continued behavior, this request has now become a formal demand. Unanimously, on behalf of all of the Lawtalkers administrators, if you no longer trust the integrity of one or any of us, then you should leave this site immediately and close all of your account(s).

Any further posting activity from you, under any any name, will indicate your express agreement to comply in all respects with the TOS and an immediate end to the baseless and defamatory accusations you continue to level at the administration.

Signed,
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EvenOdds
Mister_Ruysbroeck
SlaveNoMore


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An open letter to Paigowprincess (and various other socks under her control):
 

Good one SS, but your ass is sure to be banned now.

Why, Bilmore?
 

From the various and sundry tales of the Baggettes' bodily injuries, I'm assuming you know the answer to this question:

Why do even the most minor head injuries bleed so freaking much?

An open letter to Paigowprincess (and various other socks under her control):
 

In case there is any doubt on the matter, this sock is what it says it is.