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nononono 09-23-2005 05:52 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Depends on who the someone is, of course.

On second thought, no it doesn't. It's not creepy, no matter who it is.
Even a non-work situation? (For work, being resourceful is expected, but for personal stuff (other than the "drugs are ready for pickup NOW" call, you don't want to be freaky.)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-23-2005 05:53 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Typing the words "Ping Pow" into google yields this as the first result -- possibly the stupidest fucking thing the internet has ever seen. How fitting.

http://www.sfdt.com/flash/movies/5819.html
Ping Pow! surrenders to ZING!

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 05:54 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have started a Tee Shirt company. Here is our newest one

I'm Not In Anger Management. I'm Thurgreed
PotD!

str8outavannuys 09-23-2005 05:55 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm permadrunk. I've got that dry drunk thing going. I feign sober contemplative give-a-shitness by frowning and furrowing my brow. For some reason, if you stare really hard a lot and look pissed off, people think you're incapable of slackerness.

I wish I could rewind to exactly the point where my personality split and I became a full on fraud. I don't actually "understand" or "get" anything I do. I mimic, use nuggets of knowledge and a few acquired skills, and sort of will myself through my career like some Walter Mitty disaster. I need to go to your Coast. I am waaaay too full of shit for the East Coast.
You're unconcsciously channelling Petros Papadekis, who dubs his Friday radio program, you guessed it, "I'm a Fraud Fridays". Other days are:

"Goodbye Blue Mondays"
"Tired of the Lies Tuesdays"
"Up with Hope Down with Dope Wednesdays"
"!Jueves Gigante!"

For those of you who don't know Petros, he was a captain of the 1998 USC Trojans, and now does color on Pac-10 college football games, as well as having a highly amusing sports talk radio program here in Los Angeles. I think he's an up-and-coming national star, despite having a face that looks, well, kind of like he used to be a blocking back for a major college football team.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 05:55 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I can always use the tee shirt I made you to get pity fucked

I Jack The Sack. NTTAWWT
Ah. I bet it hurts the spinster when she has to come back with the old "I'm pretending you don't have someone" quip.

TM

Gattigap 09-23-2005 05:58 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
You're unconcsciously channelling Petros Papadekis, who dubs his Friday radio program, you guessed it, "I'm a Fraud Fridays". Other days are:

"Goodbye Blue Mondays"
"Tired of the Lies Tuesdays"
"Up with Hope Down with Dope Wednesdays"
"!Jueves Gigante!"

For those of you who don't know Petros, he was a captain of the 1998 USC Trojans, and now does color on Pac-10 college football games, as well as having a highly amusing sports talk radio program here in Los Angeles. I think he's an up-and-coming national star, despite having a face that looks, well, kind of like he used to be a blocking back for a major college football team.
Plus, the family runs Papadakis, a good Greek restaurant in San Pedro.

Carry on.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 05:58 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot understand the hurt and scorn you feel bc you are not Jennifer Koppelman JAPPY. Is it somehow related to your needing to be seen by the internet people as some kind of insatiable sex kitten as evidenced by your pathetic avatar?
Maybe your shirt ideas just suck.

TM

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 05:58 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe. But there isn't even a signal in your posts not to read it. They all suck.

TM
That's true. And the rest of yours, except for the Yankee posts, are all really good. I especially like the ones where:

-you pick one poster, usually a newber, or Paigow, and insult them based on no other rationale than I am cool kid and your not;

-translation posts. Memo: they.have.jumped.the.shark.too.

-I lust Halle Berry posts;

-XYZ (Hollywood stars) are all lame etc etc.

-reminiscing about breasticle days past.

taxwonk 09-23-2005 05:59 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Never happen. Big names will always make big money. A big name gives a movie instant credibility to the sheep out there who will go see any Julia Roberts movie because if she's in it, it must be pretty good. Same with all the advertising. I was just making a distinction about high-end clothes designers. If your shit is already high-end, why spend all that money on Kate Moss. Sign some no name to a long, cheap contract and she'll be a big name in no time based on her link to your brand.

But your post reminds me of the thoughts I often have of what I'd do if I were somebody (in this case, a big name director or producer). I would find young, unknown acting talent and sign them to a contract in which I would give them a significant role or two in my movies. In exchange, I would make them sign over 10% of their earnings on their next five (or whatever) projects, since they would be benefiting from the exposure I'm granting them. How could this not work? A hungry actor would sign anything to be in a big movie and get their careers rolling.

Actors are suckers.*

TM

*I don't know what that makes me, but I can't wait for you guys to tell me!
Sam Goldwyn or Luois B. Mayer. Unfortunately for you, SAG now pretty much prevents this from happening, although I'm sure that plenty of young talent gets fucked over under the current system as well.

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 06:00 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Question on creepy calling etiquette:

If someone calls and doesn't leave a number but says will call back, is it creepy to call back the number that shows up on the phone screen?
No. Assumption of the risk of caller ID by the non-message leaving caller.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 06:03 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
That's true. And the rest of yours, except for the Yankee posts, are all really good. I especially like the ones where:

-you pick one poster, usually a newber, or Paigow, and insult them based on no other rationale than I am cool kid and your not;

-translation posts. Memo: they.have.jumped.the.shark.too.

-I lust Halle Berry posts;

-XYZ (Hollywood stars) are all lame etc etc.
Looks like you remember mine. All I can remember of yours is stupid shit about the Clintons.

Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
-reminiscing about breasticle days past.
That ain't me.

TM

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 06:06 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ping Pow! surrenders to ZING!
But "Ping! Pow! kicks zings's ass.

I did not know Slave was into Stick Figure Death Theatre. He probably got into it from Less.

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 06:08 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ah. I bet it hurts the spinster when she has to come back with the old "I'm pretending you don't have someone" quip.

TM
Well, a beard is less itchy than a hurrishave.

taxwonk 09-23-2005 06:08 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I meant skank in an endearing way. On the internet, I, myself, am something of a skank. That said, I'm still not giving you a blumpkin. Isn't Wonk in the neighborhood?
You can't give me a blumpkin, either, asshole.

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 06:10 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe your shirt ideas just suck.

TM
Yes. They suck. They are also stupid.

Now why don't you Donate Me Off the Board. I can send you the charity information.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-23-2005 06:10 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ping Pow! surrenders to ZING!
Ahh, but the first Google hit on Zing gives you this:

Important Notice from Zing

We regret to announce that Zing has gone out of business.


Ping! Pow!!, indeed.

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 06:12 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Typing the words "Ping Pow" into google yields this as the first result -- possibly the stupidest fucking thing the internet has ever seen. How fitting.

http://www.sfdt.com/flash/movies/5819.html
I didn't invent that one.

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 06:13 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ahh, but the first Google hit on Zing gives you this:

Important Notice from Zing

We regret to announce that Zing has gone out of business.


Ping! Pow!!, indeed.

Chai. Tea. Latte. Keyboard. Just as you were getting all Spanky on me, I lvoe you all over again.

"Ping! Pow! indeed.

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 06:17 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Even a non-work situation? (For work, being resourceful is expected, but for personal stuff (other than the "drugs are ready for pickup NOW" call, you don't want to be freaky.)
I stick with assumption of risk. fwiw. ymmv.

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 06:19 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Looks like you remember mine. All I can remember of yours is stupid shit about the Clintons.
I call bullshite. Without citing anything, i know that you know that I know that you remember some of my great sock scams, my song parodies and my 100000th post on Infirm. Also my other lesser K race victories.

LessinSF 09-23-2005 06:19 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) I of course did not read this bc you cannot admit your wrong and its like lending money to a crack addict.
Your retarded.

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 06:20 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ahh, but the first Google hit on Zing gives you this:

Important Notice from Zing

We regret to announce that Zing has gone out of business.


Ping! Pow!!, indeed.
"POTY!

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 06:21 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes. They suck. They are also stupid.

Now why don't you Donate Me Off the Board. I can send you the charity information.
And the its off the t-shirt business. And the blogosphere!!!

SlaveNoMore 09-23-2005 06:36 PM
Pass the Vodka, Part Deux
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ahh, but the first Google hit on Zing gives you this:

Important Notice from Zing

We regret to announce that Zing has gone out of business.


Ping! Pow!!, indeed.
http://www.tourlinegolf.com/images%5...ser-Putter.jpghttp://www.le.ac.uk/arthistory/images/pow.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 06:41 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, a beard is less itchy than a hurrishave.
You should get your back waxed, then.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 06:44 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes. They suck. They are also stupid.

Now why don't you Donate Me Off the Board. I can send you the charity information.
Sounds like someone is getting upset.

Why should I pay you to leave? You'll throw a fit soon enough and leave forever for a few weeks again.

TM

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 06:46 PM
Pass the Vodka, Part Deux
 
I think someone has a new, really enormous avatar.

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 06:47 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You should get your back waxed, then.

TM
Is it as painful as it looks?

Penske_Account 09-23-2005 06:48 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sounds like someone is getting upset.

Why should I pay you to leave? You'll throw a fit soon enough and leave forever for a few weeks again.

TM
Hank is paying us to stay. $5K!!

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 06:50 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sounds like someone is getting upset.

Why should I pay you to leave? You'll throw a fit soon enough and leave forever for a few weeks again.

TM
I am really upset. but don't flatter yourself. It woudl seem that my very favorite candle in the world, has gone AWOL. I have even tried ebay but its not on there. Sultana by Fresh. Anyone know where I might find it?

Also, soeone bought me a turquoise necklace and earrings. WTF?

str8outavannuys 09-23-2005 07:03 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Plus, the family runs Papadakis, a good Greek restaurant in San Pedro.

Carry on.
Is it any good? I've been wanting to try it. His dad is certainly quite the character. Mmmmmmm, tasty greek food. The feta, the tzatsiki, the baklava, the spanikopita. Mmmmmmm.

By the way, as someone who's first exposure to spanikopita was in the college dining halls, it took me a long time to realize that this dish might not be completely disgusting.

Same pretty much goes for all mexican food other than tacos, which Torontonians see once in a great while. GWNC can vouch for the fact that Toronto pre 1990 was a Mexican food wasteland.
It pretty much still is.

str8outavannuys 09-23-2005 07:06 PM
White Sox
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Chai. Tea. Latte. Keyboard. Just as you were getting all Spanky on me, I lvoe you all over again.

"Ping! Pow! indeed.
I hate to "2" a PP, but I got sugar-free redbull all over my keyboard. Zing has gone out of business; that sounds like a They Might Be Giants song. In a good way.

Anybody else have the They Might Be Giants DVD of kids songs/videos? Brilliant stuff. Evan's gonna be reading in no-time.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 07:08 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
I call bullshite. Without citing anything, i know that you know that I know that you remember some of my great sock scams, my song parodies and my 100000th post on Infirm. Also my other lesser K race victories.
It's been a long time since those days, hasn't it? Now we get "2" or "ping pow" or some other insurgency crap. Granted, back then, your socks posted all the crap, so I guess you had more substance. Maybe that's the problem.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 07:12 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is it as painful as it looks?
I bet it'll be worse for you. I can pluck.

Don't wear fur! Fur is dead!

TM

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 07:14 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's been a long time since those days, hasn't it? Now we get "2" or "ping pow" or some other insurgency crap. Granted, back then, your socks posted all the crap, so I guess you had more substance. Maybe that's the problem.

TM
Do you really want to do a Whose Glory Days Are The Least In the Past contest?

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 07:15 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am really upset. but don't flatter yourself. It woudl seem that my very favorite candle in the world, has gone AWOL. I have even tried ebay but its not on there. Sultana by Fresh. Anyone know where I might find it?
Candles can't go AWOL. (That talking candle might be a sign of other problems.)

http://www.fresh.com/Merchant2/merch..._Code=00000052

TM

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 07:15 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I bet it'll be worse for you. I can pluck.

Don't wear fur! Fur is dead!

TM
I am so throwing red paint on your white mink jacket at Sebbypalooza.

Oh shit, thats Yom Kippur. I can't go.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-23-2005 07:15 PM
Speaking of philandering bastards
 
Due to my extreme boredom and work-aversion, I glanced over at infirm for the first time in ages. Goddam infirm FB is hoppin', including multiple posts from that newber, nononononononon, Not Bob (which tells you a lot about what he does when he goes out of town for "depositions"), Chef, and even Count de fucking Monet. Didn't see anything about toe-curling, though.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-23-2005 07:17 PM
You know the scene, very hum-drum
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you really want to do a Whose Glory Days Are The Least In the Past contest?
No. You miss the point. Again. I would rather Penske post some good song parodies or something other than "ping pow" to every one of your lunatic ramblings.

TM

paigowprincess 09-23-2005 07:19 PM
Kate Moss
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Candles can't go AWOL. (That talking candle might be a sign of other problems.)

http://www.fresh.com/Merchant2/merch..._Code=00000052

TM

Like I didn't try that? THey have been out of stock forever. Can't get them at any of the places you used to be able to get them which leads me to conclude that they are DISCONTINUED. Had you gotten a whiff of these candles, you would understand the upset factor of all of this.

BUT, I did just buy the last eight at Barneys NY. :rock:

You've been hepful.


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