How Would Jesus Park?
 

Well at least my k.d lang boxed set (no pun intended) makes more sense now.

Britney's Backside
 

Breathtaking Britney Spears just about bares it all for the September issue of British Elle, wearing nothing but the shortest shorts imaginable, unless you also count the jewels in her pierced belly button.

Inside the pages, Britney's backside is revealed by photographer Mark Abrahams. Spears sports a little angel tattoo on her lower back and as beautiful as Britney looks in the spread, Elle admitted the photos were retouched. This not uncommon for magazine covers, what is uncommon is that the publication is not covering up that fact.

In the article, Britney showed she's still upset with how Justin Timberlake handled their break-up, from his interviews, to his "Cry Me a River" video, which featured a Britney look-alike. Spears said: "Freakin' horrible. You know what I mean? It was hard for me that he was so exploitative. Every interview that he did, he was talking about us in such an open way and I just felt, 'Is nothing sacred any more?'"

So on Britney's new CD, which is due out in October, don't expect any lyrics counter-attacking Justin. She said: "I'd never do that."

Straight Eye for the Lesbian Girl
 

Another important element is that the guys in question WANT to be "improved," and as you know, many lesbians look the way they do not because they don't know how to dress better, but because they are explicitly rejecting larger societal notions of feminine attractiveness. They view their appearance (or lack of attention to such matters) as a sort of political statement.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

Um - can I watch?

Straight Eye for the Lesbian Girl
 

I know I know, but really...Subarus? Wallets with chains? A mass of keys clipped to the pocket? If there is a fashion hell, sometimes I think I am in it.

And how in the good Lord above's name do you explain mullets? Political statement or not, there is no excuse for mullets. Thankfully, I don't see them too often any more.

I ask you is there anything wrong with wearing a pair of fuck me heels? I say no. A THOUSAND TIMES NO. And clearly most lesbians agree, at least when I wear them they seem to have no problem with it. Perhaps THEY are engaging in the very same sort of judging of feminine attractivenesss they so decry, oh yes, those sapphic hypocrites. HYPOCRITES I SAY!

A lot of that is where I live, I know. I really should just move.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

You kinky little lesbian.

Of course you can.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

str8, dude, why so uptite? What wormed its way up your booty?

Straight Eye for the Lesbian Girl
 

Truer words were never spoken. You rarely see them here anymore either, but I once spent an extended business trip far far from either the East or the Left Coast, in a town with a single gay bar. On the plus side, the lesbians and gays actually mingled, but on the down side, it was a sea of bad hair. The women all had one of two haircuts: the mullet, or the mudflap. Two HUGE women, both in flannel shirts and work boots, one with mullet and the other with mudflap, approached me very politely and asked me if I was lost.

I heart leagl.

Britney's Backside
 

Britney is so September 10th.

I mean, I haven't really followed Britney too closely, not my cuppa tea, but I get the sense that, regardless of her inherent character, she has been corrupted by the typical amoralistic Hollyweirdos who run the biz that she is in.

My advice would be that she needs to clean up her act, although odds are she is ruined for life. All in all, she's a terrible example for the pre-pubbie young girls who idolize her.

speaking of which, does anyone even find her sexy?!? (although I'm betting str8outtathevalleyofthepornoblondes will come to her rescue). For my money Kelly Clarkson, the American Idol, makes Britney look like the Casting Couch Neo-Porn Media freak that she is and soon was.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

I think it's because you made fun of TV.

Oh, and here's a cool movie clip.

Straight Eye for the Lesbian Girl
 

Learn their history and seem them again in "American Mullet," the movie that bills itself as "The most important hair documentary every made."

http://www.partyintheback.com/

Invitation hell.
 

Silly boy, even the most orthodox Mos don't wear the garments for the three S's: showers, sports and sex.

tm

True Confessions
 

Please tell me that your reading comprehension is not actually that poor.

By the way, what is your avatar? Is that the Coors light guy drinking on top of the mountain or something like that?

True Confessions
 

Dammit, I knew I should have gone with my initial response[1]. You women are so hard to figure out, except when you're getting depo'd. And you have to figure it all out to get to the depo stage. At least things are clear from there.

[1] "You." [point at womam] "Here." [point to lap]. The guy I knew in college who did this said it worked about 10% of the time, about 10% resulted in some sort of boyfriend altercation, about 10% resulted in slaps, and the remaining 70% were just looks of disgust or eye rolls.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

So, my TiVo never really records stuff because it thinks I might like it, even though I have that option turned on. Is it just not interested in helping me out? Do I have so much stuff set to record that I never even watch that it just figures that it's not worth its time?

Also, what is with all these programs that run over the alloted time? NBC seems to be a prime offender, and this is not earning me any points with people when I try to show off my TiVo (sure, sexy young thing I am trying to date, let's set my TiVo to record for Who Wants to Marry My Love or Money Island, and you can come over and watch it.) I feel like a real asshole when my little demonstration ends up with the last two minutes of the program cut off.

Finally, do any of you jokers have some sweet-ass HDTV that wasn't too expensive? I might very well get a bonus or a raise sometime in the next 12 months, and I would be violating the creed of all young single male BIGLAW lawyers everywhere if I didn't have that money spent before I actually had it in hand. I know that this is not a real FB question, but it's like coming to the oracle: it knows all.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

I can't help with the other requests, but my guess on the shows running over thing with NBC is that the network is trying to make people watch it and Tivo whatever else they were going to see. A little network blackmail. That is assuming that you would be watching one thing while another records, which is (usually) a flawed assumption in my case. I think that Neilson ratings only pick up scheduled tv viewing and not stuff that you are taping to watch later. Also advertisers don't want to pay $$ for spots that will be fast-forwarded. I think it really sucks and I'm a little surprised that NBC viewers haven't raised enough of a stink to make them stop. Of course I haven't written a letter to the network or anything, so there you go...

And while we are on the subject of tv (oohh, love tv), I watched Paradise Island tonight (flipped between it and FLoM - neither were recording) and...

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OMG, what a crazy melodramatic show! That Toni woman (who I have hated on a couple of other reality shows now) was unbe-freakin-leivable. "It's just my time now. I promised [whatever the guy's name was] that I would look after my girl and protect her..." These people are freakin train wrecks! The Salon article on this subject (which I read earlier today, prior to viewing) was spot on. They've managed to throw all this dramatic flair into whether or not a person gets to stay on vacation for another week. Guess what, folks? Once you get home you are free to see these other buffoons as much as you want! You could even take a trip together to some other tropical locale if you want to!

That said, I'm sure I'll watch again. I must have voyeur tendencies. Which is why I would be happy to view others during bresticle day, but I will not be sending a picture of mine. I'll let you closet exhibitionists (un)cover that end.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

You said that the state of TV in 2003 is poor. I take that personally. TV is so much better now than it was even 5 years ago, let alone 20, that it's hard to believe it's the same medium.

I spend more time with my TV than I do with anyone except my fiance and my secretary. Please do not insult the current state of TV, especially reality programming. I don't know you outside of your TV-hating posts, but that one was a doozy.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

Your memory is probably full. You can a) delete some of your saved programs; or b) figure out a way to get more memory (either changing your quality options, or buying added memory, which I think is pretty easy to find on the internet but you have to know something about technology to install. If you keep your saved programs to a minimum, you'll get the homo quilting and sewing shows saved that I get to look forward to when I get home (thanks to my fiance putting in seasons passes for Curb Appeal and Trading Spaces)

You can set your recording options on your seasons pass to record a certain number of minutes before and after the program is scheduled to end. That's always a good idea wrt MTV shows.

I heard that the prices should be coming down dramatically in the next few months. Every >30" TV will have HDTV built in.

Str8

Britney's Backside
 

Britney is not my dream girl, but she's several hundred thousand places on my laminated list above Kelly "Big Backyahd" Clarkson. I suspect that if a poll was taken among the male het populace of this board, it'd be Fleetwood Mac city! I'm talking Landslide baby!

str(channeling Dick Vitale for no reason)8

How Would Jesus Park?
 

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How about me? Don't forget I'm a kinky lesbian too!!

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

Ouch! As a kid I mistakenly dove into an empty swimming pool, if you can believe that. Damn, that smarts!

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

I can watch about 3 straight hours of Headline News if Rudi Bahktiar is anchoring. FWIW, fyi, for the record. NTTAWWT.

Get UR Freak On
 

I know I'm posting awfully late in the game here, but am I the only one concerned that Atticus fancies himself an expert in movies starring pre-teen girls?

And drhathaway, I liked Punch Drunk Love, but I haven't come up with a coherent defense of the film as yet. I do like the notion that (1) many Adam Sandler fans sat through a pretty experimental film, and (2) P.T. Anderson saw Adam Sandler and thought to himself, "Yeah, normally I work with guys like Bill Macy and Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but I'd like to try to make a movie with someone who has the acting chops of a community theatre understudy."

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

Don't know about prices, although they have been coming down. But not "every" 30"+ TV will be HDTV. After some time in 2004 (IIRC), every TV over 36" must have HDTV tuners built in, and in 2007, all TVs must have a tuner built in.

1) That doesn't mean that the TV must itself be HDTV, just that it can receive signals.

2) you don't need an HDTV tuner to see the higher quality. For example, DVDs will appear much better on an HDTV station.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

1) I think we need a little different spoiler space for BB4 bc I want expecting spoilage on a show that hasnt aired yet. That said, you just eased my decision on whether to watch boy meets boy, bb4 or last comic standing. the fucking paigow trifecta of favorite tv shows all on at the same time.

I have a question re BB4- they said only 3 contestants were over thirty. I know Erika and Jack are, but who is the third? Dana appears to be about 40 and Robert appears to be about 42. As fir tge vote off, it would appear that it is gonna be a 3 to 3 tie with the Bulldog casting the deciding vote. Or will the 3 boys vote off Dana bc they dont wnat to alienate Jun without an e bc they know Dana is toast? ANd Jee still wants her?


As for Last comic, those odds are fucked. Tess was speaking gibberish. I could not understand half of what she was saying, and Dat was very funny. ANd all of Asia america is gonna vote for him. The only things hurting him are overexposure and Ralphie. I am close to asking you how I can bet on this except that I still think Ralphie should probalby win, especialy if the obese-americans vote for him, which is like three quarters of the country.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

Yes, you can watch too, but make sure to wax your legs first please.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

We're over tivo.

At the recommendation of our uber-tech friends, I picked up a time warner cable dvr.

Yowzaa.

It's basically as easy as using my cable box. It doesn't cut off strangely timed shows. It captures every second of PTI and the weirdly scheduled NBC fare.

I love the built in picture in picture and the ability to record two live shows and watch a third.

All this for $9.95 a month.

E/O

e/o, you can make that check out to paigowprincess
 

Please let this be true. http://www.peoplenews.com/news/index.php?id=2591

spree: as predicted and bet upon by moi, jlo and "mr. lo" split, and apparently he has realized that jLo doesnt have the market on pussy.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

Where does one get this thing? How much does it cost to buy?

Invitation hell.
 

Invites: they're coarse pigs and lucky if you get their vulgar asses a card. If you do want to get 'em a gift anyway, buy them the cheapest thing you can find at Tiffany's that they'll still put in a prestigious blue box for you and they will like that just fine.

Lingerie: If you don't want to freak out her dowdy relatives with anything remotely sexual, get her the same demure-yet-pretty white satin robe that everyone else will get her. Or perhaps a ladylike pastel. Include a gift receipt.

e/o, you can make that check out to paigowprincess
 

I was about to post the same story from the same source. That's really creepy.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

Headline news has been unwatchable -- UNWATCHABLE -- since they changed the format. It's become a fucking coffee klatch with some USAToday news-tidbits thrown in.

Is this Rudi Bahktiar naked or something?

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

I picked it up from the cable company.

It costs nothing.

Bennifer and J.Lo
 

I guess I am on Paigow's ignore list.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

Does Time Warner own Comcast by any chance?

Bennifer and J.Lo
 

No. You didnt mention JHo ripping off the Pink Diamond Ring she has flaunted in our faces all these months. That's the coup de grace for me. Ironic since Ben has found other pink dont you think? The whole thing was very symbolic. I can feel Matt Damon's huge sigh of relief all the way over here. The witch is dead.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

I think you can't reach the lower parts of your legs and have no idea what your feet look like anymore.

TM

e/o, you can make that check out to paigowprincess
 

First I love the image that the words "mid flounce" create in my mind. Second I don't think I have ever seen someone referred to as lantern jawed twice in one article before. Third, I'm shocked. SHOCKED that it is over. I should send flowers. :eek2:

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

Nope.

My mother has comcast so I checked into their offerings. Their dvr is in beta this summer, so they should roll it out in a few months.

True Confessions
 

Are you always this annoying?

TM