How Would Jesus Park?
 

I had an avatar for Bilmore- thjat shot of him toasting me with the beer. I can still find it for him if he wants it.

Sebastian needs an image from a John OHara book and I think Coltane should have a bottle of nair.

(Note: I deleted your double-post, as it wasn't even funny the first time. not7yS )

How Would Jesus Sock?
 

Good guess. Actually, I am the technologically-challenged puppetmaster. It's been rather tiring keeping up with my multitude of avatarless SPs, but I'm glad it's finally out.

-TL

How Would Jesus Park?
 

But there's a difference between saying something seemingly nasty to family or good friends, and saying it to people you don't know, or barely know. The former will know your intentions, and know you.

I used to train with a group of African-American martial artists. All very intense, very skilled, very proud people. The things we said to each other I would never say to a stranger, or accept from a stranger. We told jokes I wouldn't tell on a public bus for fear of getting assaulted or branded a racist.

All of this was tame compared to the way my family interacts. Sheesh -- Italians, we show our love by fighting.

I agree that Americans are hyper-sensitive, but contrasting interactions among the general public with those among family members is comparing apples to oranges.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

1. I don't think (and never said that) Americans are hyper-sensitive. I love America and Americans. I think they're fan-tas-tic. Why else would I work my ass off and go through masses of red tape to immigrate here? I was pointing out to leagl that what she viewed as cattiness, I viewed as a hallmark of the way a particular culture interacts. Purely as an example, I used my family - because, as you may know, cultural hallmarks often show up in family interactions. It was an example, as I stated - nothing more, nothing less.

2. I do not see British behaviour as some kind of model of behaviour to be emulated. Did you see them when Diana died - there is a lot of repressed emotion over there just dying for an outlet. I was just drawing attention to what I saw as a cultural difference. There are good things to be said about American culture - and sometimes good things to be said about having a stiff upper lip.

that is all.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

This sentence is like a traffic jam when you're already late...

How Would Jesus Park?
 

likewise with dental care

How Would Jesus Park?
 

I don't write like Hunter and I've only kayaked once.

It's possible that I have children. Somewhere.

I used to have an avatar, but I figured since I turned everyone else's off, I should turn mine off as well...

How Would Jesus Park?
 

Ya' know, it just occurred to me yesterday, after reading some post, that, when I told you that I saw you as Maude, and you accepted that view, you might have been thinking "Maude Lebowski".

That wasn't the one.

Maybe you already knew that, but just wanted to clarify.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

I remind you of your wife?

How Would Jesus Park?
 

bridge of love has me on ignore? wow.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

i don't even know how to put someone on an ignore list. my location assumes i am on many people's ignore list. I like you from politics board if i do an ignore list i wouldn't put you on it.

I will not rest . . .
 

Worry not, my brother. My comeback is just around the corner. Really.

britney pic
 

Someone posted b/f about Britney in the Sept. 03 elle - uk. A pic from that shoot:

http://members.fortunecity.com/oops1...pears48001.jpg

aV

How Would Jesus Park?
 

awww, I don't have you on ignore either. I was commenting that I have no avatar and yet was not included in your list of people without avatars. Because the world revolves around me.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

(I couldn't find an avatar or smiley-face or whatever you call them adequately expressing my reaction to that, so we'll just let it pass.)

No, I meant



http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...aze/maude1.jpg

Edited to fix image - Leagl

How Would Jesus Park?
 

Damn that's harsh. Funny. But harsh.

Fem-ale
 

Now, I've heard it all. How about beer that doesn't taste like piss?

LONDON, Aug. 5 — British beer-makers should brew a real ale directed at women, the chairwoman of the Campaign for Real Ale said on Tuesday. Paula Waters said the British brewing industry had become too set in its ways and the number of women trying real ale had declined. “SOMEONE IN the industry needs to lead the way by launching an all-new beer aimed at women — the world’s first Fem-ale. This will help dispel the myth that beer is strictly for the boys,” Waters said on the first day of the Great British Beer Festival in London.
CAMRA said its research showed more women would be willing to try beer if it was presented in more stylish glasses than ordinary pint pots.
“Just look at the beer drinking culture in Belgium. There is a wide range of fruity Belgian beers that are served in stylish branded glasses and you see a large number of women drinking these traditional styles of beer in cafes and bars,” Waters said.
The annual Great British Beer Festival runs from Tuesday to Saturday at London’s Olympia. Organizers expect some 45,000 visitors.

Fem-ale

How Would Jesus Park?
 

Well, I have news for you. I was in a chatroom pretending to be a man and I met your wife who was cruising for some action. Unfortunately , she sent me her pic.

http://www.vgernet.net/tpelkey/benny...ages/hill2.jpg

How Would Jesus Park?
 

did you mean Maud Adams? I think that you are dating yourself with reference.

ABBAmuff
 

DO you recall the name paigow? The only woman that I am aware of that is connected with Angelina Jolie is Jenny Shimizu. Here is a pic:

http://www.laeyeworks.com/noshock/faces/shimizubg.jpg

aV

How Would Jesus Park?
 

Damn. And the bitch stole my hat, too.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

Well this should put a smile on your face. Here you are, in your special "western outfit" that you only wear in Vegas talking to the fluffers for the SD blowjob show. which one is the guy?

http://www.vgernet.net/tpelkey/benny...ges/cowboy.jpg

Is your dog named Checkers?
 

I believe you, I really do.

Just as I fully expect to wake up on November 3, 2004, pick up my Christian Science Monitor, no offense, and see the headline, "The Comeback Kid II, Gore Wins in a Landslide", with a below the fold reference to an article in the sports section detailing Mike Tyson's next tri-belt title defence, I also fully expect that you will be back.

britney pic
 

Damn, is that the touched up version? She looks pretty lumpy to me.

ABBAmuff
 

I read recently that Angelina had hooked up with Kylie Minogue's boy-toy. Link to story here

Edited because I can't spell.

Just Who Is the Boss?
 

Well, obviously it is not W.W.L.D. because Tony Danza is on tour .

Censorship Is Good
 

The Sun reports 'American Idol' champion of the civilized world Kelly Clarkson has been banned from singing the note "high C" on TV shows.

Apparently, camera crews have complained her powerful, yet oh-so pleasing, voice can damage microphones when she hits this note.

But the crews are safe for the moment – Kelly has strained her vocal cords and is trying to soothe her throat with olive oil.

Aaaaaaahhhh.

Just Who Is the Boss?
 

I have a problem with this line from his bio - Perhaps best known for his loveable sitcom personas, Tony Danza is indisputably one of America’s most popular performers.


Indisputably? Really?

And I don't know what WWLD's reference means, because as far as I know he always plays someone named "Tony". It did make me think What Would Latka Do?

Just Who Is the Boss?
 

What's With Larry David?

ABBAmuff
 

No way can he remotely compete with Jenny Shimizu. She is both an ex-model and an auto mechanic. Cool!

britney pic
 

See, that's what I was thinking - but I stopped from commenting to prevent the wrath of all of the Brittney/Selma lovers out there.

britney pic
 

I thought it too but stopped from commenting after looking down and seeing the crumbs from lunch still on my keyboard and a little on my pants.

That treadmill cannot come soon enough.

And speaking of that, I have tennis sneakers (four pairs), aerobics sneakers (1 pair), kick around sneakers (two pairs) and "cross trainers" (1 pair). Do I need special sneakers to walk/jog on the treadmill or will one of these eight pairs work?

britney pic
 

Um, I don't think so. I know a jealous beeyotch when I see one. Unless of course "lumpy" means "nice round ass".

britney pic
 

WHere the HELl are you coming from?!?! THere may be things to complain about with her, but from a same-sex is sexxy perspective, I don't think her looks is one of them. I get the impression that a lot of you guys bitching and moaning about her looks couldn't get your dipsticks wet in a whore house with hundred dollar bills hanging out of your dockers' pockets.

I am amazed that she's still a virgin though.

britney pic
 

She's not. And I am missing a few hundred dollar bills.

britney pic
 

See, I've always refrained from responding to your posts, thinking that if I didn't poke the pig I wouldn't get hit with shit. Guess I was wrong.

Reading comprehension lesson for the day: when I said I stopped from commenting after noticing my own shortcomings, I impliedly recognized that commenting would be an indication of a jealous beeyotch. Therefore, no comment, no beeyotch.

Plus, you don't have to be jealous of someone's good qualities to still point out the bad qualities. Sometimes pointing out the bad qualities is just pointing them out. Not everyone measures herself and her worth by comparison to others.

*edited to satisfy my inner timmy - everyone takes the singular - "em" will never show up in my posts.

Just Who Is the Boss?
 

Now you can stop living in doubt and denial. I signed you up to recieve the newsletter from here.*



*I didn't of course. First I have to inform you regarding my privacy policy.

britney pic
 

Are you all on crack? She doesn't look skeletor but she does look fantastic--and probably would even without the airbrush.

Hey--I'd love to slam that talentless ditzbag Brit, and do, whenever a legitimate opportunity arises. But on this one, I honestly can't.

britney pic
 

What the hell is your avatar? It is pretty much the worst one I have ever seen.

britney pic
 

That is pretty much the most intelligent post you ever made. Cheffie would be proud, if he were here.