LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Well here is a downer, the news broke a month ago that she had sex with Justin Timberlake.

Edit: Shape Shifter was first, but mine was more informative.

drhathaway

08-05-2003 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by reba
What the hell is your avatar? It is pretty much the worst one I have ever seen.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7350/

And I note that yours is particularly original.

purse junkie

08-05-2003 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by reba
That is pretty much the most intelligent post you ever made. Cheffie would be proud, if he were here.

paigow, is that you?

paigowprincess

08-05-2003 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by drhathaway
See, I've always refrained from responding to your posts, thinking that if I didn't poke the pig I wouldn't get hit with shit. Guess I was wrong.

Reading comprehension lesson for the day: when I said I stopped from commenting after noticing my own shortcomings, I impliedly recognized that commenting would be an indication of a jealous beeyotch. Therefore, no comment, no beeyotch.

Plus, you don't have to be jealous of someone's good qualities to still point out the bad qualities. Sometimes pointing out the bad qualities is just pointing them out. Not everyone measures herself and her worth by comparison to others.

*edited to satisfy my inner timmy - everyone takes the singular - "em" will never show up in my posts.

Criminy. Do you not recognize an SD satire when you see one?

drhathaway

08-05-2003 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Criminy. Do you not recognize an SD satire when you see one?

Guess not. Help me out with some smilies next time.

paigowprincess

08-05-2003 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by drhathaway
Guess not. Help me out with some smilies next time.

If you dont get the joke, I cant help you. I dont do smilies. If I have to rely on emoticons, then my work is too cryptic, too dephic or it just is over the head of some. I will take that risk. Bc I am an artist.

str8outavannuys

08-05-2003 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by drhathaway
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7350/

And I note that yours is particularly original.

Dr. Hathaway, are you wearing makeup?

Fugee

08-05-2003 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Damn, is that the touched up version? She looks pretty lumpy to me.

Lumpy? Huh? You have have succumbed to the lollipopization of the entertainment world. I you think that is lumpy, no wonder most Hollywood women are starving themselves.

Gattigap

08-05-2003 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you dont get the joke, I cant help you. I dont do smilies. If I have to rely on emoticons, then my work is too cryptic, too dephic or it just is over the head of some. I will take that risk. Bc I am an artist.

I imagine that the smilies are hard to paint when flying towards the canvas in the leather harness, eh?

W.W.L.D.

08-05-2003 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by drhathaway
Guess not. Help me out with some smilies next time.

I think we all need a lesson from "Wordy Rappinghood" by the Tom Tom Club:

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words in papers, words in books
Words on TV, words for crooks
Words of comfort, words of peace
Words to make the fighting cease
Words to tell you what to do
Words are working hard for you
Eat your words but don't go hungry
Words have always nearly hung me

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words of nuance, words of skill
And words of romance are a thrill
Words are stupid, words are fun
Words can put you on the run

mots pressX, mots sensX,
mots qui disent la vit?mots maudits, mots mentis,
mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Its a rap race, with a fast pace
Concrete words, abstract words
Crazy words and lying words
Hazy words and dying words
Words of faith and tell me straight
Rare words and swear words
Good words and bad words

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words can make you pay and pay
Four-letter words I cannot say
Panty, toilet, dirty devil
Words are trouble, words are subtle
Words of anger, words of hate
Words over here, words out there
In the air and everywhere
Words of wisdom, words of strife
Words that write the book I like
Words won't find no right solution
To the planet earth's pollution
Say the right word, make a million
Words are like a certain person
Who can't say what they mean
Don't mean what they say
With a rap rap here and a rap rap there
Here a rap, there a rap
Everywhere a rap rap

Rap it up for the common good
Let us enlist the neighbourhood
It's okay, I've overstood
This is a wordy rappinghood, okay, bye.

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

He'll stop ... Don't stop ... Stop.

drhathaway

08-05-2003 05:22 PM

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I know you don't do smilies. I know your work is too cryptic. I know your work is too dephic (?). I know your work is just over the head of some. Hence my (sarcastic) point about the smilies. Guess I should have used the winking one. If I used them.

:brick: And now I do. See what you've pushed me to?

notcasesensitive

08-05-2003 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Well here is a downer, the news broke a month ago that she had sex with Justin Timberlake.

Edit: Shape Shifter was first, but mine was more informative.

Cry me a river.

drhathaway

08-05-2003 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Dr. Hathaway, are you wearing makeup?

As a matter of fact, I just reapplied.

Now, someone tell me about treadmill shoes so that I can work out my lumps and stop being a satirical jealous beeyotch.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

08-05-2003 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by drhathaway
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7350/

And I note that yours is particularly original.

I was confused too. Doesn't that picture (of the same actor who played Professor Hathaway in Real Genius) come from the Die Hard movies?? Same guy played that asshole Geraldo-wannabe Thornburg, right??

W.W.L.D.

08-05-2003 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Cry me a river.

Is this satire, parody, wit, mockery, sarcasm, word-play . . . or, is this, uh . . . because there has been a bit of confusion lately . . .

Atticus Grinch

08-05-2003 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Now you can stop living in doubt and denial. I signed you up to recieve the newsletter from here.*

Mexican folklore tells us that each sitcom character dies not once, but three times. Once, when the series is cancelled. Twice, when USA drops it in syndication. And three times, when the last piece of fan fiction is posted on the web.

Tony Micelli, you were too beautiful for this world.

Austintatious

08-05-2003 05:35 PM

men & women & women

Explain this to me:

A friend called last night to admit that he is having an affair. Bad.
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women. Unbelievably, horribly stupid.

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

Austin(One woman at a time is waaaaaaaay more than enough.)tatious

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

08-05-2003 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Austintatious

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

You have to ask? To quote the famously annoying, locally-produced chewing gum ad slogan: "Double your pleasure, double your fun..."

Shape Shifter

08-05-2003 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Austintatious
Explain this to me:
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women.

I think Leagl will need to explain this one.

NotFromHere

08-05-2003 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Austintatious
Explain this to me:

A friend called last night to admit that he is having an affair. Bad.
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women. Unbelievably, horribly stupid.

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

Austin(One woman at a time is waaaaaaaay more than enough.)tatious

classic case of second baby syndrome. this guy's afraid that he'll never get any booty again - probably slept with the first when his wife was in her last months of hugeness and the other one was just for good measure - she probably wasn't very good looking, but showed some interest and he was ripe for the picking. He's probably just now realized that his "single living days of carousing with the guys" are officially over, and is just trying to recapture his younger days.

It was either have an affair, or buy a Porsche because now he'll be forever stuck with the minivan.

bilmore

08-05-2003 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Austintatious
Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

'Cuz then you're not the only target?

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

08-05-2003 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

And I don't know what WWLD's reference means, because as far as I know he always plays someone named "Tony".

IIRC, on the "I Love the 80's" VH-1 series segment on "Who's the Boss", Marilu Henner said she and other "Taxi" alums used to kid Danza that every character's name he played was named "Tony" because he was so stupid that he wouldn't answer to any other name...

drhathaway

08-05-2003 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I was confused too. Doesn't that picture (of the same actor who played Professor Hathaway in Real Genius) come from the Die Hard movies?? Same guy played that asshole Geraldo-wannabe Thornburg, right??

He apparently always plays an asshole in many movies.
Website with list of 28 movies he's in
Not sure which movie it's from, but I pulled the picture from here . It was the best one I could find when I signed up.

I apologize both for the confusion and for having the worst avatar.

Sparklehorse

08-05-2003 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
Lumpy? Huh? You have have succumbed to the lollipopization of the entertainment world. I you think that is lumpy, no wonder most Hollywood women are starving themselves.

It's not that I think she has a bad body -- in fact I think she has a hot body. My comment had more to do with the airbrushing than her; I should have made that clearer.

But your are right, I am undoubtedly affected by the insanity of our culture with regard to women's weight. I resist but am not immune by any stretch.

leagleaze

08-05-2003 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think Leagl will need to explain this one.

Hem hem:

Men want to be with two women, because I quote, "Two women together are fucking hot dude."

evenodds

08-05-2003 05:48 PM

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Your friends are weird.

I still think you should have told him last night to end the affair, stick with his wife and kids, and just suck it up.

My advice was to tell him "You are the least important person in this situation." The most important people are those little girls and his wife.

Sparklehorse

08-05-2003 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by drhathaway
As a matter of fact, I just reapplied.

Now, someone tell me about treadmill shoes so that I can work out my lumps and stop being a satirical jealous beeyotch.

Are you planning to run? If so, get actually running shoes. Otherwise, the cross-trainers should be okay as long as they're not too worn out. Rule of thumb: If you wonder if they are worn out, they probably are. You're a lawyer, can't you afford a new pair of shoes??

Shape Shifter

08-05-2003 05:52 PM

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Really, is it more stupid to have a threeway? If the dude's gonna cheat, he may as well shoot the moon. Hell, the extra partner should be a mitigating factor - you know, he wouldn't have cheated but for the opportunity of a THREEWAY.

(I think the gentlemen of the jury, at least, may buy it)

ABBAKiss

08-05-2003 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Austintatious
Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

Rest assured that the threesome as more than a sexual affair will fall apart soon enough. If it is just sexual, with absolutely no emotions attached, it may last a while. But in terms of emotional attachment, nothing lasting will form with the threesome (although he may gravitate toward one or the other, or the two women may gravitate toward each other). Do not tell the wife.

Edited to add: And obviously end the affair.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-05-2003 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by drhathaway
He apparently always plays an asshole in many movies.

Looks to me like he has a lantern jaw.

Atticus Grinch

08-05-2003 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by drhathaway
He apparently always plays an asshole in many movies.

I thought he was kind of hapless and endearing in "Ghostbusters."

Ray: Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!
Mayor: Is that true?
Venkman: Yes, Your Honor, it's true. This man has no dick.

blueballs

08-05-2003 05:56 PM

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That's easy, its due to the culture of orgiastic adultery championed by the freaks of Hollyweird.

You don't have to look far to see the example that is set by the role models that the fruits and nuts of the media capital of the world thrust unto us. Take Kobe Bryant for example. He has a slammin hot wife who I'd bet has no problem giving him access to the old pooper, but instead he looks to backdoor some sleazy bellhop.

Although, in fairness, I shouldn't put the downfall of the institution of marriage solely on Kobe's wangdoodling, he's only the latest in a very long line of adultery supporters including Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione, Harry Blackmon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Bella Abzug, Gloria Steinem, Patty Ireland, Elizabeth Taylor, Roseanne Barr, Bill Clinton and many other free love, no responsibility types who have infected the American culture with the notion that partners are disposable and marraige vows are only as good as the paper on which they are written.

Sad. Its one thing to be single and sow your seeds, but to disrepect a holy union is just plain wrong. At least your friend will provide some work for a divorce attorney.

Austintatious

08-05-2003 05:57 PM

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Edited to remove my fucked up quote.

SlaveNoMore

08-05-2003 05:57 PM

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paigowprincess
I will take that risk. Bc I am an artist.

Although addictions to alcohol, blow, smack and methadone, as well as monthly flare ups of sores, are quite common among ARTISTS...

merely possessing those traits does not necessarily mean you are one.

not7y(maybe if you cut off your ear)S

drhathaway

08-05-2003 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Are you planning to run? If so, get actually running shoes. Otherwise, the cross-trainers should be okay as long as they're not too worn out. Rule of thumb: If you wonder if they are worn out, they probably are. You're a lawyer, can't you afford a new pair of shoes??

I'm planning to walk/jog. No all-out running. I just bought the cross-trainers, haven't worn them yet and thought I would exchange them if some other shoes would be better.

I've never been a runner/jogger/walker, so I didn't know if the shoes I already had would suffice. It doesn't take a lot for me to be convinced to buy new shoes, whether I can afford them or not. Hence the count of eight pairs of athletic shoes already.

Thanks for the advice. Maybe I'll head over to DSW...

Shape Shifter

08-05-2003 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Austintatious
probably slept with the first when his wife was in her last months of hugeness and the other one was just for good measure - she probably wasn't very good looking, but showed some interest and he was ripe for the picking. He's probably just now realized that his "single living days of carousing with the guys" are officially over, and is just trying to recaptu

I'm confused. Did your friend have a threeway or not?

Austintatious

08-05-2003 06:04 PM

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He's a total hedonist.

I am not surprised he stepped outside the marriage, though his wife is young and hot. The surprise is that he decided having a rolling menage was the way to go.

This has been going on for months now.

lactation lover

08-05-2003 06:06 PM

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Its beyond me why anyone would cheat on a post-partum wife, I mean why go buy new cows when you can milk the old one for free?!

Shape Shifter

08-05-2003 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by blueballs

Although, in fairness, I shouldn't put the downfall of the institution of marriage solely on Kobe's wangdoodling, he's only the latest in a very long line of adultery supporters including Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione, Harry Blackmon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Bella Abzug, Gloria Steinem, Patty Ireland, Elizabeth Taylor, Roseanne Barr, Bill Clinton and many other free love, no responsibility types who have infected the American culture with the notion that partners are disposable and marraige vows are only as good as the paper on which they are written.

I thought that Elizabeth Taylor was pro-marriage.