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Next time, please write in English. And your buddy Hill was on Leno last night - didja see her?

Who knew Pandas were sleazy?

LOS ANGELES, Aug 5 — Bai Yun, a giant panda on loan to the San Diego Zoo from China, is expected to deliver twins sometime this month, zoo officials said Monday. Because panda pregnancies can vary in length by as much as three months, zookeepers don’t know exactly when the babies will be born — or who their father is.


Panda sluts

I can say this because I don't think that sexual harassment panda cruises this board.

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So, fyi, fwiw, if you search "rolling menage" on Google, there do not appear to be any work-appropriate websites that come up. nttawwt. Well, the IT folks might think so, but I don't.

That said, I don't know what a "rolling menage" is.

men & women & women
 

Absolutely. The second girl just might JUSTIFY it. "But honey, it was THREE-WAY! Do you know how long I've wanted that? Are you trying to prevent me from reaching my dreams?"

men & women & women
 

By "rolling menage," I meant that he is having an on-going menage with these two chicks from work.

He is such a dumbass.

men & women & women
 

Which little girls are you referring to? Because depending on your answer, I either agree wholeheartedly or vehemently disagree.

Flinty

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Au contraire. He is positively reptilian.

The work thing is a little much, though. It's one thing to fish in the company pond. But when you reach the limit, you've got to catch and release.

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Over and above anything else, your friend is a dumbass for having an ongoing menage with two chicks from work. I don't think that is particularly bright, unless he works in a place where three-ways with co-workers are common and unlikely to cause work-related problems.

How Would Jesus Park?
 

No, that was me.

The whole point about the "piss taking" thing is that it ISN'T done just among friends and family - it may be done by casual acquaintances and virtual strangers in the pub, or your mortal enemy in the workplace, and the victim is fully expected to suck it up and take it like a man and smile like they like it. It's not really about insults or name calling, it is completely about making jokes at someone else's expense to their face and seeing if you can draw blood. If it doesn't actually hurt, you lose. If the vic can brazen it out with a good face on it, they win.

Actually, I want to take a moment to lament the fading of the great NYC tradition of copping attitude. Used to be the city's official sport, though most NYers would only engage in it if they thought you were another NYer, knowing outlanders didn't get it. Since the 11th, only about twice have I heard strangers get into some good old fashioned attitude-flinging name-calling. It's like everyone's afraid we're going to scare the fucking tourists. It's what they came to see, people!! Alas for the time when a 300 pound black woman sitting on a 115 pound man on the subway (sat right the hell on him, we thought he was dead, he actually had to be pulled out from under her by the people next to them 'cause she wasn't getting up again) grumbling about how "you stand UP when a lady needs a seat, you stand UP" barely rated a special mention.

Actually, I think that was primarily an example of the british succumbing to US-style Jerry-Springer hysteria. Someone commented at the time that any American in London must have felt like the crack pusher in the school yard.

True, true. Give me plumbing and a sense of humor, dental care and tea 'n McVitties at 4.

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Yeah, but what about his kids?

Edited to add that Flinty partly beat me to it

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Hey it happens on Cinemax all the time. "I'd like to see how well you work with my secretary."

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I know that Austin's friend has two daughters. I was referring to those little girls, who should be the only consideration.

men & women & women
 

In-house at Vivid. Now that is my dream job, followed closely by in-house at Private, Extreme and for Suze.com, not necessarily in that order

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Flinty, the sarcasm switch must be in the "up" position for those who are sarcasmically challenged.

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Do you think that is the case? I know people that worked in house at tobacco companies and were literally showered with cigarettes, but with a porn place I wonder if a lawyer would be considered a boring old necessarily evil and not necessarily worthy of receiving fringe benefits. I am not sure why I'm under this impression.

This is not to imply in any way that Lester is a boring old necessarily evil (although it can take him up to 2 hours to tell one story - but that does not make him boring, or old.).

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Is there anything not obvious about this?

Does anyone look at this situation and think "hmm..... two kids, one a newborn, and he's nailing two women he works with..... sounds like a great idea to me!!!"?

Does anyone think "this is something men dream about the world over. Forget the kids, forget the wife -- an ongoing threesome is a higher calling!"?

Or, have we finally found something we can all agree on?

men & women & women
 

I hear you, Lester. They all need a "Custodian of Records" for the age verifications and stuff... No offense, but you might need to adopt a different Nom de Plume for the movie credits, though. MoreinSF??

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My bad. But it's good to know E/O hasn't learned to read me yet, that will come in handy at the poker table....mwahahhhahaha.

Flinty ("Up") McFlint

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I know I sent you that link for the in-house job with Scores.

not7y(only after I didn't get it)S

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Rightly or wrongly, I picture it as a cross between Hunter S. taking his attorney everywhere and introducing him and the pool parties in "Boogie Nights."

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Yes.

OTOH, maybe Austintatious is Lady Val's sock and 3somes are a new code word for depos. Go figure.

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I was dinged for not having enough chest hair, skin color, or bad jewelry. What's your excuse?

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My research indicates that this is more or less correct. No pun intended.

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Assuming you meant to say "not having", I'm now officially pissed at Slave for not sending me the link.

I have the chest hair. He knows strange girls call me swarthy and bad jewelry I can purchase for the interview.

Bastard!

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Fishing in the company pond is stupid for oh so many reasons, even if the tool wasn't married.

And you've got your flyfishing metaphors a little messed up. Catch and release has no "limit". But if you're fishing to take the damn fish out of the pond, you've got a strict limit. When the tool got married, he took himself out of the catch and release sport by definition and he ought not be nymphing, barbless hook or not.

And if that sounds like I'm judging the guy, I was.

men & women & women
 

Sadly, the only jury that really matters here is male-free.

That said, I agree with Shape Shifter. If you're going to do cheat, going for the 3-way increases the benefit side of the cost-benefit analysis. The only downside, I suppose, is that you potentially lose some deniability (he said/she said vs. he said/both of those sluts said) if you want to claim that the whole sordid affair never took place.

But as a leading pro-FMF supporter, I gotta give a little nod to Austin's friend, especially if he'd never had the chance before he got married. Sadly I'll have no such fallback. :(

oh what a tangled web
 

My advice is negotiate the possibility for controlled extramarital sex, incl. a 3 way, before you sign on the dotted line.

Its all about communication. If you are open and up front about your kinky carnal desires and, hopefully, you pick a spouse who respects your needs, these little dalliances shouldn't be a problem.

Its like the Bill-Hill thing.

Just remember to be safe out there.

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ps: I googled that phrase, so I'm down wit it, as the kids say, but, notwithstanding such knowledge, everytime I see it, I think of that Dagney chick.

Am I alone here?

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Saying the reason that 'men want to gook two women at once is because of Hollywood' has supplanted your "TV is lousy in 2003" as the supidest-ass post of the year. I note that after this ridiculous blanket statement, your supporting argument actually has nothing at all to do with FMF threesomes, but rather, MF adultery. (Blaming famous people for the prevalence of adultery is also pretty stupid). Bien fait!

The reason men want to bang multiple women at once is because IT FUCKIN ROCKS, not because Hollywood (or more accurately, pornos and contemporary hip hop music) says it's cool. The reason men want to shtup women who are not their wives is a) the thrill of conquest and b) the inherent pleasure of having variety in women outweighs, for many, the costs of not being monogamous.

str("Hollyweird" is not and was never an amusing bon mot)8

oh what a tangled web
 

Good point. Since nobody said anything about the Texas tool's wife knowing about or supporting his rolling menage, I got the impression that this was not an open marriage issue.

OTOH, I am not at all suggesting that Austin should drop the tool as a friend just because he did a slimy thing. It would all depend on the context of the revelation - "Hey, I banged two chicks at once, heh, heh." vs "I did this thing I need to talk to somebody about because it shook me up." I think it depends on whether the tool thought it was a bad thing or not and that is dependent, of course, on whether his wife was ok with it, which I got the impression she was not.

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No, he TOTALLY beat you to it, and captured a POTD to boot. But you've had your fair share of good ones too 'Trane. No shame getting beat to the punch by a flinty Scotsman who could probably use a few bob.

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1) Why are you yelling at a sock?
2) Maybe you missed the memo, but bang and shtup have been OK'd by the board, but gook is out. Please use gyz, giz, jiz, jyz, jizz, gizz or ghisz (I never did get the official spelling - str8 - you're the spelling guy - let me know what the true spelling of gizz is).

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Episcopal Church Confirms First Openly Gay Bishop:

www.msnbc.com/news/947847.asp?0cv=CA01

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Originally posted by BB

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

sparklehoarse is right re stretching, shoes that suit your over/underpronation &c, and soft surfaces. The biggest thing for my money though is working your way up slowly. It's boring yes, but there it is. One other thing is that you can do some exercises with surgical tubing tying your foot to a table leg to strengthen the muscles on the front of your shin.

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I think there's a >30% chance that blueballs is not a sock.
And if I wanna use gook, ima use gook. From your list I'd go with jizz (v.) or jism (n.).

Did Anyone Attend?
 

Larry Flynt's prayer service for the death of Bill O'Reilly.

Hooray, Hooray, Hooray!
 

that's pretty cool. us Catholics can't even ordain a woman yet...

BHB

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I think of principal Edward R. Rooney, as played by Jeffrey Jones (who has his own little demons with which to deal).

He would have an enormous schwanstucker. Or not.
 

German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

Apparently, fifteen really is their limit on schnitzengruben.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Less might be able to work it. An ex-accountant for White Zombie, Death Row Records &c, used to party wild with bands. Of course, it didn't end well. Suge Knight allegedly forced the accountant to sign a confession for embezzling millions.