FB Meeting Proposal?
 

And frightened.

Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
 

They ship to Texas. They have some great wines and the best names in the business.

Even(We are on the mailing list. Hi Paigow!)Odds

FB Meeting Proposal?
 

It's next summer, lizard. Have them accelerate your therapy.

Why Veronika sucks
 

This picture makes it look like her eyes don't look in the same direction. But then, I guess you guys aren't paying much attention to her eyes. I do appreciate that she seems to have some curve in her thighs.

tm

Variety Pack
 

Well then the question becomes: Have you seen it yet?

TM

Wine Clubs
 

Wine.com has a few wine club choices:

http://www.wine.com/shop/wineclub/default.asp?ct=1635

If you want to try new wine and meet new people, get on the mailing list of Wine Brats: http://www.winebrats.com/ They have some fun events.

just in case someone needs to hear this today
 

and hasn't already:

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/031104/detu042_1.html

(Ann Arbor company announces strong Phase II results for modified cholestorol that reduces plaque buildup)

Basically, if these guys are right, some of your parents may live a bit longer without the assisance of a horrifying ventilator.

Hello

Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
 

I really like the Big House Red (as an under $10/bottle wine); sadly, my wife not so much.


edited to add: I like her more when I've been drinking, though

Wine stuff.
 

I enjoy these wines, but for whimsical names and labels, I have never gotten beyond Bully Hill's Love My Goat. I have not had it in years, and seem to recall it tasted something like grape punch. Which made it perfect for events like the Bread & Puppet Domestic Resurrection Circus. If you are into that sort of thing.

FB Meeting Proposal?
 

Therapy is working too slowly. I have instead decided to fall back on my standby regimen of toadlicking and recreational electroshock. This should get me in Austin form be the end of spring at the latest and I will be tip-top by next summer. Just don't ask me to get shitfaced. I have become highly suspicious of this term.

Actual Fashion Question
 

Any chance of getting "stup/stoop" into the lexicon as noun-slang for a person who is stupid? We use it at home all the time (hi PP!). "You're a stup!" "No you're a stup!" We're so adorable that way.

Variety Pack
 

I noticed that a familiar looking topless lass fell out of my black wrapper this month. After a couple of days of it sitting around and being used as bookmark on the el (just to fuck with people and see how they react when I'm reading, say, The Birds and marking my place with a Playboy insert), I realized it's Tirchelle from RW LV. Who was pretty damn hot. Her breasts look nice, too. I think that are probably real, so I don't have to think of her as a dirty worthless whore and can objectify in good conscience. Anyway, she is apparently fully nude with some RR chick on playboy.com, but I don't think that I want to pop for that site. Please find me all the pictures and post them. Please address this request before all the other ones. Thanks!

Actual Fashion Question
 

Good man.

It is the VERY rare man who looks good in a db suit. European dudes who wear those really high db suits with lots of buttons can sometimes get away with it if they're slim, but 99 out of 100 guys look like used-car salesmen or mafiosi in db suits. (There, I said it -- I'm not even going to qualify that opinion with a ymmv.)

Those dumb white suburban kids trying to look like Gs are a bunch of tools -- whom do they think they're kidding?

Why the FB sucks
 

Coltrane please, get with 2003. 'Excluding this is like taking the claps out of 12:51.'

Hipster-ly yours,
str8

Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
 

My God. People, we've been reduced to bilmoring our own posts. It's like the self-checkout lane at Home Despot. Oh, the humanity!