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ltl/fb 08-21-2009 02:19 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
I believe I am approved to get my last tooth.
So I will have a full set, including fakes. Watch out.

Atticus Grinch 08-21-2009 02:33 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 397309)
Because their sexist fathers don't push them to compete in the same way?

http://pics.livejournal.com/stepliana/pic/000ktbfb

TM

There are five gay guys in that picture, and yet somehow the whole is gayer than the sum of its parts.

LessinSF 08-21-2009 02:40 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 397272)
It's hard to imagine a woman in the NBA ever getting off the bench.

It's hard to imagine a woman in the NBA getting out of the locker room without being sexually assaulted.

evenodds 08-21-2009 02:44 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 397336)
It's hard to imagine a woman in the NBA getting out of the locker room without being sexually assaulted.

These are women basketball players we are talking about . . .

Cletus Miller 08-21-2009 02:44 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 397330)
there are lesbian communes in suburban Minneapolis?

So the lesbian commune is the operative part of her continuing to play hockey, in your mind? Not just being in an environment where girls playing hockey is as "normal" as girls playing basketball or softball or cheerleading or whatever?

Huh.

Hank Chinaski 08-21-2009 02:49 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 397336)
It's hard to imagine a woman in the NBA getting out of the locker room without being sexually assaulted.

the NBA is the mens' league, i think you meant to type WNBA.

LessinSF 08-21-2009 02:54 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 397337)
These are women basketball players we are talking about . . .

So you think all six women with whom Sean Kemp has fathered kids were hot?

Hank Chinaski 08-21-2009 02:56 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 397335)
There are five gay guys in that picture, and yet somehow the whole is gayer than the sum of its parts.

i got the grooming and clothes and even living space guys, but never understood why the food guy deserved deference, and what was the fifth guy? I felt bad for him- culture? i only remember he showed how to tear the plastic wrap over a CD case.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 08-21-2009 02:56 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 397338)
So the lesbian commune is the operative part of her continuing to play hockey, in your mind? Not just being in an environment where girls playing hockey is as "normal" as girls playing basketball or softball or cheerleading or whatever?

Huh.

I'm saying even in Saskatoon I don't think the girls customarily get the same focused support and encouragement for playing hockey that boys get.

And we're a long way from seeing that change.

Atticus Grinch 08-21-2009 03:00 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 397300)
I don't know what you're trying to say here -- you appear to be conflating a number of ideas. Some sports lend themselves a little to women and men competing together (e.g., golf (but I can't think of another -- maybe archery? curling?)), and most don't (e.g., boxing, basketball, hockey, baseball, 90% of all sports). That's a different point from determining whether someone who looks like a hermaphrodite is actually a woman or a man. The conversation is not about whether people who are clearly women should be competing alongside people who are clearly men, it's about one ambiguous-looking person.

It started with the notion that gender-qualifying Semenya (giggle) was an Orwellian and creepy thing to do to a woman. My point, admittedly too obvious to even be noticeable, is that gender-qualifying women's sports is something athletic organizations do to prevent men from dominating women's sports. And then I went off on a tangent about how I think it's a good thing to have separate divisions for men and women and not to treat one division as the Varsity to which a select few women will graduate, because it will emphasize that men are the champions. It is quite clearly the opposite view from Thurgreed's, since he believes that a woman placing midfield in a field of men will be inspirational to young female athletes and their supporters and sponsors, and I think it will be demoralizing.

Perhaps the WNBA is a bad example, since it's universally agreed that it's a different game, though I question cause and effect. And obviously there are great examples of when it isn't (or needn't be) a different game -- things like chess, archery, and maybe the Tour de France. Golf is a wobbler because of the modern importance of long drives. The record holder for all tournament play is 515 yards. Meanwhile, this year's men's champion long driver hit it 400 yards, while the women's world champion hit it 254 yards (into a 40 mph headwind), and she used to be a man.

I basically meant that a sport is entitled to find that the inclusion of men and women in a single competition is either consistent with, or not consistent with, the nature of the demands of their sport, and that it not be considered sexist per se when they decline to "allow" women to participate in the men's division, because there are good reasons why that might be so.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-21-2009 03:00 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 397323)
Ah fuck, now you've gone and done it. I can't believe that you've broken the Hank code that has been pretty much adhered to as long as we've been here. You think his last 70,000 posts have been painful--now that you've gone and encouraged him, you're unleashing a maelstrom of poorly constructed, one quarter coherent, slightly creepy Hank posts. I weep for the future, and may RT have mercy on your soul, Gwinkilicious. Fuck.

I'm sorry. I blame my lady-brain and my tits.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-21-2009 03:02 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 397335)
There are five gay guys in that picture, and yet somehow the whole is gayer than the sum of its parts.

Gaynergy!!

Pretty Little Flower 08-21-2009 03:03 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 397325)
At a guess -- she'd have gotten better at it. Maybe even better than 90% of the hockey-playing population.

But never good enough to play in the NHL, because she wouldn't have the combined strength, size, and speed.

Translation: Women are and will always be slower and weaker than men and therefore should just accept their subservient role to men in our society and in the world.

Pretty Little Flower 08-21-2009 03:04 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 397343)
It started with the notion that gender-qualifying Semenya (giggle) was an Orwellian and creepy thing to do to a woman. My point, admittedly too obvious to even be noticeable, is that gender-qualifying women's sports is something athletic organizations do to prevent men from dominating women's sports. And then I went off on a tangent about how I think it's a good thing to have separate divisions for men and women and not to treat one division as the Varsity to which a select few women will graduate, because it will emphasize that men are the champions. It is quite clearly the opposite view from Thurgreed's, since he believes that a woman placing midfield in a field of men will be inspirational to young female athletes and their supporters and sponsors, and I think it will be demoralizing.

Perhaps the WNBA is a bad example, since it's universally agreed that it's a different game, though I question cause and effect. And obviously there are great examples of when it isn't (or needn't be) a different game -- things like chess, archery, and maybe the Tour de France. Golf is a wobbler because of the modern importance of long drives. The record holder for all tournament play is 515 yards. Meanwhile, this year's men's champion long driver hit it 400 yards, while the women's world champion hit it 254 yards (into a 40 mph headwind), and she used to be a man.

I basically meant that a sport is entitled to find that the inclusion of men and women in a single competition is either consistent with, or not consistent with, the nature of the demands of their sport, and that it not be considered sexist per se when they decline to "allow" women to participate in the men's division, because there are good reasons why that might be so.

Translation: I like typing!

Hank Chinaski 08-21-2009 03:05 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 397343)
It started with the notion that gender-qualifying Semenya (giggle) was an Orwellian and creepy thing to do to a woman. My point, admittedly too obvious to even be noticeable, is that gender-qualifying women's sports is something athletic organizations do to prevent men from dominating women's sports. And then I went off on a tangent about how I think it's a good thing to have separate divisions for men and women and not to treat one division as the Varsity to which a select few women will graduate, because it will emphasize that men are the champions. It is quite clearly the opposite view from Thurgreed's, since he believes that a woman placing midfield in a field of men will be inspirational to young female athletes and their supporters and sponsors, and I think it will be demoralizing.

Perhaps the WNBA is a bad example, since it's universally agreed that it's a different game, though I question cause and effect. And obviously there are great examples of when it isn't (or needn't be) a different game -- things like chess, archery, and maybe the Tour de France. Golf is a wobbler because of the modern importance of long drives. The record holder for all tournament play is 515 yards. Meanwhile, this year's men's champion long driver hit it 400 yards, while the women's world champion hit it 254 yards (into a 40 mph headwind), and she used to be a man.

I basically meant that a sport is entitled to find that the inclusion of men and women in a single competition is either consistent with, or not consistent with, the nature of the demands of their sport, and that it not be considered sexist per se when they decline to "allow" women to participate in the men's division, because there are good reasons why that might be so.

one big problem with ladies sports is that to be good you have to have tiny titties (except for tennis)

Pretty Little Flower 08-21-2009 03:07 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 397341)
i got the grooming and clothes and even living space guys, but never understood why the food guy deserved deference, and what was the fifth guy? I felt bad for him- culture? i only remember he showed how to tear the plastic wrap over a CD case.

Translation: I like posting! Except for the typing part, which is hard.

LessinSF 08-21-2009 03:08 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 397348)
one big problem with ladies sports is that to be good you have to have tiny titties (except for tennis)

Golf. Curling. The Lingerie Bowl.

Hank Chinaski 08-21-2009 03:09 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 397349)
Translation: I like posting! Except for the typing part, which is hard.

i wish the death panels would get started up already.

Hank Chinaski 08-21-2009 03:10 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 397350)
Golf. Curling. The Lingerie Bowl.

golf and curling it's true for the men too.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-21-2009 03:11 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 397343)
It started with the notion that gender-qualifying Semenya (giggle) was an Orwellian and creepy thing to do to a woman. My point, admittedly too obvious to even be noticeable, is that gender-qualifying women's sports is something athletic organizations do to prevent men from dominating women's sports. And then I went off on a tangent about how I think it's a good thing to have separate divisions for men and women and not to treat one division as the Varsity to which a select few women will graduate, because it will emphasize that men are the champions. It is quite clearly the opposite view from Thurgreed's, since he believes that a woman placing midfield in a field of men will be inspirational to young female athletes and their supporters and sponsors, and I think it will be demoralizing.

Perhaps the WNBA is a bad example, since it's universally agreed that it's a different game, though I question cause and effect. And obviously there are great examples of when it isn't (or needn't be) a different game -- things like chess, archery, and maybe the Tour de France. Golf is a wobbler because of the modern importance of long drives. The record holder for all tournament play is 515 yards. Meanwhile, this year's men's champion long driver hit it 400 yards, while the women's world champion hit it 254 yards (into a 40 mph headwind), and she used to be a man.

I basically meant that a sport is entitled to find that the inclusion of men and women in a single competition is either consistent with, or not consistent with, the nature of the demands of their sport, and that it not be considered sexist per se when they decline to "allow" women to participate in the men's division, because there are good reasons why that might be so.

I understand. And thank you for clarifying.

This is tangential as well, but I am thinking of your last paragraph and thinking that there are two competing things going on here. One is what is best for the sport and the other is money. There is more money in professional men's sports, so no wonder women want to compete at that level. However, as you point out, it doesn't always make sense from a "what's best for the sport and the athletes involved in that sport" perspective. Nevertheless, as long as men's sports receive more financial support and are considered "the best," there are going to be ambitious women who want some of that money and prestige, if it is at all doable. (this has nothing to do with Semenya and track, but if we're going to talk about pro sports, we shouldn't ignore the money).

Gattigap 08-21-2009 03:14 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 397344)
I'm sorry. I blame my lady-brain and my tits.

Ah fuck, now you've gone and done it. I can't believe that you've broken the Flinty code that has been pretty much adhered to as long as we've been here. You think he was fixated on women's special parts before? Now I'll be getting 500 more PMs from Flinty about how a certain someone's totally sweet on him now, and it's time for some serious monkey grooming to prepare himself for the inevitable tsunami of FBetty love coming his way. Fuck.

Atticus Grinch 08-21-2009 03:14 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 397347)
Translation: I like typing!

POTY, Taking the Piss Out of Atticus Division.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2009 03:17 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 397343)
It started with the notion that gender-qualifying Semenya (giggle) was an Orwellian and creepy thing to do to a woman. My point, admittedly too obvious to even be noticeable, is that gender-qualifying women's sports is something athletic organizations do to prevent men from dominating women's sports. And then I went off on a tangent about how I think it's a good thing to have separate divisions for men and women and not to treat one division as the Varsity to which a select few women will graduate, because it will emphasize that men are the champions. It is quite clearly the opposite view from Thurgreed's, since he believes that a woman placing midfield in a field of men will be inspirational to young female athletes and their supporters and sponsors, and I think it will be demoralizing.

Perhaps the WNBA is a bad example, since it's universally agreed that it's a different game, though I question cause and effect. And obviously there are great examples of when it isn't (or needn't be) a different game -- things like chess, archery, and maybe the Tour de France. Golf is a wobbler because of the modern importance of long drives. The record holder for all tournament play is 515 yards. Meanwhile, this year's men's champion long driver hit it 400 yards, while the women's world champion hit it 254 yards (into a 40 mph headwind), and she used to be a man.

I basically meant that a sport is entitled to find that the inclusion of men and women in a single competition is either consistent with, or not consistent with, the nature of the demands of their sport, and that it not be considered sexist per se when they decline to "allow" women to participate in the men's division, because there are good reasons why that might be so.


Can women compete in the Tour de France? Just wondering.


eta: Yes, please do google that for me.

Pretty Little Flower 08-21-2009 03:17 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 397351)
i wish the death panels would get started up already.

Why can't you just be a good sport, like Atticus? If you tried to be more like Atticus in all ways, I think you would find that your smoldering rage would largely dissipate, and your liver would hurt less.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2009 03:18 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 397346)
Translation: Women are and will always be slower and weaker than men and therefore should just accept their subservient role to men in our society and in the world.

Maybe, but only if you consider correcting our grammer to be a subservient role.

I'm sure that, on whatever planet dtb inhabits, the proofreaders rule.

Pretty Little Flower 08-21-2009 03:19 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 397357)
Can women compete in the Tour de France? Just wondering.


eta: Yes, please do google that for me.

Translation: Women are not only slower and weaker when just using their bodies, but are even slower and weaker when aided by mechanical devices such as bicycles. Which makes it O.K. for me to order them to perform menial internet-related tasks for me.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2009 03:22 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 397350)
Golf. Curling. The Lingerie Bowl.

MMA, until last week.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-21-2009 03:23 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 397361)
Translation: Women are not only slower and weaker when just using their bodies, but are even slower and weaker when aided by mechanical devices such as bicycles. Which makes it O.K. for me to order them to perform menial internet-related tasks for me.

I think he was asking Atticus to google it for him.

And PLF, I think that you are missing the point of Sidd's posts. He is attempting humor by acting all over-the-top sexist. It's called hyperbole. (He doesn't really mean it).

Cletus Miller 08-21-2009 03:23 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 397342)
I'm saying even in [wherever] I don't think the girls customarily get the same focused support and encouragement for [whatever] that boys get.

And we're a long way from seeing that change.

Wow, you've exposed a hidden truth. Bravo.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2009 03:24 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 397361)
Translation: Women are not only slower and weaker when just using their bodies, but are even slower and weaker when aided by mechanical devices such as bicycles. Which makes it O.K. for me to order them to perform menial internet-related tasks for me.

In my experience, women get a lot more from mechanical devices than do men.

Atticus Grinch 08-21-2009 03:25 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 397361)
Translation: Women are not only slower and weaker when just using their bodies, but are even slower and weaker when aided by mechanical devices such as bicycles. Which makes it O.K. for me to order them to perform menial internet-related tasks for me.

One too many times back to the well.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-21-2009 03:25 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 397365)
In my experience, women get a lot more from mechanical devices than do men.

Is a blow-up doll a mechanical device?

I do not think this question has anything to do with your experience. I am just wondering.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2009 03:26 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 397363)
I think he was asking Atticus to google it for him.

And PLF, I think that you are missing the point of Sidd's posts. He is attempting humor by acting all over-the-top sexist. It's called hyperbole. (He doesn't really mean it).

Honest, it was a serious question, since Atticus brought it up. I have no idea -- it's really hard for me to understand why people like to watch bike races.

And I saw the very end of the Tour de France this year. It was 30 minutes of stand in oppressive crowd, inhale smog from motorcade, snap your neck from left to right repeatedly to watch the colors whiz by, repeat.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-21-2009 03:27 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 397366)
One too many times back to the well.

Yep. Jon Gosselin would be ashamed.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2009 03:27 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 397367)
Is a blow-up doll a mechanical device?

I do not think this question has anything to do with your experience. I am just wondering.


Just because Hank was funny once today, doesn't mean you need to keep encouraging him.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-21-2009 03:28 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 397368)
Honest, it was a serious question, since Atticus brought it up. I have no idea -- it's really hard for me to understand why people like to watch bike races.

And I saw the very end of the Tour de France this year. It was 30 minutes of stand in oppressive crowd, inhale smog from motorcade, snap your neck from left to right repeatedly to watch the colors whiz by, repeat.

Hopping off your post:

Do they have long tour-like bike races where drafting is not allowed? Or where there are no teams? This is probably a question for PLF.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 08-21-2009 03:28 PM

Ba-da-ba-boom!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 397365)
In my experience, women get a lot more from mechanical devices than do men.

How much experience do you have as a woman?

Pretty Little Flower 08-21-2009 03:29 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 397366)
One too many times back to the well.

I take back what I said to Hank about you. Except for the liver hurting less part.

Sidd Finch 08-21-2009 03:31 PM

Re: Ba-da-ba-boom!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 397372)
How much experience do you have as a woman?

So I was re-watching some Weeds episodes last night, helping a few friends get caught up, and we saw the one where Nancy visits Guillermo in prison and starts telling him that she's heard that in prison, the guy who is usually the woman will sometimes get breasts tattooed on his back so the guy who is the man can look at them and think he's fucking a real woman, sort of.

Is this true?

Pretty Little Flower 08-21-2009 03:32 PM

Re: Usain Bolt
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 397371)
Hopping off your post:

Do they have long tour-like bike races where drafting is not allowed? Or where there are no teams? This is probably a question for PLF.

I don't see how you could do that. I mean the no drafting part. In triathlons, people are all starting at different times, not in a big mass group. Same with TTs. Those are the only no-drafting races I am aware of. I don't know how you could enforce a "no drafting" rule if you even had only fifty riders starting at once.


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