Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
 

I wasn't really being polite, I just wasn't paying enough attention to notice you were misspelling.

Robust Avatars
 

The dog with the overgrown groucho marx afro sucks. Alternatives:

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=13502

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=13504

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=13505

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=13507

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=13509

Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
 

Hank, don't you understand women at all? This is the list (or at least it was when I broke up with The Worst BF Ever):

2 romance novels
1 cheesecake (preferably better than Sara Lee)*
1 jar hot fudge sauce
24-pack Diet Coke (6? Bitch, please)
2 boxes Puffs tissues
1 Lean Cuisine dinner
1 bag Dove chocolates

*May substitute 2 half-gallon containers ice cream. The cheesecake/ice cream is only for when one intends to spend some amount of time in a non-horizontal position. If getting out of bed is not on the agenda, then you skip that and get another bag or two of chocolate.

Veronika
 

Hmmm. Her eyes *are* too close together. The optimal spacing is for the distance between the eyes to be as wide as one eye.

Notwithstanding, I'd trade nicely spaced eyes for that body.

Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
 

Now that I'm really looking at his list, what the hell are the Qtips for? And he forgot batteries, too.

Edited to add thx for the rec on the wine thing.

Why Veronika sucks
 

Her breasts dont look as huge in this bra which is odd since bras ttend to make things look bigger. THose pics on the other board make them look huge. I wonder if there is some trickery going on. hardcrore would answer this. But her face is very very lovely- like Zeta=Jones. What's her deal? Did she start on the stripping circuit and develop a rep? Is she a legit model, or just a pinup type thing?

Wine Clubs
 

Wine Brats had an event at my local wine store. It was a bunch of ugly, flabby, balding straight men in suits, marginally cuter gay guys, and DC looking women and the wine was not the choice wine from the store (whose offerings I have come to know well given that they have daily tastings). I think its safe to say it sucked, but it is unclear whtethter the suckage was related to the fact that it was in DC, the wine wasnt great, or some combo of both.

Why the FB sucks
 

So did you ever get that t shirt from Hot Topix? I found them to be somewhat helpful in spotting the LA wannabes during my time living there, though not as helpful as say carrying around a daily variety and namedropping in a Toronto accent. Isn't america grand?

In Defense of mmmmmmmm1244
 

Interesint. I have no idea who Trishelle (possibly the worst name I ever heard- is she half black half irish?) and Arissa are, nor do I know Katie from RR, but I remeber Sarah froM Survivor as the girl with the "flotation devices" and Tonya from BB3 as the hooker slash saleswoman from Vegas who didnt have custody of her kids. I also know that Heidi and I think Jenna have fake tits. Can someone give me the fake tit count on the people I dont know, including Shannon from the other Big Brother which i didnt watch? I know the fake tits on the two I recognize preexist the beaver/bukkake shots but am curious as to whether any of the gals without fakes did this kind of thing and are included on these websites? Thanks for advancing my sociological studies

EDITED to add that I recall Jerri Manthey did Playboy and believe she is real. And I remember Lisa who won BB3 did a "classy" spread in some magazine I never heard of but do not know if it was nude or topless but suspect there was nothing classy about it. She is flat as I recall. And has the nice pilates instuctor from BB4 with the maybe fakes done anything? Has anyone with fakes done nothing? Just curious on this.

In Defense of mmmmmmmm1244
 

Neither Trishelle nor Katie appear to have fake boobs. Trishelle actually looked flatter in the Playboy spread than she has appeared on the shows. Arissa is real too. I didn't check out the BB and Survivor pics (other than Heidi/Jenna) b/c I didn't know who they were and I didn't see them on that site (not really looking).

Thanks again, Less, for the pics.


Edit - here's an observation from one of the amazon reviewers of the Playboy DVD: "It's interesting to note that the MTV show girls have their real gifts intact, while the "major network" tv show girls are considerably enhanced (except for Shannon Michelle). If this means anything, I don't know. Just an observation."

help me
 

I need helpful suggestions:

Each year we do a family xmas card with a photo and a short phrase. An example is, one year my kids dressed as the American Gothic couple, and the card had the legend "Holiday Gothic."
Another year, we had blocked photos in different color of the kids faces over the card, with the legend "Pop Holiday." We don't need anything great, trite is okay.

This year the photo is our faces pasted into a Father Knows Best photo, and inside a TV screen. "Holiday _____", "______ Holiday."

I know the FB started as a place for helpful fashion advice. Any ideas?

In Defense of mmmmmmmm1244
 

So basically, getting fake tits doesnt predestine you for whoredom (though I am still wondering if any fake tit ladies DIDNT do any of this stuff), but being young and not ugly and on reality tv does.

Because Penske and Bilmore Asked
 

I'm just wondering who would pay over a dollar fifty for a six pack of any soft drink.

In Defense of mmmmmmmm1244
 

Nope. They are fake. When the OM knew her pre-LA, she was relatively flat-chested.

and we are off, indeed
 

Concur. I don't really know these people, but now that my hardrive has been adulterated I appreciated the nudity. I blame Slave for the harddrive thing, NTTAWWT.


Weird that. (Hi TM!)