Slot C Action
 

Since we have had mention of it but no execution: :violin:

Slot C Action
 

E through I? Shit, I'm lost. Someone with Microsoft Paint please draw and post the picture with all appropriate Tabs and Slots. Once we're done we can send it to Eagle County Superior Court.

Edited to add, OK, I now get mmm's Tabs, but think he was correct to observe that this is a bit much at once.

Bennifer and J-Fleck
 

Yes, but you can still buy a genuine cubic zirconium copy of the huge pink diamond engagement ring for your own beloved, so that the glow of their happiness can reflect on your own relationship.

In fact, I will have to talk to Mr. PJ about this.

Slot C Action
 

Picturing Gatti sitting at desk suddenly seeing the light and muttering "E (up pops thumb), F (index/pointer finger rises in the air), G (the, uh, fuck you finger stands at attention), H (and the ring finger), I (don't forget the pinky) ... Oh, now I get it hehehehehe." ;)

Bennifer and J-Fleck
 

Now you are just taunting me. The saddist thing for BLo in all of this must be the fact that Jen's little niece painted a picture for school and in it she was standing in line to see Gigli (Jen didn't even know that her neice had seen previews!). Now the movie is being unjustly pushed out of movie theaters and little Jen Jr. will never get to realize her dream unless she scoots her butt down to the theater today! The horror.

Slot C Action
 

Containing my disappointment that my job description is not forthcoming, I carry on...

Ms. Obvious sez: If she is so young/silly/whatever that she doesn't know how to get herself in the direction of orgasm with a partner, it is highly unlikely that she will buy herself a vibrator.

If you want to continue having a relationship with this woman and also possibly have a nice sex life, you're going to have to teach her a thing or two. If it's too much effort for you, take Bilmore's advice and run away.

No Slot C Rippage
 

I had heard the slot C story last week when it was really really rumorish - from someone with a friend in the sports biz. The real problem lies in the fact that NO 19 yo girl would consent to slot C. The odds are very very good that NO 19 year old girl would consent to slot C - so that's the real story behind the story.

Slot C Action
 

Dude, it sounds to me like your gf is orgasming juuuuust fiiine.

Have you considered playing with slot C with your finger while working slot B? From behind or with her on top this is rather easy. And when I say "play" with slot C, I don't mean dancing about the goods with your pinky. I mean gently work your way in there... hell, your gf will probably want a thumb. Working slots B and C in perfect rhythm seems to really heighten the pleasure for most women... or maybe I've just happened to date anally fixated chicks.

S(my apologies if this simple advice has already been given to you by 20 posters)D

PS: You can't stay with someone who's really non-orgasmic. that's a recipe for eventual breakup for anyone who's remotely sexual. Personally, I can't deal with not giving the Mrs. and orgasm during sex unless its one of those quick "Honey, come on... I'm wound up and need some fast action" before work sort of things. I'd go fucking nuts if my wife/gf did not come. That's just unpossible!!!

Slot C Action
 

I want to know why she is clenching if she aint coming. And why she is wearing you out when she knows it is an exercise in futility on her end. Clearly this girl needs acting lessons.

No Slot C Rippage
 

Wanna bet?

Britney
 

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...130151&artp=ah

I don't know how post a pic here (shut up) so you need to click the link -- is that her? That pic just doesn't look "right." Her ear looks, well, big and sticky-outtie and her face is sort of horsey. Why would they show such a bad shot. I don't consider her a true beauty but I also don't think she is ugly - this shot is not kind to her at all.

Tying it all together somehow
 

I was at a restaurant yesterday and the beer list said something like

Homemade mountain pilsner
Sierra breeze summer ale
Rolling hills lager
Country stout
Coors lite--just checking to see if anyone's reading this thing.

My companions and I thought it hysterical.

Slot C Action
 

I am still lost. Just what was it to make the scales fall from your eyes so that all became clear?


Edited to add: Ohhhhhhhhh. Thank you TF.

Your Coorespondent
 

was diligently eating sushi last night when he realized that Andrew Firestone and Jen were at the next table. I can inform you all that they are still together, but unadventuresome in their sushi choices. You may now resume your regularly scheduled discussion of rectal fissures.

Your Coorespondent
 

Is he short?

Slot C Action
 

I will reiterate: Run Away.

You cannot build a loving, trusting, mutually supportive long-term relationship on a foundation berift of screaming sweaty climaxes. Just can't be done.

(Who would want to, anyway?)

Your Coorespondent
 

What is wrong with you? You can't just drop a bomb like that and leave! Details man. Details! Where, when, what?

Britney
 

Well, she was a Mousekateer.

Slot C Action
 

Me, that's who. Only bad girls have orgasms. The nice girls you meet in church don't have orgasms or buy those toy things. Orgasms are fun for when are you single, but when you are ready to settle down with the woman who will be the mother to your children you should look for someone frigid.

Slot C Action
 

I thought you reacted too strongly at first but I have come around to your logic here. Clever guy!

No Slot C Rippage
 

That is a non-story. At least in the athlete-fucking world,* girls will generally do anything to be with an athlete. That is the norm.



*At least in the athlete-fucking world that I have been in (which mostly revolves around hockey, although I was offered the chance to give a Mariner (don't know his name, but friend of Jay Beuller or whatever his name is) a blowjob once. I passed). Other's mileage may vary (sorry paigow). I have become too fond of the asterisk. I will knock it off shortly.

cause I'm as free as a bir - eeeeeeeeee
 

Yeah. Besides, I'm on the Party to End a Lifetime Tour with Keith Richard

Your Coorespondent
 

Paigs, not really - 5'10" to 6' would be my guess.

As for details, it was Sushi Groove South at 11th & Folsom, and I had a lovely dinner of the sashimi combo, fois gras sushi, mussels with quail eggs, and four sakes. Thanks for asking.

No Slot C Rippage
 

How does this work? Does he say to you "hey, you can blow me if you want" or "please blow me, but we will not be having intercourse" or does a friend (mutual?) intervene?

No Slot C Rippage
 

A BJ broker, as it were. You have to capitalize on career opportunities wherever you can!

Slot C Action and Bones to Pick
 

She apparently denies masturbating, but I doubt very seriously that she doesn't masturbate. I think that pretty much everybody masturbates, whether they "need" to or not.

MrMullet and I just had a conversation last night about why there are so many names for male masturbation and practically none for female masturbation.

Can anybody explain this? And what I should call it (besides tcb)?

No Slot C Rippage
 

Actually, I was in a bar and was chatting to them. My friends (guys) spotted some Mariners and wanted me to go talk to them. So I did. While I was talking I (as happens when I drink) I asked them if they wouldn't happen to have a cigarette (of course they wouldn't DUH, but that didn't occur to me). Jay Buehner's friend said (hand on crotch), "no, but if we go back there (pointing to back of bar), you can smoke this". Seeing how I was strictly a hockey groupie, I smiled politely and said "nice talking to you" and joined my friends.

No Slot C Rippage
 

compellingly phrased proposal. I'm sure it took all your willpower to resist.

was he figuring the odds were better than the "you. lap. here" guy?

Slot C Action and Bones to Pick
 

My favorite is "playing with the little man in the canoe."

Slot C Action and Bones to Pick
 

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...e+masturbation ya lazy, likely bad, fuck.

No Slot C Rippage
 

Since I will continue to rely on this board for all of my Kobe-related knowledge, and refuse to read news articles about anal tearing, can anyone explain this: I had heard that the DNA evidence that linked Kobe to the crime scene and forced him finally to admit he had engaged at least in consensual Slot B sex was not semen (as per usual case), but rather her blood on his shirt.

If this is the case, I think Kobe's got a long uphill battle on reasonable doubt. I've never gotten a woman's blood on any part of me during my long career in consensual sex, barring the occasional menstruation mishap, much less on my shirt. I've heard she was showing signs of a beating.

All of which is to say, ninja, please. This dude is toast.*

*I also thought OJ was toast, so YMMV.

Slot C Action and Bones to Pick
 

burning the little melting ferret

edit: spelling

Slot C Action and Bones to Pick
 

It stems from the same impulse that leads so many (goofy) men to attach names to their cocks.

No Slot C Rippage
 

Really? When a guy says that to you, you really think that's an offer and not a smart ass comment?

No Slot C Rippage
 

With athletes, they are almost always serious, since an unfortunately high number of women would immediately reply "sure!"

Even(unfortunate if you are the girlfriend, fortunate if you are the athlete)Odds

Organized dogging
 

The Brits. They're so organized.

LONDON, Aug. 6 — Fueled by the Internet, a rapid rise in public exhibitionism is plaguing Britain’s country parks, turning beauty spots into popular gathering points for thrill-seekers watching each other engage in open-air sex.
THE PHENOMENON, called “dogging,” proliferates Western Europe, but hits Britain’s country parks particularly hard, according to Richard Byrne, an expert in countryside management at Harper Adams College in Newport, about 200 miles northwest of London.
In a survey conducted by Byrne of wardens at Britain’s some 260 country parks, nearly two-thirds of respondents said public exhibitionism was a primary management problem, overtaking the traditional ills of graffiti and poaching.
“A number of park wardens said that dogging was a bigger problem,” Byrne said in an interview. “It is a very organized activity.”
Dogging is an extension of the swinging scene, Byrne said, with the difference that people set up meetings where they can watch people perform sexual acts, and then join in.
“This is more than couples going out for a kiss or a cuddle, or whatever,” he said.
Exactly where the term “dogging” originated is of some dispute. Byrne said the term came from the police, who are told by “doggers” caught in the act that they are “just walking the dog.”
One British Web site, however, says the term hails from the swinging 1970s, and was used to describe voyeurs following, or “dogging,” couples having sex outdoors. Swingers, the site writes, have commandeered the term and given it modern meaning.
Dog days

No Slot C Rippage
 

Hard to say. I think he was serious, but who knows. It is not as if no girl has ever given a blow job to an athlete in the back of a bar before. Whole teams have been serviced in bar bathrooms.

Of course if he was not a semi-famous person, I would have thought it was a smart ass comment, nothing more.

Reality TV & TRI(as in "I'll tri some more cheesecake, please")athlete
 

My post is really about reality TV but TM's post made me laugh.

Anyway, to the point.....

BB4: I missed the first couple weeks of BB4 and have a question. Did David & Amanda do the deed or just fool around? How much did they show on TV vs. what the live feed watchers reported?

Cupid: Lester, you may be right about voter confusion being responsible for Robert hanging around. That and maybe people voting for him for the evil fun of watching Lisa have to keep dating him. She has zero chemistry with Robert, Ken and Scott judging by her body language in the clips they show and her comments to them about their dates. Those guys should hang it up. I wish this show was on several times a week with longer date segments and Laura and Kim making voice over comments ala MST3K.

And In Other Movie News
 

Kevin Costner, no stranger to movie flops, in an obvious attempt to avoid pulling a Gigli with his upcoming cowboy-crap release, claims that Princess Di was to star in the sequel to The Bodyguard.
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Uh, yeah sure, Kevin. Whatever you say.

Slot C Action and Bones to Pick
 

I think it stems from the fact that men talk about it more than women do. There's been a taboo for so long about women and sex and masturbation and so forth that the language to describe masturbation didnt' develop as readily for women.

I remember being a freshman in college and a bunch of the guys being totally shocked that I masturbated and admitted to it.