Clarification.
 

We did a cocktail party not dinner, but made sure we had several vegetarian/non-pork hors d'oeuvres (sp?) options at standing stations and via servers, and told our special-diet guests in advance what they would be so they knew what to look for. Everyone was well-fed, no problems.

Menu Question
 

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Justin. He had the inside track on trivia about those voted off and Allison from having banged both Allison and Dana. And from having had an occasional weird frat boy wrestling and splashing relationship with David.

P.S. Looks like everyone here was wrong and the three exes decided they couldn't trust Dana, unless you buy her whole, I asked them to vote me off thing. I think that Jun is a bigger threat than anyone at this point; she seems very manipulative away from the others but seems to have mostly avoided everyone's wrath.

I like the way that they just pretend that Scott never even happened. No mention of him at all, ever.

Clarification.
 

My experience with vegetarian choices has, to date, been horrible. Just because I am vegetarian does not mean that I want tofu, black beans and grilled mushrooms. You would be amazed at the reactions I get when I say "just bring me what everyone else is having but without the meat/fish." Anyway, I would hate to fill up on food and not be light on my feet when the table dancing begins. I even intend to buy a new beer coozie for the event (my "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in case -- coincidence?" coozie is starting to look a little shabby).

Menu Question
 

Please tell us that you have made a decision regarding your soup. PLEASE!! The pig has been poked.

Bennifer and J.Lo
 

I have been told by GFs that spending the night partying with strippers creates a presumption - rebuttable, of course - that you had sex with the stripper(s). I am not sure what the standard of proof is to rebut the presumption, but I have never met it.

Voting Slot C
 

According to the ainews.com website, porn starlet Mary Carey has been gathering signatures to get her name on the ballot in the CA recall election.

You can read the story here

(spree: no nudity here, but it is an adult industry news website, so be careful about clicking at work, blah blah blah)

"The 22-year-old blonde said her electoral platform would include taxing breast implants to generate revenue and hiring porn stars to help negotiate better wholesale electricity prices in the energy-strapped state.

She also wants to create a "Porno for Pistols" program under which gun owners would be urged to swap their weapons for X-rated movies in a bid to reduce violence in the freewheeling golden state."

She also wants to make lap dances tax-deductible. A platform we can all, um, get behind.

Punk'd
 

Vandals hit SF Starbucks: hee hee.

But where will we get our coffee in the morning?!?

Voting Slot C
 

This sort of suggests that, in the future, after this mess is over, California really might like to redraft its recall statute.

Bennifer and J.Lo
 

What the hell happened to "innocent until proven guilty"? Unless there is dried spooge, saliva, lube or spermicide on your nethers (or face) (absent an indication of an unnaturally thorough and recent scrubbing) or a photograph with valid date/time stamp showing actual sexual activity then you should not be suspected or questioned. Absent the indicia of cheating that I have listed above, Ben the Fucking Moron should call them all liars and deny that he was even in Canada at the time.

Quit Bitchin -- It Could Have Been Worse
 

Home > News > PTI

Penis in stew turn her a veggie

August 07, 2003 09:03 IST

A Pretoria hospital cleaner has told a high court in the South African capital that she became a vegetarian overnight after she found a piece of penis in her stew.

Sixty-year-old Sophie Matala, an employee at the Pretoria Medforum Hospital, related her story to the court in her damages claim of 2.5 million Rands against the hospital.

She said that her ordeal started on May 11, 1999 when she sat down for lunch at the hospital canteen and ordered her favourite plate of goulash and began to take a few bites of the meat.

Matala said she found the meat slippery and could not cut it with a knife. She then placed it in her mouth but the meat was so tough that she could not bite it.

She then took the meat out of her mouth and inspected it with her colleagues. To her horror she found that it was a piece of penis. But she could not find out whether it was human or animal.

Matala was so traumatised that she vomitted for the rest of the day and from that day was put-off by meat. She had since become a vegetarian.

Claiming damages, she alleged the hospital was responsible for the food at the canteen.

The judge, however, turned down her application, as she had not submitted it within the stipulated time of three years.

(Required Link)

Quit Bitchin -- It Could Have Been Worse
 

:eek:

Doesn't ghoulash normally have ground meat or meat chunks? We aren't talking noodles and sausage links. How in the hell did she identify a little piece of meat as dick meat? I mean, if it was just a piece of the shaft how would you know it is dick? Wait, no, I don't want to know.

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May I just say FUCK? The bulldog will probably be safe this week. I love how she is gonna screw the Oklahomo (i like it) bc she thinks the alliance isnt clutch anymore. That means she has no alliance except to Justin who will put his ambiguously homoerotic relationships with Robert and Jee ahead of her. I would love it if he put up Allison and Nathan but sadly it will probaly be Nathan and either Erika or Jack. Both of whom I like a lot. Could be Jun I suppose but the Jee thing might give her a buffer assuming he tells his boys about their alliance which he is dumb enough to do. I agree Jun is a threat when the alliance should not trust her given how she voted against them two weeks ago.

I heart this show.

Quit Bitchin -- It Could Have Been Worse
 

Reminds me of the time that I was working in a restaurant and a customer complained that there was a chicken butt in his quesadilla. It was recognizable because of the anal opening. He was correct and (of course) his meal was comped. Though I'm not sure he ever returned to the restaurant, and the experience might have turned him veggie. Guess it's true what they say, parts is parts.

QESG
 

Apropos of nothing, does anyone happen to be familiar with a website that ranks sales/rentals of adult videos and DVDs (either amazon.com style or industrywide)?

I saw about 45 seconds of QESG the other night, and it just happened to be when they turned up the straight guy's copy of "My Baby Got Back #10". I've been morbidly curious as to whether exposure on the show has bumped up sales/rentals.

If enough of the audience is gay or female or both, it may have no impact at all, I'd just like to know.

No Slot C Rippage
 

I vehemently disagree for several reasons.

First, I know many people who have had slot C action as early as high school. Many people engage in that action when young because, as most women will state... "They don't know just how uncomfortable it can be." Others dig it. One girl I sort of dated in high school loved it. I was always kind of lukewarm on it. At that age, all sex is good sex... why not sample everything on the smorgasbord?

A really wierd explanation I heard about the Bryant debacle was that Kobe used slot C to avoid a possible paternity suit down the road. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Allegedly, the victim has 6 stitches. Kobe's obviously packing major sausage...

No Slot C Rippage
 

Ouch!!!

And thank you for the visual image that is now burning in my brain as I get ready for a meeting with my new boss that will involve various BB4 and Survivor mental mind game techniques. Now that they have restructured my department I really should start watching those shows for helpful hints on how to survive in the work place.

Anne
Slot C you ask? No way, no how!!

No Slot C Rippage
 

GF said that she had heard something about previous Kobe conquests requiring medical treatment. Has anyone else heard this?

Bennifer and J.Lo - Please kill this thread
 

The hype around these two is really pathetic. That we as a country find these two interesting clearly indicates a lack of good entertainment choices.

The only thing these two will have left after their personal Ishtar leeaves the theatres is hype. I'd like nothing more than to see them just go away. Their utterly dull lives are already taking up more space in my paper than Iraq. And its the same crap over and over - Jenny's mad because her ass was air-brushed. Ben may or may not have fallen off the wagon. Who really cares? This is not good gossip - its total hype. Everyone who feeds this juggernaut of dull commentary is doing exactly what some PR guru in LA wants - saving the careers of two rapidly fading soon-to-be has-beens.

Next thing you know, they'll split and both will work for scale in edgy indie flicks, just like every other hype creation created, chewed up and spit out by Hollywood. Same pattern every time - just change the names and addictions. Everybody in the gig, from the readers of the pap garbage about these two all the way up to the two of them themselves, are being controlled like puppets by PR people. I ask you, the reader, do you like being played by some PR cat? Drop this fucking worthless hype topic and find something worthwhile to obsess over...

S(the only thing more pathetic than these two is reading about and giving a shit about them)D

No Slot C Rippage
 

Oh, hell, you have to try everything once. I've had a chick pull the "prostate exam" move on me... Ain't my thing, but a buddy swears by it. Why not at least try every orifice? You only live once - you might be missing something you dig.

S(don't be heinous, explore the anus)D

No Slot C Rippage
 

ESPN reported two 911 calls from his home to treat undisclosed women. One in May, one in early July. One woman hospitalized. The other treated in the home.

No Slot C Rippage
 

I knew a chick like this in HS. She took it up the butt because (i) she didn't want to get pregnant (apparently condom use was beyond her) and (ii) she didn't feel it was right to deny sex to one's boyfriend. While I know many on this board will hail her for (ii), even if the reasoning was just an excuse to do something she enjoyed but knew others might consider pervy, I think we all need to acknowledge that she's an idiot (even though she was a really nice girl). How do we know she's an idiot? Because she told everyone. Let's say her name was "Gertrude." The phrase "the G position" became common slang in my HS within 2 weeks, and this girl never caught on to what people found funny about it or what it meant, even though it appeared in the school paper, various school radio broadcasts, and several graduation-related speeches. If anyone else was doing it, they definitely weren't talking.

BR(the fact that she was chubby, short and had a rather violently snub nose and therefore jokes about the G position were often embroidered with images of piggies on all fours squealing didn't help)C

No Slot C Rippage
 

And people say kids are cruel.

The Really Good Thing About the California Recall
 

It takes the focus off of how screwed up things are in Texas. I'm sure the 11 dems in New Mexico agree...*



*note: this post is not a criticism of the 11 dems in NM

No Slot C Rippage
 

Those from the South should recognize:

(iii) Debutante Virgins.

No Slot C Rippage
 

So, to pull a popular move around here and turn a topic into my own, I remember seeing in the French flick "Fat Girl" that the cad-eventual-deflower told this girl that having anal intercourse would allow her to remain a virgin, but still be a demonstration of her love.

Anyone ever had this line tried on them?

No Slot C Rippage
 

I heard similar statements in the months after I moved to San Francisco. But phrased much less politely.

Punk'd
 

Hey asshole - when did vandalism become funny?

Poll: Flash Mobs, not Funk Mobs.
 

So....I was just minding my own business the other day, when I was nearly suffocated within a Flash Mob at the Harvard Coop.
After seeing it and reading the later reports, I think, what a fun thing to do! So, I have two poll questions for the board:

1. Has anyone ever been in a Flash Mob (and if so, what kind); and
2. What kind of Flash Mob should we, the legal illuminati, attempt?

Just curious.

Seven
http://www.sfgate.com/news/pictures/...flashmobs9.jpg
A Hallmark moment: Nearly 200 people arrive at the greeting store section of Harvard's COOP store for Boston's first "flash mob" event.
"Flash mobs" are crowds that converge at prearranged locations to perform wacky stunts -- in this case, pretending to look for a card for a friend.

Contest: Last Bilmore Standing
 

Who is it folks? Is it:

Or from leagl:- in response to this-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BR(the fact that she was chubby, short and had a rather violently snub nose and therefore jokes about the G position were often embroidered with images of piggies on all fours squealing didn't help)C
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or is it anyting from Lookingfor "thanks but we already have a bilmore" market?

No Slot C Rippage
 

I knew a very twisted chick like this in LAW SCHOOL. No, I am not kidding. She was a huge girl who came from a family of Irish Jesus Freaks. She'd get drunk as hell and attack this one guy whom she wanted. Finally, one night after a party at his place, she passed out in his bed. Well, he was inebriated and so went for it. She then told him he could only go for slot C. When he protested that he'd rather have conventional sex she said she was saving herself for marriage.

S(this bit of idiocy once again brought to you by organized religion)D

Punk'd
 

Hey punk from nowhere, when did it stop being funny is the real question? The answer is never! Vive le revoluccion!

No Slot C Rippage
 

You went to HS with Thurgreed's mama?!?

This just in
 

I read somewhere (OK, it was People magazine) that Lucy Liu and Lara Flynn Boyle are dating younger guys.
It seems that LFB is dating some guy named Penske...coincidence?

No Slot C Rippage
 

What the hell was he doing, beating women with it?

Strip City
 

Speaking of strippers, I have a book recommendation for Sidd. I'm almost through "Strip City" by Lily Burana, who was a stripper turned journalist. Several years after she stopped stripping, she got engaged, and she decided to do a last tour across the US to come to terms with her stripping past. She started out by going to Stripper School in Florida, and then she stripped in clubs in Pueblo, Colorado, Vegas, Dallas, El Paso, Ankorage, and Chyanne. She was one of the named plaintiffs in the case against the Mitchell Brothers in San Francisco regarding stage fees and independent contractor status. So far it's been an interesting book with some laugh out loud funny moments and some pretty sad ones too. I'm not quite done with the book, but I'd recommend it to the FB on general principle and also because I think it's fairly well written.

Punk'd
 

Hey loser sock that never ejaculates, typical that you wouldn't get it since vandalism is immature, irresponsible behavior.

No Slot C Rippage
 

That sounds like the m.o., from back in the days, of that Philadelphia area High school lacrosse coach who just got busted for making love to several of her young teenage charges?

Coincidence?

No Slot C Rippage
 

I'll try just about anything once. But, when I see the size of Tab A there ain't no way it's going into Slot C. Other, smaller tabs, have played with Slot C. Don't like it at all.

I've only had one guy ask for Slot C, do you FB boys really like it that much, or do you just like to talk about it?

Strip City
 

A few questions:

1. Is this one of those "I was a stripper, but now I realize how disgusting it all was and I think all the guys who go to strip clubs are evil assholes" type rants?

2. Is it the polar opposite of the above, in following the "being a stripper lets me experience the power of my womanhood, and is liberating for all women involved" line?

3. Are there pictures?

4. Am I in any of the pictures?

the glass is half full
 

No. I'd do LFB. Why not, maybe I'd learn something.