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Hey, this is great! Someone is finally trying to take over a thing that I invented.

mmm(invented getting bored of anal sex because his girlfriend wanted it all the time)3587

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Jesus fucking Christ. OK, this guy I sometimes have sex with, while having many good points, for some reason is somewhat fixated on doing things to the ears (not anything kinky, just like mouth stuff). This is irritating and non-sexy to me. This may contribute to the fact that I would never have a real relationship with him. The fact that he lives well over a thousand miles away might also have something to do with it.

Now fucking spit it the fuck out, dammit.

Why the FB sucks
 

Hey Mr. Wannabe a Player

Might I suggest that rather than impose your opinions on the whole board bc it is whta you think (how very Jeff Zucker of you- are you a junior exec at NBC, or just hoping to be by applying to the want ads in Variety?), you might just use the Ignore Function. If I post a lot, and it doesnt interst you, then I am a perfect candidate for it, right? That way you can continue to happily pretend you are an LA player who is still hip enough to do the scene. Tomato basil soup aside,

Sorry if I seem harsh but I have spent enough time around these wannabes using a JD or MBA to try to be a hollywood player that they really annoy the crap out of me. Either your dad is connected or he isnt. Dropping names and a nice grad degree isnt fooling anyone. ANd dont try to seem like you are an angeleno when clearly you arent. It is so obvious.

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She got board quo. that should be enough.

one ex liked to be spanked. me? not so much for doing it. relationship lasted a while, so not a dealkiller.

short answer to fit paigow's box: no.

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I rather think it's his connection to Drew Carey that's quite the reason for his not being considered funny here.

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Mmmmm, boss sex.

Note to IT, HR, & others: "Mmmmm, boss sex" was meant generically and was not meant to apply to any particular person or boss.

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I want to hear some kinky stuff while you still have the Jennifer Anniston avatar. I don't think I would make this request if you still had your old avatar, but now I must know. Monica and Phoebe aren't here, so spill the figurative beans, NCS.

Where do I go for my Olivia Wilde fix now?
 

As someone who hatefully watched every episode of Skin ever to air, let me say that I am :mad: !! TV is the east, and Olivia is the sun. I thought having the latina nanny assume the role of "nurse" and help sneak Rome out of school was brilliant! Apparently the public didn't agree.

Perhaps Olivia will do Playboy!

But speaking of trash TV, how about that OC last night? That was Some Kind Of Wonderful television, huh? Right down to the confusing practice/kiss! Of course, Seth and Summer are MEANT TO BE, right? Right???

Switching channels, I'm glad that Bob did the right thing and axed the chick who had the stink of death on her. I think the remaining episodes are only a formality and Ms. Kalamazoo is a shoo-in. Geographic proximity, combined with the fact that she's a million times more pretty and fun, make whatsherface a good combination. Anyone think otherwise?

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Well there are really two things. One is that every time we have sex, I have to suck his finger and make it look like I am giving him a blowjob. Then every time after we have sex, and sometimes before, I have to go down on him. Now this would be fine except that he is like Sting and likes to go for hours, so I end up giving like five blowjobs in a session. This on top of the fingersucking. I am gonna have a jaw like Ben Assflakes if this continues.

Half of me wants to say, "hey I know you are thrilled to have a good blow and all, but Sebby assures me that blowjobs are just totally overrrated so why are you wearing out my jaw?"

My face gets arthritic thinking about many years of this, and I think that finger blowjob business is just frankly kinda weird, so I am starting to think this may not go the distance.

Fine. Burger, give me some quid

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Maybe this is how I got on your buddy (butt-y - get it?) list.

Why the FB may stop sucking - at least for a bit
 

Hey! Now we're talking. This is what I like to see. No offense to either Less or Paigow w/r/t their ongoing feud, for their spat has produced some of the most memorable posts of FB history. It's just that, these days, they both seem to be IMing it in.

e.g.:

paigow: less, you IGnorant slut, if you got a real job, maybe you would not HAve ot get some FB chick puking drunk befroe she blows you blah BLah balh

less: paigow, you ignorant slut, I've been blown by no less than seven of your personalities, although never to completion, and I realize this still constitutes a minority position for you blah blah blah


This Str8-paigow thing, however, has real potential. Candidly, I'm not really sure how it started. I am probably missing context, but it seems that one day paigow just started lobbing genades into the Str8 camp. But who really cares? I say keep up the good work. Carry on indeed!

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Explain? Did he put the ketchup on himself or on you? If on you, how did you taste it? And what exactly is a "blood fetish"? Did he like to pretend that you were bleeding? Dead?

Maybe he really had a ketchup fetish, but knew how you felt about it, so he told you he likes to do it to dead bloody corpses so that you wouldn't think he was a freak or anything.

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The correct answer is to get a job where you get free sodas brought to your mini-fridge in your outer-office where your personal secretary sits (also supplied by your employer), and then bring them home in your gym bag.

Hey, there's got to be a few perks to go along with the pay cut of going in-house.

It would be mainly correct to say that I am mostly bragging here about getting free sodas and having my own secretary. How pathetic.

str8.

Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the top down, we're storming the big town
 

Personally, I could tolerate the finger thing much more easily than the extended oral sex thing, unless he's not going to care that I bite down when my jaw gets tired. This seems like it could be something y'all could, you know, like talk about or whatever.

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I had an ex who always wanted me to talk dirty, especially on the phone. It didn't do it for me, and always felt a little awkward. It wasn't a deal breaker, but I did find myself dreading talking to him on the phone, which led to the eventual souring of our relationship.

I might try something weird and fetishy if it didn't involve animals or small children. I certainly enjoy some things that others might find weird and fetishy. But I concur with whomever said that generally if I'm squicked out by the weird and fetishy request, its becuase I am starting to be squicked out by the requestor.