Alphabet Soup
 

Pick up after my dog? Why would I pick that up?

And I must admit to not always washing immediately after some traditional Slot B sex. Sometimes I just fall asleep after my hard work.

Alphabet Soup
 

Reminds me of a faux commericial on SNL years ago for FecalVision, the glasses that let you see all fecal matter.

Inside Track
 

Gotta love the Boston Herald. Read it for your self here.

Latin and Aramaic?! What the...? How can they tell it's anti-anything?

Not soon enough.

Alphabet Soup
 

Testify, Brother Finch.

I like it. Does that make me a gay guy?

Alphabet Soup
 

Yes. Thank you.

You know the answer to this one - that's why she's the ex. She was clearly insane.

Because gay men like that, that's why they're gay.

Thank you, you're right again.

Alphabet Soup
 

I am considenig offering a BJ with swallow to any man who can have at least three women testify that his splooge is "sweet and creamy". Not just is light on the bleach smell and taste but is actually something that tastes good enough that I would be sad if te man took it away from me.

I sense that gay men have slightly different taste experiences when it comes to splooge. NTTAWWT

Alphabet Soup
 

See Sid - we're right on this.

Will Gigli Make the List?
 

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/0...rtnersite=espn

THE 12 MOST UNDERRATED MOVIES OF ALL TIME


And I thought only Gwinky and I saw Sudden Death -- Van Damme and hockey, how could it miss?

Blackberry
 

If only they all did. . .

Alphabet Soup
 

My list had a theme. You will note that I specified sex with your current squeeze. Jumping up and washing after sex that does not involve either Slot C or what I will from this point on call the Thurgreed treatment is not sexy.

Alphabet Soup
 

I will sleep with my dog any time over eating or sleeping at the homes of people who allow their litter box residue laden cats to walk all over their kitchen counter, table, and ever other available surface. Squicks me out just thinking about it.

Alphabet Soup
 

No, but with cats we all, especially pregnant women, need to be aware of the dangers of Toxoplasmosis.

Alphabet Soup
 

I guess you gotta prove it.
Funny how every guy who wants you to swallow isn't interested in kissing you right after. How can you say "it's not because I am afraid it will taste bad and then I will have to stop pestering you to guzzle it but rather because it is weird to eat your own bodily fluids" when most men have, at one time or another, eaten, among other things, their own boogers and/or scabs?

Alphabet Soup
 

A new FB low (no offense, RP).

Alphabet Soup
 

Alphabet Soup
 

WTF? I repeat, WTF?

This will go without the requisite NTTAWWT because there is most assuredly something WWT.

Alphabet Soup
 

Hey, all six of the litter boxes in my house are cleaned at least once per day. And my little ones stay indoors and thus have less nasties on their "widdle fingers and toes" than you probably do. Leave my pussies out of this.

Alphabet Soup
 

Once again, your experiences do not give you insight into "every guy." I gladly kiss any woman whose just blown me. Just like I've been perfectly happy to go down on a woman who has fucked me.

This same discussion went on on Infirm about 18 months ago, so you can go back and verify that I'm not making it up for this discussion.

But hey -- who am I to question a woman who has to threaten to maim her husband, instead of just asking him not to do something she dislikes?

I had a very painful left toe a few weeks ago, and was convinced I had gout. What disturbed me the most about this was that the name of the malady is so unmelodious. It sounds disgusting, even though it's not really all that disgusting (compared to other diseases, that is...)

Turns out, I don't have gout (my doctor said if I really had gout, I wouldn't be able to wear my shoes because it woud be so painful.) The pain has gone away now, so whatever it was, I don't have it anymore.

Alphabet Soup
 

Well, we still do it Thrasher's-Fan-style, too. And is the Thurgreed treatment her Tab D in my Slot C? That doesn't involve my hands.

Alphabet Soup
 

It's people like you what cause unrest.

Alphabet Soup
 

Just the fact that I have to say "get off it already, it was a joke" makes me think that you know it was and are just trying to be a pain in my ass which won't work because I won't let it.

I think if you have gout, you have to say "I have the gout," to get the full effect.

Edited to remove random insult of bilmore.

Gaping Specialists
 

Hey Paigow: I love you dearly, but fuck you and your family.

Smooches.

Alphabet Soup
 

I was going to invite Idle Acts to sleep at my house (she sounds hot, and I am in an adventurous mood and wonder whether she feels like playing teacher), but I do have a cat and cannot always control where he walks. Only the dogs get to sleep on the bed, however.

Alphabet Soup
 

Yes, we all remember this about you.

Speaking of Spooge
 

Gaping Specialists
 

Oh, I am sorry. Str8- I am hungry. Should I get the gorgonzola or the parmesan put on my salad? And I am making dinner for a bunch of friends this weekend. Should I serve chocolate or vanilla pudding? I prefer chocolate, but some people are allergic to it. So maybe I should just go for vanilla even though it is just so vanilla. I am having the dinner at my really swanky apartment so I have to serve dessert.

And will someone PM mn when the disgusting fecal germs convo is over?

A Post For SD
 

Yeah that shark thing was the first thing I've ever seen on a reality show that made me think "hmmm these people might be in some jeopardy here." Especially seeing as how it was in Australia, where people think nothing of going out to swim amidst the box jellyfish and whatnot. For a very entertaining book read, check out Bill Bryson's "In a Sunburned Country," especially the bits about how laissez-faire the aussies are about the potential for death or extremely serious injury.

I thought Jon's line "C'mon honey, you're getting beat by a gay guy" was hilarious. They haven't shown any evidence that Jon is homophobic, but it's weird that Chip would be talking shit if Jon hadn't said or done something.

We are definitely rooting for Kelly and Jon in the str8 household. No question about it.

Alphabet Soup
 

No, the treatment involves a girl who lacks the courtesy to inform the guy about certain salient details of her calendar. You are thinking of the Sebby surprise. Pay attention.

Sheesh! Mixing up Sebby and Thurgreed, really.

Unbelievable
 

It really warms an economist's heart, doesn't it. And the transaction costs are pretty minimal!

That said, I'm currently taking advantage of the internet market for White Stripes tickets in LA. People selling them on eBay aren't receiving very high bids as compared to what people are able to sell them for on Craig's list. I'm filling an important role here.

Alphabet Soup
 

Really? I guess this makes you more bangable.

Edited to add...I can't believe I just used that word. You people are beginning to affect my speech.

TAR
 

From the footage they have shown, Chip & Reichen seem obsessed by the idea that everyone else is obsessed with their homosexuality. Reichen yelled to Chip about Jon "he got beat by a gay guy" about 10 minutes before Jon said the same thing to Kelly. Reichen's comments just felt par for the course.

FRIDAY POLL
 

Seven friends and I once tried to play hearts for 24 hours in a row. We would have done it easily but for the fact that we started at midnight at the end of a long day. We made it til about 7:00 p.m. the next night. Interesting, the seven of us who played together regularly at my high school came out almost exactly tied. The eighth, a friend of mine from another school who was a decent hearts player, got killed.


To actually answer the poll, I'd like to get a record that would give me some street cred, something like most 40s consumed, most weed smoked, most coke snorted, something fun like that.

Distill alcohol at your desk
 

From people with too much time on their hands - how to make your PC distill alcohol...

The basics of distillation are simple, you heat alcoholic fluid until the alcohol starts to evaporate, then you cool it so it condenses elsewhere into pure alcohol. To put it simply, the key components are a heating device and a cooling device. Now the average PC, has both a heating device (The processor) and a cooling device (The fan). The question we asked was "By separating the processor from its fan and adding a few small components, could we convince an ordinary PC to distil alcohol?"

PC distiller

Unbelievable
 

Are you arb'ing between ebay and craig's list? Damone indeed.

Alphabet Soup
 

I call bullshit here. You do not finish fucking a woman and then go down on her. That is not done, either as a matter of timing (usually you eat first, fuck second) or hygiene (no one eats his own sloppy seconds).

TAR
 

Likely unnecessary spoiler space









I thought the comment about how "Jon is just jealous becuse we are more manly and masculine than he is" was the most obvious example of this. It absolutely killed me to see the clowns go (and not just because I saw Jon shot out of a cannon a few weeks back). Chip and Reichen are much more obsessed with what they perceive of their sexuality than any of the other gay teams that have been on the show. That was obvious at the beginning when they blocked the train station doors or tried to skip the line to get on the boat and then claimed that people hated them because they were gay rather than because they're assholes. They aren't any fun. Give me the Cha Cha Chas any day. And while they're jerks, they aren't as much fun to hate as the Guidos. Of course, I would probably dislike them more if they wore matching shirts every day too.

Kelly is a shrew. He needs to think long and hard before he marries her.

What frustrated me most about the episode was that it was impossible to tell how far back Jon and Al were. I am curious because if it was close, then it seems that there is a good chance that had Jon done the shark tank instead of Al, they might have made it. Jon has nerves of steel. They were my favorite from the beginning.

Unlike Chip and Reichen, I learned the lesson of the Harvard Law bimbos. The last couple of episodes have taught me to pay careful attention to signs, (even the ones for going the other way) and to continue to check for better flights even after you have the reservations. I file these lessons away, as the Amazing Race is the only reality show I would go on. Unfortunately, this might be the end, as it is expensive and hasn't been getting the ratings the network wants after trying it in several time slots.

Cosmo
 

Don't even joke about babe of pigs (sigh) like that, Mister BBC Webpage Reader. I got a shotgun in the gunrack of the Ford as we speak, and Big Ed knows how to get rid of bodies, if you catch my drift.

Alphabet Soup
 

Mmmnnnn, scabs. Hhhhnnnnnnnnhhhh.

and Robust Puppy said "And there are some who like to see the money shot." Will you marry me?

Less (last said by me to SEC_Chick when she posted that she likes to eat her boogers, in a neat-o tying of threads two years apart kind of way) inSF