Spray on tan
 

Speaking of which, does anyone find these appealing? Or do they (as with me) simply conjure up images of cringing, screaming agony? Saw a guy walking around with them this weekend--otherwise just the usual body hardware and tats. Wouldn't this cause excruciating suffering if he got em caught in say his sweater? Do they close up eventually or will he be able to wear earrings on his chest for all eternity?

Spray on tan
 

With my UV-free tan, fashionable threads and hipster lingo, when I go to the local trendy club tonite it will be like Fonzy walking into Happy Days--except that the owner will not be Korean and the women will be in little-black cocktail dresses instead of poodle-skirts.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

With recent discussions and your preface, I was disappointed with the actual question.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Granted, I'm not a Masshole, but what it told me was "white/cream trousers with blue blazer, crest optional, and rep tie." But that assumed they were talking about Cape Cod. If they meant Cape Town, YMMV.

Bitch, please. White bucks in either case.

A(listen to Jungle Brothers; dress Brooks Bros.)G

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Something along these lines?

http://www.bushwood.net/shack/caddy079.JPG

Psychedelic Putt Putt
 

I tried this over the weekend.

http://www.putting-edge.com/

Where was stuff like this when I did drugs?

A privilege, not a right.
 

I don't mean to be a recreational drug totalitarian or anything, but if the best thing you can think of to do while on drugs is play glow in the dark mini golf, perhaps you are not so deserving of those drugs in the first place.

Spray on tan
 

I take back the part about you getting laid.

A privilege, not a right.
 

They also have pizza.

Tapped Out
 

Does anyone know whether this means he loses his space on the recall ballot?

Spray on tan
 

Ever seen what a nipple looks like after a nipple ring has been ripped out of it?

S(I saw it once - it looked nasty)D

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Fuck that blue blazer crap. For summer weddings a full seersucker suit is the best.

S(and never wear socks with it)D

Tapped Out
 

Ahnuld better hope so, because the Big Mo that a dead man can build is just overwhelming. Just ask Ashcroft.

Mormon hypo
 

So let's say that it's 2006 and the Supreme Court has just invalidated state laws that ban gay marriage. Someone in Utah says, "Well if the gays get to marry, and they're all sinful and against God's will and everything, I don't see why Mormons have to put up with this only having one wife B.S. After all, having multiple wives makes you closer to God*, so the Church should repeal the prohibition against bigamy. At the next Church meeting, the leaders vote to repeal, and the next week, legislation is introduced to repeal Utah's bigamy statute.

Here's the question: How likely is this scenario and how would the rest of America react?



* This was an actual LDS teaching, but after realizing that the US would not allow them to become a state, a Mormon leader had a revelation that multiple wives should not be allowed "yet."

Spray on tan
 

No, but I sure as hell thought I was going to--the nimrod was jogging shirtless in the woods. Yee-owch!

P(not that I'd interfere with anyone's right to accessorize--the rings were very delicate and pretty)J

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Agree. I went to a wedding 2 weekends ago where the dress was "garden party chic." Two of the best-dressed men there found fantastic seersucker suits and pulled it off. Plus, it can get damn sticky and humid on Cape Cod. Seersucker is much more pleasant than most navy blazers (unless it's a nice linen).

Tapped Out
 

I love a good laugh at the expense of a dead person. Certainly not at the level of laughing at the living, especially right in front of them when they have fallen down and really hurt themselves though. I will no longer engage in the charade. I saw someone trip off of the curb the other day and go down hard and I just laughed. I did not point, that would be cruel. If anyone is reading sarcasm into this, please stop. I am as serious as a compund fracture on someone else is funny.

Mormon hypo
 

Ummm...they can quit being smug hypocrites and finally have an excuse buy the mistresses/misters(?) a nice gold ring?

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Garden party chic?

I just TUIMMALB.

Mormon hypo
 

Why would Utah need a supreme court ruling about homosexual marriage to repeal its bigamy laws?

Spray on tan
 

Heed this lesson -- one post too many.

nerd

Edit: As already astutely observed by PLF.

The Crest
 

That picture fucking kills me...

The Crest can never be worn on anything anywhere anytime, even if you are an archduke of something.

If I saw someone wearing a Crest I'd be forced, er, no, compelled by moral obligation, to chug my drink in his/her face and crack the glass off his/her forehead.

The Crest
 

Although I abhor violence, I concur, particularly if the person were the host of an event with a garden party chic dress code.

Spray on tan
 

Waitaminute, you are also Pushy the Hottie, right? Single again? Boy is today my lucky day!

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Dude, you shouldnt be posting Cheval's pic here. That's outable.

The Crest
 

Same goes for seersucker. What is it with you Easterners and seersucker. Seersucker should never be seen outside of Savanah. And even then - it better be damned hot and finished with a hat.

A privilege, not a right.
 

PLF, I read his post to say he played on the webpage and wished he were on drugs. the page is really cool, and has pretty colors, plus there some mindfucks like if you go to "Locations" it doesn't tell you locations but if you get bored and go to "Parties" then it gives you locations- its like wooooow! anyway if I'm right, this would be an acceptable use of drugs, unless you're saying sitting all alone and playing on the internet is a waste of drugs. if you are saying just wasting time on the internet is a waste of good drugs, then I'm wasting the last of my vicadins right now.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

LIGARAWYT.

The Crest
 

Dude you are totally doing my work for me. Thanks for being my henchwoman..

and fwiw, nobody would ever put garden party chic on an invite, the invite would indicate garden party and chic would be limited to those who actually are chic. which is like fifteen people in this country.

ok, I am done channeling DS. I willl go back to narcisism parsisism.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Presumably, neither does the person who called for the dress code (rather than simply described it), but at least his or her defensiveness (if I am understanding your acronym correctly) would be understandable.

Spray on tan
 

Hot to trot, and pleasantly bosomy. At least that's what my mind's eye always said.

The Crest
 

My condition has worsened, I just TUAOM.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

I assume they said "chic" to convey both (1) don't dress like the low-rent slovens you usually are and (2) don't wear those goddamn huge-flowered Southern belle dresses that make every woman who wears them look like a couch?

Having to say either strongly argues in favor of getting a new set of friends. But then, saying such a stupid thing in an invitation strongly argues in favor of just staying away from other people altogether.

Mormon hypo
 

I would react positively as this would up my chances for a polyamorous lifestyle without the guilt of adultery. Or the Scarlett Letter.

Tapped Out
 

Was that the guy who split open his skull and is still in a coma? LOL! I wasn't there but I saw the amateur video on the Faces of Death Network. I laughed so hard I almost died.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Wow. Sorry that their dress code was so offensive to your delicate sensibilities.

Not sure why I'm even explaining, but it was my friends' commitment ceremony in another friend's backyard, and they had guests coming in from all over from age 5 to 80. They wanted to convey that they wanted people to be comfortable but a bit dressy and summery, not like they were at a clambake. It's a wedding and a happy, lighthearted affair, it fit their day, and what counts is that the guests understood what they meant.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

I need an acronym decoder ring.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

I'm not sure what this means but is sounds kinky! Can I watch?

Tapped Out
 

Oh, you're just shitting with me because there isn't a faces of death network -- or is there? Anyway, there was unfortunately no skull fracture involved but that would have been funny too. I just hate the way that people feign concern when someone trips or otherwise hurts himself when you know that the helper is just dying to laugh and call the helpee a dumb clumsy motherfucker. Toddlers who try to move faster than their uncoordinated little bodies can stand are funny too. I would certainly render aid if needed (or call for it) but I would still laugh and I fully expect people to laugh at me if I misjudge the curb or something. Admit it, that shit is funny.

Mormon hypo
 

Don't get your hopes up, sweetie. If you think the affirmation of a gay Episcopal bishop could lead to a schism, it's nothing compared to what would happen in Mormondom if polygyny were reinstated. Even for pretty orthodox and conservative Mormons, that would be the fulfillment of their worst nightmare.

tm