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bilmore 08-12-2003 12:27 AM

Discuss amongst yourselves.
 
In a 218 to 201 vote, the ABA's policy-making body amended its ethics code to allow, but not require, lawyers to breach attorney-client privilege if they believe doing so would stop a client from committing a financial crime or fraud.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp...nguage=printer

sgtclub 08-12-2003 02:03 AM

Discuss amongst yourselves.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bilmore
In a 218 to 201 vote, the ABA's policy-making body amended its ethics code to allow, but not require, lawyers to breach attorney-client privilege if they believe doing so would stop a client from committing a financial crime or fraud.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp...nguage=printer
this is an interesting development, as the SEC attempted to require something similiar, but the position papers submitted by 80 or so law firms watered it down (to require the lawfirm to first go to the board and then, if necessary, withdraw "noisily"), relying on attorney-client privilege.

paigowprincess 08-12-2003 07:43 AM

Spray on tan
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I know of at least one person who would disagree:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/ima...9_36740_rt.jpg

TM
Slave may disagree but he also shaves his arms so take it fwiw. HMDV

paigowprincess 08-12-2003 07:56 AM

There is no such thing as garden party chic
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Nor is there such thing as "black tie optional." (Sorry, str8, I love you like a brother I've never met, but this is true.)

The point of dress traditions is to make everyone comfortable by making clothing irrelevant. In this way, black tie is somewhat like nudism, without all the towels on the seats. Yes, this means that the boys are all wearing the same thing and can't express their flamboyant originality by wearing their piano keyboard ties, etc. Most would agree this is a good thing.

When I receive a black tie or black tie optional invitation, my first thought is not, "Oh, those fuckers, making me dress up. I wish they would stop oppressing me." My thought is, "I hope everyone wears black tie." I feel slightly uncomfortable at a BT party talking with someone wearing a business suit or white tie, just as if they showed up at a poolside BBQ wearing jacket and tie.

Black tie optional accidentally makes all the people who wear black tie feel slightly more dressed up (not the point of the whole exercise, mind you) and the people who wear suits feel slightly less so. It reintroduces clothing, and noticing clothing, back into the party dynamics. ("Huh, I would have figured he owns a tux, with the money he's making at Cravath" etc.)

That said, I would rather go to a BTO party than a "creative black tie" holiday party, because there will always be some schmuck with a LED novelty tie, or a tie shaped like holly leaves, or some shit like that. I know it's not very Chrismassy, but these people should be festively beaten.
AMDV

Dude, you have no business talking about party attire.

Look at this atrocity you wore when I saw you in SF

bridge of love 08-12-2003 08:10 AM

Monday Poll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
This is sort of reality TV based but not necessarily.

It appears that at least one couple had sex in the Big Brother 4 (in like the first week or so) house although I missed that episode. If they did the deed, it is a first for U.S. Big Brother shows.

Question: If you were cast in a reality TV show, would you have sex with the cameras rolling? For those of you I already know are going to answer yes, what show would you want it to be and would you do it furtively under the covers or buck nekkid for all the world to see like a porn star? And if the first 2 questions are too easy, what would all you wannabe porn stars do to give the internet live feed watchers (or the cameramen for those who prefer a different reality show) a thrill?

You can make whatever assumptions you wish about the hotness and willingness of the fellow contestants, permission from the SO, ability to keep one's parents and grandparents from watching, etc. but may not assume any changes to your own physical anatomy.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Fu(a sex poll from me, what is the world coming to?)gee
my fear about screwing on camera would be, that it ends up too mundane to make the actual show. that would hurt.

ias_39 08-12-2003 08:55 AM

The Federales vs attorney client privilege
 
Originally posted by bilmore

Quote:

In a 218 to 201 vote, the ABA's policy-making body amended its ethics code to allow, but not require, lawyers to breach attorney-client privilege if they believe doing so would stop a client from committing a financial crime or fraud.
This business of blaming the client thing is quite odd. Generally, the problem seems less the client than a promoter of some legal, accounting, finance, or regulatory chicanery, a promoter who increasingly is an attorney. The attorneys have following bankers, consultants, and accountants down the rabbit-hole of selling legal, finance, and regulatory products.

The government responded to such activities in the tax area by enacting IRC 6111 & 6112, which require the registration of certain transactions as potentially abusive tax shelters and the maintenance of client lists with respect to such transactions. The IRS is empowered to demand such lists. Currently, there's litigation under those provisions where clients, suing as Does and Roes who have asserted privilege under Section 7525 (akin to attorney-client-privilege) or attorney client privilege to avoid having their identities disclosed. I expect the courts will generally find against such taxpayers, and if not, Congress will weaken Section 7525 and attorney-client privilege, to allow the IRS to get at such client lists.

I also expect that if attorneys in practice areas other than tax move away from acting in their traditional capacity as a professional with respect to a transaction, and toward acting as a promoter, those attorneys will face similar attacks on privilege. The privilege was not designed to protect lawyers acting as bankers. These aren't situations where where the client has done some evil shit and wants advice from a litigator. It's more a situation where some lawyer designs or promotes a tax, finance, or regulatory arbitrage/product/insert-euphemism-of-choice and goes CFO-to-CFO peddling the thing.

ias_39 08-12-2003 08:59 AM

Justine Henin-Hardenne
 
A friend lent me a copy of his high-performance coaching USTA newsletter. There's a series of pictures of Kuerten, Roddick, and Henin-Hardenne swinging through a forehand. I don't really watch tennis so I hadn't noticed before, but Henin's got great legs, and a great body period. I flipped to her stats on the web and she's something like 5'5" 125 lbs. Anyone who thinks she's a skeletor is smoking dope.

paigowprincess 08-12-2003 09:07 AM

Justine Henin-Hardenne
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ias_39
A friend lent me a copy of his high-performance coaching USTA newsletter. There's a series of pictures of Kuerten, Roddick, and Henin-Hardenne swinging through a forehand. I don't really watch tennis so I hadn't noticed before, but Henin's got great legs, and a great body period. I flipped to her stats on the web and she's something like 5'5" 125 lbs. Anyone who thinks she's a skeletor is smoking dope.
Home sick today, coup?

Hantuchova, who weighs about the same but is sis feet tall is the skeletor. Henin-Hardenne is the one I mistakely thought married daddy. she does bear a serious resemblance to the gal the mustachioed chick is dallying with, fwiw.

And speaking of tennis, I cannot decide if it is worth goig to the Open this year. Serena is out, Venus is likely out, Monica is likely out (if she issnt already), Lindsay's foot hurt in the finals at Carson on Sunday, Jennifer Capriati is injured and could be out. The women's matches will be a bore.

And on the men's side, there are only a handful of players I enjoy watching - Federer and Henman play net which is the funnest to watch though I am not enamored of either player. Roddick is fun but I am not enamored of him yet. i heart Agassi but he has been looking slow lately and at the moment, I dont pick him to go as far as I like (I predict quarters but I need to see the draw). I heart Phillipoussis but he isnt usually around past the round of 16. Herwitt has gone down the tubes. Blake is overhyped (I am loathe to admit). I am not sure there are other interesting players. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Is this a good use of Labor Day weekend?

Editd to add that I forgot two of my laminated list men - Moya and Kuerten. Kuerten wont go far but we may not see much more of him bc his hip hurts. Moya goes quite far and will probably be making more visits to me in my dreams. maybe it s worth going to.

rest of lam list is phillipoussis, benicio del toro and anthony kiedis with mcconaughey on reserve.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-12-2003 09:18 AM

The Cat Slippery Slope
 
Quote:

Originally posted by TexLex
We have four [cats].
We should conduct a lunacy poll. I was always pretty sure who was crazy and who wasn't from posting styles, but it might be easier to just ask how many cats you have.

Thurgreed(bonus wackadoo points if you call them "kitties")Marshall

leagleaze 08-12-2003 09:22 AM

The Cat Slippery Slope
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We should conduct a lunacy poll. I was always pretty sure who was crazy and wasn't from posting styles, but it might be easier to just ask how many cats you have.

Thurgreed(bonus wackadoo points if you call them "kitties")Marshall
I have 2 cats. I very briefly had 3 cats when I was in law school, I rescued the kitten. I took a look around and said you know what, 3 cats is too many cats and is verging on freaky, so I found a home for the kitten. I will stay at 2 cats, and since they are getting old, when the eldest dies, maybe I'll get a dog. I don't see getting another cat though.

ThrashersFan 08-12-2003 09:24 AM

The Cat Slippery Slope
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We should conduct a lunacy poll. I was always pretty sure who was crazy and wasn't from posting styles, but it might be easier to just ask how many cats you have.

Thurgreed(bonus wackadoo points if you call them "kitties")Marshall
Don't you mean itty bitty baby kitties with big kittie claws? Are additional points awarded if you talk to your kitties? What if you respond for them in a witty bitty voice starting sentences with "he/she says" (like "he says he's a hungry itty bitty baby kittie")? What if you have taken to calling at least one of your kitties Pretty Little Flower (the overweight one that has cow markings and was found in a trailer park)? :wink:

paigowprincess 08-12-2003 09:25 AM

The Cat Slippery Slope
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
I have 2 cats. I very briefly had 3 cats when I was in law school, I rescued the kitten. I took a look around and said you know what, 3 cats is too many cats and is verging on freaky, so I found a home for the kitten. I will stay at 2 cats, and since they are getting old, when the eldest dies, maybe I'll get a dog. I don't see getting another cat though.
I have two cats. I don't especially like them but felt obligated to provide a home for them. I call them "the creepy crawlers"

evenodds 08-12-2003 09:29 AM

Justine Henin-Hardenne
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
rest of lam list is phillipoussis, benicio del toro and anthony kiedis with mcconaughey on reserve.
Matthew McConaughey?

Ewwwwww.


Edited to add: I have no problem with MMcC the movie star. He's icky IRL. Had you lived in Austin in the late 90s, you would have had plenty of opportunities to use your laminated list.

evenodds 08-12-2003 09:33 AM

The Cat Slippery Slope
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We should conduct a lunacy poll. I was always pretty sure who was crazy and wasn't from posting styles, but it might be easier to just ask how many cats you have.

Thurgreed(bonus wackadoo points if you call them "kitties")Marshall
What if she types messages to your imaginary friends . . .
and carries a torch for a certain assertive canine?

Does that make me crazy?

Even(one cat, siamese, talks a lot)Odds

leagleaze 08-12-2003 09:35 AM

The Cat Slippery Slope
 
Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
What if she types messages to your imaginary friends . . .
and carries a torch for a certain assertive canine?

Does that make me crazy?

Even(one cat, siamese, talks a lot)Odds
I don't know about how crazy this makes you, but since I am frequently one of the recipients to these messages and my response is pretty much always to type "Hi [cat's name]" that probably says something about how crazy I am.

paigowprincess 08-12-2003 09:41 AM

Justine Henin-Hardenne
 
Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
Matthew McConaughey?

Ewwwwww.


Edited to add: I have no problem with MMcC the movie star. He's icky IRL. Had you lived in Austin in the late 90s, you would have had plenty of opportunities to use your laminated list.
don't hate him bc he is non ethnic.

tell me more about his studding ways.

leagleaze 08-12-2003 09:47 AM

News Flash!
 
Gigli "wasn't good"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movi...eut/index.html

Puft Daddy 08-12-2003 10:01 AM

News Flash!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
[Ben Says] Gigli "wasn't good"

Ben passes the buck and blames the director (and whoever did the editing). Right, and when that doesn't stick, expect him to blame the writer(s). And the camera people, and then the caterers. It couldn't be him or J-Ho, could it?

Which reminds me, has anyone ever officially declared Aff-Ho to be a 'good' actor, and if so, when? I finally got around to seeing 'The Sum of All Fears' and though Ben was awful. By far the worst, least plausible Jack Ryan of them all.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-12-2003 10:02 AM

News Flash!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Gigli "wasn't good"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movi...eut/index.html

There goes Schadenfreude...I guess it was time for me to stop using it anyway IRL...

Seven of Nine 08-12-2003 10:10 AM

Mormon hypo
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
Wow. You are completely full of shit.

And I dare say I know more Mormons than you do.

tm

Ok biatch. See for yourself: Levels of Mormon Heaven and Hell.

(SPREE: The afterlife according to Mormonism)

My Favorite Quote:

OUTER DARKNESS: Non-mormons will be imprisoned in this "Hell" until the resurrection and final judgment. Then Satan and his angels will be cast there for eternity, along with a few "Sons of Perdition," or really evil humans.


I particularly like the concept of non-mormons being put in hell first, where they can sit around and wait until Satan and the angels join them. Which reminds me, do you think they wear flip-flops and capris in Outer Darkness?

As for knowing more Mormons than I do, that is not particularly impressive. I'm willing to stipulate that you in fact know more Mormons than I do.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-12-2003 10:12 AM

Monday Poll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
Question: If you were cast in a reality TV show, would you have sex with the cameras rolling?
First of all, only losers go on reality tv, so they probably wouldn't even give me a second look. But if they did, I would definitely do the dance with no steps, should the occassion arise.

Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
For those of you I already know are going to answer yes, what show would you want it to be and would you do it furtively under the covers or buck nekkid for all the world to see like a porn star?
Amazing Race. I would do it for all the world to see. And I'd want it to be with a hot girl from another team who was on the show to evaluate the relationship of whatever guy she was with. I know this has been done, but it's so fucking funny that it'd be worth it to do again.

Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
And if the first 2 questions are too easy, what would all you wannabe porn stars do to give the internet live feed watchers (or the cameramen for those who prefer a different reality show) a thrill?
No live feeds on Amazing Race, but I'd give the crew a thrill. She could blow me and then I'd hit her slotsy.

TM

dtb 08-12-2003 10:15 AM

Laughing at others' pain
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
[Toddler] was fine [after physical mishap], which enables me to say, damn that was some funny stuff.

Kids are hilarious. Extremely entertaining. You can't make up the shit they do.
This is the only possible reason I can come up with to explain the (otherwise extremely embarrassing for our country) success of the tv genre "America's Funniest ___________".

The funniest ones are where people have horrible mishaps that suggest that they have suffered serious bodily injury (come to think of it -- do they ever show anything else?).

There's one that I still get the giggles over just recalling the scene: one of those picnic tables where the benches are connected to the table. Yep -- you guessed it -- one too many people sitting on one side of the table, nobody on the opposite bench, and the inevitable flip-up of the table and all its contents (I'm sure a jello salad was among the delectables) while the people sitting on the bench fall on their backs.

HILARIOUS I tell you!

paigowprincess 08-12-2003 10:18 AM

Monday Poll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

And I'd want it to be with a hot girl from another team who was on the show to evaluate the relationship of whatever guy she was with. I know this has been done, but it's so fucking funny that it'd be worth it to do again.


TM
It is pretty fun, isn't it? It's my second favorite hobby after tennis and bluffing.

notcasesensitive 08-12-2003 10:20 AM

The Cat Slippery Slope
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We should conduct a lunacy poll. I was always pretty sure who was crazy and wasn't from posting styles, but it might be easier to just ask how many cats you have.

Thurgreed(bonus wackadoo points if you call them "kitties")Marshall
No cats, but SO has one that I am quite fond of. I'm pretty sure I could not live in a house with more than 2 animals. But my mom broke me of any urge to do so by having 3+ dogs most of the time that I was growing up.

n(not a wackado)cs

paigowprincess 08-12-2003 10:22 AM

Laughing at others' pain
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
This is the only possible reason I can come up with to explain the (otherwise extremely embarrassing for our country) success of the tv genre "America's Funniest ___________".

The funniest ones are where people have horrible mishaps that suggest that they have suffered serious bodily injury (come to think of it -- do they ever show anything else?).

There's one that I still get the giggles over just recalling the scene: one of those picnic tables where the benches are connected to the table. Yep -- you guessed it -- one too many people sitting on one side of the table, nobody on the opposite bench, and the inevitable flip-up of the table and all its contents (I'm sure a jello salad was among the delectables) while the people sitting on the bench fall on their backs.

HILARIOUS I tell you!
I have a vivid memory of a fat cat sitting on a tv sleeping who just falls over for no particular reason. Why this was being filmed I have no idea.

But, my friend in college who was a psych major actually wrote a paper on why we laugh at other's falling over. I of course never read it bc I was doing bong hits and bangingb the ultimate team.

notcasesensitive 08-12-2003 10:24 AM

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
 
FoxNews = Fair & Balanced? I don't think so....

NEW YORK (AP) -- Fox News Channel has sued liberal humorist Al Franken and the Penguin Group to stop them from using the phrase "fair and balanced" in the title of his upcoming book.

Filed Monday in Manhattan, the trademark infringement lawsuit seeks to force a Penguin publisher, Dutton books, to rename the book, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right." It also asks for unspecified damages.

Fox News registered "Fair & Balanced" as a trademark in 1995, the lawsuit said.

Franken's "intent is clear -- to exploit Fox News' trademark, confuse the public as to the origins of the book and, accordingly, boost sales of the book," it said.

Dutton spokeswoman Lisa Johnson accused Fox News' parent company, News Corp., of trying to suppress the book, which is due out next month.

"The attempt to keep the public from reading Franken's message is un-American," she said.

[I'd post the link, but that's the whole story. It's on (surprise) cnn.com.]

Shape Shifter 08-12-2003 10:29 AM

News Flash!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Gigli "wasn't good"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movi...eut/index.html
This is not true. He's just saying this for publicity. And where's the spoiler space?

dtb 08-12-2003 10:32 AM

Justine Henin-Hardenne
 
Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
Matthew McConaughey?

Ewwwwww.
He is so on my laminated list*. I have heard, though, that he's pretty skanky in real life. But in the pic-chas, they do make him look dreamy! (Swoon.)


*My husband is attuned to this fact. So much so that whenever some movie is on tv that includes My Dreamboat in the cast, my husband says, "Hey, isn't your boyfriend in this movie?" (or something to that effect.) The last time he said this, our eldest child looked a little confused -- we had to explain that daddy was only kidding.

mmm3587 08-12-2003 10:38 AM

Monday Poll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
It appears that at least one couple had sex in the Big Brother 4 (in like the first week or so) house although I missed that episode. If they did the deed, it is a first for U.S. Big Brother shows.

Question: If you were cast in a reality TV show, would you have sex with the cameras rolling?
Was this Amanda and David the first week? I think that I missed a few of those shows. Anyway, no one ever had sex before in the house? How can you tell, if it's under the covers? I seem to recall, even if not in BB4, some serious under-the-covers action in previous BBs ( I caught a few episodes here and there), and I don't know how you can tell. Once a person is on top of another and they're making out, who can tell if underthings get pulled aside and things get put into other things when it's all under the covers.

We were all in college once, I would imagine, and maybe a few of us have even had roommate in the room sex. This couldn't be that different from that. Unless one party is really a screamer or a thrasher, how can you tell?

As an answer to the poll, I think this would depend how much I could subconsciously ignore the cameras. Even though I say that I would always know that they were there, it seems that everyone one these shows always talks about how they just forget they're there after a while.

W.W.L.D. 08-12-2003 10:39 AM

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
FoxNews = Fair & Balanced? I don't think so....

NEW YORK (AP) -- Fox News Channel has sued liberal humorist Al Franken and the Penguin Group to stop them from using the phrase "fair and balanced" in the title of his upcoming book.

Filed Monday in Manhattan, the trademark infringement lawsuit seeks to force a Penguin publisher, Dutton books, to rename the book, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right." It also asks for unspecified damages.

Fox News registered "Fair & Balanced" as a trademark in 1995, the lawsuit said.

Franken's "intent is clear -- to exploit Fox News' trademark, confuse the public as to the origins of the book and, accordingly, boost sales of the book," it said.

Dutton spokeswoman Lisa Johnson accused Fox News' parent company, News Corp., of trying to suppress the book, which is due out next month.

"The attempt to keep the public from reading Franken's message is un-American," she said.

[I'd post the link, but that's the whole story. It's on (surprise) cnn.com.]
From Drudge:

"Franken is neither a journalist nor a television news personality," according to the complaint. "He is not a well-respected voice in American politics; rather, he appears to be shrill and unstable. His views lack any serious depth or insight."

Shrill? Oh dear!

Franken is also accused of verbally attacking O'Reilly and Sean Hannity on at least two occasions, and of being "either intoxicated or deranged"

Of course, one would have to be either to attack Bill O'Reilly.

mmm3587 08-12-2003 10:46 AM

Tapped Out
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
[box mishap story]
(Shutup. You know what I mean.)

Kids are hilarious. Extremely entertaining. You can't make up the shit they do.
Often, dogs can be a little jumpy around toddlers. Toddlers tend to make jerky movements, they tend to be closer to the sizes of dogs (which seems to engender some competitive or instinctual feelings in dogs) and they often make high-pitched noises.

A couple times, I've seen a dog try to jump up on a toddler, which results in a paw to the chest, which results in a toddler flying backwards with surprising speed and force. In each case, the kid was unhurt, and I hope he came away with an understanding of how to use his hands, body and voice to control a dog, instead of being petrified of dogs. Of course, having a thirty pound weight disadvantage on a dog will really require some skill, so the kid will have his work cut out for him until he gets bigger.

In both cases, the dog seemed as surprised by the flight as the kid did, and went over to sniff around the fallen, crying child to check out the situation. This, of course, contributed to the terror, as I'm sure the kid thought that the dog was coming up to rip his neck open.

Good times, dogs and kids. Good times.

(Of course, I don't think any sort of dog/child activity is funny if the kid is actually in danger, and I would never put either in such a situation. Unless it was on a reality show.)

notcasesensitive 08-12-2003 10:52 AM

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
 
Quote:

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
From Drudge:

"Franken is neither a journalist nor a television news personality," according to the complaint. "He is not a well-respected voice in American politics; rather, he appears to be shrill and unstable. His views lack any serious depth or insight."

Shrill? Oh dear!

Franken is also accused of verbally attacking O'Reilly and Sean Hannity on at least two occasions, and of being "either intoxicated or deranged"

Of course, one would have to be either to attack Bill O'Reilly.
Poor Bill O'Reilly. And he is so unable to stand up and defend himself. For shame.

Maybe Fox News was "Fair & Balanced" in 1995 (I really don't know on this), but isn't there some way to take the trademark away if for the last 5 years it has not been "Fair & Balanced"? Did Fox News trademark "Fair and Balanced" or only "Fair & Balanced"? The sad thing for Fox News is that all they are doing is drumming up publicity for Franken's book. Sorta like when the Bond films studio sued Goldmember.

All I know is that after reading "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot", I tend to agree that Rush Limbaugh IS a big fat idiot (okay, I might have thought that before).

barely_legal 08-12-2003 10:52 AM

Laughing at others' pain
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have a vivid memory of a fat cat sitting on a tv sleeping who just falls over for no particular reason. Why this was being filmed I have no idea.

That is freaky b/c when I read the first post about "America's Funniest.....", the only funny clip I could ever remember seeing was one of a cat falling off of a television (I don't remember whether it was fat). Is this a bizarre coincidence or do they have a clip of a cat falling off of a tv on every episode of "America's Funniest Whatever"?

And to keep my number of posts down (i don't want to be a loser and hit the dreaded 150), if I got on a reality tv show (fingers crossed for a fifth season of Amazing Race), I would try to have sex with the host. Would that be a first? Phil is yummy.

ABBAKiss 08-12-2003 11:02 AM

Monday Musings
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
I have a mystery....
Quite obviously, you are pregnant with a baby girl. Or your mom is. The father is Mark Dayton.

leagleaze 08-12-2003 11:03 AM

Cats, dogs and children
 
I remember the cat falling, mainly, because my cat does something similar. She falls off the couch when she is sleeping and is quite put out when I laugh at her.

As far as dogs, this weekend 3 dogs (Corgis) rushed the baby, actually they were rushing the baby's father who apparently startled them, and he was behind the baby. They stopped a few feet away and started to bark really loud. The baby stared at them for a moment with his mouth open, and then, in slow motion, his bottom lip started to quiver and he burst into tears.

He was fine not 2 seconds later, chasing the dogs around, and again, very funny.


Edited to say ooh I like my posting number. 969

Is that like an oral sex threesome? And is the first 9 just sort of out there in the cold, miserable and ignored?


notcasesensitive 08-12-2003 11:05 AM

Paradise Hotel (anyone watching this?)
 
So after Toni was ousted last week (not a spoiler b/c there is likely no one watching anyway, and the action is from 8 days ago), she has vowed to stay off the reality shows --

"Seemingly ubiquitous reality TV star Toni Ferrari, she of the bug eyes and Love Cruise, was voted out of Paradise Hotel last week. Now, she tells TV Guide that she's "done" with reality TV. "I think the world's had enough of Toni. I think they've overdosed on Toni, and they want me out. They're done with me. I don't think the world would miss me if I was gone.""


My question - how long does this camera whore last with her promise? I think she may have the world record for most unaffiliated reality shows appeared on:

Love Cruise, on which she was a beotsch
Blind Date, on which she emasculated her "date" and might have offered to bench press him or something
Paradise Hotel, on which she used her beotsch powers to attempt to manipulate others

Ah, Toni, we'll miss you.

Ps to Paigow: You really are going to catch third. I'm not even close and I'm sure we all agree that I post too much. WTG.

paigowprincess 08-12-2003 11:13 AM

Paradise Hotel (anyone watching this?)
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So after Toni was ousted last week (not a spoiler b/c there is likely no one watching anyway, and the action is from 8 days ago), she has vowed to stay off the reality shows --

"Seemingly ubiquitous reality TV star Toni Ferrari, she of the bug eyes and Love Cruise, was voted out of Paradise Hotel last week. Now, she tells TV Guide that she's "done" with reality TV. "I think the world's had enough of Toni. I think they've overdosed on Toni, and they want me out. They're done with me. I don't think the world would miss me if I was gone.""


My question - how long does this camera whore last with her promise? I think she may have the world record for most unaffiliated reality shows appeared on:

Love Cruise, on which she was a beotsch
Blind Date, on which she emasculated her "date" and might have offered to bench press him or something
Paradise Hotel, on which she used her beotsch powers to attempt to manipulate others

Ah, Toni, we'll miss you.

Ps to Paigow: You really are going to catch third. I'm not even close and I'm sure we all agree that I post too much. WTG.
Nope, I will be fourth. I may have to pull a temporaary SI (is there such a thing as a permanent SI?) to ensure this. What a masterful way of Lester to get me to shut the fuck up. then again,maybe I wont.

and yes, thurgreed, I did that to annoy you.

Bad_Rich_Chic 08-12-2003 11:16 AM

Laminated list
 
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Originally posted by dtb
My husband is attuned to this fact. So much so that whenever some movie is on tv that includes My Dreamboat in the cast, my husband says, "Hey, isn't your boyfriend in this movie?" (or something to that effect.)
My husband is similar - I think he's more familiar with my laminated list than I am. But he finds mine fascinating, because the people on it are rather strange, and none are remotely like him, or like each other. In fact, he's significantly better looking than just about all of them, except for Johny Depp. It is hard to feel threatened by Lance Henriksen and an 80 year old Ricardo Montalban.

Though he was almost as disturbed as Pony by my addition of Vin Diesel.

edited to add: Paddy Ashdown, now he's got some potential to be threatening. But the last pic I saw he's starting to look a little puffy, he may find himself off the list ....

Shape Shifter 08-12-2003 11:18 AM

Cats, dogs and children
 
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Edited to say ooh I like my posting number. 969

Is that like an oral sex threesome? And is the first 9 just sort of out there in the cold, miserable and ignored?
I think this was Methuselah's age at death. Just sayin'.

Snidely Condescending 08-12-2003 11:23 AM

There is no such thing as garden party chic
 
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
[incredibly boring and far too detailed discussion of dress deleted]
Silly boy, dress is simply a way for people like me to differentiate our crowd from the hordes of people like all of you. It's not that I know the "rules" -- please. The idea that there are "rules" that one must "know" is absurd. Only a striver would attempt to memorize such nonsense.

"But Snidely," you say. "How do you always wear the right thing?" Sigh. It's so easy. My man MacGillicuddy lays out my clothes for each function.

Anyhoo, ta-ta for now.


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