Twinkle Twinkle
 

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Atticus, love, I'm worried about you. You should come over for a drink. I'll make you all better.

QE
 

Speaking of porno, I have a video clip of a girl, giving a blow job, who happens to look exactly like the now-fiancee of the former stripper guy whom the Fab 5 loved.

Perfection??
 

Why not just wear a giant neon sign saying "Someone please propose to me?" ;)

Scare your partners
 

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower

Quite, I'll bet you could auction off stock certificates from Infirmation for quite the pretty penny if they were emblazoned with the PLF signature.

Twinkle Twinkle
 

Originally posted by AG

Originally posted by robustpuppy

If you're lucky, you get as far as another Fbetty. She got him to say he was wistfully turning his wedding ring.

Synthetic Diamonds
 

Not likely. Not a lot of jewelry in his family. Besides, I haven't met his grandma (yet).

And who isn't on the California recall ballot, Gallagher is.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/A...060821508_3989

Scary!

Edited to add Gallagher comment to prevent cereal posting.

Uniqueness... Fabulousness.... Outstandingness...
 

I was about to feel all special. But then I didn't.

Ad(not good enough to post)der

Synthetic Diamonds
 

Is the real reason you posted this to let us know you are engaged?



While trying to be like JHo is indeed wrong, in Erika's case, I don't think the age thing is why as they are the same age. JHo's motto seems to be the Dolly Parton quote "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"

And speaking of it takes a lot of money to look this cheap, a gal I know has one of those hideous LV bags with the LV logo all over it. I think this was discussed before, but this has got to be the epitome of lots of money to look cheap bc the only purpose of this bag that I can see is to announce that you own a LV bag of X dollars. And if that aint tacky, I dont know what is. I guess its like fake tits in that manner- spending four or ten thousand to look tacky.

and back to BB4 since I have decided to compete against PJ in the Race for the Personal K (burger is within five, and I havent seen leagl's number yet), does anyone know who won HOH? I know Jack says his strategy is to not win anything, but, if he wants it I bet he wins. To paraphrase DeNiro "I am a very patient man, fokker. Thats what eighteen months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you".

I cant believe Nathan was voted out in a clean sweep. How dumb are these people? They are the bizarro macchiavellis. I am praying to the Good Lord Jesus that Alli goes. Those ponytails were the last straw. Frosh fifteen bulldogs should not wear ponytails, especially when they enhance your roots. She is such trash. Someone buy her a nosejob and a muzzle.



edited to fix quote codes by e/o.

Synthetic Diamonds
 

What a terrible thing to say about Momsquared!!!

Not discussing the size of my mom's rock, even though she is still Mommy From the Block bc that would be gauche! Totally not garden party chic.

Twinkle Twinkle
 

Real reason I posted this: to show I am FB Cool despite my ever changing unfunny skek monikers and my misogyny

Hey Coup, I know you wont see this for another fifteen hours, but what does this turning the wedding ring mean?


edited to fix quote codes. e/o

RIAA Subpoenas
 

The Electronic Frontier Foundation has provided an online
database of usernames and ip addresses from the RIAA subpoenas.

Synthetic Diamonds
 

So right. I'd much rather have a short-term gf with a stinking ass like you had than the happiness (and impeccable hygiene) I have.

Why do you keep posting about me so intently, you freak?

vince mcmahon tribute
 

BB4 SPOILER!!!!



HOH contest













[the space]



















[more space]














it is my understanding that after 6 or so hours and three cages that Erika is the new HOH. I would assume that she would put up two of the three stooges, but I guess Jun is also a possibility.


aV

RIAA Subpoenas
 

In related news:

HR 2752, The Author, Consumer, and Computer Owner Protection and Security Act (ACCOPS) is sponsored by two Democratic representatives, John Conyers of Michigan and Howard Berman, California.

The bill would [make it a FELONY and] impose a prison sentence of up to five years for anyone who makes copyrighted material available over a computer network without permission [i.e. a SINGLE song].

Linkage

I haven't paid much attention to the debate, but it seems to me that there's something unseemly about criminalizing behavior (i.e. having a file on your computer where someone else may grab it) that could well be legal (fair use), rather than criminalizing activity which is pretty much indefensible (actual downloading).

That and if you're going to pass a law that tens of millions of people would be violating, at the level of a felony nonetheless, it sets up serious potential for abitrary and capricious enforcement.

vince mcmahon tribute
 

spoiler











Being the big loser I am, I looked up a site with the recaps and saw she won and that she and Jack wree talking about finally puting Justin up. I assume that Robert (she still hates him, right?) goes up also but have my fingers crossed that the bulldog is in danger. but erika wont want the stooges voting so putting two up only leaves one to vote.

my question is that Justin (?) said that he was one of four votes when talking about dumping Nathan. Who is the fourth, Jun or Allison?

Synthetic Diamonds
 

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Making the Band
 

I am disgusted by the behavior of Da Band. Especially Fredrick--sucking your thumb and general apathy until you somehow wind up in a fight is NOT cool.

When Chopper comes across as the voice of reason, you know you are not dealing with a reasonable bunch.

Making the Band
 

So the most powerful man in hip-hop takes you out of your shitty life, puts you up for free in a fabulous house, loads you with people whose only job is to give you advice and make you succeed, and gives you hours of his own time, and half the band says thanks by acting like petty sullen ungrateful little assholes. Right, remind me to kick our VP in the gonads when he makes me General Counsel.

Back to "you want fries with that?" for these guys. The ones who actually deserve it, should be given new peers to work with, and have been entirely worth the effort I think.

Synthetic Diamonds
 

A 3.8 year stone would be perfect!

vince mcmahon tribute
 

I assumed that it was Jun. She was sitting with them playing cards when nathan came in to call her out [the whole stirring up trouble and being a sneak stuff]. I still can't believe how easily Allison voted off Nathan. So much for the golden veto that he used.

aV

Synthetic Diamonds
 

"The 'Dumb Blonde' jokes don't bother me 'cause I know I'm not dumb. And I know I'm not blonde."

-Dolly Parton (what a mammal!)

Paradise Hotel
 

I caught portions of this last night and was struck by how not hot most of the guests at the hotel are. How on earth did they get chosen? I thought reality TV, at least of the Paradise Hotel variety, was all about appearances, unless maybe I don't get the concept of what Paradise Hotel is supposed to be.

Also, I saw portions of Race to the Altar and thought the same thing. Uuuuuuggggggglllllllyyyyyyyy. NTTAWWT, but I don't want to see it on my reality TV. Give me the cast of Real World Las Vegas any day.

Hang on, Voltaire
 

Translation: Ignore this post, because I'm whipped and I spent my last dollar on a ring that's too big (did I mention it was 2.1 carats -- not 2 carats. Two point one.) and a house with a built in lawsuit. So, I probably won't be going to Vegas. But if my fiance okays it, I'll be staying here:

http://www.lasvegashotelcentral.com/...otel_front.jpg

And that'll only leave enough money to have penske's madre perform for me. She's the original "Coyote Ugly."

http://artofjosephcapuana.homestead.com/files/AGA.jpg

TM

Paradise Hotel
 

I don't watch reality tv so I am speaking solely from my ass on this one but it seems to me that:

(a) The pool of really attractive people in the US (and the world for that matter) is not particularly huge; and
(b) Within that pool the smaller pool of people willing to go on reality tv after seeing how you can be made to look like a fool/bitch/whore/jerk/etc. is miniscule when compared to the population as a whole.

..so....

The reality tv people have made so many shows that not only are viewers getting a little tired but they are running out of first-string participants and having to go to the practice squad.

Just my baseless take on the issue which I know that you were all dying to know and now don't you all feel better for knowing? ;)

Synthetic Diamonds
 

Something is wrong indeed. And it is not just because I don't respond with some Pavlovian rant every time someone uses the word irony. This whole board is off. Even Penske's socks are phoning it in. I long for the old days. Back when I was edgy and funny - does anyone besides Paigow remember that? Those were heady times. I had just led the mass exodus from Yahoo to Infirmation, but had not yet been named as one of the 100 most influential lawyers of the year. My patentgreedy sock had the boards in an uproar, long before the cheap Demi More and Temp Sock knock-offs arrived. We had all just set down our Appletinis and, in their place, began picking up these new sweet, minty, rum concoctions that were as intoxicating as the tech boom itself. I recall sitting in swank Paris lounges with Plated and Multo, listening to Air's Femme D'Argent, and drinking $1,800 bottles of wine, which were easily affordable given my expansive credit line leveraged on my Infirm stock. The salary charts I had pioneered had made the law firm salary infrastructure transparent. We had BigLaw by the balls and were not going to stop squeezing until starting salaries reached $175K and BYBs added at least another $75K of icing to that cake. The Boards were my private sexual playground - I could pretty much bank on the fact that another 10,000 page hits meant another FB honey ready, willing, and able to service the Flower in ways I dare not even mention.

Now . . . now, it's just not the same. Never will be. Never again.

Paradise Hotel
 

"So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?"
"Undateable!"
"Then how are all these people getting together?"
"Alcohol."

I'd say more like 98%

Perfection??
 

Because it didn't work.

TM

Perfection??
 

Right. I told you "no".


Like 36 inches is big. Puh-leaze.

Making the Band
 

A house, I might add, that was directly across the street from my favorite small Spanish restaurant in the West Village.

And now this little restaurant is overcrowded, and it is impossible to find a cab there because of the gawking throngs of tourists looking at Da House.

Couldn't Puffy pick a place across the street from Justin's?

Blue Man Group
 

Saw their show last night (w/Tracy Bonham, quite good), and it sparked a discussion of what do they use on their faces? So, what do they use on their faces? Anyone? Bueller?

Synthetic Diamonds
 

Cause he looooves you. He wants to marrrry you. He looves you.

Making the Band
 

I was trying to have a drink with some out-of-town friends at a local establishment when the Real World Chicago was being filmed. Tonya, et al showed up and proceeded to do shots and scream at the top of their lungs. I got up to get some wings from the free wing buffet (Barleycorns) and Tonya gets up and walks right in front of me and says "do you mind if I cut in line?" (camera's rolling -- obviously trying to create something) Of course, I was the ONLY person getting food. I responded with my best "what the fuck are you talking about there's no fucking line" look and said "what line? There's no one here." She realized how annoyed I was and stopped talking. After watching the first few (unwatchable) episodes, I realized I was much too cordial with her...

Blue Man Group
 

Smurf Splooge.

It's good for the skin...

Synthetic Diamonds
 

As tight as your ass is (and jesus, you're a tight ass), you just think your shit don't stink. And if you keep telling us how happy you are, do you think we'll believe you? No. You don't really. I think it's more for you.

Because it amazes me how someone can be so useless, unfunny, uptight and boring all at the same time.

Yep. Just like you want to give SD a blowjob everyday for the rest of your life.

TM

Synthetic Diamonds
 

Wow, I never knew you knew me so well. It is like you are inside my head and know my very fantasies.

SD baby, next time I am in philly, will you help me with my apparent dream? Would your wife mind? She can watch, if you want.

Making the Band
 

Nice. But who got their wings first? That's what I want to know.

TM

Synthetic Diamonds
 

Ah yes, the good old days. When young punks like you were squeezing outrageous first-year salaries and bonuses out of the firms, compressing the pay scale down to nothing for us veterans, bloodied and soiled by years of selling our souls. Making it so we had to work twice as hard to stay in place, compressing partner ranks.

And all the while, you drank and danced. Making fun of the Dockers that were all we could afford after buying our houses in the suburbs and our SUVs and sending the little bastards -- I mean kids-- to summer camp.

But the the bubble burst, didn't it, you SPOILED BRRATS!!!!!!!

And now those of you still employed are wondering why the party ended, while your unemployed brothers and sisters wander the streets, trailing their Prada messenger bags and their Kate Spade purses behind them.....

Meanwhile, I enjoy my revenge from my safe in-house senior counsel job, smiling as I tell you that no, outside counsel just isn't in the budget this quarter. And my 3% raises and my 401(k) just keep racking up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Paradise Hotel
 

That's Incredible!

Blue Man Group
 

"There's so much in the show," said Banks, for whom it takes 45 minutes to paste a skull cap over his hair and grease paint his head, face and hands in the group's electric blue color.


Being right is soooo lonely...

Synthetic Diamonds
 

You weren't that funny.