Get Thee to a Doctor
 

Well then, it's only a matter of time.

TM

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Somehow, there is a Katy Johnson poem here.

I've never really understood doing this as a regular practice. It should be reserved for when she's close (or faking that she's close). Otherwise, you might as well be doing the cafeteria lady while imagining whoever. The tater tot smell can be difficult to overcome, though.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Please tell us you are joking.

Get Thee to a Doctor
 

Not really. Up until this point, I have avoided both. I don't see a good chance of being forced into either one in the future.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Nice.

Beneath this stone,
And not above it,
Lie the remains of Anna Lovett.
Be joyful, friend, and do not shove it
Lest again she come above it
For, 'twixt you and I, no one doth covet
To see again this Anna Lovett.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Well, they're in a box. They're up there so little people can't get to the box.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Do you like screwing two-pump chumps?

From high-brow . . . to the Portland Trail Blazers
 

The Sports Guy had a link to this transcript in his column today. All hail the Sports Guy. It's short enough to post.

Interview with Bonzi Wells:

Q: Can you comment on Monday's game?

A: We lost. Tough game.

Q: What about the incident with the fan?

A: It was a tough game last night. I wish we could have won. That's about it.

Q: Did you flip off a fan, Bonzi?

A: I don't remember nothing like that, but if I did, I was probably wrong. But I don't remember doing nothing like that. I black out sometimes. (He winks).

Q: You also didn't remember spitting on Danny Ferry.

A: Why do you have to bring up old stuff all the time? Why can't we talk about good stuff sometimes, man?

Q: If you did flip off a fan last night, if your memory does come back, would you apologize?

A: Oh, definitely. When my memory comes back, I will. But, you know, I black out and have black flashes sometimes.

Q: Is your memory about ready to come back?

A: Yeah, I mean, there was something.

Q: Three games into the season and here we go again.

A: Here we go again, huh? It's another season. If something like that did happen, then I do apologize. But, you know, if that fan was a little more professional, you know, I probably wouldn't have had to do that. If I would have been a little more professional, I wouldn't have put myself in this position. So, if I did do something like that, I do apologize, but, you know, frustration sets in sometimes and you do frustrating things.

Q: What did the guy say?

A: I don't know. Something petty. Something that happened yesterday that's over with. It's in the past, and all I got to do is look forward to my future.

Q: Was it anything racial?

A: I don't know, because I don't think there's a racist person in Portland, so I don't really want to go there.

Q: You talked before the season about being more mature. What happened?

A: You try, man. I tried, brother, but I'll tell you, I'm not going to be 100 percent perfect. I told you I'm going to have a 10 percent lapse sometimes.

Q: This is not going to come across well with the fans. Why not own up to your actions?

A: C'mon, man. Y'all can't keep baiting, man. You're not going to bait me into doing something or saying something retarded. I mean, it happened, it's over, and we lost the game. We play Memphis tomorrow. If y'all want to talk about Memphis, we can. Let's just get past this.

Q: So, there was an incident?

A: All right, thanks fellas.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Oh you kids. I think this conversation is one tailor-made for PM.

gwn(Happy Friday!)c

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Now I have never met either Atticus or BRC, but I have to wonder. If these two werent each married, and if BRC was Asian, would they be perfect for eachother in real life? Would it be like some instant tzzzzzzzzzzzzt tzzzzzzzzzzzzt the moment they laid eyes on each other and then off to the blue hued bar at the Algonquin for some highbrow chat (though I wonder if it could be pulled off without google) and then onto the room, not to appear again for three days? Are theset two just made for eachother?

Hell,does anyone thik anyone on this board is made for eachother.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Playing through can be painful. I can do it, but I'd rather hold off. Plus, on a disgusting note, things get a little too wet and gooey when you're playing through. I'd rather hold off and fire when she's coming... That way I get Paigow "caring points" for the simultaneous orgasm.

You can keep fucking after coming, but it ain't much fun. I only do it if the girl hasn't come or come enough or hard enough and feel that I owe her.

I don't fall asleep after sex. It sort of energizes me, but then again, I don't sleep much anyway. Too much media to catch up on... If I sleep I'll never get through it all...

Kid Notorious is pretty fucking funny... I watched two of them last night and laughed my nuts off... the scene with Don Rumsfeld saying" Im uncomfortable with homosexuality" was classic.

SD

I can only assume you were being funny
 

I couldn't find a picture of a black kettle.

Besides, chrome is the new black. Didn't learn anything at the Sean John show at Byant Park?

New Poll: Nicky or Paris?
 

I think Paris, b/c of the whole hate-fuck thing.


Old money acting like new money - strange.http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2008...161390_400.jpg

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I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Well, we could propose epitaphs for each other instead -

For Sebby:
Been
And gone.
Had a good time.

For Lester:
Here lies an atheist.
All dressed up,
Noplace to go.

Bilmore:
Only the good
Die young.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Um. No.