Melissa Rivers' Boobs
 

Have you ever seen the parody of Joan Rivers (don't remember who does it), where she says -- in her throaty voice with obnoxious Longuyland accent -- "Help! My daughtah has no talenT" -- pretty amusing.

Enrique Iglesias? Well, I can understand that one. He may have no talent, but he has other, uh, attributes... (hubba hubba!) :waggle:

Because -- get this -- I was not allowed to listen to the radio until I finally defied my parents in mid high school. If it wasn't played as an oldy but goody during my college years or after, I probably haven't heard it. I think I saw the Thriller video for the first time in maybe 1999. Good lord I was pathetic.

ABBA(good girl gone "Bad")Kiss

Melissa Rivers' Boobs
 

Eeeewwww! He is Rico Suave cheesy. You are gross!

Hey dtb, have you "lowered" yourself and spoken to the secretaries at the office yet? Just curious.

Help Wanted
 

and no RP, this is not a gratuitous, look how popular i am message.

My PM box is full and I am trying to delte the old messages bc the newer ones are goodies I want to hang on to for a bit. Can someone tell me how to get to the beginning of the inbox so I can delete em? Thanks.

and to those who PMed me and got it bounced back, please try again as soon as I can figure this delete thing out. Also, if I delete my sent messages, does that open up space in the inbox?

Let's see...hairy like monkey...hideous...can't sing...the most annoying campy mannerisms since Carol Channing...a jones for ugly crayon-colored tight pants...the question is how he ever became *anyone's* sex symbol.

ABBA, you weren't missing anything.

Melissa Rivers' Boobs
 

The only thing I want to know is this: what is that thing on his face?!?


http://www.poster.net/iglesias-enriq...as-6202588.jpg

I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
 

She'd be yo' mama?

TM

AdL wrote: A Kournikova magnet?

In that case, where can I get one?

Help Wanted
 

I think you think I accuse you of things of which I do not accuse you. And clean out your fucking inbox already, bitch, I've been trying to PM you.

Seriously, is that why you were asking how to forward them? Doesn't this software have a handy save feature like the Morgan board had?

Melissa Rivers' Boobs
 

I know. Moles on one's face are not sexy, especially when they are that fucking huge. It looks like a necrotic parasitic twin. For god's sake, cut the thing off. Just don't go to Melissa Rivers' plastic surgeon to have it done.

Help Wanted
 

I have gotten some very funny PMs lately and wanted to save them so I checked them and clicked on "Move" and now they are moved. Only I dont know where they went. I also hit message tracking and saw several messages in there but not alltheones I sent. So whats up with that feature? And I still cant figure out how to get to my oldest messages.

and no I havent gotten your pms or any others that the little lawtalker emails in my paigow email have told me were attempted. I cannot understand this pm thing at all . grrrr.

Well, now that I think of it, it may be hideous, but I can see its location might make it useful to provide additional, well, stimulation.

When I look at Enrique Iglesias, I think Richard Thomas.* That is why the idea that anybody finds him hot is inconceivable (say it like Wallace Shawn with the lisp and everything)


*And if you're too young to know who Richard Thomas is, (i) fuck you, and (ii) he was an asexual actor who starred on a 70s show called the Waltons and then went on to glory in TV movies of the week and various Love Boat/Fantasy Island guest shots where he played an earnest young and then earnest middle aged asexual man.

In defense of Elvis
 

JFF,

Correction. Her body will NOT be destroyed by kids. I married her in part because she's insanely vain. I hit the gym daily and she runs.

The deal is, if one of us gets fat, that one gets lipo. And I'm willing to go bankrupt to ensure that she stays every bit the woman she is right now.

"Kids" is an excuse far too easily used by fatties who don't feel like hitting the stairmaster. In the same vein, men use "Well... I work a lot" to excuse getting a huge gut. I call bullshit on both. Either get your ass to the gym or get it to the plastic surgeon... one of the few perks of being a lawyer is being able to afford the plastic surgery if necessary.

S(Admittedly insanely vain)D