Also try the Velvet Lounge at the Venetian. No techno, more grown up, great cocktails and a nice view of the strip.

As for hotels, I got a great deal at the Aladdin. The hotel and casino are nothing special; about like a nice Hilton. But the mid-strip location is great if you get a good deal.

Dead or Alive
 

Please stop. How long is a homage [sp?] supposed to last?

Paul Lynde - Alive or Dead?
 

You might as well then do a homage to me using the phrase "a gay" he got it from me. I got it from Margaret Cho.

And I will say I do not believe that the spooky one is CTD.

He's just obsessed with gay people, and, apparently E.

Unfucking believable
 

Am I the only person in the world who thought Waterworld was no worse than a slightly-below-average Hollywood summer movie? When it was released, the big deal was that it cost $50 million to make or some such high number for its time. I don't know why anyone cared. The salient question seems to be "is this movie worth my $7.50," not "is this movie worth "$50M." I think that's more widely acknowledged now than it was then. Rarely are huge budgets mentioned as a drawback.

FWIW, I also thoroughly enjoyed the first 15 minutes of Ishtar

str("hot fudge love, cherry ripple kisses")8

Celebrate my Birthday
 

That's romantic. You must be a cold fish.

A variation on my favorite stupidity defense
 

Now that's the kind of righteous indignation that shows you for the classy dude you are, even if you have become bridge and tunnel people.

2 + 2 = Paul Lynde was a gay, Mr. Bilmore
 

1. Close relationship with his mother.

2. Heard from those in the know, he wanted to be in the sequel, Ben(d) Him.

3. Perry Como rhymes with what, Mr. Bilmore?

4. Short title for Bye Bye Birdie -- Hello, Birdie, Bye Bye Birdie -- Hello, Birdie. etc.


5. Short title for Rabbit Test. . . What's the point?

6. alongside the equally gay Dick Sargent.

7. Backyard swimming pool should be self-expanatory, Mr. Bilmore.


8. They didn't have a name for the AIDS in 1982, Mr. Bilmore, which I have heard is sadly an affliction among some of the gays.

Once again, Irrefutable truth that the "E! True Hollywood Story: Hollywood Squares" is a reliable source.

Care to retract your previous statements, Mr. Bilmore?

spookyfish

Logo; Sorority Life
 

That is a good idea. We don't after all have to use the same logo for everything.

What do you say MR, want to draw us some funny logo stuck figury things?

Dead or Alive
 

One bizarre part of being raised in Toronto (and there are many) is that I always associate "Moe Greene" with Harold Ramis' SCTV character. It wasn't until Grade 13 that I actually saw Godfather and made the connection.

str("Moe, why's your show called Feedbag")8

Paul Lynde - Alive or Dead?
 

Every day is a homage to you, oh Queen of the Board. :bow: My apologies if I did not give you the proper attribution, (and props to Margaret Cho.) :)

I restate:

I am not CTD.

I am not obsessed with gay people.

I rarely watch E!

I have too much time on my hands today for a change.

spookyfish

Can anyone spell yiddish?
 

It's mohel.

Schikse!:poke:

Paul Lynde - Alive or Dead?
 

As is only proper and right.

And, I like E! Especially when I can't sleep late at night.

Sic transit gloria mundi (farewell to the Concorde).
 

I think this is actually Julia Ormand, not Juliet Binoche. And, yes, I do like myself a bit less for knowing this.

Can anyone spell yiddish?
 

So you won't marry me then?

Vegas- Lawyer Princess or whoever knows
 

Ghostbar was actually fun when I went. Huge, huge line, but a friend of mine had the hook up. Lines are for suckers.

Half the bar is indoors. The other half of the bar is on a huge deck. There is a glass floor near the edge that you can stand on and look directly down the side of the building. The view is amazing and everyone in there is good looking or trying very hard to be. Alas, most of the girls had implants and I don't think any of them were from Connecticut, so it might not be your scene.

TM

Sic transit gloria mundi (farewell to the Concorde).
 

Thank you for the correction. Of course Julia Ormond would suffer by comparison to Juliet Binoche (who really is too wordly/earthy to play innocent Sabrina anyway), let alone to Audrey Hepburn.

My brain is shot. I can't remember anything anymore and I am reduced to spelling Yiddish words phonetically.

Dead or Alive
 

Serious Godfather II question:

Why does the presence of Frankie Plantaglea's brother at the Senate hearing make him (Frankie) decide not to testify?

Michael's explanation of "It was between the brothers, Kate" doesn't quite clear it up for me.

Is there some parallel between Michael/Fredo and Frankie/his brother that we're supposed to draw?

Logo; Sorority Life
 

Do you think anyone would really buy a thong or t-shirt with this on it:

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...ersion_id=6841

Dead or Alive
 

Michael flew Frankie's brother in from the old country to be present at the hearing, because Frankie had agreed to witness protection and was going to rat out Michael and the rest of the family. The implication was that Michael was going to whack the brother if Frankie did so, nothing more.

I don't think there was any parallel between the Michael/Fredo or Frankie and his brother other than Michael had no problems with fratricide.

FWIW, I think the insufficiency of Michael's explanation to Kay had more to do with the fact that she under no circumstances (except for the one time at the end of The Godfather) was supposed to ask him about his business. Even then, he lied to her. I think he was basically saying, "Shut the fuck up, I told you never to ask me about my business again."

spookyfish

And, BTW, my artistic abilities have vastly improved since I drew that picture. Primarily because I traded the crappy laptop touch pad in for a mouse.

Logo; Sorority Life
 

I bet people would--just flesh it out a bit. Can I get a thong with that avatar of Brad though?

Logo; Sorority Life
 

Well, there are all those pesky copyright issues...

Logo; Sorority Life
 

I would buy almost anything with that logo on it. Especially a coffee mug.

Dead or Alive
 

Are you unaware that the phrase "a gay" couldn't be further from funny?

Are you similarly oblivious to the obvious in other areas of your life?

I bet you:

Wear your underwear on the outside of your red, plaid, high-water, unzipped pants.

Bill your clients for .5 hours spent nose picking and the .1 follow-up for the booger eating.

Engage in conference calls with all the paigows.

Think CTD is funny.

TM

Logo; Sorority Life
 

How about shirts for babies & toddlers?

Dead or Alive
 

I bet you don't like Margaret Cho. Racist.

Logo; Sorority Life
 

Just how many people do you think see my thongs? :shrug:

Vegas- Lawyer Princess or whoever knows
 

Check out www.site59.com. "Last-minute" packages from wherever to wherever and they include flight + hotel or flight + rental car. Some of the Vegas ones have decent hotels (Venetian, etc.) Try different dates (and different airlines once you get to the "choose your flights") because the prices vary wildly after the first page.
cd

Dead or Alive
 

I actually can't stand her. But it's not because she isn't funny. It's because she's Kore...oh. I see what you mean.

TM

Dead or Alive
 

Sorry. Double Post.

More logo madness
 

To tie the two threads together, how about this oldie but goodie as a logo:

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=12002

Dead or Alive
 

Well, that's a good argument.

Man. My eyebrows are singed. Remind me never to mess with you.

Thurgreed(i miss realitybites)Marshall

Dead or Alive
 

It's been a while since I've seen II, and this may be obvious, but I think it was more subtle than just wacking Frankie. I think the larger, more ominous implication was that the Witness Protection Program won't mean shit to people who know enough about you that they can get to your family in Sicily.

To this day, I can't say a Hail Mary without the hair standing on the back of my neck.

Keri Russell
 

Another starlet goes lollipop head:

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/undresse...el_300x435.jpg

Dead or Alive
 

No funnier or unfunnier than many of the other things I've read on this board, Mr. Thurgreed.


I don't know. I guess I was also oblivious to the fact that you are the ultimate arbiter of funny on this board.

Wrongo, cowboy. No red plaid highwater pants, though I do wear my pants unzipped with the lower part of my shirt hanging out of the opening. It's a cool look outside of the big city.

BUZZZZZ! Wrong again. Boogers are far too high in complex carbohydrates. Last diet I tried was atkins. (and I look fabulous). BTW, I think there are ethical rules against charging clients for nose picking.

I do not know Paigow. I'm not from a classy background like Paigow, and I've only discussed matters on the board with about three or four of the Paigows, the other ones are on my "ignore" list.

Correction. I thought we established this before, oh master of the obvious. I thought the CTD on the old board was funny. The CTD on the new board is weak. Now pay attention next time.

I've said it before, I'm sure I'll say it again:

"Lighten up, Francis!"

spookyfish

Dead or Alive
 

Try Again. Something weird happened with the last post. You're right. Clearly I'm not worthy.

spookyfish

Dead or Alive
 

Bringing this back to the original "dead or alive thread" in a twisted way, Dr. Atkins slipped and fell on the ice in NY today and is in a coma. So he probably won't chastise you for booger eating for sometime.

Elimination
 

Okay, now I have not been part of the "Leagl as the Board's Official Lesbian" crowd.... But I'm warning you, if you steal ONE MORE PENIS it will mean war.

:kisscheek

Unfucking believable
 

What is disgusting? These two shameless assholes?

Because clearly the Baseball Hall of Fame is within its rights as a private institution to choose its speakers. Even more so, when such ungrateful guests have absolutely nothing to do with baseball.

not7(no baseball for oil)yS

Sic transit gloria mundi (farewell to the Concorde).
 

Don't be so hard on yourself!! That's the only way to spell Yiddish words, as "real" Yiddish is spelled with Hebrew letters.