For Buffy Fans
 

Hey, now that I can have sex legally, I needed to find something else to do.

Downloading porn on kazaa is great! I especially like all the freaky shit you can find, especially the animated stuff, like the women having sex with purple demons and all.

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the second funniest show on Sunday's Adult Swim after Harvery Birdman: Attorney at Law (last night: The Dabba Don).

ATHF is fun, but it never rises to the level of its fantastic theme song by Schoolly D.

For Buffy Fans
 

Do the purple demons have chintz duvet covers? Inquiring minds want to know.

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I think that I am not alone when I express the following sentiment -

whaaa?!?!?

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MP3.

Edited to give new, improved link.

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Oh, come on.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Frylock, Meatwad, and Shake?

Ringing no bells?

Click here for enlightenment:
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/index.html

Simple pleasures in legal life
 

That sounds more like a flame of NCS...

It's a CR-V by the way. The low headroom on the Civic seems to have rubbed all the hair off the top of my head.

Important Things Before ATHF Airs
 

Okay. Is Frylock pedantic? not pedantic? Is this show worth missing The Daily Show to watch? These are among my lingering questions...

For Buffy Fans
 

Well you know, normally they are in caves or in the forest or something. So it is hard to say. But I bet the gay demons have wonderful decorating sense, as they must. If there are any gay demons.

Important Things Before ATHF Airs
 

But to tie it in to fashion, you can get ATHF t-shirts at Hot Topic. I think Sealab and Space Ghost shirts are also available.

Best thing I saw on TV this weekend was on VH1. It was called something like "Sesame Street Music from A-Z." They showed their best clips of bands/musicians appearing on Sesame Street. My absolute favorite was R.E.M. doing "Furry Happy Monsters," with a little girl puppet lip-synching the backing female vocal. Genius. Also great was the Spin Doctors doing "Two Princes," about two boy monsters, each of whom wanted to have a playdate with a girl monster. Hilarious. The lead singer of the band recounted how he told Telly: "this is amazing, I've never worked with puppets before," and how Telly leaned in close and said: "Neither have I!" That show must be so much fun to work on.

str8

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It's 15 minutes long on Sunday night. Set Mr. Man's tivo and enjoy minutes of hilarity.

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Wow, seems like the only thing missing is the hamburgler and Mayor McCheese.

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Goddamn it, I tried to download that REM performance off the web for weeks! (In full compliance with copyright law, of course.)

Strongly recommended rocker-doing-kids'-song (not sure if it was ever on the Muppets): Little Richard version of Itsy Bitsy Spider. Wooooooooooo-hooooooo!

For Buffy Fans
 

Ok, if they're duvet covers , then what exactly is the duvet itself?

Or is it redundant? Do duvets cover the comforter, or do duvet covers cover the duvet?

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Ok, you apparently know WAY too much about their sex life.

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I normally don't tangle with people with admin powers, but you're insane. "Harvey Birdman" suffers from Beavis & Butt-Head syndrome: one laugh every fifteen minutes. (And B&B had the benefit of being a half-hour show, providing exactly two laughs.) The episode where Apache Chief spills coffee on his groin and loses the superpower of growing to giant-size doubled the laugh rate to two, but this was mostly because Apache Chief ROCKS the Superfriends.

The redeeming thing about HB is the theme song. When leaving for the office in the morning, I find myself singing, "Whooooo. . . is the man in the suit? Whooooo . . . is the cat with the beeeeeeeaaaak?" On the whole, however, HB will go down in history as the least funny thing Stephen Colbert has ever touched --- and that includes "Crank Yankers."

For Buffy Fans
 

Duvet covers cover the duvet. Not redundant. The duvet is the comforter-like thing (actually I was taught that a duvet was just a french word for what we called a "continental quilt" - the continent being Europe - and what you call a comforter). The duvet cover is like 2 sheets sewn together that goes over the duvet. You wash the duvet cover but you have to have the duvet dry cleaned.

For Buffy Fans
 

A duvet is the comforter --- a soft quilted bedcover filled with eiderdown. The duvet cover is the zippered or buttoned sheet, removable for washing, into which the duvet is stuffed.

Edited to add: What she said.

Doctor Slang
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3159813.stm

I was saddened to learn that "CTD" is slang for someone who is about to die (i.e. Circling The Drain).

Duvet
 

I would add that it is nearly impossible to keep a duvet straight within the cover, even with duvet clips, unless you are capable of not moving while you sleep.

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I just want to make sure you don't think that Hot Topic is a decent clothes store or anything. I mean, its kinda cool if you are a tattooed, black eyeliner and lipstick wearing, nose ringed, tongue studded, purple haired resident of your mom's planned community housette in Irvine. I am starting to think you are not the avante garde tour de force guy I thought you were and am now thinking you are a five minutes behind the peak of insiderism, displaced canuck with a freakish memory bank full of dead Survivors. Like, if Swingers was circa 2003 instead of 1997, you might be the guy driving around WeHo looking for the bar without the sign that Leo and Tara declared dead last week. And you just finally figured out where to get Pisco.

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Hot Topic=Gap for the Goth Set.

Am I Cool Or Not
 

I've never been to Hot Topic and I'm fully cognizant of it's suckiness. It's a funnel of fashion, nay a vacuum, nay a black hole. Whatever you want to call it, it just sucks. But they've got Adult Swim T-shirts, which will be the coolest additions to my T-shirt collection since my "Superjew," and "Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you" shirts I got from freshproduct (that very same Superjew shirt was featured on QEFSG, MANY MONTHS AFTER I BOUGHT IT ). So I am too cool.

And as everyone knows, the only cool place to hang out in LA is Jillian's at Universal City Walk. C'mon Paigow, everybody knows that!

Oh, and by the way, how bad did Justin suck on the food competition? Couldn't handle some fried clams in hot sauce, while Robert ate eyeballs/fish heads? Nigga, please.

str8

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Also a prominently featured lyric in the new Bowling For Soup song "Punk Rock 101." Don't knock 'em as they are now quite "well off," unless of course you don't really want to be a 340 lb. rock guitarist.

AI3
 

There are already hundreds of fools ..er....folks lined up outside of the Georgia Dome. Lining up started today at noon but the tryouts are not until Wednesday. Luckily the weather has been mild this summer (only 90 today but starting to get a bit sticky) with the normal 30% chance of thunderstorms each afternoon. If any of you FBers plan to try out you better haul fanny down here right quick. ;)

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/88/14/image_114887.jpg

For Buffy Fans
 

Several more steps. The duvet cover wrap goes around the duvet cover to keep it clean. That, in turn, is protected by the duvet cover wrap cover.

In very dry climates, duvet cover wrap covers can be covered, of course, by a secondary duvet cover wrap cover, but the more common scenario has them all simply tossed into a corner underneath some form of ceramic pottery. Usually, this pottery is covered by the ceramic pottery wrap cover (the actual "wrap" being considered unnecessary as long as the cover has been covered) . . . .

Am I Cool Or Not
 

But this is what you dont get: the fact that you have to get it at Hot Topics means it is past its peak. Yeah, a few thirty something lawyers might be befuddled by the sight of your shirt, but do you really want to be down with the Mall Crowd? What are you trying to convey with this shirt, anyway? That despite the fact that you are an old lawyer, you are really a twentysomething from the streets of Glendale? Better to save your money and get a mini cooper which I think will better convey the coolness of you.

as for BB4, I mostly missed it except for the nom ceremony.
SPOILER










how much longer do i have to put up with the bulldog and the sumo wrestler? Talk about two women who think they are god's gift. Bitches please.

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Shut the hell up. But that is just a general comment, Niles.

My comment about HB should have been more clear that I was commenting about last night's episode, which perfectly blended the Sopranos with the Flintstones. I cringed when I re-read how I had typed it, but since it was buried posts ago, I let it go.

ATHF was the second funniest last night. Generally, it's never as funny as it could be, but it is a damn funny show.

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I want to get a laser that shoots VERY SLOWLY. And Paigs, my T-shirt choice is intended to convey the notion that I'm with-it. I think I'm doing a good job, as in the last month I've gotten "hey, awesome shirt" comments from total strangers while wearing my New Pornographers shirt and my "All your base are belong to us" shirt. To paraphrase Tenacious D, 'I win 2-0.'

Two things
 

At lunch, I saw a guy rollerblading. He seemed a little older than most rollerbladers I see -- maybe 45? With prematurely grey hair, and a little pudgy but no huge potbelly or anything, just not any kind of hardbody. So, everything is fine so far. But he's wearing a fanny pack. And he has on shorts that look kind of the consistency of silk boxers.

And no shirt. NO SHIRT! Ick.

Second thing. Plants die under my care. Regular flowers are great for a while, but inevitably I forget about them and suddenly they are dropping petals all over the place and the water is all scummy. Basically, I'm a big irresponsible slob. What's the verdict on silk flowers? Part of me thinks "ew ew ew fake!" and part of me thinks "maybe will add some color."

Maybe I just need to buy some stuff that has color in place of the flowers. I would get a fresh bouquet delivered every other day except I don't have that kind of money.

Two things
 

Plastic plants can be very colorful. And low maintenance!

Two things
 

Sigh.

Important Things Before ATHF Airs
 

This reminds me of how cool I thought I was when I was 19 and used to walk around town in my "Sail With A Hard On" tee-shirt.

Given how overhyped and done to death, they should change the name of that shhirt to the Old Pornographers. (image of Less going throughmy head for some reason). Interesting to know that someone over the age of twelve actually buys tees at concerts.

Two things
 

I've seen a few silk flowers that actually look good. I used to be anti-fake flower, but I've come around after I've seen some silk arrangements that didn't look terrible.

Try lucky bamboo. That stuff is impossible to kill and it adds life to your office / home. Needs water every couple of weeks or so, but otherwise, it will just keep on growing without any help or interference from you. http://www.smith-hawken.com/jhtml/si...=12474&index=1 (spree, it's the freakin' smith and hawken catalogue, how racy could it be?)

Bitching, please.
 

Yeah! And this is another example of how the departments at my firm suck! When I brought a DVD with a nice shot on it to the IT department, they pretended they were offended by the request, then claimed that it was sexual harassment, then told me that they didn't have a DVD drive to get the stuff off the DVD, and then told me that they didn't exist for the purpose of right-sizing "little picture" for some "lawyer discussion board on the internet."

What a bunch of slackers!

Two things
 

My parents' subdivision has a guy who has lots of plastic flowers in his flowerbeds. He won yard of the month once (and then they figured it out.)

You could get a plant with colored or variegated leaves - as long as variegated plants get enough light, they won't turn green. A croton or something? In a couple months you can pick up some poinsettia.

-TL

edited for crappy grammar

Two things
 

I kind of want more color than one can get from a non-flowering plant. Re: pointsettias, bad things happen if you don't water it for a week or two (depending on humidity). I think maybe I just need to give up and get a vase or something. Or maybe some fake vinery to put around all the windows! (Too much HGTV)

Why would I want a little bread cube?

Duvet
 

My most hated chore is putting the duvet in the duvet cover after washing the cover. It's exhausting and I need a nap afterwards (convenient). I'd rather clean the toilet.

It's strange how most people refer to duvet covers but never to the duvet. It's usually a "comforter"...

And I found a t-shirt for $2 that says "Only cool hoes [sp] get to work my corner"...

Two things
 

I find succulents hard to kill, so I have a fair amount of them. A friend of mine just has a bunch of cacti in her place - they can be quite colorful. And hard to kill. Although I am not so sure how well they mix with cats.

You should make sure you have at least one live plant in your place though. Otherwise bad luck. Put it in the bedroom.

Two things
 

Try bamboos shoots. You can buy a mature shoot (even one with a twist in it) for about $15, and they last for(seemingly)ever. I also kill everything living within my vicinity but have had much luck with bamboos. Get a couple mature shoots together in a huge clear vase and viola! Color without stress. Just add water when you notice it is low.