Potential tragic tying together of threads
 

Now I am smiling. :)

But lest you think I am a completely grumpy heartless bitch bent on the destruction of all who cross me, I am also damn near twirling around my office singing over today's arrival of Tangerine Sparkle Purse. :band:

but I know that a French-Canadian goalie and a guy named Niedermayer will win.
 

Should be an interesting series, hopefully Martin can keep his mind on the task at hand and not get side-tracked by the divorce proceedings. No, heart-wrenching shots of the wife and kids cheering on Dad this series.

I'm torn. I like the Devils, but have an uncontrollable urge to root for the underdog in situations like this. Either way, I'll be watching tonight.

the tyranny of the positive
 

.... etc.

This reminds me of a classic from my uncle. When cashiers and the like said "Have a nice day!" his reply was "Thanks, but I have other plans."

Playoffs
 

Yeah baby! Can there be a more hateful man than Mark Cuban?
:mr:

statistics
 

I like the part of the stat that indicates that the murder rate has been going down for the last eight years or so. It looks like the murder rate was going down before the first cocealed weapon law was passed. (We were the first, right?)

Various and sundry
 

Men who drive H2's and/or own guns have small penises or are insecure in some other way.

Women who drive H2s have penis envy.

Guns Galore
 

I got it. That is why I called you the princess of the lcd. I am suprised someone as brilliant as you missed it.



Hey, you ain't a member of the party until someone has accused you of being JRUSS. Now I feel I truly belong. Thank you, Tim.

Missing "Idol" votes
 

For those who care

Missing "Idol" votes

the tyranny of the positive
 

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Guns Galore
 

Bullshit. You missed it. Now you're covering your ass.

You don't. But keep posting, maybe you'll get lucky and something you post will end up being unintentionally interesting or funny somehow. But if you don't become interesting soon, you're gonna get fufu'd.

Use of this term doesn't mean you've been accepted either. Maybe your next post will contain a "chai latte all over the keyboard" reference?

What's sad is that you're clearly a sock. I still think you're JRUSS, but either way, you've got nothing to say. Socks sometimes do.

TM

Jim Carrey Almighty
 

Apparently they use this woman's cell phone number in the movie and people actually call for god.
god's phone number
In the film, Carrey stars as a mortal who receives the powers of God. The character of God tries to reach Carrey’s character by repeatedly leaving a phone number on his pager.

But instead of the usual 555 prefix used by most television shows and films, God’s number is a common exchange — one too common for Jenkins’ liking. It’s her cell phone number.

She’s been getting about 20 calls per hour, with callers asking for God before hanging up.

“What am I to do?” Jenkins wrote on an Internet forum. Reached by telephone by the St. Petersburg Times, Jenkins declined further comment, saying only she wants to hire an attorney.


Anyone interested?

Various and sundry
 

It would be kewl if you would use that line on the next gun-owning cop who pulls you over for a traffic violation and report back to us on the response.:eek:

Various and sundry
 

You're not really answering the penis size question, though.

Guns Galore
 

When did socking become sad? It is a source of joy to some, Personally, I think it is sad when a former great continues to forge on at a subpar level when he is way past his peak. I would throw in a Michael Jordan analogy, but do not want you to go off on a three day sports tangent. (Yawn).

Various and sundry
 

Not fair. I married a cop so if I said most cops have small pricks everyone would assume I was including the hubby but if I said cops are hung like fucking donkeys you would think I was lying to protect the hubby's feelings (or my reputation) or else there would suddenly be some competition facing us chicks willing to marry fascist pigs. I can't win with either answer so I will plead the fifth (and perhaps drink one too).