Misc Mecha-Bridezilla
 

Indeed. I'm sure you are waiting with bated breath for Sept. 5 now.

Misc Mecha-Bridezilla
 

I'll have you know that I have it on good authority that Houston is full of virgin debutants that never sweat, only glisten.

Misc Mecha-Bridezilla
 

I take it they do not venture outdoors?

Misc Mecha-Bridezilla
 

That depends on how much Saran Wrap they're wearing.

Punk'd
 

MILFORD, N.H. -- (AP) Police are trying to determine who told a weekly newspaper that the wife of a local teacher had died, resulting in a published obituary for the woman who was still alive.

"It never occurred to us that someone would be sick enough to do this," said Michael Cleveland, editor of The Cabinet Press.

The obituary for Kathleen Connor-Allwarden, with an accompanying photograph, was dropped off at the newspaper in time for Thursday's edition.

After it was published, family members alerted the newspaper that Connor-Allwarden was alive and well, and a retraction was printed on its Web site.

Connor-Allwarden is the wife of Bobby Allwarden, a music teacher in nearby Amherst. The couple, who recently moved from Mont Vernon to Temple, did not immediately return a phone call from The Associated Press.

Cleveland said the newspaper has given the submitted obituary and photograph to police.

Milford Police Chief Fred Douglas said Tuesday his investigators sent the material to the state police forensics laboratory.

Cleveland said Connor-Allwarden's obituary didn't raise any suspicions because it was well-written and laudatory and accompanied by a professional-looking photograph.

He said the newspaper often prints obituaries submitted through the mail.

"We'll get a handwritten obit from California that says, 'Mom died two months ago, and I'd like people to know.' ... We never go: 'Prove it!' We still feel we can trust our readers," Cleveland said.

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Minnesota; Cupid
 

I think you misread the article. According to the Star Tribune, deep fried Twinkies are debuting this year at the Fair.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/611/4040897.html

[Spree: Bestiality anal sex web site]

Minnesota; Cupid
 

How can you not love a venue that establishes a new key lime pie bar, and then gives creativity free rein and calls it The Key Lime Pie Bar?

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Tempting. But when you get closer to The City, those less sophisticated may wonder, "Is it Breakfast, or is it Art?"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TRAVEL/08/19....ap/index.html

(spree: felching)

Punk'd
 

Posting articles and links without any comment or even a witty subject line doesn't contribute to the discussion or give the opportunity for SACFTPG (smart assedy comments from the peanut gallery).* You're like one of those people who can't read the newspaper without satisfying the urge to read aloud every story that you find interesting.

Edit to add footnote: *I am stealing this phrase from Shape Shifter.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Yeah, they should have named it "My Sausage Sister and Me"

No matter where you put the commas in that one, it doesn't come out looking good.

Punk'd
 

Besides, that's QuietAssassin's schtick.

Post-Lunch Reality Ketchup
 

FLo$:
I have just begun watching this since the Return of the Rob. It's so funny. I wonder if his rejected suitor will be on next week to complete the circle.

BB4:
How can you not enjoy the ex-factor? The people are boring but the situation is funny. You have three ex-couples in the final 7 and the stupid contestant claiming to be smart in the history of reality tv. What's not to love.

Other than these and TAR, I am not watching reality tv. RW sucks -- everyone is completely unlikable. RR -- boring.

My current guilty pleasure: the OC.
But I am sure I am the only one watching.

Party On!
 

I think we should bring back Sweaty Hairy Guy in Tighty Whiteys to drop some rohypnol in his mojito and rape him. That'll loosen that clenched sphincter. But only temporarily if enough lubricant and patience is applied.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Yeah, I read that in the article but was sure I read about them being at the fair last year and thought the article was wrong. According to a Strib archives search, there was an article last August about the fried Twinkies but at a New York restaurant. I guess we're a year behind the times when it comes to deep fried food on a stick. New Yorkers will probably beat us to deep-fried lutefisk on a stick too. Oh the humanity.

Speaking of sweets, Chef Fugee went over the edge, State Fair-wise, and entered several baked goods in the baking competition in the Creative Activities building. Not much hope of a ribbon by looks at the other entries but I've always wanted to do it and thought it would be "fun" to spend the hottest day of the year inside a hot kitchen.

Post-Lunch Reality Ketchup
 

As far as I'm concerned, the ex-factor is a flop. There are no sparks. The only serious emotion was about Scott and Amanda and Scott got himself pulled by the producers for it. So what if three ex-couples are left? Jun and Jee have a secret alliance. Ali and Justin don't have any huge issues. And now Erika and Robert got all grown-up and apologized to each other. Yawn.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

Damn, girl, you are so my SP. I just dropped off my entries for the Oregon State Fair yesterday. I'm not a Baked Goods virgin, though--last year I won a red ribbon for my caramels.

tm

Minnesota; Cupid
 

I have not won any ribbons with these, but with the college football season well nigh upon us, please permit me to share my favorite sausage cheese ball recipe.

http://appetizerrecipe.com/AZ/EasySa...heeseBalls.asp

(spree: not as dirty as it sounds)

For a little extra zip, I like to use extra spicy sausage. If you're feeling particularly saucy, try dipping them in Rotel.

Minnesota; Cupid
 

DO NOT even get me started on the crescent roll/lil smokie pigs-in-a-blanket discussion. I may have to stop at the grocery on my way home tonight...

Armageddon
 

Enrique Iglesias has had his mole removed....

Wacko Jacko is opening up Neverland to some choice invitees, at a price......

Generic Viagra gets FDA approval......

Yili "Eddie" Wang, 24, a NYC college student, is first person arrested for stealing a Segway (okay, actually Wang told The Smoking Gun Web site that he bought the 83-pound gizmo for $75 from a man who was pushing it down the sidewalk in East Harlem but WTF was he thinking?).......

A 30 foot, 10-ton humpback whale leapt out of the water near Australia and pulled the rigging and mast of a family's sailboat along with it as it slid down the boat......


The end of the world is near, people, near I tell you......

This Phish don't swim
 

Does anyone else see the irony of someone posting on a "Phish Phan" site calling someone "white trash" and "druggy"?

not7y(hahahahaha)S

Party On!
 

MOtherjumpin' unbelieveable, this is so rife with irony on multiple levels that it just might inspire PLF to put down the phone and deliver something a notch above deadeningly unfunny. Or maybe not. And if its true that houses in Minnesota are going for over $100K, Applebees can keep its mojitos and Benny can have the state fair to himself. I can just picture him wiht that rediculous music in the background running from one deep fried junk food booth to the next. PUH-leeze.

This Phish don't swim
 

No. Can you explain it to us audioslave?

Dance to My Beat
 

Hmmmmm . . . of course . . . your unceasing stream of warbling witcisms.

I am sooooo humbled.

Post-Lunch Reality Ketchup
 

Don't be so sure about that sister. Though I haven't yet watched last night's, so leave SPOILER SPACE.

My thoughts about BB4 (now that we've established that nobody cares): I'd guess Justin is going tonight, probably unanimously (the labrats have been smart enough to get on the same page with their voting this year, so that they don't stick out like nails to get hammered). I don't think Allison will mount much of a charge to save him, nor should she.

After tonight, unless Robert gets head of household, I think the new "alliance" of Allison and Jun are safe for one more week. The idea of three teams of two is pretty interesting. I think Erika/Jack would nominate Robert and Jee; I think that Jee would nominate Erika and Jack. I think Robert would nominate Jun and Erika, with his Jun Jihad. That leaves Allison pretty safe for now. She gets by one more week, and she seems a good bet for the "I'm going to take Allison to the finals because I'm pretty sure I can beat her."

FLO$ is unwatchable, but I keep watching. Why, god, why?

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

...than watching 20 flouncy secretary/bimbos bounce by your door at exactly 5:00 on their way out of the office on a beautifully sunny day?

...Must...not...decapitate...them...

....yet...

Seven


:die::flowers::flowers::bang:

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

Does "flouncy" mean "topless"?

I'm picturing it that way.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

My god. Somebody went on a Smilie rampage

:smack:

Anyhow, we don't have that problem because 99% of our secretaries are old hags who could really compete for the "Mirror, mirror on the wall" crown.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

This coming from a guy who's avatar is a motherjumpin' huge Smiley who looks like it's about to go on a rampage...

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in a few months.

Ahhh.....brings back fond memories of the old place.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

Why does this anger you? Perhaps you could dissipate your anger by getting a kitty tattoo of your own.

They really wear things that allow you to see stuff that is between the belly button and the hip?? Huh. This does not seem like work-appropriate attire.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

On the right person, nekkid is perfectly work-appropriate. I'm sending my resume off to the Borg this afternoon. Real live grade-B porn actresses right outside my door? I have to use the internet for that sort of thing 'round here.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

Mostly because those whores get to go outside on a beautiful sunny day, while I have to sit here in my office getting screwed (by work, of course). :P


Dream on.
Too many objections to list.


Yes they do. And yes, that's exactly my point. Oh, and also the fact that I'm jealous that they get to leave at 5:00 and enjoy the sun. Perhaps I should ask to be demoted..

What do the secretaries wear at your firms? Is mine the only one in town which employs harlots?

Seven

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

following the associates' lead?

where's BOHICA man gone too?

Party On!
 

Trust me, Paigs, you're not fooling anyone with this sock. In fact, this sock has even stopped trying to not be like you. You might as well just change its moniker to "Paigow's sock."

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

And it is really quite pervy that you have observed such an intimate level of detail. I would say precious little is left to the imagination around *here*.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

It is appropriate, and encouraged, if you work at Sonny & Cher, LLP.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

I don't think you are in my town. I think my secretary has worn open-toed shoes a few times, but it didn't seem particularly risque.

If one of these women gets raped this evening, will you defend her attacker on the basis that b/c of the way she dressed, she was clearly a harlot asking for it?

Maybe aromatherapy? You seem very wound up.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

Well, guess you're just a whore for the wrong person.

Is there anything in life more annoying..
 

IIRC, that's not on my firm's list of benefits... If it were, but for the allure of Mrs. Hand, the GP's would finally get their way because I'd never leave the office.

I wouldn't be WORKING, but...