Dallas celeb sightings
 

While Big D can never compare to str8's LaLa Land, here's some sightings from Ted Casablanca (mainly posted here b/c I know you all are concerned about the well-being of Mr. No Love No Money, Rob Campos) --


Thora Birch, grabbing some din-din at Al Biernat's restaurant down from the chic Melrose hotel. Looking vogue in a black Betsy Johnson dress, T.B. was in the Lone Star State to promote the Deep Ellum Film Festival and Cinema Fighting Cancer/The Cancer Relief Fund. Also cruising around the joint was Mr. Jilted for the Money...

Rob Campos, sipping some cocktails and chatting up several local ladies. Still looking for that special someone, ya think? The For Love or Money reality romper was laying low in his hometown on this par-tick night.


ncs

Strippers
 

That's why I take it in the shitter when I start getting lockjaw. And then, when my but gets sore and looking like a baboon butt . .

Cool!
 

Jesse James' hideout is for sale:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/busi...s-Hideout.html

If only I had 19 mil lying around I would buy this place this minute. There's something so alluring about crooks (and their lairs, if they're not skanky) to us law-abiding types...

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

Maybe it's just poor writing, but, jesus.

"We are planning on calling this innovative device a "car alarm," and we're confident that thieves will run screaming from a car when they hear the horn honking WITHOUT ANYONE PUSHING ON THE STEERING WHEEL!!!!! We are not concerned that everyone will ignore the honking and that these car alarms will just be a universal annoyance by next year."

What year does he think it is, 1983?

Great White Update
 

For those not waiting for contributions to the http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,11813,00.html Great White Legal defense fund, I suggest suing the state of Rhode Island and the City of New York.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

The one I fell for last time. Geez, pay attention.

Miso horny
 

Actually the "Bambi" story (as it was before we had yet another example of how easily mass media can be manipulated) was "broken" by a local CBS affilliate in Vegas. And while I loathe Fox News, every other media outlet was in a similarly frenetic state over this bullshit story.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

On a tenuously related note, I saw the Inside the Actor's Studio with Mike Myers last night, and it was probably the funniest one I have ever seen. Even Lipton laughed once or twice. I bring this up because one of Myers' jokes was about Canadian food. I can't wait until the next time one of my friends asks what type of food we should get for dinner so I can respond "Canadian food."

There's Something about Billy
 

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertain...708&p=78xz64y4

(spree: Billy Connally blunders woefully while on airplane)

"Then the unimaginable happened and I got my privates stuck in my zip. It was absolute agony but, however tempted you may be, you just can't ask the air stewardess for help. "

No smart assedy comment really necessary.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

True, but (until last night) three of the women on the show had huge TITS. Kristin, the new black girl, and Holly's were all real and spectactular. Dave too has a nice set, which is sad since he has been there for pushing two months with nothing to do but sit in the sun and work out, and he remains fish-belly white and flabby.

That said, I am enjoying the Revenge of the Nerds (tie those threads) character of the show. Eight of the original ten were like a parody (but true!) of a high-school clique - pretty, wild, mean, exclusive, yet stupid - and watching them get voted out week-after-week is satisfying in my own dorky, mean sort of way. Now, <ominous voice> there will be no new guests <end voice> and they will eat their own, still for an unrevealed prize.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

Role reversal?

(sorry. couldn't resist.)

Fleeting fame and more.
 

If that is the chestnut about the #1 food in Canada being pizza, it is o-l-d. But still a goodie. Did he talk about the Canadian pizza+dipping-sauce craze? We do like our dips.

FB Book Club
 

we have a GA bookclub if anyone would like to join - its an anonymous Yahoo! club and strictly on-topic. PM me if you want an invite.

Cool!
 

I actually thought this was going to be about the guy from Monster Garage.

not7y(vroom)S

Double Treat
 

In yet another ploy to keep themselves firmly entrenched in music news,

here you can view Kate Moss performing some kind of pole dance to some White Stripes song.

This should pander to the inexplicable needs associated with visiting strip clubs and to listen to *dude, this is cool, this is hip* music (but, that cataclysmically suxass).

Fleeting fame and more.
 

Yeah, Seven! According to Sidd, 'Liz can really shake it! In the VIP room, she's a vixen (so says Sidd, NTTAWWT).

http://www.lucidcafe.com/library/96a...lizabethII.gif

Fleeting fame and more.
 

Nice rack

Fleeting fame and more.
 

I dip my pizza in bleu cheese .... mmmmm, bleu cheese.

I thought "Canadian Food" meant Chinese. Growing up I knew that there were two things that one did only in Canada, get tattoos and eat Chinese food. Ft. Erie, just over the Peace Bridge, in addition to being famous for Don Cherry's Restaurant (which went out of business -- I love Don and Hockey Night in Canada and miss getting to regularly see both) has so many Chinese restaurants (and titty bars) that you cannot spit in any direction without hitting one (or at least it used to be that way). And the food is tops -- I recommend George's Good Food Restaurant and Tavern if it is still standing. Get the chop suey soup and make sure you have a couple of Bradors in my honour.

Speaking of hockey, preseason games start in less than a month. :D

Are You a Looner?
 

Article Explaining Balloon Fetishists

Here is a nice quote:

"The market is just too small. The balloon fetish is tiny compared to other niches. If someone is looking to make good money in the balloon market they're going to be disappointed. I run my sites and sell videos and DVDs because I enjoy doing it and it gives me an opportunity to have more loon fun. It's a labor of love. Unless you're a real looner you won't find much support amongst looners. Everyone can spot a fake balloon site. Those would be the kind the big porn sites do. Balloons are basically a prop or a novelty on those sites."

I am planning on spending part of my evening exposing fake balloon sites.

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

I'm running for the Mayor of Chicago based on the platform of: (1) outlawing car alarms, and (2) fining excessive horn-honking (especially by cab drivers).

Vote for the Quiet Mayor!

Strippers
 

They hired Tempest Storm for their 30th Anniversary, according to the Strip City book. She was 73 years old and packed the house four nights in a row.

Cool!
 

No, but I would buy that place too in a minute. Does it come with all the cool soldering equipment? I love to solder.

The Matrix: Revolutions -- Spoilers
 

Or at least that is what this site is claiming. The site does contain images though.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

That is all you do in Canada. Besides getting naked for Penske, of course.

Most (not-classy) Chinese restaurants in Canada advertise that they are providing "Chinese and Canadian food". Which means that if you don't want the beef chop suey, you can get a hamburger or chicken fingers, which is not really Canadian food, but don't try to get in an argument with a waitress about that, as my 8 year old self once found out.

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

If you pass an ordinance allowing people to sledgehammer those fucking cars to pieces if their bastard owners don't turn up to stop the alarm or stop honking the horn when we're all stuck helplessly in the exact same impenetrable traffic jam, I will vote for you for Beloved Ruler (or whatever life-term despots get to name themselves).

Dallas celeb sightings
 

NCS: Thanks for reminding me to mention that on Tuesday night at Doughboys on Third Street, sitting a few tables down from me and the Mrs., by himself, was none other than that venerable star of the big and small screen, Michael Rappaport. My s/o was bummed that I won by spotting him first, but I only got half a point because I mistook him for Ian Zering.

str8

Fleeting fame and more.
 

Ordinarily I would not care. However, Swarthy Girl conjures up images of heavy moustache and armpit hair, which totally kills the pleasant memories of all the strippers I've enjoyed.

I don't mind the private cryptic conversations, but when you turn into a buzzkill, then something has to stop. BTKISDM

Tax(Because The King Is Still Dead, Motherfucker)wonk

Dallas celeb sightings
 

Wasn't he in Beautiful Girls (I think that's the movie title) with Matt Dillon and Tim Hutton (and Rosie)?

Last time I was in LA, I went to a party attended by David Spade and Melissa Rivers (on the night that her divorce was final). I'm sure there were several 20-something minor celebs there too, but I'm too old to recognize them. Also saw Alicia Keyes at Sky Bar. And many many guys wearing camoflage jackets and trucker hats. Ugh.

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

Here, we call them Daleys...

Fleeting fame and more.
 

I would allow Queen Rania of Jordan to strip for me.

http://209.41.172.238/profile.cfm

(spree: turn your sound down if you don't want your office to sound like a Lebanese restaurant)

Dallas celeb sightings
 

Indeed he was. That is one of my favorite all-time movies. Tim Hutton, torn between trying to rack it up with Uma Thurman and keep his perspective in a sweet, young-love, innocent relationship with the pubescent but oh-so-precocious Natalie Portman.

It's the perfect night-in-with-the-Mrs. video. If you can avoid getting too obviously entused by Uma's hooters and making pervert jokes about Natalie, you're guaranteed to get some post-flick nookie.

Fleeting fame and more.
 

She's not swarthy. She's just exotic.

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

I've never liked you more than at this precise moment.


(your real name wouldn't be Velvet, would it?)

Fleeting fame and more.
 

Far be it for me to attempt to decode the Penske-Slave discussion, but I think Swarthy Girl was only swarthy because she called Penske swarthy (nnttwwt), not because she is swarthy herself.

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't know a single person who has known of an auto alarm stopping an auto theft (and by marriage I know a lot of cops). The problem is that they are in every fucking car and they go off so often that people ignore them. Think about it, you sit in your office and hear a car alarm and it isn't like you go rushing out to see if it is yours -- or do you? And unless there is a cop lurking nearby, a thief who is spotted/heard can simply cast onlookers that bewildered look that says "I don't know why my car alarm is going off." When I was younger, I had some friends who were in the business of selling car stereos that, um, weren't technically their property to sell. They used to "take delivery" of their new merchandise with the car alarm going off some times and were never once caught. Stick with the factory stereo or one with a removable face plate and do not leave anything of value in your car and it won't be broken into.
Cars are stolen for one of three reasons:

1. Joyride -- This normally only happens to idiots who leave their cars unlocked and/or the keys inside. It should, by law, happen to every asshole who leaves his convertible top down in a parking lot -- not cool.
2. Parts -- The more common your car, the more likely it will be stolen for parts. Also, air bags are still a big business and you can net up to $500 or more per bag but you have to know what you are doing.
3. Eastern Europe Bound -- Mainly SUVs. Your Escalade is out of the lot, onto a flatbed and in a cargo container on a ship to Ivan the Terrible before you can blink. Oh yeah, OnStar can be disconnected like that <snap> and don't let them tell you otherwise.

Your best bet? LoJack. LoJack has its own backup power supply and is mounted in different places on different cars and all of them are hard to find. LoJack pays if your car is not recovered.

Oh yeah, just remember that if your car isn't located within an hour or so you don't want it back anyway. ;)

QEftSG update
 

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=131835

Looks like Port Authority Police Officer John Verdi may be in a bit of trouble for his appearance. His superiors don't like that he went on the show and told the world he was a PAPO without asking them...and even worse is that those homosexuals flounced about in his uniform. :eek: Trust me folks, cops take this "integrity of the uniform" shit seriously. Hell, my hubby even goes home from work and changes into "civvies" before running to the store to get beer for me -- of course, he might just be afraid that someone will recognize him when he is carrying Bud Ice Light. :D

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

"I've never liked you more than at this precise moment."

Even(steals from the best)Odds

QEftSG update
 

PageSix interviewed his boss who said that he loved it and it was good publicity.

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

No, you must sledgehammer the people, not the cars.

Sledgehammering the cars would be too noisy. Sledgehammering people would have no effect on my eardrums.

Gangbangers in Dodge Stratuses
 

You mean I drove all the way to Worcester to recover a piece of crap car that the thieves didn't even bother to strip for parts for no good reason?