You're explaining too much. I don't believe anything you say.

Seriously, that makes sense.

But now you've got me wondering whether my SO really does have a secret life on lawtalkers.

Unfucking believable
 

Nope--they were married and divorced before either of their careers really took off (I'm pretty sure before RHPS). IMdB says they were divorced in 1979--and he is currently married to Joanna Gleason (love her!). http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Sarandon,%20Chris

tm

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Susan Sarandon's brother had six fingers?

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Wouldn't Chris Sarandon and Joanna Gleason make great dinner party guests?

Unlike Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins.

Unfucking believable
 

D'oh!!! http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ages/homer.jpg

Logo; Sorority Life
 

I like this idea, but I may be thinking of something completely different than you are, ga2gp.

Unfucking believable
 

If that were true, they may have never gotten divorced.

spooky(um, wait a minute)fish

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Yep, they were college sweethearts. My best friend's mom was one of her bridesmaids.

C(too bad they haven't really stayed in touch)deuced

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Actually, you just gave up too easily. He had five fingers and a thumb - six digits.

Unfucking believable
 

No no no, you're thinking of Jamie Lee Curtis.

Unfucking believable
 

Jamie Lee had an extra appendage, but it wasn't a finger. Now, it may have LOOKED like a finger...

I had the impression (and I'm sure the entire board would agree but not post so) that Coltrane was referring to you, PP.

Its hardly a stretch - a pretender to status would no doubt pretend to like what she thought the cool kids were into.

A(mmmm... I had upper crust on my apple pie at lunch... just dElish)G

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Jamie Lee Curtis and Susan Sarandon were college sweethearts?

Unfucking believable
 

Well, I still lust for her in that workout movie . . .

Unfucking believable
 

More possible than most might suspect.

Hey--LP copied my "Quality, not quantity" (well, she added a comma, so technically it's a derivative work); that means it must be good. Now if I could just get a decent avatar.:hmmf:

tm

Unfucking believable
 

Particularly a propos to use three-fingered (plus a thumb) homer . . .

Unfucking believable
 

Are you saying that Susan Sarandon is ambiguously gendered?

Unfucking believable
 

The story I heard was that JLC was not born a hermaphrodite, rather em was born with no sexual organs at all, and they decided to make em a female. We'll never know.

On a completely unrelated note, check out http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Let's just say that if you ever follow through on posting pics of your robust puppies, paigow is gonna divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin. Don't say I didn't warn you --- that man is the jealous type.

See you on Sunday! Be sure to bring the folding chairs you borrowed.

Love,
Mom

Widespread/Phish/Allmans/Dead/Poseurs
 

Coltrane,

I always dress rather conservatively. Only one with shit for brains dresses the part of a hippie. The last thing I need to do is get arrested while high, so I've always dressed like a young republican when in situations where I could get pinched by some trooper for having bloodshot eyes and no concept of reality. Having no concept of reality is the only state in which I'd view Phish. They suck. I've seen them five times, the last being a mushroom fueled disaster senior year in college. I found myself wandering outside the theatre in a bad part of town because I simply couldn't handle the show (these shrooms were REALLY blue-tinged - my head went off like a firecracker and I needed TONS of beer asap). I'm over the fright at this age - now Phish just bores the shit out of me.

Widespread... well, I dig Bell's vocals. Everyday is a classic, up there with the very best of the Stones (yeh, that's sacrilege, but I really dig everyday). Space Wrangler and their first record also kick ass, but the later shit (with all the acid loops in it) sounds too poppy for me. Widespread plays best when they spread out the tunes with long jams.

Both groups attract asshole yuppies who fancy themselves weekend Deadheads. They don't know "Hatfield" from "Walkin'", yet they prattle on about how distraught they are about the guitarist's death (I can't even recall his name right now). They're the same kind of idiots who loved Blue Traveller and the Spin Doctors in college. You can't do anything with them but feel embarrassed in their presence. Smoke a load of dope, drink a lot of beer - you'll forget the assholes are there.

By the way, I have a disc of Widespread doing crazy covers from Atlanta in 196-1989. Its got a 20 minute Low Spark on it that's worth the purchase price alone. If you've got shit you'd like to trade, IM me.

I hear the Dead are pretty nuts live, but I'm concerned Phil is doing too much singing (he's awful). I hear their new guitarists is killer... did you catch them on their last mini-tour?

Buy the new Allmans disc and the new Govt Mule - Warren Haynes is playing like a man possessed these days and Derek Trucks, well... hell... he's Derek Trucks - 'nuff said.

S(yes, I IM)D

Are you ready to rock?
 

Well the music won't be good, so by definition...

No one looks cool dressed as a hippie...or even worse, a neo-hippie. I stopped buying concert T-shirts years ago because I never wanted to play that game at shows...

"I'm wearing the T-shirt from their first showcase tour because I was into them before anyone else.
"Whatever, I'm wearing the T-shirt from the opening band, because the headliner sold out."

The only time I was tempted to break my rule was nearly ten years ago (?!) when Urge Overkill played the Berkeley Square. Instead of T-shirts, you could get fake gold UO medallions. I would have looked rEdiculous wearing one, but it seemed like an interesting idea.

In direct answer to your questions...
1) Your friend is a tool...a harmless tool, but a tool nonetheless.
2) You are a bit of a music snob.
3) There's nothing wrong with being a bit of a music snob.

Unfucking believable
 

Anne, I apologize for the sock thing. That was not a very nice welcome. FWIW, I am glad you are here anyway.

As for JLC, if the rumors are true, at least she ended up in better shape than the poor Canadian man who was re-gendered as a toddler -- to truly disastrous effect -- after a horribly botched operation on his penis. What a mess they made.

http://www.reddiaper.com/images/dutch/Diva.jpg

http://www.freebiesforwomen.com/post...mages/diva.jpg

http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/97aug/images/diva.gif


If you like any let me know, I'll resize it for you.

As opposed to the lines mf men who'd die to get involved with a bag of cats like yourself.

You are becoming "tired iron" for a reason, my dear.

Unfucking believable
 

Are you saying that Jamie Lee Curtis is a post-surgical Canadian man with Homer Simpson-like appendiges?

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Susan Sarandon is Canadian? Does she guard her house with chickens?

divatars
 

Don't forget this one:http://images.rottentomatoes.com/ima.../38/178638.jpg
http://www.deutsches-filminstitut.de.../dp2fc4104.jpg

(Love that aria from La Wally)

lots of messy editing -- sorry

Are you ready to rock?
 

Generally agree on the concert tees. However, if I had been smart enough to buy one of the old subpop Nirvana tees, I would wear it. Everywhere.
Fudge Packin
Crack Smokin
Satan Worshipin
Motherfuckers

Judges might look at me funny in court, but fuck 'em.

Unfucking believable
 

Don't be stupid. If Susan Sarandon were Canadian she would never have been cast in a baseball movie. And if she did not have genitals she would never be permitted to play baseball, as we all know from the Peter LaCock story.

Sheesh. Do you people read before you post?

Are you ready to rock?
 

I used to have a Pond t-shirt with subpop on the back (got it at Pond's gig at CBGB)--if I didn't already give it to Goodwill, you want it?

tm

Damn, you are one nice lesbian. I can't get the reddiaper site to open--what did that one look like? I kinda like the Atlantic one--her hair's even the right color. Will it still look good at avatar size?

tm

Was an actress with pearls around her neck, in black and white, giving a diva like look.

Let me resize the one you like and you can see. Won't take but a second.

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...leaze/diva.gif


Edited to put in the image. If you like it just right click on it, click on properties, copy the link and paste it in the proper place under user cp, options, for avatar.

Unfucking believable
 

The trailer for "A Mighty Wind" has me as excited as, well, as Pat Quinn complaining about the refereeing.

str8

1 down 15 to go.

Thanks, leagl. You rawk.

tm

My pleasure you nice hetero you.

Celebrate my Birthday
 

Depends on the move. If it's a long distance thing, where you may not see the guy again, then I can see his wanting to see his friends one last time. Alternatively, if it was a special place or there are a lot of good memories of it, like say, in a kitchen, I can also see wanting to have people over one last time. If the guy is moving from one generic apartment to another, then maybe there's an issue, but again, why not?

Hey, you copied me!

K is Koming
 

A K will Kome soon. Who do you thinK will get it? It's all very exciting.

(This would be post 1990. And on a happy note, when we do get the upgrade, hopefully some time in the not to distant future, it will number posts.)

1987 Buick!?!?
 

The guns I can understand, but the 1987 Buick? Never.

Local - KPIX/KCBS
Sean Penn's Car Stolen in Berkeley
1 hour, 42 minutes ago
Trisha Carlson

Berkeley police are on the lookout for a black 1987 Buick belonging to actor Sean Penn.

They want to find it fast, because two weapons are inside.

Penn was having lunch with his assistant at the Venus Restaurant on Tuesday, and had parked his car at a meter just down the street.

Penn, a Marin County resident, does have a permit to carry the weapons.