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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-03-2008 12:29 PM
Re: Aleve Cold & Sinus
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 372916)
Is there anything this stuff can't do?
Can it make an erection last longer than 4 hours?

Tyrone Slothrop 12-03-2008 12:32 PM
Re: Stub Hub question
 
Please note the tense I used.

barely_legal 12-03-2008 01:05 PM
Re: Stub Hub question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 372912)
You could have the tickets delivered by fedex to your hotel and have them hold them there for you.

I've never had a problem using stub hub for anything, and I use them all the time.
Well, that's a good option except that now I can't get the website to work. it's stuck on the shipping info page. christ. And the customer support will get back to me "within 24 hours." Helpful.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-03-2008 01:06 PM
Re: Aleve Cold & Sinus
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 372917)
Can it make an erection last longer than 4 hours?
I don't know. Do we know anyone who can give a four-hour blowjob?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-03-2008 01:09 PM
Re: Aleve Cold & Sinus
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 372922)
I don't know. Do we know anyone who can give a four-hour blowjob?
That's a rhetorical question, right?

Hank Chinaski 12-03-2008 01:13 PM
Re: Aleve Cold & Sinus
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 372922)
I don't know. Do we know anyone who can give a four-hour blowjob?
Paigow claimed it, did she not? a camel or something?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-03-2008 01:16 PM
Re: Aleve Cold & Sinus
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 372923)
That's a rhetorical question, right?
Yep.

pony_trekker 12-03-2008 02:24 PM
Re: Stub Hub question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 372909)
I have a question about Stub Hub. I found out at the last minute that i"m going to be in NY this weekend and so is my mother. Since White Chrimstas is my mother's favorite holiday movie, I'd like to take her to see the broadway show on Saturday night. Obviously the tix are sold out so I looked at Stub Hub. I'm happy to buy tix on SH, but they ship by Fed Ex and use Standard Shipping so I'm concerned that I'm not going to get the tickets in time for the show. Has anybody else used SH to get tickets for a last minute show? Was there any problem expediting delivery of the tickets? I don't see a method for expediting the shipping when I try to purchase the tickets.
I have picked up stuff at their NY office. Was a very efficient process.

barely_legal 12-03-2008 02:39 PM
Re: Stub Hub question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pony_trekker (Post 372931)
I have picked up stuff at their NY office. Was a very efficient process.
\

Fuck. They had about 25 tix available when I first tried to buy them, and while the site was spazzing out, all of the tix disappeared. Goddammit. They don't even have tickets for the freaking matinee.

Hank Chinaski 12-03-2008 02:42 PM
Re: Stub Hub question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 372932)
\

Fuck. They had about 25 tix available when I first tried to buy them, and while the site was spazzing out, all of the tix disappeared. Goddammit. They don't even have tickets for the freaking matinee.
there are other brokers. StubHub takes everything down once the date gets too close.

google "broadway theatre ticket brokers."

barely_legal 12-03-2008 02:45 PM
Re: Stub Hub question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 372933)
there are other brokers. StubHub takes everything down once the date gets too close.

google "broadway theatre ticket brokers."
I'm talking to the concierge at my hotel now. She said she can get me tickets for Friday night. I'm sure I'll be paying out of my ass, but it's worth it to have somebody else do the work and to know that I'll actually get the tix in time. My mother better appreciate this and love me better than all of her other kids!

bold_n_brazen 12-03-2008 02:46 PM
Re: Stub Hub question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 372932)
\

Fuck. They had about 25 tix available when I first tried to buy them, and while the site was spazzing out, all of the tix disappeared. Goddammit. They don't even have tickets for the freaking matinee.
My mother uses a ticket broker we affectionately refer to as "the thief". I can get his number for you if you'd like.

barely_legal 12-03-2008 02:56 PM
Re: Stub Hub question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 372935)
My mother uses a ticket broker we affectionately refer to as "the thief". I can get his number for you if you'd like.
Thanks -- I would have taken you up on that if the concierge hadn't been able to come through. These tix are cheaper than the ones I was trying to buy and the seats are not nearly as good. But my siblings are all poor so it's better than whatever crap they will buy her.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-03-2008 02:57 PM
Re: Aleve Cold & Sinus
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 372924)
Paigow claimed it, did she not? a camel or something?

Blow job camel.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-03-2008 03:11 PM
Re: Plexico Burress
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man (Post 372888)
You are apparently a much harsher critic than I -- particularly of women's breasts.

S_A_M
Women's breasts do not hang upward. She looks like a mannequin with the torso turned upside down.

Hank Chinaski 12-03-2008 03:16 PM
Re: Plexico Burress
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 372939)
Women's breasts do not hang upward. She looks like a mannequin with the torso turned upside down.
what if they're in the southern hemisphere? think about it.

Not Bob 12-03-2008 03:28 PM
We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 372933)
google "broadway theatre ticket brokers."
You're in America. It's spelled "theater."

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-03-2008 03:36 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 372942)
You're in America. It's spelled "theater."
How do you pronounce "foyer"?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-03-2008 03:37 PM
RP/Sebby
 
Can you re-post your champagne recommendations?

Not Bob 12-03-2008 03:46 PM
We have met the enemy, and he is ours.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 372945)
How do you pronounce "foyer"?
We didn't kick British ass twice* so that people could smoke fags and eat crisps, boyo. Love it or leave it.

*Yeah, I said twice, Slothrop!** Just ask Andy Jackson, Commodore Perry, and the boys on Old Ironsides.

**Or whoever it was (other than GWNC) who said that the British won the War of 1812.

Hank Chinaski 12-03-2008 03:52 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 372942)
You're in America. It's spelled "theater."
I'm at a "client's" in Windsor, but thanks for playing.

Pretty Little Flower 12-03-2008 03:58 PM
Re: We have met the enemy, and he is ours.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 372947)
We didn't kick British ass twice* so that people could smoke fags and eat crisps, boyo. Love it or leave it.
Hey, hey, hey, slow down Riot Bob. If Hank doesn't get to say these sorts of things, then neither do you.

Not Bob 12-03-2008 04:01 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 372949)
I'm at a "client's" in Windsor, but thanks for playing.
You might as well ask for asylum while you're up there, Mister Fancy Pants Anglophile. You and all of your tweedy Tory friends.

Pretty Little Flower 12-03-2008 04:03 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 372949)
I'm at a "client's" in Windsor, but thanks for playing.
Nice!

Total. Burn.

Nothing puts the icing on the cake of a total burn like the expression, "Thanks for playing."

Hank Chinaski 12-03-2008 04:07 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 372953)
Nice!

Total. Burn.

Nothing puts the icing on the cake of a total burn like the expression, "Thanks for playing."
i'm keeping a flame alive. you're all about throwing WATER on it?

Pretty Little Flower 12-03-2008 04:08 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 372951)
You might as well ask for asylum while you're up there, Mister Fancy Pants Anglophile. You and all of your tweedy Tory friends.

Are you suggesting it is appropriate for him to smoke fags in Windsor? Whatever happened the the "big tent," Mr. Nice Guy, "I'm O.K., You're O.K" Not Bob? It is as jarring to see you spout virulent xenophobic homophobia as it would be to see Sebastian profess his love of cunnilingus.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-03-2008 04:09 PM
Re: We have met the enemy, and he is ours.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 372947)
We didn't kick British ass twice* so that people could smoke fags and eat crisps, boyo. Love it or leave it.

*Yeah, I said twice, Slothrop!** Just ask Andy Jackson, Commodore Perry, and the boys on Old Ironsides.

**Or whoever it was (other than GWNC) who said that the British won the War of 1812.
Fake Angry NB is ANGRYYYYYY!!!!!

Pretty Little Flower 12-03-2008 04:10 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 372955)
i'm keeping a flame alive. you're all about throwing WATER on it?
There is nothing jarring about your continuing mockery of Helen Keller. It is unpleasant and distasteful, but not jarring.

Penske_Account 12-03-2008 04:10 PM
Re: Aleve Cold & Sinus
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 372922)
I don't know. Do we know anyone who can give a four-hour blowjob?
Besides Hank's wife?

eta: yes.

Penske_Account 12-03-2008 04:11 PM
Re: RP/Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 372946)
Can you re-post your champagne recommendations?
Am I on ignore?

Hank Chinaski 12-03-2008 04:14 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 372959)
There is nothing jarring about your continuing mockery of Helen Keller. It is unpleasant and distasteful, but not jarring.
hellen keller would not be able to understand what is posted on the internet, at least not at a no-frills spot like this.

think about it.

Pretty Little Flower 12-03-2008 04:15 PM
Re: RP/Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 372961)
Am I on ignore?
I have you on ignore, but only as a means of showing respect.

Much respect.

Penske_Account 12-03-2008 04:18 PM
Re: RP/Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 372963)
I have you on ignore, but only as a means of showing respect.

Much respect.
I feel your love. Always. &. 4ever.

Pretty Little Flower 12-03-2008 04:19 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 372962)
hellen keller would not be able to understand what is posted on the internet, at least not at a no-frills spot like this.

think about it.
Unpleasant and distasteful, but not at all jarring.

Secret_Agent_Man 12-03-2008 04:20 PM
Re: Plexico Burress
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 372939)
Women's breasts do not hang upward.
Of course not, but fake is not always bad.

S_A_M

Tyrone Slothrop 12-03-2008 04:20 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 372959)
There is nothing jarring about your continuing mockery of Helen Keller. It is unpleasant and distasteful, but not jarring.
When Hank does that post, I picture him blind, trying to read a waffle iron -- thus, jarring and unpleasant, but not distasteful.

YMMV.

Pretty Little Flower 12-03-2008 04:20 PM
Re: RP/Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 372964)
I feel your love. Always. &. 4ever.
I did not see this because of the respectful ignore thing.

(But right back atcha, bro.)

Hank Chinaski 12-03-2008 04:25 PM
Re: We don't queue for petrol while whinging about tyres and lorries, neither.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 372967)
When Hank does that post, I picture him blind, trying to read a waffle iron -- thus, jarring and unpleasant, but not distasteful.

YMMV.
I find monster whiffs sickening, frustrating and indicative of the falling quality of post that PLF exemplifies as a poster boy for all that is wrong.

bold_n_brazen 12-03-2008 04:26 PM
Re: RP/Sebby
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 372946)
Can you re-post your champagne recommendations?
What about mine, you fucker?

Pretty Little Flower 12-03-2008 04:26 PM
Re: Plexico Burress
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man (Post 372966)
Of course not, but fake is not always bad.

S_A_M

The fake angry Not Bob was bad. He was a roiling cauldron of homophobic xenophobia.

Ugly.


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